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The DUmpster / Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
« Last post by BannedFromDU on February 22, 2026, 09:56:12 AM ».....and then William Wallace jumped out of the bushes
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.....and then William Wallace jumped out of the bushes
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The DUmpster / Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
« Last post by CC27 on February 22, 2026, 09:53:53 AM »Yeah, I don't either so I reverted to my old fictional spirit-guide training...
Since this is a DUer, it's a lie and drugs or alcohol are likely involved. With that in mind, I'd say that the stollen DUmbAss got falling down drunk in a bar (office) while drinking cheap Scotch mixed with Dr Pepper (Scottish doctor) to the point it had its head flat on the bar. The bartender (receptionist) was concerned enough to ask if the DUmbAss was okay. The rest of the rambling mess was just hallucinated and/or made up in the stollen DUer's empty head in a weird attempt to get some DU street cred.
High five
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Breaking News / Worth Knowing, Probably Not Quite Threadworthy 2/22
« Last post by SVPete on February 22, 2026, 09:52:51 AM »Survey: 1 in 4 Jewish students say they’ve been excluded from campus activities
https://www.thecollegefix.com/survey-1-in-4-jewish-students-say-theyve-been-excluded-from-campus-activities/
Prog-Faithful will be POed that only 25% were excluded and only 42% have experiend Jew-Hatred.
https://www.thecollegefix.com/survey-1-in-4-jewish-students-say-theyve-been-excluded-from-campus-activities/
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One in 4 Jewish college students say they either felt or were excluded from a campus activity because of their Jewish identity, a new survey by the American Jewish Committee and Hillel International found.
The results add evidence to on-going concerns about rampant antisemitism on American college campuses.
“While we welcome the fact that the vast majority of campuses have not been disrupted by uncontrolled protests in the past year, the data make clear that Jewish students are still experiencing antisemitism on their campuses,” AJC Vice President Laura Frank stated in a news release.
Published Tuesday, the survey found that 42 percent of Jewish students said they have experienced antisemitism on campus.
Additionally, 25 percent said “they have felt or been excluded from a group or an event on campus because they are Jewish.”
Prog-Faithful will be POed that only 25% were excluded and only 42% have experiend Jew-Hatred.
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The DUmpster / Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
« Last post by SVPete on February 22, 2026, 09:40:52 AM »QuoteI mentioned that most Americans would say they don’t have a “horse in the race” regarding British royalty issues. But in this case, 3/4 of them are begging the Brits to “P.L.E.A.S.E. H.E.L.P. U.S.”
3/4 of Americans are are begging the Brits to help them with... what?
Maybe to keep haggis and mushy peas from being imported into the US?
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Breaking News / Re: Armed man shot and killed after ‘unauthorized entry’ into Mar-a-Lago
« Last post by SVPete on February 22, 2026, 09:36:27 AM »I try to parody them by being as absurd as possible.
Some days are harder than others.
You could have posted that on some Dem pol's FB page and been taken literally, and even thumbs-upped.
Speaking of Dem discussion sites, how many DUpipo are voicing disappointment at the guy's fatal failure?
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Apparently the would-be assassin-arsonist was in his early 20s. Other than his Dem-inspired Trump-Hatred, no word yet on what kind of mental case he was (after two failed Trump-assassination attempts, it takes a mental case to imagine getting into MaL alone carrying a shotgun and can of gasoline).
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Breaking News / Re: Armed man shot and killed after ‘unauthorized entry’ into Mar-a-Lago
« Last post by SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 22, 2026, 09:32:52 AM »I wouldn't even be surprised if Democrats went with something like that as their response. Or that he was just exercising his 1st Amendment right to protest.
I try to parody them by being as absurd as possible.
Some days are harder than others.
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The DUmpster / Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
« Last post by ADsOutburst on February 22, 2026, 09:28:05 AM »Quote
I mentioned that most Americans would say they don’t have a “horse in the race” regarding British royalty issues. But in this case, 3/4 of them are begging the Brits to “P.L.E.A.S.E. H.E.L.P. U.S.”
3/4 of Americans are are begging the Brits to help them with... what?
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The DUmpster / Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
« Last post by FlippyDoo on February 22, 2026, 09:24:18 AM »Yeah, I don't either so I reverted to my old fictional spirit-guide training...
Since this is a DUer, it's a lie and drugs or alcohol are likely involved. With that in mind, I'd say that the stollen DUmbAss got falling down drunk in a bar (office) while drinking cheap Scotch mixed with Dr Pepper (Scottish doctor) to the point it had its head flat on the bar. The bartender (receptionist) was concerned enough to ask if the DUmbAss was okay. The rest of the rambling mess was just hallucinated and/or made up in the stollen DUer's empty head in a weird attempt to get some DU street cred.
Since this is a DUer, it's a lie and drugs or alcohol are likely involved. With that in mind, I'd say that the stollen DUmbAss got falling down drunk in a bar (office) while drinking cheap Scotch mixed with Dr Pepper (Scottish doctor) to the point it had its head flat on the bar. The bartender (receptionist) was concerned enough to ask if the DUmbAss was okay. The rest of the rambling mess was just hallucinated and/or made up in the stollen DUer's empty head in a weird attempt to get some DU street cred.
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The DUmpster / Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
« Last post by SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 22, 2026, 09:22:33 AM »Scottish, you say...
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Breaking News / Re: Armed man shot and killed after ‘unauthorized entry’ into Mar-a-Lago
« Last post by ADsOutburst on February 22, 2026, 09:19:35 AM »"He just wanted to expose Trump's evil to the world and the Gestapo assassinated this innocent truth-seeker for it!"
I wouldn't even be surprised if Democrats went with something like that as their response. Or that he was just exercising his 1st Amendment right to protest.