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Title: DUmmy Pam Has A System
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 12, 2014, 02:14:05 AM
DUmmy Pam Dawson who, the last time we saw her, was in the throes of terminal gut rot, has made an astonishing recovery.

Of course, she's also a pathological liar and now she's come up with a new bouncy storyline.

I think Pam senses how thin the DUmp's talent is right now. It's been made hugely obvious during nadin's exile.

That lack of talent, combined with the nonsensical bias many have against nadin's annual candidacy, makes a repeat of Pam's 2009 Top DUmmy triumph a possibility.

Despite how abysmally stupid Pam is, she can see that.
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Sat Jul 12, 2014, 01:45 AM
demtenjeep (22,001 posts)

who needs Dave Ramsey--- I will do it myself

who needs Dave Ramsey= I found a system

In 5 years or less all my bills including house and student loans will be GONE

then we will take out an equity loan in our home and completely remodel our home to perfection.

we paid off a couple of bills and quit our tobacco use leaves us with about 500 extra SO

we figured out which bills would pay off quick with the normal payment of say 100 +500 so you pay 600 till that one is done, then find the next bill. take the payment then add the 600 and pay that one off and so on till it is all gone. The beauty of it is that if something comes up, you can take the "rollup" and use it In an emergency then then next month get back on it.

doing this takes the bills from 22 years to 5. or less. Could be almost 6-12 months earlier because you will still be paying on your other bills as well so they will actually be less by the time the roll up gets to them. (DO NOT incur new debt while doing this)

In 5 years I can get a new Jeep (ours is paid for and only 2010 model) and remodel my house like I really want~!

I'm excited.

Before we start the pay off, we will use the first month roll up to by household goods for the first four months to ease the grocery/household budget.

Here we go~
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025230118
I think all this means is she's putting another six hundred bucks on the credit card this month.

To again repeat a brilliant nadin quote, "That be retardant."
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Has A System
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 12, 2014, 02:46:51 AM
More from Pam:

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Sat Jul 12, 2014, 02:00 AM
demtenjeep (22,003 posts)
3. doing it only on my income 65,000.00 year

hubby is in the 100,000.00 level but he is doing his own thing. He maintains the utilities, insurance, jeep upkeep and all the variables he has three credit cards of his own he is taking care of.

this plan is all on me!
I am excited!!!
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Has A System
Post by: tanstaafl on July 12, 2014, 06:08:49 AM
More from Pam:

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Sat Jul 12, 2014, 02:00 AM
demtenjeep (22,003 posts)
3. doing it only on my income 65,000.00 year

hubby is in the 100,000.00 level but he is doing his own thing. He maintains the utilities, insurance, jeep upkeep and all the variables he has three credit cards of his own he is taking care of.

this plan is all on me!
I am excited!!!

Must not be a very good teacher, only making 65k at her age and alleged time in service. And her better half makes 100k plus.
What she missed in her brilliantly stupid financial scheme is that the savings from the tobacco is not a one time windfall, but a continuous stream of 500 bucks a month, every month. If she would give me all of her money, I would have Pam out of debt in six months, 18 max if they insisted on eating more than once a day.

Also note Gobucks bolded line in the OP, where she is already backsliding on her brilliant scheme.

Hope she hid the gun better so the pets can't get to it and off themselves.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Has A System
Post by: Carl on July 12, 2014, 06:20:38 AM
As always Pam is letting her fellow DUmmies know that they make more in a year then most do in a lifetime.
Soon the stupidest man on the planet,McGrath will have to weigh in on how much he has.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Has A System
Post by: landofconfusion80 on July 12, 2014, 07:11:37 AM
so how is this system different than the Dave Ramsey Debt Snowball? This primitive is clearly in the top 1% at the island and needs to spread the wealth around.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Has A System
Post by: Big Dog on July 12, 2014, 07:56:26 AM
so how is this system different than the Dave Ramsey Debt Snowball?

The Demtenjeep Debt Shitball has two important differences: she increases her debt at the beginning and end of the program, and gives herself a ready-made excuse to not follow the program.

1. Buy 4 months worth of household products on credit
2. Pay down debts, unless an "emergency" comes up (and an emergency will always "come up" for a DUmmy.)
3. Buy a new Jeep and take out a home equity loan

Maybe this is the missing part of the Underpants Gnomes formula.

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This primitive is clearly in the top 1% at the island and needs to spread the wealth around.

From each according to her ability...
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Has A System
Post by: Tucker on July 12, 2014, 07:57:30 AM
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Sat Jul 12, 2014, 01:45 AM
demtenjeep (22,001 posts)





Before we start the pay off, we will use the first month roll up to by household goods for the first four months to ease the grocery/household budget.

Here we go~

This from an educator.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Has A System
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 12, 2014, 08:10:10 AM
They make a combined $165,000.00+ a year and they have debt problems?????????????????????? :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
Title: Pam tells more lies
Post by: USA4ME on July 12, 2014, 11:08:02 AM
 :whatever:

I'm tempted to use my resources to obtain her credit report to see just how much she's lying, and I'm not discounting doing that down the road. But I want to see her enhance her lies a little further before the ground is ripped out from underneath her.

.
 
