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Re: DUmmy learned about sex at construction sites...blames the USA
« Reply #25 on: January 15, 2016, 12:34:09 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on January 15, 2016, 12:21:50 PM
I don't know how old this Chalmers primitive is but it seems to me that all of America got a free and Progressive sex ed course when Clinton occupied the White House whether we wanted it or not.

This is true. But on the other hand, Adam and Eve figured it out without the help of a public education system.
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Re: DUmmy learned about sex at construction sites...blames the USA
« Reply #26 on: January 15, 2016, 12:42:02 PM »
Porn may not be perfect, but it's got this going for it.....


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My Catholic parents weren't exactly about to explain the choo choo's to their closeted son.
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Re: DUmmy learned about sex at construction sites...blames the USA
« Reply #27 on: January 15, 2016, 01:37:28 PM »
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91. Porn made me a better gay man

My Catholic parents weren't exactly about to explain the choo choo's to their closeted son.


     "Find another homo, take him behind a dumpster, and ram him in the ass" doesn't have the same ring as explaining the natural and respectable process of courtship and procreation to a child. But that's just me talking.
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Re: DUmmy learned about sex at construction sites...blames the USA
« Reply #28 on: January 15, 2016, 02:16:39 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on January 15, 2016, 01:37:28 PM

     "Find another homo, take him behind a dumpster, and ram him in the ass" doesn't have the same ring as explaining the natural and respectable process of courtship and procreation to a child. But that's just me talking.

What in the hell are "the choo choos"? Is that some kind of homo code?
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Re: DUmmy learned about sex at construction sites...blames the USA
« Reply #29 on: January 15, 2016, 03:22:16 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 15, 2016, 02:16:39 PM
What in the hell are "the choo choos"? Is that some kind of homo code?

I was wondering the exact same thing. 
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Re: DUmmy learned about sex at construction sites...blames the USA
« Reply #30 on: January 15, 2016, 04:07:27 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on January 15, 2016, 03:22:16 PM
I was wondering the exact same thing.


     This is probably something you don't really want to see. Something Johnny Ola would probably have to show you.
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Re: DUmmy learned about sex at construction sites...blames the USA
« Reply #31 on: January 15, 2016, 04:26:35 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 15, 2016, 02:16:39 PM
What in the hell are "the choo choos"? Is that some kind of homo code?

You could always Google it, but it'd change your Internet experience for months to come.
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Re: DUmmy learned about sex at construction sites...blames the USA
« Reply #32 on: January 16, 2016, 04:22:38 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on January 15, 2016, 12:21:50 PM
I don't know how old this Chalmers primitive is but it seems to me that all of America got a free and Progressive sex ed course when Clinton occupied the White House whether we wanted it or not.
I expect there is a reasonable chance it didn't make it past the third grade.
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Re: DUmmy learned about sex at construction sites...blames the USA
« Reply #33 on: January 16, 2016, 06:04:09 PM »
Well...nobody ever accused DUmmies of having any sense where sex and relationships are concerned.

It isn't like proof was needed, though it does prove what we all already know.



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