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Title: Unconfirmed TomInTib sighting
Post by: Chris_ on July 23, 2014, 04:49:00 PM: Quote
Warning to Marin County hikers: Beware of fake ranger

Marin County authorities are warning hikers to beware of a man claiming to be a park ranger who in the past month has kicked dogs, taken photos of women with a cell phone and given out false information about dog rules.

The man twice misrepresented himself as a ranger for the Marin County Open Space District, according to county officials.
SF Gate (http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Warning-to-Marin-County-hikers-Beware-of-fake-5639951.php)
Title: Re: Unconfirmed TomInTib sighting
Post by: dutch508 on July 23, 2014, 05:43:25 PM: Quote from: Chris_ on July 23, 2014, 04:49:00 PM
SF Gate (http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Warning-to-Marin-County-hikers-Beware-of-fake-5639951.php)

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The man twice ~~misrepresented~~ masturbated himself while dressed as a ranger for the Marin County Open Space District, according to county officials.

Corrected for content.
Title: Re: Unconfirmed TomInTib sighting
Post by: DefiantSix on July 23, 2014, 05:50:06 PM: I don't believe it. Nobody felt their knees get wobbly while they had a shotgun pointed into their chest. :popcorn:
Title: Re: Unconfirmed TomInTib sighting
Post by: Chris_ on July 23, 2014, 05:50:23 PM: Quote from: DefiantSix on July 23, 2014, 05:50:06 PM
I don't believe it. Nobody had a shotgun pointed into their chest. :popcorn:
There were rumors of a green Sharpie.
Title: Re: Unconfirmed TomInTib sighting
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 23, 2014, 11:32:37 PM: I wonder if TomInTib had been in prison before.
Title: Re: Unconfirmed TomInTib sighting
Post by: Chris_ on July 24, 2014, 12:34:00 AM: Quote from: Ptarmigan on July 23, 2014, 11:32:37 PM
I wonder if TomInTib had been in prison before.
I would put money on it.
Title: Re: Unconfirmed TomInTib sighting
Post by: freedumb2003b on July 24, 2014, 12:38:30 AM: Quote from: DefiantSix on July 23, 2014, 05:50:06 PM
I don't believe it. Nobody felt their knees get wobbly while they had a shotgun pointed into their chest. :popcorn:

If I miss any primitive, it is TiT... Baron Munchhausen was an idle daydreamer compared to him. It wasn't just the content of his lies, but the SCOPE.

He understood the old adage that if you lie, lie BIG!