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AverageOldGuy (3,426 posts)



At the hair salon



Wife goes to salon, I find cheap barber shop, however, I had become very shaggy so took her to her appointment and she asked her hairdresser to clean me up.

Sitting in the chair making small talk I pointed out to hairdresser that Trump is as bald as l am so what does he do to cover his head? She went on about growing it very long, comb it over, use lots of hair spray, have to repair it a few times a day.

Then she launched on Trump “HE’S AS PHONY AS HIS COMBOVER . . . “ she proceeded to turn the air blue swearing at Trump!!! And all dozen or so people in the place cheered her — “Right on , sister, right on!!”

It was a great day!! Gave her a BIG tip!

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Bengus81 (9,897 posts)
17. Oh my...are MAGOTS good with another brownie coming into the World?

You’ve heard of the Great Awokening and the Great Feminization. Now meet the Great Crack-Up of 2026. Grown women, Liberal white women, losing their minds and going to war on Federal officers. People are starting to notice.

We haven’t seen a Great Crack-Up like this since my childhood. When those hippie chicks sat on the sidewalk - even crawled on the sidewalk - with X’s carved into their foreheads, their hair shaved off, prattling on about “the revolution.”

It all seemed like a harmless fad until they found dead bodies and blood soaked walls in the Hollywood Hills and the shocking case unraveled to reveal a cult, with a leader who seemed to have hypnotized young white college girls into violence as they decoupled from society and believed the laws no longer applied to them.

“I have X’d myself out of your world,” said Charlie.