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Title: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: USA4ME on November 03, 2014, 09:00:59 AM
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PCIntern

On the eve of every election I harken back to what my father of blessed memory used to say. He was a pragmatic progressive Democrat who was a four-year combat veteran of WWII, worked two full-time jobs his entire career, and held seven masters degrees in subjects from linguistics to Western History to Hebrew Literature. He obviously never slept but he was brilliant in ways which can only be imagined these days what with narrow, specialized learning tracks and generally poorly selected reading lists in schools including, but not limited to, most universities.

He had a few words of wisdom to impart. One was: there is rampant lying in the news organizations and at best, the truth is shaded. However, there is one publication which never intentionally lies to its readers, ever. And that publication is: The Racing Form. you cannot lie to gamblers - they will cut the ties forever. Whatever is printed within is the best knowledge available to the reporter. My Dad's assumption was that if a media member reported something as fact, that that fact was viewed through a specially colored lens and for whatever reason which might be utterly unknown to the masses, it was advantageous to report, or not report in a certain fashion. This policy was generally decided a priori way up in the editorial chain. If something were reported which should not have been, in the opinion of the powers-that-be, careful retrenchment was then executed to minimize the fallout.

The second consideration was that the Nation was headed in some direction, inexorably and inevitably. He used to say this before the Kennedy Assassination and afterwards he just shook his head and said that this was all a course-correction with respect to what Eisenhower had referred to as the military-industrial complex. My father respected Eisenhower for making the speech but knew that it would have little or no effect upon the March of Time. I've written about this before, but I will again share the anecdote when Goldwater was nominated, Eisenhower was interviewed on TV by two reporters. Ike was not happy about Goldwater's candidacy, but these two reporters kept interrupting and changing the topic, thus confusing the situation with respect to the viewer. I was 11 at the time. My father turned to me and stated words which I have never forgotten: "In America there is nothing worse than being a "former" anything. This man was a Five-Star General, led the Allied Forces against the most horrifying villains in history successfully, was a two-term President of the United States, and these two won't let him finish a sentence. Imagine how they'll treat you after you're retired if this is how they treat this man. I hold no briefs for his politics, I certainly didn't vote for him, but these idiots have no respect for the man; none." To this day, I recall that moment vividly.

The third occurrence was in 1980 on Election night. I called my father and said, "Dad, what are we gonna do?" His reply: "What you're gonna do is get up and go to work tomorrow morning and work hard, do the best you can, try to improve the lives of those within your sphere the best you can. Carter thought that he could lead Americans by sitting in the White House with a sweater on with the heat turned down and attempt to commiserate with them. Americans, for good or ill, don't want to hear that. They require the preacher's intensity and verve for better or worse. Reagan and Republicans know how, always knew how, to give this to them. they prey upon their weaknesses, their fears, and get them to vote against their own economic and life-lengthening issues by doing so. Democrats will only sporadically learn how to do this and then they forget. Republicans never forget the necessity of doing this.

The fourth and final statement he made in this regard was that the Fundamental Principle of Republicanism was for rich people to be able to hold onto their money; that in America it is extremely difficult to make a lot of money but even harder to hold onto it once it has been squirreled away. Every decision a Republican makes is with an eye towards this Principle. It is virtually inviolate.

We have found that nothing has changed. We need to win on Tuesday to allow the status quo, which admittedly isn't great, to continue. We know that losing will throw us into some, but not complete, turmoil. Some will suffer needlessly, but the narcissism of many of the electorate precludes them caring enough to think of the plight of others, even if they do attend the religious service of their choice on Sundays. I wish us the best luck and to GOTV.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025747317

Simply amazing that the janitor's father was indoctrinating modern-day liberal vernacular into his musings 50 years before libs even brought them up as topics of concern.

Let's see, we have:

1) The news is lying to you,
2) The PTB have a direction set for the country and will remove anyone/anything in its way,
3) Eisenhower and the MIC, (notice they never mention the warnings Eisenhower gave about the danger of the country going along with the liberals, which he most definitely spoke about more often than the MIC), and
4) Republicans prey upon weakness and fear (This coming from a post, and a website full of posts, that are nothing but "If the Republicans take the Senate, then FEAR! FEAR! FEAR!).

