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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: FlippyDoo on December 02, 2014, 07:15:55 PM
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First up I guess I need to go ahead and make the announcement. I have finally decided to racially identify as a minority. Yep, you read that correctly. I have decided to racially identify as a minority.
In answer to the potential question, I am NOT actually a minority; however, since it is now seemingly perfectly acceptable for a male (who is NOT a female) to gender identify as a female and a female (who is NOT a male) to gender identify as a male, I figure it should also be perfectly acceptable for me to racially identify as a minority.
My question, at least my main question, is what minority should I racially identify as?
I already like a lot of the foods that are considered traditional or stereotypical of various minorities so I can't really use that as a guide.
My secondary question is, after I make my final racial identity choice am I required to join a website like DU where they pretend to be supporters of my race identity while actually hating my race identity?
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Can you post a close-up of your cheekbones?
That is the currency for being a minority or so I hear...
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Be a pygmy Eskimo. They eat lots of steak and potatoes. and Italian food.
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Be a pygmy Eskimo. They eat lots of steak and potatoes. and Italian food.
Steak, potatoes, and Italian food? That does have promise.
Can I fall back on my Eskimoism as a reason to do whatever I please?
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How 'bout a male panther trapped inside a (ugly!) female human? :whistling:
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How 'bout a male panther trapped inside a (ugly!) female human? :whistling:
So just cause I'm a fictional spirit-guide that's part Irish Setter and part pigeon you think I'm total and completely crazy?
You wound me. :-)
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I am not sure but do know it is important to have at least 6 capital letters to identify it.
Right now you have Canine and Avian so CA will perhaps be a start.
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Steak, potatoes, and Italian food? That does have promise.
Can I fall back on my Eskimoism as a reason to do whatever I please?
Yes, you can!
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Cut or Uncut ?? (Yes it matters) :popcorn:
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I have finally decided to racially identify as a minority.
That's a foolproof way to score slut tail.
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That's a foolproof way to score slut tail.
Especially if you look like Crazy Hairy Rob Lowe ... :popcorn:
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I think I look more Indian that Elizabeth Warren so I am. Even though I had my DNA tested from ancestry.com and there isn't any in me.
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Ainu FTMFW !
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I think I look more Indian that Elizabeth Warren so I am. Even though I had my DNA tested from ancestry.com and there isn't any in me.
You sound like you would like a little Indian in you. :whistling:
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Not sure which to recommend, but just don't pick White Hispanic.
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Laplander ... :popcorn:
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Laplander ... :popcorn:
I used to know a Laplander. She just landed in my lap one day.
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Not sure which to recommend, but just don't pick White Hispanic.
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How about a mixed race? Half black Muslim and half Native American.
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How about a mixed race? Half black Muslim and half Native American.
And pineapple-shaped.
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I remember when TiT's girlfriend self-identified as a Norwegian.
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I remember when TiT's girlfriend self-identified as a Norwegian.
Could be Vikings a minority? I know they would never be one of the "special" minorities, but if they were just a regular minority I wouldn't mind self-identifying with them. That way, since I really don't care much for the Minnesota Vikings I could demand they change to a name that is less offensive to my people.
I can't really choose native american because I can't take a chance on some call center chick getting the hots for me.
I can't really choose black because I really don't like destroying buildings and burning things or even supporting such, but it seems if I choose black and oppose such savage and idiotic lunacy I would get labeled as an Uncle Tom.
It's a tough decision.
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It just hit me that maybe I need to chance my focus from racial identification to species identification. I could become the sainted Spotted Owl. That should give me the freedom to do anything.
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That way, since I really don't care much for the Minnesota Vikings I could demand they change to a name that is less offensive to my people.
Good point. Lots of Scandinavian people up there in Minnesota.
They must be horrified by that football nickname.
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I'm blak(sp intentional) in protest of the current administration.
For you, I would recommend bikini atollian. Not many of them around.
There's some radioactivity for your spiritual guide!
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Since about the age of 15 I have been a BASP---- Black Anglo-Saxon Protestant.
Life is good as a BASP.
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My question, at least my main question, is what minority should I racially identify as?
If I were you (Which of course is incredibly racially/ethnically/gender-insensitive of me to even think, please forgive me Jesus and all the little Pygmies in New Guinea) I would probably go with either Ecto-American or Phantasmal-American.
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Pedestrian, and Frisbetarian have some cachet.
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First up I guess I need to go ahead and make the announcement. I have finally decided to racially identify as a minority. Yep, you read that correctly. I have decided to racially identify as a minority.
