WilliamPitt (57,389 posts)
An Open Letter to God (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025757365)
Dear God:
OK, you feckless ****, listen up. I am about to walk out the door, get in my car, drive down to the community center, and cast MY THIRD VOTE AGAINST SCOTT BROWN IN FOUR YEARS IN TWO STATES. I consider my requirement to do this a hate crime, because You clearly hate me; I had to deal with two back-to-back elections with this assburger in Massachusetts, and then I moved to New Hampshire, and that fart in the wind of history followed me, and now I have to vote against him AGAIN after enduring a THIRD session of OMG SCOTT BROWN IS SO AWESOME YOU GUYS commercials running wall to wall on every station until they invaded my sleep.
**** you, God. If this was Your Big Plan, I intend to thwart it. I am so totally going to vote against this dickhead, and You can't stop me. Throw a tree in the road, have a deer try to eat my face, send wolves who shoot bees out of their noses to gnaw my bones: nope. With my vote, I will be a splinter in the stake that will FINALLY be driven through the heart of this wretched opportunistic political vampire.
If You're going to kill me, God, do it right now. My keys are in my hand, and I am out the door.
**** Scott Brown.
Sincerely Yours,
William Rivers Pitt
I think if you die, it will be because you are too drunk to drive.
The best KARMA would be for him to get arrested and a DUI.
WilliamPitt (57,389 posts)
Dear God:
OK, you feckless ****, listen up... You clearly hate me... **** you, God... You can't stop me... If You're going to kill me, God, do it right now...
**** Scott Brown.
Sincerely Yours,
William Rivers Pitt
Not to worry, my relatives in N.H. will more than negate his family's votes for Sheebag. I got this, no need to involve God.
You know, Pittster, as you get older you're suppose to become more mature. You're continually regressing at an alarming rate.
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Say hello to a bottomless rage
I am going to grind you under my bootheel, scrape you off with a blade, and feed you to my cat.
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/48H34ukFe8g/hqdefault.jpg)
Brown's going to lose--bank on it! In 24 business hours!
DUmmy tears are always sweet, but I do believe these are the sweetest of all. :lmao:
The Bostonian Drunkard's what?--43 years old now?
And he still thinks people give a **** about what he thinks?
Damn near died from diabetic shock when I read it.
:)
Nuclear Unicorn (12,613 posts)
39. This thread is so childish --
Lena Dunham would touch it inappropriately.
WilliamPitt (57,399 posts)
46. OK
I peed a little.
:rofl:
Dear God:
OK, you feckless ****, listen up. I am about to walk out the door, get in my car, drive down to the community center, and cast MY THIRD VOTE AGAINST SCOTT BROWN IN FOUR YEARS IN TWO STATES.
Nuclear Unicorn (12,613 posts)
39. This thread is so childish --
Lena Dunham would touch it inappropriately.
WilliamPitt (57,399 posts)
46. OK
I peed a little.
and now I have to vote against him AGAIN after enduring a THIRD session of OMG SCOTT BROWN IS SO AWESOME YOU GUYS commercials running wall to wall on every station until they invaded my sleep.