You people tried:
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Decency is the one thing you assholes don't have.

The gossip columnist's rape claim.
Illegal subpoena of R Senators' and at least one R Rep's phone records with their carriers ordered not to inform the Congress Critters.
Also, I think "A thousand fake news stories" is considerably low. False news stories like "Trump removed MLK's bust from the Oval Office" and "Trump suggested injecting bleach" were close to daily events.
As an aside, has
Creepy Porn Liar made any payments yet on the judgment she owes President Trump? She'd better get going on her Lot-Lizarding!