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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Mary Ann on November 21, 2014, 02:51:56 PM
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MrScorpio (61,277 posts)
Three reasons why I'd never be President of the United States...
3. I think that the job is way more trouble than its worth.
2. I'm not even remotely religious.
1. Would never get any work done, because I would spend entirely too much time telling mother****ers to kiss my ass.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025849512
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025849512
Suck a wet turd, Dorkio.
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Three reasons why I'd never be President of the United States...
3. I think that the job is way more trouble than its worth.
2. I'm not even remotely religious.
1. Would never get any work done, because I would spend entirely too much time telling mother****ers to kiss my ass.
Sounds just like Obama.
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Fourth reason: MrsCorpio isn't smart enough to be president.....not even of his neighborhood association or of the annual local Red Cross fund drive.
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MrScorpio (61,277 posts)
Three reasons why I'd never be President of the United States...
Because all the white people in the country would have an irrational fear of him?
MrScorpio (61,277 posts)
I'll never forget the look in their eyes, they were terrified of me...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023177639
What a putz.
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Sounds just like Obama.
No kidding. We already have one petulant, lefty racist in the White House, why would we ever need another?
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Relax, Dorkio, I don't think there's any chance you'll be asked...especially not by anyone who already knows you.
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Relax, Dorkio, I don't think there's any chance you'll be asked...especially not by anyone who already knows you.
We should invite him. The neck beard could be his vice.
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Fourth reason: MrsCorpio isn't smart enough to be president.....not even of his neighborhood association or of the annual local Red Cross fund drive.
I think MrsCorpio could be the head of something. I mean, all he has now is that misshapen blob on his shoulders.
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I think MrsCorpio could be the head of something. I mean, all he has now is that misshapen blob on his shoulders.
Why do you suppose it is, though, that the dumbest people seem to have the most inflated notion of their intelligence?
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Why do you suppose it is, though, that the dumbest people seem to have the most inflated notion of their intelligence?
Their impaired mental function extends to their self-perception.
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Why should he be President? He is loco. :mental:
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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)
Fri Nov 21, 2014, 02:56 PM
Alittleliberal (173 posts)
5. I've are far too much Acid
To make it through the media witch hunt electable.
Response to MrScorpio (Original post)
Fri Nov 21, 2014, 03:35 PM
Moostache (1,881 posts)
10. Amen, the problem with our current politics writ large.
I would be in the media constantly for pimp-slapping Boehner and McConnell while screaming "WHO'S YOUR DADDY NOW!!!" and flying the double bird salute at the reporters on the scene.
Come to think of it....that just MIGHT be worth getting into the muck of the political slime....Moostache '16 .... Fear the 'stache!!! GOP FEAR IT!!!
What a colossal douchebag.
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A bunch of DUmmies running for President. I imagine it would look something like this.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyosthpE-mE[/youtube]
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MrScorpio (61,277 posts)
I'll never forget the look in their eyes, they were terrified of me...
There I was surrounded, out of ammo and asshole deep in spent brass and grenade pins. A poor Native American relative to a famous boxer (which I can prove with Photoshop :naughty: ) and pondering all of the slave abuse I suffered in the 80's.....
:bird: Pound it, Mrs. Corpio.
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There I was surrounded, out of ammo and asshole deep in spent brass and grenade pins. A poor Native American relative to a famous boxer (which I can prove with Photoshop :naughty: ) and pondering all of the slave abuse I suffered in the 80's.....
:bird: Pound it, Mrs. Corpio.
We always used to add to "knee deep in hand grenade pins"...pocket full of nickels, no coke machine in sight.
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MrScorpio (61,277 posts)
Three reasons why I'd never be President of the United States...
1) You could never get a security clearance.
2) You lack even the remotest concepts of American History and government aand how they made America great.
3) You're not smart enough for the job...and that's saying something given some of the slow blinkers we've had hold that office.
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MrScorpio (61,277 posts)
I'll never forget the look in their eyes, they were terrified of me...
You're a Progressive and on top of it you're a DUmmy...no one is scared of you.
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MrScorpio (61,277 posts)
Three reasons why I'd never be President of the United States...
3. I think that the job is way more trouble than its worth.
2. I'm not even remotely religious.
1. Would never get any work done, because I would spend entirely too much time telling mother****ers to kiss my ass.
Such as waste of talent. :-)
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1) You could never get a security clearance.
2) You lack even the remotest concepts of American History and government aand how they made America great.
3) You're not smart enough for the job...and that's saying something given some of the slow blinkers we've had hold that office.
All three of those could apply to Obama, and it didn't stop him. :rant: