Guess I'll Be Going Offline Indefinitely...

[Airwolf]

Those were the days. Most prolific junk mail in human history.

https://www.heraldnet.com/news/weve-got-mail-and-were-still-surfing-the-web-with-aol-email-addresses/#:~:text=AOL%20CDs%20were%20history's%20greatest%20junk%20mail.&text=One%20billion%20CDs%20with%20free,frozen%20packages%20of%20Omaha%20Steaks.

And used as wall insulation and coffee coasters and self defense throwing stars and pizza cutters and............