In answer to the potential question, I am NOT actually a minority; however, since it is now seemingly perfectly acceptable for a male (who is NOT a female) to gender identify as a female and a female (who is NOT a male) to gender identify as a male, I figure it should also be perfectly acceptable for me to racially identify as a minority.
I feel ya, brother. I identify as a black Bassett Hound named Dewey.
My question, at least my main question, is what minority should I racially identify as?
It's your decision, of course, but I think Mr. Mann's idea has merit:
Be a pygmy Eskimo. They eat lots of steak and potatoes. and Italian food.
In fact, I may start to identify as a pygmy Eskimo Bassett Hound named Dewey.
My secondary question is, after I make my final racial identity choice am I required to join a website like DU where they pretend to be supporters of my race identity while actually hating my race identity?
You're not required to, but you're more likely to score with moonbat chicks if you do. You have to decide if that's a plus or a minus.
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Black stormtrooper. I think they are supposed to be in vogue right now.
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I would choose little Blue Martian. Certainly a minority amongst the little Green Martian majority, as well as all Earthlings...and not a threat to Earth.
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That way, since I really don't care much for the Minnesota Vikings I could demand they change to a name that is less offensive to my people.
Good point. Lots of Scandinavian people up there in Minnesota.
They must be horrified by that football nickname.
Both of you are correct. Speaking as someone who is 100 percent Norwegian, AND a MN native, the name is offensive.
The vikings are a terrible team, annually, and hardly live up to their name. Some say its the curse of coach"Denny and the sunset music band" "take a knee in the nfc championship game" Green. Others believe that the vikings "are who we thought they were".
They're referred to, by many MN natives, as the viqueens, with no shortage of good reasons for it.
:rotf:
CMD
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Black stormtrooper. I think they are supposed to be in vogue right now.
Tyrone Boba Washington Feta...
Street name "Greek Cheese."
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Have you considered identifying as a chimpanzee?
That way you have Jane Goodall's best wishes AND you get to fling poo at those who file past your cage at the zoo.
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My question, at least my main question, is what minority should I racially identify as?
You probably want to be a minority with the best potential of getting the most government money. :-)
Minority Farmers Reminded of $1.3 Bil Reparation Fund
The minority farmer cash giveaway started a few years ago when the administration gave black farmers $1.2 billion to settle discrimination allegations against the government. The farmers say they were cheated out of federal aid, mainly farm loans from the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA), because of their race. President Obama said the settlement was “another important step forward in addressing an unfortunate chapter in USDA’s civil rights history.â€
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Minority Farmers Reminded of $1.3 Bil Reparation Fund
The minority farmer cash giveaway started a few years ago when the administration gave black farmers $1.2 billion to settle discrimination allegations against the government. The farmers say they were cheated out of federal aid, mainly farm loans from the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA), because of their race. President Obama said the settlement was “another important step forward in addressing an unfortunate chapter in USDA’s civil rights history.â€
That is the winner right there.
You'r a schwartza, Flippy! I think that comes with an automatic schwantz extension.l..
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You guys are absolutely correct about getting government money. I have not yet decided which minority I plan to identify as; however, regardless of which minority I choose I can tell you right now that I deserve some sort of pay for how the government has held us down.
In addition to racially identifying as a minority I'm also considering part-time gender identifying as a feminazi woman. That way I can get a pass when I decide to go on a nonsensical screeching rampage. If I were to choose to part-time gender identify as a feminazi woman would I have sit when I take a leak? If so, that would be a deal-breaker on the part-time gender identifying and I'd need to find a race to identify as that would allow nonsensical screeching rampages.
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...I'd need to find a race to identify as that would allow nonsensical screeching rampages.
The Pelosians from Kenyafornia.
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You guys are absolutely correct about getting government money. I have not yet decided which minority I plan to identify as; however, regardless of which minority I choose I can tell you right now that I deserve some sort of pay for how the government has held us down.
In addition to racially identifying as a minority I'm also considering part-time gender identifying as a feminazi woman. That way I can get a pass when I decide to go on a nonsensical screeching rampage. If I were to choose to part-time gender identify as a feminazi woman would I have sit when I take a leak? If so, that would be a deal-breaker on the part-time gender identifying and I'd need to find a race to identify as that would allow nonsensical screeching rampages.
Ya know, that's why I said "a male panther trapped in a female human." :tongue: :whistling:
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Black stormtrooper. I think they are supposed to be in vogue right now.
So that's why the Millennium Falcon has no wheels.
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So that's why the Millennium Falcon has no wheels.
And was last seen sitting in a back lot outside Mos Eisley on cinder blocks. :lol: