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The DUmpster / Re: Yesterday evening, my wife and I celebrated Valentine's Day as we always do.
« Last post by BannedFromDU on February 15, 2026, 11:21:42 AM »And that it has more money than most of the freeloading DUers with the:
I'm surprised that it didn't brag about how they spent their time at the "all inclusive resort that many other DUers couldn't afford to visit" helping the poor Mexicans that couldn't get by without lefty help to the point that the Mexicans lovingly referred to the DUer as "El gran imbécil arrogante y estúpido".
" I forgot to add that I ordered in Spanish, too. I said, "Dos tacos con frijoles, por favor." And the little Mexican server bowed deeply at my innate respect for his language and customs. Another thing I forgot to mention is that my big tip (or, 'propina grande,' as we experts in Mexican culture say) was in pesos. I have several Mexican coins in my desk drawer that won't work in the soda machine at the laundromat, and I was sure to bring them. I can only imagine the look of appreciation on Pepe's face as he bussed the table and saw those shiny centavos from his native land!"
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