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Your humble correspondent has been working diligently over the past few weeks creating an Epstein Slop Generator that will auto translate meaningless Epstein Slop into plain English. In case you are unfamiliar with Epstein Slop, it is meaningless noise generated by the media to cover up the sad fact (for them) that there have been NO incriminating information about President Donald Trump found in the Jeffrey Epstein files. Since it is difficult to listen to the incomprehensible Epstein Slop for more than a few seconds without your eyes glazing over with utter boredom, the Epstein Slop Generator has been developed to auto translate the meaningless media phrases into plain English so you can fully understand what they are actually saying.

This video is my first effort with the Epstein Slop Translator in which a typical MSNBC report on a release of yet more Epstein files has been auto translated from utter meaninglessness into something you can easily understand.

DNC Chair Candidate: ‘There Is a Black Woman at This Podium and I Deserve Your Attention’

...And, I can't believe how you mindlessly suck up whatever bullshit your masters demand. I know why you, as you all do, offer no specifics. You don't have any. They tell you what to think. And you do. When was the last time your party accused Trump of a "crime" that proved true? And no. Bundling misdemeanors doesn't magically create a felony, ( ask Letitia ). Nor does made up shit. ( I.E. russia-russia-russia )
If you limit yourself to verifiable felonies and misconduct that would convince any "real" judge , unlike the rubber-stamp, excuses for judges your party demands, your rant-list just disappears.
Instead, you're relying on Comey, Clapper, Brennan types filtered through the MSM. Hillary is royalty and Alvin Bragg is impartial. I guess I shouldn't be surprised at this. According to NYC's recent election you still believe in Santa.

President Donald Trump doesn’t take kindly to disrespect, especially when he’s in the middle of speaking. I mean, who does, right? A reporter for Bloomberg learned this lesson quickly on Sunday after he interrupted the president’s answer to a question about Trump’s thoughts on conservative commentator Tucker Carlson’s interview with controversial influencer Nick Fuentes. Personally, I don’t care much at all for Fuentes or his alt-right ideology. I think he harms the conservative movement.
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President Trump defended Carlson’s choice to interview Fuentes on The Tucker Carlson Show, adding that the former Fox News host can talk with whomever he wants. When the reporter weighed in on his answer, Trump, true to his character, unleashed his unfiltered thoughts.

“We’ve had some good interviews. I did an interview with [Carlson]. We had 300 million hits. You know that. Look, I can’t tell him. Well, you let me finish my thing. You are the worst. You’re with Bloomberg, right?” Trump said to the reporter. “You are the worst! I don’t know why they even have you.”

If that doesn’t make you laugh out loud, you need to get your funny bone checked. For well over a decade now, leftist reporters in the mainstream media have targeted Trump. He has never taken their attacks lying down. However, it seems that during his second term in the White House, the president has truly had enough.

Or perhaps:

Columbo at it again