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In the real world, Noisome's manically bombastic posts are garnering mockery.
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Poor Gavin

https://pjmedia.com/caskeet/2025/08/21/poor-gavin-n4942893

Pity Gavin Newsom, folks. He’s trying so hard. He’s so desperate. He’s like Danny Glover’s daughter in "Lethal Weapon" when she commandeered the limo and is driving off-road through the desert in a comical attempt to escape the helicopter carrying the bad guys with machine guns. It’s hopeless. She has no chance. Yet, with the tears streaming down, she continues to pound on the steering wheel, as if that will magically give her enough speed to outrun the villains. Part of you genuinely feels bad for her. But part of you smirks and quips, Lady, what are you thinking?

Watching Gavin Newsom repeatedly crash and burn over the past few weeks in his comical attempt to out-Trump Trump leads me to the same rumination: Lady, what are you thinking?

Maybe he’s thinking that Trump’s normal modus operandi is to respond to taunts and get in the mud with his opponent. And maybe he’s thinking he’ll get kudos from the in-your-face left if he does so. He’s the gubernatorial equivalent of those losers who block traffic or glue themselves to art because nobody would pay attention to them otherwise.

But there’s only one problem, Gavin. Yes, Trump does respond to taunts. To everybody, that is, except you.

Had Trump chosen to respond to Gavin, he would mop the floor with him. Many people far savvier than Gavin have made the mistake of launching verbal fusillades against the man, only to be nuked in return. But Trump is doing one better. He’s not nuking him. He’s ignoring him. And it’s driving Newsom to hand-flapping conniption fits.

IOW, Trump is letting Noisome self-beclown without interfering.

I have been trying to get SOMETHING off the ground with my Certification in Sound Therapy... bad time to try to launch anythng, I get it. No bites, nibbles, nothing... even made a retreat that I thought would have people chomping at the bit.

Crickets

Normal people are not buying what you're selling, and some are laughing at it and at you.

I applied for a Home Equity thing, but I got no $$ or job to ay anything back so I have no idea if it will even fly.

A five- or six-digit loan with less than zero ability to make payment (= no income but has expenses such as food)? Even most DUmmies know it can't fly.

I know I have been taking care of myself and being the adult. But what If I am just making all the wrong choices? Nobody is coming to rescue me.

Can't get food stamps or anything as long as I own a home. Can't go to the food bank without a car. Can't even get a damn job without a car.. (Rural mountain town has NO transit out here in the county)

If? Mockery of her faux-Native-American pantheism aside, she chose to live in a remote area with no transportation or source of income ... and apparently having no friends in the area while espousing ideas most ordinary people would find off-putting. She's in a hole of her own digging and siting.

senseandsensibility (23,361 posts)

OMG We're winning!!!!

Alex Wagoner just made a funny and insightful point on Nicole Wallace's show. The Newsom posts are working. Trump has already stopped posting in all caps because of the ridicule.

The parodies are leaving a mark and letting trump know that people are laughing at him.  And you know how he hates that.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220574991

OMG you're an idiot

Gee,trying to launch a "business" that only nut bags would believe in.

Good plan Ace.

https://democraticunderground.com/10182215851


This is the DUmmie who was so excited to have a Drum Circle at Lake Tahoe.   

https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php?topic=137000.0

FirstLight (15,637 posts)

Wed Aug 20, 2025, 10:13 PM

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I am *so* done and overwhelmed... Don't know what to DO with my freakin life
I have been trying to get SOMETHING off the ground with my Certification in Sound Therapy... bad time to try to launch anythng, I get it. No bites, nibbles, nothing... even made a retreat that I thought would have people chomping at the bit.

Crickets

I'm sure there's marketing mistakes I am making, and I will have to address that tomorrow when I am fresh in the morning.

For now, I have "positive-thought" myself into a hole. Kept waiting for the breakthrough or something to happpen and make some money, even enough to keep myself afloat for a minute. Now I am down to literally the last few bucks in my posession...
To top it all off, the stupid car I bought decided to go belly u and I had to get towed home from my dr appt today. Got NO idea how to fix it.

So I'm scrambling to find anything remote, or i don't know...a ****in miracle?

I applied for a Home Equity thing, but I got no $$ or job to ay anything back so I have no idea if it will even fly.
Put some more of the stuff River (the horrific ex) bought on marketplace... at least the adjustable bed should be worth something... but no bites there either.

Today I sat and cried in the parking lot of the hospital. many reasons but one of the BIG ones is that I have nobody to turn to for advice or help. Mom and Dad are gone... I wish I could even call my Dad and tell h8im what's happening to the car and hear his advice... (So add a dose of grief on top of all this)

I know I have been taking care of myself and being the adult. But what If I am just making all the wrong choices? Nobody is coming to rescue me.

Can't get food stamps or anything as long as I own a home. Can't go to the food bank without a car. Can't even get a damn job without a car.. (Rural mountain town has NO transit out here in the county)

So I am trying to eat something and laying down - can't think of anything else right now. I'm tapped and have now more ****s to give.
At least I have half a bag of rice and stuff in the freezer to keep me going for a minute.
It's just so frustrating when I have done SOOOO much work to get this far and heal the trauma of last October ... Where's my ****ing miracle? Been praying to my Angels and telling them I need a breakthrough NOW

I'm just done.

I wonder what this DUmmie paid for the "Certification in Sound Therapy"?  And why did it think people would be chomping at the bit to attend a Drum Circle or to get a chance to give this DUmmie money for an Oracle Card reading?

Sounds like this DUmmie needs to realize the marketing to get it to part with money to get a Certification in Sound Therapy, was better than the marketing this DUmmie is trying to use to sell its 'services.'   

Some of these people will do absolutely anything to get out of having a real job and acting like an adult.

The first reply to the post offers up some 'Woo' advice ... which the OP seems to take a shine to.  You should go look at the site, it's a hoot!

Nictuku (4,316 posts)

1. Something I've been reading about recently, the 3 6 9 method

Reply to FirstLight (Original post)
Wed Aug 20, 2025, 10:23 PM

Here is a link, I think there are a lot of YouTubes on this topic as well.

https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/369-manifestation-method

Worth a try!

FirstLight (15,637 posts)

3. considering that this is totally up my alley...

Reply to Nictuku (Reply #1)
Wed Aug 20, 2025, 10:36 PM

It can't hurt, right?

How about GET A JOB!  C'mon man.

KC