The Conservative Cave

And this kid is a dumb ass if it’s true. Nothing pisses me off like dumb kids screaming about native rights while drinking a Starbucks and living in suburbia.

If you took the people who say one thing and do another, and removed them from the Democratic Party, what would you have left?

Then Nixon jumped out of the bushes!

PeaceWave

16 hrs ago

My nephew just sent a text saying he'll only attend our Thanksgiving if we're serving an "indigenously sourced turkey."

reply to his text and include a link to the McDonalds app and tell him that all McDonalds are open and serving their full menu on this holiday.


...oh and be sure to wish him a happy Thanksgiving.

The nephew waits until the day before Thanksgiving to make this demand?

If nephew isn't already on The DUmp, he should be forcibly commited there for a 72-hour hold, at minimum. Typical DUmp'Rat material.

They lack any sort of forward thinking ability. (Who am I kidding: most of them lack any ability to THINK, period. Forward, backward, sideways; doesn't matter.)
This is why unintended consequences always bite them square in the ass: they truly believed that their intentions would matter a damn to reality as it unfolded, despite a mountain of prior experience behind them saying they're wrong