It would be no different than if someone here were to write "In 1976 on Election night. I called my father and said, "Dad, what are we gonna do?" His reply: "What you're gonna do is get up and go to work tomorrow morning and work hard, do the best you can, try to improve the lives of those within your sphere the best you can. This Carter will soon place the country into a form of malaise, losing the confidence of the American people in his ability to lead, and someone will step forward and become a shining light on a hill."

And then, those of us here would say things like...

Quote from:
mountain grammy

2. Your dad was ahead of his time. Thank you for sharing his insight and wisdom.

Quote from:
KT2000

9. Great post - thank you
 
Your father was so wise and special to share this with you. He really saw the big picture - one that still exists today.

And then people would read here and think that we're nuts, because like the primitives are today, we would be if we believed that tripe.

And yet they eat it up as if he were being honest.

I'll hand it to the janitor, he knows how to bleat in a way that his fellow sheep will bleat with him.

.

Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 03, 2014, 09:12:00 AM
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Reagan and Republicans know how, always knew how, to give this to them. they prey upon their weaknesses, their fears, and get them to vote against their own economic and life-lengthening issues by doing so.

Or maybe Reagan was playing to their strengths, and the voters realized it really was in their long-term best interests to support him.
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: Chris_ on November 03, 2014, 09:41:07 AM
Seven masters degrees while working two jobs his entire life. :bouncy:
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: BannedFromDU on November 03, 2014, 09:46:21 AM
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held seven masters degrees in subjects from linguistics to Western History to Hebrew Literature.


     In other words, his Dad failed his oral exams in seven different PhD programs. Sounds like an idiot to me.

     Funny how right around election time, every election, some DUmmy wheels out the memory of a relation that (a) is the most accomplished person to ever live, and (b) caused people to vote Dem just by walking among them.

     Have to ask: what Seal Team was PCIntern's dad a member of, and was he the FIRST-most decorated sailor ever, or the THIRD-most? Because Hollis Wright of Sonoma, CA is the second-most.
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: Carl on November 03, 2014, 10:00:35 AM
Isn`t it amazing how the memes of today can suddenly be spoken 50 years ago.

Kind of like whenever the DNC issues talking point emails some DUmbass miraculously finds a real life person parroting them.
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 03, 2014, 10:14:01 AM
     Have to ask: what Seal Team was PCIntern's dad a member of, and was he the FIRST-most decorated sailor ever, or the THIRD-most? Because Hollis Wright of Sonoma, CA is the second-most.

He was actually a Mossad sleeper agent, not a SEAL, but PCIntern didn't want to say that on DU for reasons that are probably obvious.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: BannedFromDU on November 03, 2014, 01:13:35 PM
He was actually a Mossad sleeper agent, not a SEAL


     I actually think he was both.

     
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 03, 2014, 02:44:30 PM
Seven masters degrees while working two jobs his entire life. :bouncy:

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

And we wonder why these buffoons can't see what buffoons they are.

Still laughing at that one.....
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 03, 2014, 02:47:55 PM
Isn`t it amazing how the memes of today can suddenly be spoken 50 years ago.

Kind of like whenever the DNC issues talking point emails some DUmbass miraculously finds a real life person parroting them.

(http://tildology.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/idiocracy_timemasheen.jpg)
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: Gina on November 03, 2014, 02:50:23 PM
7 masters degrees and had to work two fulltime jobs his whole adult career?!!! MAN THAT SUCKS!  (http://conservativecave.com/Smileys/default/th_bsmeter.gif)


eta:  I swear one day I'm going to read the whole damn thread before I post  :rant:
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: franksolich on November 03, 2014, 02:58:08 PM
7 masters degrees and had to work two fulltime jobs his whole adult career?!!! MAN THAT SUCKS! 

Actually, given the guy's time and place, that's credible, given the very high priority those of Judaic derivation used to put on real education and illumination.

