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Title: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: Tess Anderson on August 31, 2014, 05:21:06 PM
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Sat Aug 30, 2014, 12:52 PM

 WilliamPitt (57,129 posts)

I had a pretty remarkable experience this morning.

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 Went out around 10am to get coffee and breakfast at Dunkin' Donuts, which is actually a treat now; back in Boston, one could not swing a cat by the tail without hitting three Dunks, while up here in the woods, it's a 45-minute drive to get to one and back again. It was worth it, however, because Cailen slept like crap last night, has to work today, and definitely had her GODDAM I NEED DUNKS IN MY FACE look on her face, so I went.
 
We live on a dirt road, and at the bottom of the driveway on the other side of the road is our cabin on the lake. For years now, the lake has enjoyed the presence of a huge heron. When it spreads its wings and flies, it looks like a 747. As I was coming down the road, maybe a mile from home, what was standing there at the side of the road but the heron. I slowed down as I approached it, lest it make a sudden move and hit the car. It looked right at me as I came up to it, turned, took flight...and flew down the center of the road, maybe eight feet off the ground.
 
...so I accelerated and got in right behind and under it. For about a half-mile, the heron flew right above my bumper as we both cruised down the middle of the road. I had never been that close to it before, and its wing span was easily wider than the hood of the car. It flew effortlessly, not spooked in the least by my presence behind it. Finally, just before the big hill that leads to the lake, it gently veered to the left and disappeared into the forest.
 
So, yeah, getting to Dunks may be a pain in the ass, but I got to fly with a heron. Boston it ain't, and that's just fine.




"Dunks"  ::) :whatever:
Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: Ogre on August 31, 2014, 05:36:50 PM
Dunks for Drunks?
Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: tanstaafl on August 31, 2014, 05:39:34 PM
I worked in Maine for 11 months a few years back. Never once heard the term "dunks" used.

Was the same in coastal NH. Things must be a little different in the back woods. Anyway, Tim Horton's has better pastries.

And what the pittster did with the heron would be called "harassing wildlife" in the eyes of Conservation Law anywhere else.
Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 31, 2014, 05:54:43 PM
The drunken moron felt compelled to actually explain Dunkin' Donuts.  Condescending idiot.
Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 31, 2014, 06:00:34 PM
The drunken moron felt compelled to actually explain Dunkin' Donuts.  Condescending idiot.

He's the smarterest drunk at the Dunks.
Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: franksolich on August 31, 2014, 06:32:07 PM
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The_Commonist (2,330 posts)   Sat Aug 30, 2014, 03:40 PM

12. Dunkin' Donuts is owned by the Carlyle Group...

...the company that brought you George W Bush, 9/11 and the Iraq War.

I hope you enjoyed your coffee!

Bain Capital also owns a chunk of the company.

Thanks for helped to make Mitt Romney even richer!

Nice bird, by the way.

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WilliamPitt (57,129 posts)   Sat Aug 30, 2014, 04:08 PM

15. Feel better?

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The_Commonist (2,330 posts)    Sat Aug 30, 2014, 05:27 PM

17. For what? Pointing out your hypocrisy?

No, actually, I don't. I really really don't.

You're one of the good guys.

And yet, you enthusiastically throw your money into the belly of the beast.

Disappointed is more like it.

But then, we're all hypocrites at some point, for some things, so I'm not terribly surprised.

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MH1 (13,649 posts)    Sat Aug 30, 2014, 05:41 PM

18. GMAFB ... no actually, could you give me a link? Or an app?

You see I keep forgetting which stuff I can buy and which stuff makes me a "hypocrite".
 
Seriously, I would love a link or an app I could call up when I'm grocery shopping and trying to remember which brand of TP is ok to buy and which one to avoid like the plague. On top of the myriad other factors that go into deciding which pack of TP to put in the cart.
 
You seem to be the kind of person who would definitely have such a resource ready to hand.
 
