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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tess Anderson on November 15, 2014, 03:51:34 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018689807
hAmber gets the ball rolling:
Fri Nov 14, 2014, 10:50 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (8,087 posts)
How much time do you have left on Earth?
http://bitecharge.com/play/timeleft
This is what this thing said about me-
The time you have left on Earth is:58 years and 3 months
If that is right, the doctors are wrong. I still trust the docs.
Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Original post)
Fri Nov 14, 2014, 10:57 PM
NYC_SKP (62,898 posts)
1. 42 years, 2 months!
Meaning I'll just miss turning 100!
I'm fine with that!
:o
Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Original post)
Sat Nov 15, 2014, 03:17 AM
Odin2005 (48,880 posts)
10. YAY, I'll live to be over 100!
75 years and 9 months
He is under thirty and weighs a ton.
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DUmmies lie, all the time. They even lie when they fill out surveys about their health and habits.
I wouldn't give one of those 'tards odds that they'll live through the weekend.
Come on, Amber- you are 5"-4 and 250 pounds, and you smuggle Mexican heroin across the border in your vagina. How do you think that affects your longevity?
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Okay, I took the test, using the "average" primitive statistics for the answers.
I think we can all agree that the big guy in Bellevue, Amber, Skippy, the Odin2005 primitive, the Bostonian Drunkard, the DFW primitive, nadin, the fizzy one, BainsBane, NJCher, &c., &c., &c., are pretty much typical of the primitives; I used the "average" of fourteen of them.
(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/august/age_zpsfad8e699.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/august/age_zpsfad8e699.jpg.html)
One can always hope.
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I don't need no stinking test....I got from now until I die left on this earth.
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I hope the Big Guy takes the quiz and shares.
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Okay, I took the test, using the "average" primitive statistics for the answers.
I think we can all agree that the big guy in Bellevue, Amber, Skippy, the Odin2005 primitive, the Bostonian Drunkard, the DFW primitive, nadin, the fizzy one, BainsBane, NJCher, &c., &c., &c., are pretty much typical of the primitives; I used the "average" of fourteen of them.
(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/august/age_zpsfad8e699.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/august/age_zpsfad8e699.jpg.html)
One can always hope.
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Hey, I did that honestly.
I "averaged" out what would be the honest responses of the aforementioned primitives and four lumpenunterprimitiven, this is is what it gave me.
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Given their memorial thread over there they don't that last long. At least not as long as the average human being.
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Libs love to play God.
No man should know the day of their demise.
For so many it will be like a thief in the night.
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Given their memorial thread over there they do that last long. At least not as long as the average human being.
And considering that many primitives spring loose of this mortal coil without the other primitives even noticing, their mortality rate's higher than what the memorial thread notes.
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Libs love to play God.
No man should know the day of their demise.
For so many it will be like a thief in the night.
I'm always dubious of primitives self-reporting "results."
In fact, I'm even dubious of the primitives' ability to answer the questions honestly.
For example, if "weight" were asked, I'm sure the Odin2005 primitive would allege himself to be a svelte 150 pounds rather than three times that much, or that the Bostonian Drunkard would allege he's a "three cans of beer a week" drinker.
So always best that franksolich answer the questions for them.
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Another useless Internet test. I took it twice with different answers each time and got the same result.
56 years and 2 months
The DUmmies better save their dollars. They're going to need them.
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That is the dumbest test I've ever seen.
It asks not one question about your health, outside of how much alcohol you consume or how often you eat fast food.
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That is the dumbest test I've ever seen.
It asks not one question about your health, outside of how much alcohol you consume or how often you eat fast food.
Or your age. I was given two ranges, 30-40 or 40-50. Being on the early side of 40, I picked the first one both times.
I changed the age range and got this:
47 years and 7 months
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Let's be honest, they're already dead inside.
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Fri Nov 14, 2014, 10:50 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (8,087 posts)
How much time do you have left on Earth?
http://bitecharge.com/play/timeleft
This is what this thing said about me-
The time you have left on Earth is:58 years and 3 months
If that is right, the doctors are wrong. I still trust the docs.
Does the line about trusting the doctors mean that she's decide to invent a terminal condition too?
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There is only thing about DUmbass lifespans that disappoint me. They're not over quickly enough.
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There is only thing about DUmbass lifespans that disappoint me. They're not over quickly enough.
What would a lib say if they had to choose between a long life as a conservative, or a very short one as a lib ?
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What would a lib say if they had to choose between a long life as a conservative, or a very short one as a lib ?
I think that if 'drugs' were involved, it would change the calculus a bit.
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Come on, Amber- you are 5"-4 and 250 pounds, and you smuggle Mexican heroin across the border in your vagina. How do you think that affects your longevity?
Well, I've no idea how long I'll live, but if I keep reading BD's posts, I will remain svelte. (Yikes, dude!! :-) )
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Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Original post)
Sat Nov 15, 2014, 03:17 AM
Odin2005 (48,880 posts)
10. YAY, I'll live to be over 100!
75 years and 9 months
He is under thirty and weighs a ton.
The results must be coming back in dog years.
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fat rolls aren't the same thing as tree rings...
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There is only thing about DUmbass lifespans that disappoint me. They're not over quickly enough.
I agree.
Any DUmmie that makes it out of the womb alive will live too long by any measure.
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Why are the DUmmies so happy about living so long? I mean they all talk about how miserable their lives are so I think being a long life would be more depressing.
OTOH, they are probably gleeful that they will continue to leech off others for so long.
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Why are the DUmmies so happy about living so long? I mean they all talk about how miserable their lives are so I think being a long life would be more depressing.
OTOH, they are probably gleeful that they will continue to leech off others for so long.
That's it, and we all know people like that in real life, too.
Their only ambition in life is to suck off other people.
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That's it, and we all know people like that in real life, too.
Their only ambition in life is to suck off other people.
Coach can't stop talking about Sarah Imaboobi
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These innerwebz tests that the DUmb****s think will tell them how much longer they have to live are all missing one key factor: none of them take the Coach going on a killing frenzy and laying a passel of shit-stupid Proglodytes out next to the rotting remains of Andy.
Sleep tight, lurking DUmbshits... :popcorn: :rotf: :lmao:
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That's it, and we all know people like that in real life, too.
Their only ambition in life is to suck off other people.
That's why it's so hard to be God, as much as the libs like to think that each of them is.
God loves all his children. I know he instructs me to do the same, but honestly...I don't know how he does it.
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That's why it's so hard to be God, as much as the libs like to think that each of them is.
God loves all his children. I know he instructs me to do the same, but honestly...I don't know how he does it.
That's where I have an advantage. I don't have to love everyone; in fact, I don't have to love anyone!