In fact, it's probably the predominant characteristic of eastern European Judaism, in which scholasticism was valued more highly than material wealth.  (More of an ideal than a reality, of course; not everybody's cut out to be spartan ascetic scholars.)

But that was an older generation; my good friend Doc's of the generation that believes in slogans and hype.  He's nothing, compared with what his father had been.
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: Gina on November 03, 2014, 03:16:10 PM
Actually, given the guy's time and place, that's credible, given the very high priority those of Judaic derivation used to put on real education and illumination.

In fact, it's probably the predominant characteristic of eastern European Judaism, in which scholasticism was valued more highly than material wealth.  (More of an ideal than a reality, of course; not everybody's cut out to be spartan ascetic scholars.)

But that was an older generation; my good friend Doc's of the generation that believes in slogans and hype.  He's nothing, compared with what his father had been.

his son is a janitor?  did I read that right?
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: franksolich on November 03, 2014, 03:32:04 PM
his son is a janitor?  did I read that right?

No; the primitive's actually and really and truly a D.D.S.

You're missing the back-story here.

After Big Mo proved such a crushing disappointment to me, I looked around for another primitive to like, and by chance an anonymous contributor sent me the lowdown, the nitty-gritty, the dirt, the scoop, on the PCIntern primitive.

<<<always searching for a primitive to like, but alas thus far only my good pal Manny, the Manny Goldstein primitive, has failed to disappoint.

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=98547/

The PCIntern primitive and franksolich have one thing in common; our hair.

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/misc/pcintern_zps843aaa56.jpg)

But that's an old picture of him; I imagine he wears it differently now, if he still has any.

What we don't have in common is that the PCIntern primitive has a neck betraying a college-football-playing potential, while my own is so thin and scrawny that if one of Skippy's pals got a hold of me, it'd take just one slash of the scimitar, and franksolich would be in two pieces.
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: obumazombie on November 03, 2014, 03:43:04 PM
Quote from PCIntern...

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"What you're gonna do is get up and go to work tomorrow morning and work hard, do the best you can, try to improve the lives of those within your sphere the best you can.

The bounciest part of the bouncy...Libs will have us think they believe in daily hard work.
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: Gwitness on November 03, 2014, 03:54:24 PM
4 year combat vet?
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: franksolich on November 03, 2014, 04:04:30 PM
4 year combat vet?

His late father, part of the Greatest Generation, not him.
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: franksolich on November 03, 2014, 04:12:24 PM
his son is a janitor?  did I read that right?

It's an old joke, going clear back to when we were all at our old home.

Nobody knew anything about the PCIntern primitive, but his posts on Skins's island sounded suspiciously as if the night cleaning-lady, when nobody else was around to see, trying to imitate her boss.

And hence the "janitor" bit.
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: I_B_Perky on November 03, 2014, 04:50:15 PM
No; the primitive's actually and really and truly a D.D.S.

I missed that Frank. I wonder though... does said D.D.S. expect to be paid for services he renders to his patients? If so, he is nothing more than an eeeeevil rethug!!!!   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: obumazombie on November 03, 2014, 05:06:51 PM
I missed that Frank. I wonder though... does said D.D.S. expect to be paid for services he renders to his patients? If so, he is nothing more than an eeeeevil rethug!!!!   :cheersmate:

Free dental care is a basic human right.
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: I_B_Perky on November 03, 2014, 05:20:31 PM
Free dental care is a basic human right.

Now that I think about it, I wonder about something else... does he at least offer free services to the denizens of the Dump?
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: Chris_ on November 03, 2014, 05:41:59 PM
Free dental care is a basic human right.
They won't be happy until everyone is a government employee. :whatever:
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: franksolich on November 03, 2014, 06:16:38 PM
Now that I think about it, I wonder about something else... does he at least offer free services to the denizens of the Dump?

Now, now, you've seen what the primitives look like.

Dental care isn't any priority for them; they need the money for booze, pot, and drugs.

And if the teeth get too bad, they'd rather have the pain-killing pharmaceuticals than having the teeth fixed.

Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: franksolich on November 03, 2014, 06:28:31 PM
I missed that Frank. I wonder though... does said D.D.S. expect to be paid for services he renders to his patients? If so, he is nothing more than an eeeeevil rethug!!!!   :cheersmate:

You know, that's my friend Doc's biggest character flaw.

Ignore his politics; his politics being grotesquely deformed are a "given" anyway.

Doc is typical of many of those of his same background, who desperately seek to be "assimilated," to be "accepted" by the American mainstream--even if it means hanging with people who hate those of Hebraic derivation, anti-Semites.

They want s-o-o-o-o-o-o badly to be "assimilated."

What Doc doesn't see is that he's already assimilated, already accepted.

Geezuz gawd, he's part of the Main Line crowd, Philadelphia high society.  He hangs around with the Cadawalladers, rather than the lower-ranking Cadawaladers.  His wife is involved with the right debutante balls, the right cotillions, the right charities; the ones that count.

And he probably has a permanent suite at Grossinger's in the Catskills, where people who matter, vacation and sport.

I can't see where one can be more assimilated than that; he's far more assimilated into the mainstream than goy white Anglo-Saxon Gentile franksolich can ever hope to be.
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: freedumb2003b on November 03, 2014, 08:39:03 PM
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The second consideration was that the Nation was headed in some direction, inexorably and inevitably.

That is so freaking WISE!!  Dang, only someone smart enough to have 7 Masters (and stupid enough not to be able to use them to get ONE good-paying job) could come up with that!
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: Tess Anderson on November 03, 2014, 08:54:52 PM
Yeah, he has talked about his father's grad degrees before but the old man worked for the USPS until he retired.

PCIntern's parents separated when he was a toddler and he didn't get to know his dad until he was in college.
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: Chris_ on November 03, 2014, 09:18:54 PM
That is so freaking WISE!!  Dang, only someone smart enough to have 7 Masters (and stupid enough not to be able to use them to get ONE good-paying job) could come up with that!
You don't understand.  The Republicans ****ed up the economy so bad, it was all he could do to get by. :rofl:
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: I_B_Perky on November 03, 2014, 09:41:32 PM
Now, now, you've seen what the primitives look like.

Dental care isn't any priority for them; they need the money for booze, pot, and drugs.

And if the teeth get too bad, they'd rather have the pain-killing pharmaceuticals than having the teeth fixed.

It seems to be a priority for them if someone else is paying for it, Frank.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: I_B_Perky on November 03, 2014, 09:43:28 PM
That is so freaking WISE!!  Dang, only someone smart enough to have 7 Masters (and stupid enough not to be able to use them to get ONE good-paying job) could come up with that!

At least the old man had a job/jobs. Something the other dummies never seem to be able to get.
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: HawkHogan on November 04, 2014, 12:02:06 AM
So his daddy was a Demoncrat?  Didn't the Demoncrats fight the Civil Rights Acts?  Didn't Republicans have to push through the Civil Rights Acts when the Demoncrats wouldn't? 

What a proud "progressive"!
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: HawkHogan on November 04, 2014, 12:04:39 AM
You know, that's my friend Doc's biggest character flaw.

Ignore his politics; his politics being grotesquely deformed are a "given" anyway.

Doc is typical of many of those of his same background, who desperately seek to be "assimilated," to be "accepted" by the American mainstream--even if it means hanging with people who hate those of Hebraic derivation, anti-Semites.

They want s-o-o-o-o-o-o badly to be "assimilated."

What Doc doesn't see is that he's already assimilated, already accepted.

Geezuz gawd, he's part of the Main Line crowd, Philadelphia high society.  He hangs around with the Cadawalladers, rather than the lower-ranking Cadawaladers.  His wife is involved with the right debutante balls, the right cotillions, the right charities; the ones that count.

And he probably has a permanent suite at Grossinger's in the Catskills, where people who matter, vacation and sport.

I can't see where one can be more assimilated than that; he's far more assimilated into the mainstream than goy white Anglo-Saxon Gentile franksolich can ever hope to be.

The Main Line?? My girlfriend's family is from the Main Line, and also from the same religious background.  I wonder if they run in the same circles. 
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: franksolich on November 04, 2014, 02:08:09 AM
That is so freaking WISE!!  Dang, only someone smart enough to have 7 Masters (and stupid enough not to be able to use them to get ONE good-paying job) could come up with that!

Back in the Old Country, from pre-medieval times clear up until the bloody socialist revolutions of the early 1900s, in the societies of those of Hebraic derivation, learning was highly prized, and undertaken just for the sake of.....learning.

To be rich in knowledge but poor in material goods was considered praiseworthy.

Of course, that was an ideal attained by only a few; reality dictates that most people have to toil and sweat for a living, work to get things.  But even those who became wealthy admired the spartan ascetic scholars for their seeming spiritual virtue.

When they emigrated to America in large numbers beginning during the 1880s, such overeducated men (they were usually always male) presented problems in this new place; they possessed no skills with which to earn a living, and so their wives had to do all the heavy lifting, both raising the children and bringing home the bacon.

It was about this time the matriarchial aspect of American Judaism evolved.

My good friend Doc's father was apparently born circa 1900-1925, and likely would've been part of that culture; learning only for the sake of learning, and working--reluctantly--in a menial job.

- - - - - - - - - -

That my good friend Doc didn't grow up in a stable two-parent family is news to me--thanks, Tess--as I always had the contrary impression.  My good friend Doc doesn't exhibit the same sorts of burning resentment and rage that other primitives, most notably Skippy, growing up without their fathers, exhibit.

That does, at the same time, explain my good friend Doc's intense yearning to "belong."

- - - - - - - - - -

franksolich's message to my good friend Doc is this: you aleady belong, you've already been accepted, you've already been assimilated, so no need to persist in believing the ancient outdated New Deal attitudes about Republicans as your father did.  No need to hang around Democrats who hate your people and your culture. 

Be of good cheer; release yourself of those bonds, and go out and vote (R) today.
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: franksolich on November 04, 2014, 05:46:59 AM
PCIntern's parents separated when he was a toddler and he didn't get to know his dad until he was in college.

You know, madam, when I last responded to this comment, it was in the middle of the night, and hence I wasn't very cerebrally alert at the time.

Now that day is dawning--and one hopes a new day for America--I've thought of something.

Might you be thinking of the wild-eyed anger-filled nihilist Skippy, rather than my good friend Doc here?

There's so many primitives, it's easy to get confused, but anyway, I've gone back to my original supposition that my good friend Doc came from a stable two-parent family.
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: Big Dog on November 04, 2014, 07:30:59 AM
That is so freaking WISE!!  Dang, only someone smart enough to have 7 Masters (and stupid enough not to be able to use them to get ONE good-paying job) could come up with that!

His father's wisdom defies description.

Truly it does.

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The DUmmy Dentist

The second consideration was that the Nation was headed in some direction, inexorably and inevitably.

Holy shit, his father was William Butler Yeats!

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
    The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
    Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
    Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
    The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
    The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
    The best lack all conviction, while the worst
    Are full of passionate intensity.

    Surely some revelation is at hand;
    Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
    The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
    When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
    Troubles my sight: a waste of desert sand;
    A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
    A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
    Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
    Wind shadows of the indignant desert birds.

    The darkness drops again but now I know
    That twenty centuries of stony sleep
    Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
    And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
    Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: franksolich on November 04, 2014, 07:52:23 AM
His father's wisdom defies description.

Truly it does.

Well now, the world in which my good friend Doc's father grew up was in a world totally different from ours.  He was probably born in America, but his parents in eastern Europe--and so the father was perhaps heavily influenced by the Old Country.

For example:

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Shtetls (Yiddish: שטעטל, shtetl (singular), שטעטלעך, shtetlekh (plural)) were small towns with large Jewish population which existed in Central and Eastern Europe before the Holocaust. Shtetls were mainly found in the areas which constituted the 19th century Pale of Settlement in the Russian Empire, the Congress Kingdom of Poland, Galicia and Romania. In Yiddish, a larger city, like Lemberg (Lviv) or Czernowitz, was called a shtot (Yiddish: שטאָט, German: Stadt); a village was called a dorf.

