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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Mr Mannn on July 28, 2014, 01:37:57 PM
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All week. sleep late. comfort food. naps. :yahoo: <--Me
Maybe a movie. at a real live theater.
I got nothing better to do so, Post something silly in this thread and I'll Hi5 you.
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This isn't silly (I don't think). What's in your area that you haven't been to?
Museums, zoos, aquariums, parks, lakes, rivers etc.
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Nice comfortable chair on the front porch, some ice cold beverages and snacks of choice by side, watching the world go by....sounds good to me.
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@ Dori. I could go to a park. But I like Johny Reb's idea better.
I haven't seen Planet of the Apes. So I'll likely get out and see that.
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What would you do if you had nothing to do...nothing ?
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What would you do if you had nothing to do...nothing ?
one can always goof around the internet. You tube is a great time waster.
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What would you do if you had nothing to do...nothing ?
Man, that is Zen.
:-)
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I just had a Staycation. Mrs E was gone doing her string symposium thing with her friends and that left me with three dogs, three parrots, and a book to finish writing.
I got 'er did.
But no porch, no comfort food, but I did take a coupla naps here and there come to think of it... :-)
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You can always exchange private messages with gNads on Disussionist
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BS for being evil. :tongue:
I woke up today at 9AM. Time for breakfast.
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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him.....
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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Did you go for a bike ride?
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:cheersmate: Hi to everyone who posted in this thread.
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Nice comfortable chair on the front porch, some ice cold beverages and snacks of choice by side, watching the world go by....sounds good to me.
.....and looking at all the bikini-clad women on the beach nearby.
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.....and looking at all the bikini-clad women on the beach nearby.
Now that's the life!
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OW! I'm eating an eggroll and I just bit my cheek! You know its bad when you hear a crunch!
I'm not married so I don't have a wife who can make things better with a neck rub and a kiss.
So I will Hi5 any words of sympathy for my debilitating condition.
Honey, a foot rub will work here too!
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(http://meanttosayit.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/homer_facepalm.jpg)
Cant help you on this one . I too have to tend to self inflicted injuries even if they would be funny on face book. I do have a bloody spot on my forehead . Shelves to close to the trash can and the beer storage unit .
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OW! I'm eating an eggroll and I just bit my cheek! You know its bad when you hear a crunch!
I'm not married so I don't have a wife who can make things better with a neck rub and a kiss.
So I will Hi5 any words of sympathy for my debilitating condition.
Honey, a foot rub will work here too!
Next time get the eggroll over easy. You will thank me later !
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(http://meanttosayit.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/homer_facepalm.jpg)
Cant help you on this one . I too have to tend to self inflicted injuries even if they would be funny on face book. I do have a bloody spot on my forehead . Shelves to close to the trash can and the beer storage unit .
If you had a wife she could make you a sammich and kiss it till it was better. Wives live for things like that.
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OW! I'm eating an eggroll and I just bit my cheek! You know its bad when you hear a crunch!
I'm not married so I don't have a wife who can make things better with a neck rub and a kiss.
So I will Hi5 any words of sympathy for my debilitating condition.
Honey, a foot rub will work here too!
If you can find a woman who would be able to kiss the inside of your cheek (I'm assuming that you don't have fangs), you'd be a very lucky man.
My wife would do what I do to her--tell her to slow down and take her time.
Guess you'll just have to take liquid meals, then. :cheersmate:
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Oh, Mr. Mannn, that's one of the worst pains because it swells a little and then you end up biting it again (at least I usually do). Be careful out there. (Bad eggroll, naughty eggroll!)
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If you can find a woman who would be able to kiss the inside of your cheek (I'm assuming that you don't have fangs), you'd be a very lucky man.
My wife would do what I do to her--tell her to slow down and take her time.
Guess you'll just have to take liquid meals, then. :cheersmate:
Star Wars nerd that I am, Sy Snootles came to mind.
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Oh, Mr. Mannn, that's one of the worst pains because it swells a little and then you end up biting it again (at least I usually do). Be careful out there. (Bad eggroll, naughty eggroll!)
Hi5 for the sympathy. Without a Stepford wife, this all I'm likely to get.
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If you had a wife she could make you a sammich and kiss it till it was better. Wives live for things like that.
I'll make my own sammies TY :yahoo:
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I'm not sure what's worse -- biting the inside of your cheek or biting your tongue. Either one ain't fun. But yeah, go make your own sammich. You ain't crippled, Mr. Mannn. :-)
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I'm not sure what's worse -- biting the inside of your cheek or biting your tongue. Either one ain't fun. But yeah, go make your own sammich. You ain't crippled, Mr. Mannn. :-)
Dang. There goes my disability claim.
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OW! I'm eating an eggroll and I just bit my cheek! You know its bad when you hear a crunch!
I'm not married so I don't have a wife who can make things better with a neck rub and a kiss.
So I will Hi5 any words of sympathy for my debilitating condition.
Honey, a foot rub will work here too!
Claim disability--it's how the DUmmies navigate these kind of earth shattering occurrences. :panic: :rofl:
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Claim disability--it's how the DUmmies navigate these kind of earth shattering occurrences. :panic: :rofl:
I'd rather have a neck rub and a kiss.
Or at least the location where desperate super models hangout. I want to walk in, well fed, older guy, and have 5 or 6 supermodels say, "This'll do!" and then get married: forevermore in neckrub, sammich making bliss.
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I'd rather have a neck rub and a kiss.
Or at least the location where desperate super models hangout. I want to walk in, well fed, older guy, and have 5 or 6 supermodels say, "This'll do!" and then get married: forevermore in neckrub, sammich making bliss.
Sadly, you have a better chance of getting on the Obamacare express to gravytown my friend..sorry:-(
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Curses, foiled again!
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Curses, foiled again!
http://www.sadtrombone.com/
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Hope your cheek feels better by now, Mr. Mannn. How's the staycation going? You could do more experiments in the kitchen, those are always entertaining.
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Hope your cheek feels better by now, Mr. Mannn. How's the staycation going? You could do more experiments in the kitchen, those are always entertaining.
Yeah, it's feeling better.
It's the last day of my staycation and I have to go to work tomorrow. I ate well and I took naps every day. Staycations are never long enough.
When I used my rice cooker to cook beans in, I ended up with an awful mess. Had to actually wash it all by myself! Wheres a wife when you need one?
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Yeah, it's feeling better.
It's the last day of my staycation and I have to go to work tomorrow. I ate well and I took naps every day. Staycations are never long enough.
When I used my rice cooker to cook beans in, I ended up with an awful mess. Had to actually wash it all by myself! Wheres a wife when you need one?
Hey, that's what car washes are for.
The rice cooker, dammit, not a wife. Although, these days, who knows where a wife might be lurking? :-)