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The DUmpster / Re: Parking Ticket
« Last post by SVPete on October 27, 2026, 11:14:35 AM »
Well, I will admit that that bit of fiction is step above pro-Iranian cartoon-videos showing:

* Buck Rogers missiles hitting a USN carrier with a deckload of fighters with single vertical stabilizers and twin-engine exhausts at the tail (not even an F-4);

* Missiles hitting a USN Yorktown class carrier (distinctive bridge and funnel);

* Missiles hitting a USN Colorado or New York class battleship (two-gun main gun turrets).

But it's still a stupid just-so story (i.e. far from being as good as Kipling's "The Elephant's Child").
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The DUmpster / Parking Ticket
« Last post by CC27 on October 27, 2026, 10:02:46 AM »
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BootinUp (52,425 posts)

Parking Ticket

I stole this off substack, but hope you enjoy it.

PARKING TICKET: My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him an "a**hole." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So my wife called him a "s*ithead." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We always look for cars with Trump stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's so important at our age!!





https://substack.com/@kathy622729/note/c-371238076

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niyad (138,963 posts)
3. Snicker

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SuzyandPuffpuff (1,217 posts)
2. Excellent
Hahaha 😂 good job

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https://democraticunderground.com/100221587740

These idiots have way too much time on their hands.
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The DUmpster / Re: MAGA hat protest photo
« Last post by Old n Grumpy on October 27, 2026, 09:45:42 AM »
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They also think a biology degree is necessary to figure out what a woman is.

That's simple it's a man without a penis. :thatsright: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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The DUmpster / Re: So there I was standing in line (PO) minding my own business.
« Last post by Old n Grumpy on October 27, 2026, 09:43:54 AM »
He forgot to mention the trannies dancing on the counter and the cops hiding in aisle seven :-) :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser:!
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The DUmpster / Re: So there I was standing in line (PO) minding my own business.
« Last post by SVPete on October 27, 2026, 08:08:30 AM »
The last time I was at a store or PO and some dude(tte) started spouting politics was ... never.

Yesterday, kairos12 posted that people who opposed OhBummer! hated him because they/we are all racists. That post and this one both happened in his/her :stoner: . That is all.
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The DUmpster / Re: So there I was standing in line (PO) minding my own business.
« Last post by 67 Rover on October 27, 2026, 07:46:21 AM »
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kairos12 (14,037 posts)

So there I was standing in line (PO) minding my own business.

And here we go. The line is not moving. So this older gentleman has a captured audience. He starts spouting on about some rock that’s all gonna kill us in 2029. Some kind of asteroid, he then says Trump was sent here by God to warn us about this rock. I look around everybody just staring at this guy when I say to myself, I guess it’s on me, I say to him I thought Trump was put here to remind us of Hitler. He continues to spout on about he wishes Trump would do this or do that. And I say I just wish he’d open the Epstein files. Word salad from him followed. I laughed and moved on.

Duty done.

Rangers Lead The Way

https://democraticunderground.com/100221586200

0 bongs .
Cool story bro.
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The DUmpster / So there I was standing in line (PO) minding my own business.
« Last post by CC27 on October 27, 2026, 07:08:38 AM »
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kairos12 (14,037 posts)

So there I was standing in line (PO) minding my own business.

And here we go. The line is not moving. So this older gentleman has a captured audience. He starts spouting on about some rock that’s all gonna kill us in 2029. Some kind of asteroid, he then says Trump was sent here by God to warn us about this rock. I look around everybody just staring at this guy when I say to myself, I guess it’s on me, I say to him I thought Trump was put here to remind us of Hitler. He continues to spout on about he wishes Trump would do this or do that. And I say I just wish he’d open the Epstein files. Word salad from him followed. I laughed and moved on.

Duty done.

Rangers Lead The Way

https://democraticunderground.com/100221586200

I am almost 50 years old and this has never happened to me. I must be going to the wrong stores...
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The DUmpster / Re: MAGA hat protest photo
« Last post by CC27 on October 27, 2026, 07:06:36 AM »
Quote from: Rufus2010 on October 26, 2026, 07:53:25 PM
They think they're so edgy.

haha
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The DUmpster / Re: MAGA hat protest photo
« Last post by 67 Rover on October 27, 2026, 06:59:30 AM »
Quote from: Rufus2010 on October 26, 2026, 07:53:25 PM
They think they're so edgy.

They also think a biology degree is necessary to figure out what a woman is.

Think of the number of honorary biologists we have had throughout history.  ::)
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Breaking News / Re: Worth Knowing, Probably Not Quite Threadworthy 10/26
« Last post by Ptarmigan on October 26, 2026, 09:09:30 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on October 26, 2026, 11:49:27 AM
Top LA journalist had fling with Dem SoCal lawmaker, let her write his stories: report

https://nypost.com/2026/10/24/media/star-reporter-fired-amid-claims-of-secret-affair-with-california-senator/

If there really were such a thing as "journalistic ethics" Torres's violations would be several. "L.A. TACO" is anti-ICE, so they were probably doing preemptive CYA in anticipation of Torres's Mattress Journalism getting exposed and reflecting ill on their stance.

That is really unethical.
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