In the shtetls, the better a teacher was, the less he was paid.

Really.

The idea being that he got so much joy out of teaching, it more than made up for what he was paid.

A different world, different values, different perceptions.
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: Gina on November 04, 2014, 08:18:12 AM
Yeah, he has talked about his father's grad degrees before but the old man worked for the USPS until he retired.

PCIntern's parents separated when he was a toddler and he didn't get to know his dad until he was in college.

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Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: franksolich on November 04, 2014, 08:33:36 AM
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One of the reasons I think our good friend Tess was thinking of Skippy is because my good friend Doc described a conversation he had with his father, when Doc was 11 years old, in 1964.

So I think Tess was thinking of Skippy.

No big deal; we all get things wrong once in a while, myself of course included.
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: Carl on November 04, 2014, 09:16:45 AM
Gosh,even the very first appearance of the Philly fool in the DUmpster was another bouncy.

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=1844.msg25971#msg25971

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PCIntern  (1000+ posts)       Wed Jan-30-08 03:48 PM
Original message
The ONLY time I ever threw a patient out of my office...
 About these advertisementswas when this RW MFer came in to my reception area laughing about John McCain's remark about Chelsea. To say the least, I was not amused...he just thought it was about the greatest thing he'd ever heard and I told him in no uncertain terms that I didn't care about 'patient abandonment' issues, if he didn't apologize to my staff, the people in my waiting room who were forced to listen to this crap, and to me, he could leave. He thought I was bluffing and said, "You wouldn't want to lose me." I suppose he figured that since I tell an occasional off-color joke or two, that I would 'get' the humor. I replied that I had a young daughter who was herself at an awkward age, and that if there is some sick guy who thinks that making fun of children gives him a hard-on, I for one, don't want to be associated with that person in any way, shape, or form. That it was lower than low and had nothing to with 'politics' and had everything to do with perversion.

At which point I took his x-rays, made a copy of his treatment records, handed them to him and said..."Good luck to you." Turned around and walked away. I never saw him again. Of course, the people in the waiting room, not only cheered, but I must have gotten 15 referrals directly from that incident. You can't buy that kind of goodwill.

I will not give an inch this time around...not one. I will concede nothing and in the words of Eliot Ness: "No deals".
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: franksolich on November 04, 2014, 10:49:16 AM
Gosh,even the very first appearance of the Philly fool in the DUmpster was another bouncy.

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=1844.msg25971#msg25971

That's a link well worth punching, to read the whole thing.
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 04, 2014, 11:15:08 AM
One of the reasons I think our good friend Tess was thinking of Skippy is because my good friend Doc described a conversation he had with his father, when Doc was 11 years old, in 1964.

So I think Tess was thinking of Skippy.

No big deal; we all get things wrong once in a while, myself of course included.

I too have a bit of trouble keeping the NY Skipper and Doc separate in my mind, if not as much so as the Wichita Witch and the Kindly KC Slaveowner, whose shifting given pseudonyms here left me behind long ago.
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: franksolich on November 04, 2014, 11:18:53 AM
I too have a bit of trouble keeping the NY Skipper and Doc separate in my mind, if not as much so as the Wichita Witch and the Kindly KC Slaveowner, whose shifting given pseudonyms here left me behind long ago.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You surely got that mixed up.

But it's all good; it all straightens itself out after a while.

It'd be easier if there were just 500 primitives, but there's 5,000 of them.
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: Tess Anderson on November 04, 2014, 11:20:38 AM
There's a lot of similarities between the two (roughly the same age, attachment to the mother) but the parents were divorced:

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Many years ago, when my parents had split, my mother of blessed memory got a job up near Trenton NJ and we moved to the idyllic town of New Hope, PA, known for its artists and writers colony.

http://metamorphosis.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=1914893

that was probably around 1960 or so. Soon afterwards, hia mother enrolled him in some quaker school and became a teacher there, but it went bad. He has a half-brother on his mother's side.