Title: Re: Pam tells more lies
Post by: Dori on July 12, 2014, 11:18:29 AM
Doesn't making 165k disqualify her from being a member of DU?

Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Has A System
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 12, 2014, 11:27:47 AM
They make a combined $165,000.00+ a year and they have debt problems??????????????????????

You are forgetting that Pam is a pathological liar.

The purpose of her thread has nothing to do with reducing debt.

Her only purpose was getting an excuse to mention that income number.

Given Pam's track record, the chance of that figure being true approaches zero.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Has A System
Post by: Ogre on July 12, 2014, 01:01:42 PM
Here's a little advice for the plagiarizing primitive and any other primitives.....ready for it DUmmies

It isn't how much you make, it is how much you don't spend.

All the primitives think life would be a breeze and they would be in the land of milk and honey if they made millions of dollars.

The truth is they would be just as broke, in debt, and miserable because they can not and will not live within their means.

I agree with Gobucks, the chance this particular primitive is telling the truth (other than be heavily in debt) is between zero and none.
Title: Re: Pam tells more lies
Post by: Karin on July 12, 2014, 01:03:46 PM
Why do they have any debt at all with incomes at that level?  It's not like she lives in Manhattan or anything.  At $165K, they should be debt free AND living in clover.  Of course, she's lying. 
Title: Re: Pam tells more lies
Post by: obumazombie on July 12, 2014, 02:55:15 PM
Alrighty, here's the plan.
Get out of debt, and as soon as I do, get right back into the same amount of debt I started in.
Great plan.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Has A System
Post by: obumazombie on July 12, 2014, 02:57:10 PM
There must be 2 threads with this same exact subject. I must have replied to the other, before this. Or, I'm having deja vu...in advance.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Has A System
Post by: DefiantSix on July 12, 2014, 05:14:30 PM
They make a combined $165,000.00+ a year and they have debt problems?????????????????????? :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

We don't call them DUmmies for nothing...
Title: Re: Pam tells more lies
Post by: franksolich on July 12, 2014, 05:16:47 PM
Why do they have any debt at all with incomes at that level?  It's not like she lives in Manhattan or anything.  At $165K, they should be debt free AND living in clover.  Of course, she's lying.

It kind of reminds me of Skippy's current predicament; makes tons of money, but still has to downsize.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Has A System
Post by: formerlurker on July 12, 2014, 09:49:20 PM
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In 5 years or less all my bills including house and student loans will be GONE

Student loans?  How old is she?
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Has A System
Post by: Tess Anderson on July 12, 2014, 09:53:10 PM
She graduated from high school in 1985, so she's 50+. She lies ALL the time, but her pictures confirm that timeline.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Has A System
Post by: Chris_ on July 12, 2014, 09:59:00 PM
Surely her education didn't require 25 years to finance. 

Talk about burning money.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Has A System
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 12, 2014, 10:31:19 PM
Surely her education didn't require 25 years to finance.

She went to Wichita State as a Kansas resident, in the 80s before unlimited government loan money caused the tuition explosion.

By today's standards her college education was cheaper than dirt.

But Pam and her bullet-headed wife beater have always lived and cruised on credit.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Has A System
Post by: Tucker on July 13, 2014, 03:04:45 AM
There must be 2 threads with this same exact subject. I must have replied to the other, before this. Or, I'm having deja vu...in advance.

Her MO is to C&P the same thread in the lounge, GD and any other place she can post it. Skimmer has warned her about this several times.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Has A System
Post by: miskie on July 13, 2014, 09:50:04 AM
They make a combined $165,000.00+ a year and they have debt problems?????????????????????? :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

That is the entire point of this tale -

DUmmy Pam likes to 'accidentally' share data about herself. This story is about income.

Her DUmmy ID change to 'Demtenjeep' was to make it clear she had a (then new) 2010 Jeep. Her previous ID greenbriar was to show the world where she lives.

And the famous cat & handgun photo. She posted this picture in tribute to her dead/dying cat Spooky - but that wasn't the real intent at all.

(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/DUmmies/spookyownsaglock.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Has A System
Post by: miskie on July 13, 2014, 09:56:42 AM
OH ! I forgot the second cat tribute photo -

(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/DUmmies/spookyownsacoachpurse.jpg)

Note the Coach bag.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Has A System
Post by: Big Dog on July 13, 2014, 10:43:31 AM
Note the Coach bag.

I had no idea franksolich designed purses.

He really is everywhere!
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Has A System
Post by: obumazombie on July 13, 2014, 11:44:09 AM
^Look behind you.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Has A System
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 13, 2014, 12:26:32 PM
I had no idea franksolich designed purses.

He really is everywhere!

He is, nearly.

But not Bangladesh, birthplace of Pam's knockoff purse.

Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Has A System
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 13, 2014, 12:50:56 PM
And the famous cat & handgun photo. She posted this picture in tribute to her dead/dying cat Spooky - but that wasn't the real intent at all.

(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/DUmmies/spookyownsaglock.jpg)

Didn't the cat grow thumbs and shoot itself? :whistling: :tongue:
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Has A System
Post by: Big Dog on July 13, 2014, 12:59:19 PM
^Look behind you.

(http://media.giphy.com/media/5bCC2YiXiCB5C/giphy.gif)