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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on September 16, 2014, 03:27:13 AM

Title: poll: are the primitives.....
Post by: franksolich on September 16, 2014, 03:27:13 AM
Watching traffic patterns since the restoration of conservativecave this past summer, it's wonderfully obvious traffic is w-a-a-a-a-y up, apparently due to something our good friend miskie did (I have no idea what it was, other than that he did something), giving the site greater exposure to the general public.

Which is good.

At the same time, traffic coming here from Skins's island appears to be flat, or even decreased, from before the restoration.

Which is good.

It's all good, because the first of three main reasons the DUmpster exists is to amuse and illuminate decent and civilized people; attracting the primitives isn't even on the radar.

And in fact, the primitives shouldn't even be snooping around here anyway; it's rude to eavesdrop, and it's none of their business what we say about them.
Title: Re: poll: are the primitives.....
Post by: Carl on September 16, 2014, 05:38:52 AM
No,they come here to find out what is really going on since they all know everything they post at the DUmp is a lie,even to each other.
Title: Re: poll: are the primitives.....
Post by: USA4ME on September 16, 2014, 08:25:36 AM
No, they watch unfortunately. I wish they wouldn't.

I found it interesting that some primitives, like Ms. Piggy, mouthed off when we were down, but when we're up and can immediately react back they shuts their stupid traps. That's telling.

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Title: Re: poll: are the primitives.....
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 16, 2014, 08:34:05 AM
Not sure.  Some are, some aren't.
Title: Re: poll: are the primitives.....
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 16, 2014, 08:53:19 AM
No.  They're no less self-obsessed than they ever were, and as vain as ever, eaten up with curiosity about what we say about them...however, their craziest posters, so well known to us, get progressively more insane over the years (The nature of their mental disease, one supposes).  Yet, their bannage and time-out rules have become more aggressively used against each other in their little internecine spats, so a lot of their prize loonies are off the DU map, and so not tracking or being tracked here until they come back.

There are also some differences among the groups.  The merely-political wack-jobs like Pitt are quite vain and have to see what others say about them anywhere.  The feminazis (Aside from the gun-hating ones like Jugs) and the prancers, while no less vain, are much more absorbed in their own cliques and starting shit on DU itself, and pay little attention to what anyone elsewhere has to say about them because they really hate stepping out of the echo chamber without their support groups.  Of late, the feminazis have dominated DU to the point that it has suppressed the other forms of insanity and sucked all the oxygen out of their little room.
Title: Re: poll: are the primitives.....
Post by: franksolich on September 16, 2014, 08:57:59 AM
No, they watch unfortunately. I wish they wouldn't.

I found it interesting that some primitives, like Ms. Piggy, mouthed off when we were down, but when we're up and can immediately react back they shuts their stupid traps. That's telling.

See, I'm not sure, because while I look at numbers and stuff, that doesn't mean I see all.

It's just an impression I get from watching, that the primitives are minding their own business because they haven't been whining about us "stalking" and "ruining lives" and somesuch utter nonsense lately.
Title: Re: poll: are the primitives.....
Post by: franksolich on September 16, 2014, 08:59:02 AM
Of late, the feminazis have dominated DU to the point that it has suppressed the other forms of insanity and sucked all the oxygen out of their little room.

Man, ain't that the truth.
Title: Re: poll: are the primitives.....
Post by: obumazombie on September 16, 2014, 11:43:12 AM
I really wanted to participate in this poll.
But I can't.
It's not a proper poll.
If it was my vote would be for...the Joooooos.
Title: Re: poll: are the primitives.....
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 16, 2014, 04:27:09 PM
I really wanted to participate in this poll.
But I can't.
It's not a proper poll.
If it was my vote would be for...the Joooooos.

That's a reason, though not the primary one, I voted for 'not sure.'
Title: Re: poll: are the primitives.....
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on September 17, 2014, 01:54:38 PM
I voted no.

They can't help themselves, they have no self control.

Take doug bulna for example...


:rofl:

CMD


Title: Re: poll: are the primitives.....
Post by: freedumb2003b on September 17, 2014, 03:58:08 PM
I picked TEH JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!
Title: Re: poll: are the primitives.....
Post by: freedumb2003b on September 17, 2014, 03:58:53 PM

Take doug bulna...


Please!

bada-boom!
Title: Re: poll: are the primitives.....
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 17, 2014, 05:00:01 PM
Nadin wants to be my girlfriend. I said no and put her on my Iggy list. So she stalks my every post here. But lately I think she is taking a liking to Frank (CC's very own Casanova).

Poor Frank, I think it is that Hi Karate after shave he wears. All the liberal gals seem to like him better.

Why do birds suddenly appear,
Every time Frank draws near?
Just like Nads, they long to be.
Close to Frank.
da da dum, da da dum.
Title: Re: poll: are the primitives.....
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 17, 2014, 08:18:14 PM
Depends on which DUmmy.
Title: Re: poll: are the primitives.....
Post by: obumazombie on September 17, 2014, 11:16:47 PM
I picked TEH JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!
Me too !