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We have had many discussions here at the Briefing about how refreshing it is to watch President Trump and so many of the members of his administration deftly manhandle hostile, corrupt members of the mainstream media. Those skills also transfer well to their run-ins with combative Democratic members of Congress.

Secretary of State Marco Rubio spent the past couple of days on Capitol Hill, being grilled by various members of the Senate and House regarding State Department budget requests for the upcoming fiscal year. Okay, he got grilled a little bit. The secretary spent much of his time responding to a barrage of Trump Derangement Syndrome-induced meltdowns from Congressional Democrats who long ago abandoned any sense of responsibility to behave like respectable adults.

Sarah is our in-house expert on all things Marco Rubio, and she covered both days of the madness. This is from the intro to her Day 2 recap:
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The cognitive decline diaper-filling was from California mental patient Ted Lieu, who has a habit of making people think that he wants the Founding Fathers to roll over in their graves. He's a national embarrassment among national embarrassments.

Sarah has video clips of the most outlandish displays. They would be painful to watch — these are some of the highest elected officials in the land, after all — but Secretary Rubio's responses to the loons are entertainment gold.

It's difficult to pick a favorite, but I particularly enjoyed Rubio's handling of Rep. Sydney Kamlager-Dove of California. She shrieked at Rubio about something, then stormed away like an emo high school girl. Here is how Rubio dealt with it, and it is just beautiful:

... Ron Wyden tried playing Epstein games with Scott Bessent today, and the Treasury Secretary showed up ready to play right back:

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BESSENT: "Sen. Wyden has slandered the Treasury building to cover up his son having an investment with Jeffrey Epstein." 

WYDEN: "Nobody is interested in the rambling of a capo in the most corrupt regime in American history."

BESSENT: "Your son's largest investment position was Rick's Cabaret. Did your son and Epstein talk about poll dancing?
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BESSENT: "And we'd like to hear what Adam Wyden and Jeffrey EPSTEIN talked about. Your son's largest investment position was Rick's Cabaret. So, did your son and Jeffrey Epstein talk about pole dancing as he begged him for money using your limited credibility?"

Bessent didn't just pull that allegation out of his nether regions. The Democrats' insistence on full release of the Epstein files turned up an attempt by Adam Wyden to get Jeffrey Epstein to put money in his private investment fund. The New York Post covered it two months ago:
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Bessent clearly prepared for this attack. Was he warned by someone in Wyden's office about it? Did he just figure that Wyden was dumb enough to posture on the Epstein files despite his son's appearance in them? That much turned out to be true, and Wyden ended up looking like a baby seal at harvest time in Canada.

Bessent is an absolute legend for this, but it's been a feature now from Trump officials in this term. They have done their research on Democrats who want to use them as punching bags, preparing carefully for potential personal attacks with ammunition for scorched-earth responses. That's a measure of just how toxic partisanship has become in the age of Democrats' Orange Man Bad obsessions, but also a measure of how quickly Trump administration officials have adapted to this no-holds-barred environment. The environment is lamentable, but the lesson here is clearly this: Don't start none ... won't be none.

I guess the DUmp'Rats have no memory of how embarrassing #PedoJoeBiden was when he was trotted out onto a stage, ...or had to board Air Force One, ...or shit himself in his meeting with the pope, ...or would trip over sandbags, ...or would wander off mid-speechifying, ...or