The Conservative Cave

If it's wrong to spend a week celebrating the misery of your opponents, like that of the scores of just-fired Washington Post hacks who are crying like teenage girls learning there are no more "Twilight" movies coming, then I'm incredibly, totally, enthusiastically wrong. The former journos/current drive-thru operators still have not shut up about the WaPo's mass layoffs, and I am taking unmitigated delight in their pain. Their suffering energizes me. Their tears nourish me. Their humiliation fuels my joy. Hey, maybe democracy dies in darkness, but as long as the WaPo dies, I'm good.

I would tell them to learn the code, but that's old and cliché. Instead, I've been on X, inviting them to earn a little money for their kombucha and rent by buffing out my sweet luxury ride, which I paid for with my writing jobs. I'm a professional writer, and they're not.

But hey, I'm sure that journalism degree from the University of College is going to get them another gigsoon. Say it with me – "Would you like to supersize that, sir?"

They haven't taken their involuntary career tangent particularly well. They are all over X moaning about it and about us being giddy about it. Some people have told me that, because of my hysterical laughter at their situation, I'm going to be the victim of karma, but I think I'm actually karma's enforcer. After all, these are the people who have done nothing but lie to us and about us for decades. From Russian collusion to Hunter's laptop to J6 pogrom cheerleading to every other fraud and scam, they've obediently held to the Democrat line and done everything they could to screw with us patriots. Now that they're being laid off en masse, we owe it to ourselves to take a moment and laugh at their pain.

Anachronism problem: Epstein was purveying his perversions a decade earlier and was convicted of it in 2009 or 2010 (not going to DDG for the exact date).

In the real world, Bondi's agency probably assisted, materially, the Federal investigation and prosecution of Epstein (he went to trial, IIRC, in 2019).

If Conclusion-Jumping were an Olympic sport, DU-folk would sweep the medal platform for the Triple Conclusion-Jump.

I believe the DUchebags would be happy with either 1917 Russia, 1945 North Korea, 1949 China or 1979 Iran with them in charge.

I have a very serious challenge for lurking DUers, but I’m sure none of you have the intelligence or balls to do this. I also know that none of you have the guts to come on here to do this so I’ll make it easy for you. On DU, please post answers to the following three questions...

1. How is Trump like Hitler?
2. How is America becoming Nazi Germany?
3. What has Trump done that makes him a fascist?

Keep in mind, that with your self-declared intellect/intelligence AND since I’m asking you to do this within the safe confines of DU where you’ll have the support of your fellow DUers, this should be very simple for you so your refusing to do it is clear evidence that you are actually a complete idiot who can NOT answer the questions, and it shows that you, as a brainless minion, have simply been parroting the words that your overlords and their propaganda arm in the MSM have ordered you to say.

I just ask that you use the word "rethuglification" somewhere in your answer so that it can be found in a search of DU.