(I don't do Dunkin very often and when I do, the alternative is generally McDonald's. So pretty much a wash, I think.)

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The_Commonist (2,330 posts)    Sat Aug 30, 2014, 07:26 PM

22. Well, since BuyBlue is no longer around...

...I usually just go to Wikipedia to see who owns what.

As far as apps go, there's Buycott.

CharityNavigator is good for seeing how good or bad non-profits are.

corporate-citizenship.com is a good resource.

And then, of course, there's just the Google machine, which can pretty much tell you anything you want to know.
 
So there ya go. There's your ****ing break.

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alphafemale (14,100 posts)    Sat Aug 30, 2014, 08:26 PM

23. And you just made it obvious what you are

no need for me or anyone else to point it out.

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WilliamPitt (57,129 posts)   Sat Aug 30, 2014, 08:40 PM

24. Hm.

You drive a gas-fueled machine, use tapwater rampantly, throw away perfectly good food, heat your home with fossil fuel, wear clothes made by slave labor, etc.
 
Yes, yes, yes, you do, and you know it, hero.

In short, shut the **** up.

P.S. This is the Lounge. Save the holier-than-thou rampant douchebaggery for the proper forums. There are plenty of them.
 
Ass.

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The_Commonist (2,330 posts)    Sun Aug 31, 2014, 12:08 PM

33. Actually, I don't drive...

...and haven't in 25 years now. I walk (a lot) or take the subway.

I ONLY use tap water, no bottled water. Ever.

I can't afford to throw away perfectly good food, and know my way around the kitchen, so that's not really a problem around here.
 
But yes, I use natural gas to keep my apartment heated to 65 in the winter. And I use AC to cool it to 78 in the summer. Luckily, this summer, that hasn't been much of an issue. And yes, I do wear clothing and use other items made by slave labor. Like this old Macbook I'm typing this on.
 
Because I'm a hypocrite. I know that full well, and can easily admit it. I'm a few other things as well, like a curmudgeon, and a party-pooper. It's not holier-than-thou douchebaggery. It's we're all in this together douchebaggery.
 
C'mon, Will, you wrote the frikkin' book about the lies of the warmongers, and then you gleefully patronize their retail arm? Maybe you didn't know who owns Dunkin' Brands? You can come out and say that if you didn't know, but I think you did, or you would've said so. Frankly, I think I struck a nerve here, based on your reaction. I was expecting a "yeah, I"m no angel," and got called an ass instead. That's fine, I'm just a collection of electrons somewhere on the internet.
 
See, this is the flip-side of that "pretty remarkable experience" you had. For every positive, there's a corresponding negative. Make the most of it, friend... and have a Happy Sunday!
Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 31, 2014, 06:59:15 PM
I guess the DUmmies expect us to wear grass skirts made out of the grass that we either don't eat or smoke.
Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 31, 2014, 07:03:40 PM
I have made  long career of patronizing doughnut shop, mainly Dunkin' Donuts and Krispy Kreme.

One of the worst things about moving to red state hell, aside from the abominable Central Time Zone, was the relative absence of doughnut shops.

Happily, that's slowly improving, though I expect whisky in grocery stores before we have enough doughnut shops.

But, to the point, in my life I have never even once heard Dunkin' Donuts referred to as "Dunks", a revolting nickname made up on the spot by the drunken Pitt.

And it's interesting that his tattooed bride, allegedly afflicted with a progressive, crippling disease, has to get out and work her crummy retail clerking job on a weekend, while Pitt hasn't worked a day since being blacklisted from substitute teaching.

What a contemptible guy!

 
Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: Dori on August 31, 2014, 07:14:22 PM
I don't know what these idiots want.  Every business to be employee owned, government owned?

If the government owned the business they would still bitch about it, and there is no way DUmmies could share in the profits of a business.  They can't even share a message board without fighting and putting each other on alert.






Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: ChuckJ on August 31, 2014, 07:16:30 PM
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Sat Aug 30, 2014, 12:52 PM

 WilliamPitt (57,129 posts)

I had a pretty remarkable experience this morning.

Last edited Sat Aug 30, 2014, 05:11 PM - Edit history (1)

 Went out around 10am to get coffee and breakfast at Dunkin' Donuts, which is actually a treat now; back in Boston, one could not swing a cat by the tail without hitting three Dunks, while up here in the woods, it's a 45-minute drive to get to one and back again. It was worth it, however, because Cailen slept like crap last night, has to work today, and definitely had her GODDAM I NEED DUNKS IN MY FACE look on her face, so I went.
 
We live on a dirt road, and at the bottom of the driveway on the other side of the road is our cabin on the lake. For years now, the lake has enjoyed the presence of a huge heron. When it spreads its wings and flies, it looks like a 747. As I was coming down the road, maybe a mile from home, what was standing there at the side of the road but the heron. I slowed down as I approached it, lest it make a sudden move and hit the car. It looked right at me as I came up to it, turned, took flight...and flew down the center of the road, maybe eight feet off the ground.
 
...so I accelerated and got in right behind and under it. For about a half-mile, the heron flew right above my bumper as we both cruised down the middle of the road. I had never been that close to it before, and its wing span was easily wider than the hood of the car. It flew effortlessly, not spooked in the least by my presence behind it. Finally, just before the big hill that leads to the lake, it gently veered to the left and disappeared into the forest.
 
So, yeah, getting to Dunks may be a pain in the ass, but I got to fly with a heron. Boston it ain't, and that's just fine.

The heron probably didn't realize that you're a DUmmie male.
Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: beefeater on August 31, 2014, 07:20:38 PM
I think it's nice that Pitt is at one with the heron. They do have something in common too.

They are both so full of crap that we had to hose down the end of the dock and the boats whenever the damn things would roost.

I would guess that the Tattooed Wife has probably had to hose down William a few times after he's roosted on his bar stool for the evening.

(https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7219/7242492034_f80cdda906_z.jpg)
^^^Not Pitt^^^  ^^^That's a heron^^^

Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 31, 2014, 07:43:43 PM
I kinda wonder if that wasn't a typo, unintended or intentional.  Perhaps he meant "heroin", not heron.
Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 31, 2014, 07:54:28 PM
I kinda wonder if that wasn't a typo, unintended or intentional.  Perhaps he meant "heroin", not heron.

On the likelihood scale, I'd back this explanation.
Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: gore_bites on August 31, 2014, 08:45:56 PM
I worked in Maine for 11 months a few years back. Never once heard the term "dunks" used.

Was the same in coastal NH. Things must be a little different in the back woods. Anyway, Tim Horton's has better pastries.

And what the pittster did with the heron would be called "harassing wildlife" in the eyes of Conservation Law anywhere else.

No one in Maine (at least the Southern Part where I live and work) calls it 'dunks'.....what a douche pitt is.
Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: HawkHogan on August 31, 2014, 09:02:39 PM
Translation: William Pitts bought heroin from his dealer Dunks, got strung out, and drove home under the influence. Luckily he lives in the backwoods, so there's a smaller chance of a DWI. 
Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 31, 2014, 09:21:27 PM
Lots of blue herons around here in the Ozarks.  While the birdwatchers and tourists think they're cool, and they are an impressively large bird, all the old farmers hate them because the old guys think they clean out all the fish in their ponds.
Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: USA4ME on August 31, 2014, 11:02:36 PM
The_Commonist primitive was being a jerk, but he also exposed their hypocracy, so kudos for doing so. Libs always want to impose their nonsense on us while skipping out on following their own rules.

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Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 01, 2014, 05:57:27 AM
Lots of blue herons around here in the Ozarks.  While the birdwatchers and tourists think they're cool, and they are an impressively large bird, all the old farmers hate them because the old guys think they clean out all the fish in their ponds.

