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The DUmpster / Re: I refused orders once...
« Last post by SVPete on November 27, 2025, 10:32:22 AM »



 :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
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The DUmpster / Re: I refused orders once...
« Last post by DUmpDiver on November 27, 2025, 10:17:19 AM »
When I saw the thread title I thought it was by a DUmmie who worked at McDonald's.
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The DUmpster / Re: I refused orders once...
« Last post by FlippyDoo on November 27, 2025, 09:04:58 AM »
The real story probably involved an online multiplayer first person shooter. The "order refusal" was probably that the rest of the guys needed to stop playing to get some rest for work, and the DUmmie, not understand the "work" word, just kept on playing.
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We’re thinking along the same lines but I’m thinking maybe a smoked brisket that’s identifying as a Thanksgiving Turkey! 

I am Texan, after all.

KC

I'd much prefer a smoked brisket over a turkey, but we're talking about DUmmies which means they're likely spending money that the government stole from us to give to them. I'd rather them spend it on something like chicken.
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Here’s how bad this thread is.


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PCIntern

66. I am so ****ing tired of these people who

49 min ago

Make all kinds of demands upon the rest of us. I will tell you that ever since I was a young man, and somebody placed certain conditions upon me for attendance or participation, my response was almost literally “go **** yourself“.

I once invited a friend of mine to attend a party, and he actually said to me “I don’t know… Who’s coming?“. My response was, “not you“. And left it at that. He quickly got the “joke“ and apologized, but I have absolutely no patience for this shit. Sorry, but that’s me… Or more correctly, that is I.


Yeah, even the janitor is sounding like a conservative.

KC
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The DUmpster / Re: I refused orders once...
« Last post by Texacon on November 27, 2025, 08:50:27 AM »
Oh my Lord.

They always have to be a part of the current story and always a ‘hero’ in their eyes.

This never happened.

KC
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The DUmpster / Re: I refused orders once...
« Last post by SVPete on November 27, 2025, 08:33:48 AM »
 ::) Cool story, Bro. ::)
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I'd just tell him that the turkey identifies as an indigenously sourced turkey. For that matter, I'd just buy a chicken and tell him that IT identifies as an indigenously sourced turkey. Since in loony land, "identifying" magically makes it so, all will be fine.


We’re thinking along the same lines but I’m thinking maybe a smoked brisket that’s identifying as a Thanksgiving Turkey! 

I am Texan, after all.

KC
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PeaceWave

16 hrs ago

My nephew just sent a text saying he'll only attend our Thanksgiving if we're serving an "indigenously sourced turkey."

PeaceWave has lost the Proggier-Than-Thou penis-measuring contest! :rotf:

PeaceWave could hand the nephew a bourbon and tell him(?), "Here's your Wild Turkey!" I doubt that either have a sense of humor, though.
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The DUmpster / I refused orders once...
« Last post by CC27 on November 27, 2025, 08:22:11 AM »
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Capperdan


I refused orders once...

I was in the Army Reserves based in LA. It was May 5, 1970, the day after the Kent State shootings. "Four dead in Ohio". That day was officially Armed Forces Day and my unit was scheduled to be in a parade In the heart of the city. I was in the color guard carrying a rifle next to the flag wearing my chrome helmet and dress khakis. So the Commander pulled me and the other rifle guy out and told us to fix bayonets, in anticipation of violent protesters. He told us a " short thrust" (as opposed to a long thrust) should suffice, if someone should attack the flag. We looked at each other and rolled our eyes. We didn't say anything but never did put those bayonets on. It was a surprisingly peaceful march however, given the turmoil of those anti -VietNam days. We never got in trouble, but I have always been a little proud of that.

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Yeah right...🙄
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