He's said he's second generation, Russsian descent, Polish surname.

Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: HawkHogan on November 04, 2014, 11:21:15 AM
Gosh,even the very first appearance of the Philly fool in the DUmpster was another bouncy.

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=1844.msg25971#msg25971

Has anyone ever witnessed a liberal castigate a conservative in public? With the frequency it happens at the dump, I'm sure one of us has.
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: franksolich on November 04, 2014, 11:26:21 AM
There's a lot of similarities between the two (roughly the same age, attachment to the mother) but the parents were divorced:

http://metamorphosis.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=1914893

that was probably around 1960 or so. Soon afterwards, hia mother enrolled him in some quaker school and became a teacher there, but it went bad. He has a half-brother on his mother's side.

He's said he's second generation, Russsian descent, Polish surname.

You're right about the similarities between my good friend Doc and the mad nihilist Skippy.  Doc was born in 1953, Skippy in 1957.  Both have professional degrees, Doc in dentistry and Skippy in engineering.  They're both almost exactly the same height and build, and wear the same size shoes--the difference being Doc knows haberdashery, while Skippy doesn't.

The anglicized version of Doc's last name is "Wallace," although he uses the Polish version.

Thanks for the added illumination, madam; much appreciated.
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: obumazombie on November 04, 2014, 11:44:02 AM
Libs are either robbed of their dignity and self respect, and on the dole, or have a superiority complex and reflexively rob fellow libs of their dignity and self respect so they can put them on the dole.
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: franksolich on November 04, 2014, 12:08:18 PM

Another significant difference between my good friend Doc and the angry nihilist Skippy:

Other than his politics, the worst that one can find about Doc is that when he was younger, he tended to be rather mouthy, definitely not chutzpah-impaired.

But that was all a long time ago, and forgiveable.

Skippy's rap-sheet, on the other hand.....
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: franksolich on November 04, 2014, 12:26:25 PM
There's a lot of similarities between the two (roughly the same age, attachment to the mother) but the parents were divorced.

You're aware, madam, that this was a common phenomenon among immigrants of Judaic derivation.

While dad sought learning simply for the sake of learning, mom had to do all the work to keep the kids alive and healthy.

For some wives, the sheer weight of carrying this lazy big lug, this dreamer, this idealist, this 'intellectual," was too much, and they had to ditch him.
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: BannedFromDU on November 04, 2014, 12:32:16 PM
Has anyone ever witnessed a liberal castigate a conservative in public? With the frequency it happens at the dump, I'm sure one of us has.


     The only credible one I know of is when Ben Dayho gave what-for to a grocery line full of rednecks.
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2014, 07:09:11 AM
Well, after watching the comments of my good friend Doc last night, it appears I made another wrong choice.

He's not vile like most primitives, but his brains are mush.

It's futile to be friends with someone with mushy skull-packing.

<<<going back to the drawing-board, to find a primitive to like.

Thus far, my good pal Manny's the only primitive who's never let me down.
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: Boudicca on November 05, 2014, 10:54:04 PM

     In other words, his Dad failed his oral exams in seven different PhD programs. Sounds like an idiot to me.

     Funny how right around election time, every election, some DUmmy wheels out the memory of a relation that (a) is the most accomplished person to ever live, and (b) caused people to vote Dem just by walking among them.

     Have to ask: what Seal Team was PCIntern's dad a member of, and was he the FIRST-most decorated sailor ever, or the THIRD-most? Because Hollis Wright of Sonoma, CA is the second-most.

Dad failed his oral exams

The one thing I'm sure he passed down to Junior.   
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: BEG on November 05, 2014, 11:53:54 PM
Seven masters degrees while working two jobs his entire life. :bouncy:

Maybe this is code for: he really didn't know his dad.
Title: Re: Janitor primitive rolls out a whopper bouncy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 06, 2014, 05:11:44 AM
Maybe this is code for: he really didn't know his dad.

You might be onto something, milady. :blowkiss: