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Offline zeitgeist

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Avast me hearties butt pirates off the port bow
« on: June 22, 2017, 08:31:25 PM »
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https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029240594

Row on over and check this one out.

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Encountered my first gay 45 supporter today

Gay supporters of 45 obviously exist but today was the first time I had actually encountered one personally. To my surprise, it was someone who I thought was largely uninterested in politics.

I had lunch today with a former co-worker I had not seen in years due to a change in jobs, a move, the passage of time, etc. He didn't vote in 2004 but he did vote for Obama in 2008. I have no idea how or if he voted in 2012. He never really seemed interested in politics in the past and I try to avoid talking politics at work since I live in a red state. I never detected any hints of modern day RW behavior when I worked with him years ago and he was always socially liberal back then as is typical of most gay men.

Anyway, during our lunch conversation today, he brought up the subject of 45 and he said he had voted for him and still supports him. I nearly spat out my food at that confession. I inquired why and he responded by saying he wants/supports a president who will shake up the system and bring some needed change to how this country operates. He offered some more babbling in defense of 45 which I had no interest in hearing so I changed the subject to old co-workers while I scarfed down my lunch as quickly as possible. Politics never came up again and we exchanged pleasantries before parting ways <SNIP>


Who knew.  Butt Pirates in the DU_ranks voted for 45  (a high caliber President  :-) :-))



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Re: Avast me hearties butt pirates off the port bow
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2017, 09:34:23 PM »
Yarr, I just be glad they ain't on our stern quarter and closing on our fair ship!  Blow me.....down!

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Re: Avast me hearties butt pirates off the port bow
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2017, 10:51:05 PM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on June 22, 2017, 08:31:25 PM
Limited access on the road but here is the best I can do,

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029240594

Row on over and check this one out.

Who knew.  Butt Pirates in the DU_ranks voted for 45  (a high caliber President  :-) :-))

how DARE he not put his gayness up front as the central deciding factor for everything in life. I mean, doesn't he know about the gay FEMA camps and stuff? geez...
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Re: Avast me hearties butt pirates off the port bow
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2017, 11:05:42 PM »
You had me with the great thread title!!! :lmao: :cheersmate:
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Re: Avast me hearties butt pirates off the port bow
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2017, 11:07:51 PM »
I'd be more concerned about one of them sneaking up on my poop deck.  :rimshot:
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Re: Avast me hearties butt pirates off the port bow
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2017, 07:45:18 AM »
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Encountered my first gay 45 supporter today

Was it good? did he push in your stool? :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: Avast me hearties butt pirates off the port bow
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2017, 03:57:56 AM »
Well, if the gay guy supports Trump, shouldn't he be on the starboard side?
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Re: Avast me hearties butt pirates off the port bow
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2017, 01:02:00 PM »
Quote from: Adam Wood on June 24, 2017, 03:57:56 AM
Well, if the gay guy supports Trump, shouldn't he be on the starboard side?

Or a bow looking for a stern? ewwww.
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Re: Avast me hearties butt pirates off the port bow
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2017, 05:12:46 PM »
Quote from: Adam Wood on June 24, 2017, 03:57:56 AM
Well, if the gay guy supports Trump, shouldn't he be on the starboard side?

na, more towards the poop deck
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Re: Avast me hearties butt pirates off the port bow
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2017, 02:09:20 AM »
Quote from: FunkyZero on June 25, 2017, 05:12:46 PM
na, more towards the poop deck
You win. 
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Re: Avast me hearties butt pirates off the port bow
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2017, 02:30:17 AM »
Quote from: Adam Wood on June 30, 2017, 02:09:20 AM
You win.

Not so fast, matey.   :nunchuck:

Quote from: Skul on June 22, 2017, 11:07:51 PM
I'd be more concerned about one of them sneaking up on my poop deck.  :rimshot:
:tongue:  :tongue:
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Re: Avast me hearties butt pirates off the port bow
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2017, 10:30:06 AM »
Or for a pig boat sailor tubes aft. :drunksailor:
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Re: Avast me hearties butt pirates off the port bow
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2017, 01:41:35 PM »
Quote from: Skul on June 30, 2017, 02:30:17 AM
Not so fast, matey.   :nunchuck:
 :tongue:  :tongue:

damn, and I thought I was being original
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Re: Avast me hearties butt pirates off the port bow
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2017, 08:56:33 PM »
One of the best headlines EVER.
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