Guilty of using Old Spice Soap, Old Spice body wash, (various scents) Old Spice roll on, and old spice body spray. I'm a clean motor scooter, and proud of it. Though if you primitives really want to get clean, use battery acid. Nothing takes the dirt off like battery acid. Oh, and Icy Hot is good for the genitals. Keeps away those STDs.
Besides, I prefer to scrub my butt with something more than my hand.
Feel free not to elaborate.