When we were in the apartment complex about five miles away, we had one that was a resident at the corner of the manmade pond about 30 yards from our bedroom window.  I loved watching it fish.  Every now and again, another, smaller heron would come by and fish as well.
Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: vesta111 on September 01, 2014, 09:33:15 AM
When we were in the apartment complex about five miles away, we had one that was a resident at the corner of the manmade pond about 30 yards from our bedroom window.  I loved watching it fish.  Every now and again, another, smaller heron would come by and fish as well.

When I finally came home after living here and there, all kinds of changes in 30 years.

Staying with my parents for a few weeks I got up, looked out the window and saw on the end of our dock two kids in hoodies just sitting there, tide was coming in and I went to tell my parents that these kids were in danger, the dock was old and not safe.

To my surprise Mother went out the door and yelled at the kids, they--the kids then took off and headed up river.   WTF were these things, Blue Herons that had come in about 20 years ago.   Not just them but all kinds of foreign plants that grew from the poop of migrating birds and animals coming down from the North that no one had seen in 60+ years, Wolves and Bobcats, we even have Moose and Bear wandering into town.  Fisher cats that few have ever seen before, Coyotes and then the black bears that were scavengers.

Small town on the coast 3,000+ that  only had problems with Coy Dogs -- abandoned dogs that formed packs and ran the pregnant does down in the snow.   These former pets were very dangerous  as they had no fear of humans and were hungry.

Back to these Herons, it was a few years later when Kayaking on the banks looking for Loon nests to report for protection, we came up on a Heron but did not see it on the bank.    We must have spooked the bird as out of the woods came this thing, huge and with a wing span of perhaps 6-8 feet and a body larger then a 25 pound turkey, flew over us so low we had to duck down.

We got the heck out of there as we scanned the tops of the trees where they nest.  This bird if protecting its nest could attack us and over turn our Kayaks.

Awesome birds, the largest bird I had ever seen was a 20 pound turkey in the oven roasting for a family reunion.     
Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 01, 2014, 01:19:25 PM
When we were in the apartment complex about five miles away, we had one that was a resident at the corner of the manmade pond about 30 yards from our bedroom window.  I loved watching it fish.  Every now and again, another, smaller heron would come by and fish as well.
One day I watched one by our backyard pond spend at least ten minutes trying to swallow a bullfrog.

He kept whacking it against the ground, take a gulp, wouldn't go, whack it some more, over and over.

He finally got it lined up just right, but it was another couple of minutes before the frog's hind feet were gone.

Then the bird's neck looked like a snake that swallowed a rabbit.

I guess for a heron that's just another day at the office.
Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: JakeStyle on September 01, 2014, 01:32:22 PM
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GODDAM I NEED DUNKS IN MY FACE

That's his daughter that he's talking about?
Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: Karin on September 07, 2014, 03:15:00 PM
It never fails.  Someone posts a simple story, and an asshole like Commonist shits all over it.  I just cannot understand how they are so addicted to the DUmp when they treat each other like utter crap.  This is fun?
Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: freedumb2003b on September 07, 2014, 04:39:13 PM
I have made  long career of patronizing doughnut shop, mainly Dunkin' Donuts and Krispy Kreme.

One of the worst things about moving to red state hell, aside from the abominable Central Time Zone, was the relative absence of doughnut shops.

Happily, that's slowly improving, though I expect whisky in grocery stores before we have enough doughnut shops.

But, to the point, in my life I have never even once heard Dunkin' Donuts referred to as "Dunks", a revolting nickname made up on the spot by the drunken Pitt.

And it's interesting that his tattooed bride, allegedly afflicted with a progressive, crippling disease, has to get out and work her crummy retail clerking job on a weekend, while Pitt hasn't worked a day since being blacklisted from substitute teaching.

What a contemptible guy!

