mreilly (1,526 posts)
Trump supporters at the water park today
I was at the Great Wolf Lodge in Fitchburg, MA today when two Trump supporters strolled in with their kids.
How did I know they were Trump supporters? I'm going to try to be as impartial as I can here and report without judgment.
The husband, a stocky, crewcutted, grey-haired man of 50, had a "Hillary for Prison" shirt on. The back read "Infowars.com." So, you know where his mindset is. Can't celebrate the Trump win without trying to urinate on Hillary, oh no. The anger never stops from these people.
The wife, a rat-faced blonde (I said I would be impartial but she looked like a rodent character from the "Arthur the Aardvark" books I used to read my kids) had a "Trump is President - Deal With It" t-shirt on. She literally looked like a teenager - gosh, I guess these Trump fans can't attract women their own age - and peered suspiciously about as they set their bags down. Because ISIS is going to attack. Without Trump physically present to protect them, because Obama has done shit for us, of course.
As I watched them I observed the husband yelling angrily at his kids, complaining to the staff about something (too far off but I saw a lot of angry gestures and pointing at something that displeased him) and - at one point - seeming to be about to butt in line in front of me and my kids at the lunch counter. He was hanging by the side trying to get the clerk's attention and I was about to grimly tell him: "This is the line. GET IN BACK!" with as much fury as his behavior merited. Turned out dipshit wanted to know where the men's room was. Right next to us, as it turned out. ****ing stupid.
I am honestly not putting my bias into this post. Both of them, with their angry glares, suspicious glances, and negative interactions, were perfect Trump supporters. The ONLY positive thing I saw out of the two of them was when the wife must have announced she was heading off elsewhere and they kissed goodbye.
But why wouldn't they? They're two peas in a pod of hatred, judgment and censure!
Enjoy your little t-shirts, folks. Once Asshole gets elected we're rolling up our sleeves and stopping him on all fronts. Countering the lies. Blocking the nonsense. Getting the word out on exactly what he's doing. Not trying to reach the alt-right Breitbart asswipes (they're unreachable) but the ones who will help us bring justice in 2018 and 2020.
And in the end, ****ers, your little t-shirts will be abandoned. You won't dare to wear those out in public after the shit-show of Trump is done.
I guarantee it.
OK lets break it down.
No "So" detracts
Going to be impartial adds (nice touch BTW)
Man is a dummie stereotypical Trump supporter with description adds
Man is angry and yelling adds
Wife is a rat faced teen trailer trash adds
No tramp stamp detracts
both wearing Trump/anti hillary tee shirts adds
man is too stupid to find the pisser adds
Again with the not being biased... good the first time, detracts the second
Dummies decries that they are full of hatred and judgemental (that is irony) adds
No conversion detracts
No clapping of supporters detracts
No bushes (indoors, can be excuse)
No cops/security dudes jumping out of hidden niche detracts
I liked the rat faced teen wife comment... offhand rodent incest accusation, very good BTW just missing the tramp stamp or Trump tatoos... I liked the not biased the first time... I liked the man can't find the pisser... very novel overall.
I say the adds outweigh the detracts so overall I rate it:

and 1/2