I never understood the Krsipy Kreme thing.  I thought the doughnuts were meh -- not even close to the Winchell's glazed one the size of a tractor tire and lighter than air.

But I think America (not 100% sure) caught up to me in that KK is following Crocs as an expired fad.
Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: freedumb2003b on September 07, 2014, 04:39:56 PM
It never fails.  Someone posts a simple story, and an asshole like Commonist shits all over it.  I just cannot understand how they are so addicted to the DUmp when they treat each other like utter crap.  This is fun?

If I wanted that kind of treatment I would have stayed married to my 1st wife! (lol)
Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: freedumb2003b on September 07, 2014, 04:41:39 PM
One day I watched one by our backyard pond spend at least ten minutes trying to swallow a bullfrog.

He kept whacking it against the ground, take a gulp, wouldn't go, whack it some more, over and over.

He finally got it lined up just right, but it was another couple of minutes before the frog's hind feet were gone.

Then the bird's neck looked like a snake that swallowed a rabbit.

I guess for a heron that's just another day at the office.

(http://api.ning.com/files/Ix-hYdwVW6O*VaZSklo5RAH*pIrWIthmtWZ47WEucqpdvYA7RQySmSZtrhRxtiE4XjjCNxcT3ilpFu3vDUjPRae9U3BlORsY/NeverGiveUp.png?width=448&height=600)
Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: SarasotaRepub on September 07, 2014, 07:54:35 PM
Someone report Pitt for Heron Abuse!!!!  :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: diesel driver on September 10, 2014, 03:51:53 AM
It never fails.  Someone posts a simple story, and an asshole like Commonist shits all over it.  I just cannot understand how they are so addicted to the DUmp when they treat each other like utter crap. 

This would explain why DUmmies vote demoncrat.  The party treats them the same way.

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This is fun?

It is for us.   :lmao:

Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: Big Dog on September 10, 2014, 06:37:53 AM
Poor, Poor Pitiful Pitt He's trying to build cred with Princess Liawatha, in the hopes of getting a job in her upcoming campaign. In the past month, we've seen him get all woo-woo mystical on us, work on a pony tail, self-publish another Two Minutes Hate coloring book, continue to drink like it's Saturday night on the Rez, and talk shit about his old pal Hildabeast.

His next step:  "come out" as an Indian. He'll take the heron as his totem. It is the perfect animal for him, as Brother Beefeater has shown us:

(https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7219/7242492034_f80cdda906_z.jpg)
Another Truthout blog post is created
Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 10, 2014, 08:26:12 AM
Someone report Pitt for Heron Abuse!!!!  :-)
It starts with what many call a victimless crime: Duck Sniffing, better known by its street name, "Snorting Quack." But Quack is far from innocent. It's a gateway bird to higher forms of poultry abuse, like heron addiction.
Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 10, 2014, 08:41:04 AM
It starts with what many call a victimless crime: Duck Sniffing, better known by its street name, "Snorting Quack." But Quack is far from innocent. It's a gateway bird to higher forms of poultry abuse, like heron addiction.

And that leads to 'turkey stuffing,' no doubt . . . :whistling:
Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: Duke Nukum on September 10, 2014, 04:59:58 PM
Re-reading Lord of the Rings, albeit, far more closely this time. This passage struck me as describing DUmmies well. It happens in Return of the King after Frodo and Sam witness one orc killing another out of annoyance and for no other reason:

"But that is the spirit of Mordor, Sam; and it has spread to every corner of it. Orcs have always behaved like that, or so the tales say, when they are on their own. But you can't get much hope out of it. They hate us far more, altogether and all the time. If those two had seen us, they would have dropped all their quarrel until we were dead."
Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 11, 2014, 11:10:27 AM
So, how high was he when all this went down?
Title: Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 11, 2014, 05:39:24 PM
So, how high was he when all this went down?

What altitude does the average heron fly at? :confused: