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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Gina on June 20, 2014, 02:29:51 PM
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So there are all the DUmmies we talk about all the time. Can we have a thread where you list the DUmmie and what they are known for?
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Who was the DUmmie that posted the artwork and recycled jewelry? Did they sell their stuff? Weren't they going to live off the money they made?
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So there are all the DUmmies we talk about all the time. Can we have a thread where you list the DUmmie and what they are known for?
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Madam, you have no idea what you're asking for; it'd be longer than War and Peace.
Best to just ask about a specific primitive. We're always receptive to inquiries here, as we're a public service.
Who was the DUmmie that posted the artwork and recycled jewelry? Did they sell their stuff? Weren't they going to live off the money they made?
That's Amber, the "Lady Freedom Returns" primitive, currently a supervisor at a "call center."
I dunno what happened with all of her art, other than that someone here actually and truly and really did buy one piece, to present it as an award at the conservativecave get-together down in Kansas City, Missouri, this coming August.
Originally from Joplin, Missouri, she got all upset and bent out of shape because of a tornado there three years ago; it's true it was a horrifying, terrorizing, experience, but I'm happy to report everybody who went through it but Amber, seems to have gotten over it.
She had an old fart as a boyfriend who ended up dumping her in Tucson, Arizona, leaving her marooned and penniless. She'd been shacking up with the guy for eleven years, but never thought to get married; if she'd done that, she'd have half of all that's his.
There's very good reasons women should demand a marriage license be hanging on the wall before they give a guy what he really wants.
So she returned to Joplin to the loving care of her sisters Crystal and Annette, but ungrateful for all the help and support they gave her, she took off for Tucson again, hoping to get back together with the old fart, which didn't happen.
And so now she's telemarketing.
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:lol: THAT'S what I'm talking about!!
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Madam, you have no idea what you're asking for; it'd be longer than War and Peace.
Best to just ask about a specific primitive. We're always receptive to inquiries here, as we're a public service.
That's Amber, the "Lady Freedom Returns" primitive, currently a supervisor at a "call center."
Wasn't there one that made jewelry to sell online and also force her nursing home patients to buy them.
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And so now she's telemarketing.
With an apartment provided free of charge by the taxpayers of Tucson, with free furniture that she chose herself, while getting experimental ultrasound brain-scrambling treatments, and a job in a coffee shop for the retarded, all within weeks of staggering off the Greyhound from Joplin.
Now she's a grizzled veteran of six weeks in the call center, climbing through the ranks of management but still worrying about those starry-eyed young recruits, arriving full of dreams of telemarketing glory.
Soon it'll be Amber Hoyt's voice you hear saying "this call may be monitored for quality or training purposes".
Compared to Amber Hoyt, Horatio Alger was a pessimist.
Of course, Amber's lying about everything.
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:lol: THAT'S what I'm talking about!!
Well, always feel free to ask.
We're here as a public service, for the Good of Humanity.
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Wasn't there one that made jewelry to sell online and also force her nursing home patients to buy them.
That was the hippywife primitive, Mrs. Alfred Packer.
She still sells her jewelry on Esty or Etsy or whatever it's called, but about three years ago, hippyhubby Wild Bill forced her to quit hanging around with the primitives in the cooking and baking forum, because he thought she should be paying more attention to him.
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Ok. Give me the back story on the following.
tavener
omaha
gnads
zappaman
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Ok. Give me the back story on the following.
tavener
omaha
gnads
zappaman
Taverner in one sentence: A socialist wannabe drug-addled jobless loser who thinks he's a musician.
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Omaha Steve wants to be elected to something. It doesn't really matter what it is as long as he is NOT elected to work.
Close your eyes and think of all the things that you don't know. Long list? Not for nadin. She knows everything. She's a trained historian which I suppose means that she'll dance or sit or something for a Scooby snack. She's also a journalist in the mold of mold. You know, like on bread.
zappaman slips up and sometimes gets a glimpse of reality. It'll eventually send him away from the DUmp as they don't care for glimpses of reality.
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Taverner in one sentence: A socialist wannabe drug-addled jobless loser who thinks he's a musician.
Someone should repost Mark's latest hit single.
It was haunting.
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Close your eyes and think of all the things that you don't know. Long list? Not for nadin. She knows everything. She's a trained historian which I suppose means that she'll dance or sit or something for a Scooby snack. She's also a journalist in the mold of mold. You know, like on bread.
All you need to do is refer to her résumé (http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=63006.0).
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Someone should repost Mark's latest hit single.
It was haunting.
Don't say I didn't warn any of you:
https://soundcloud.com/taverner420
Gina should check out Mark's signature tune, "Hitachi Dildo":
https://soundcloud.com/taverner420/interlude-hitachi-dildo
It's existential, or something.
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Tav's best DUmp quote: "When it comes to heroin, the media just wants to focus on the negatives."
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Taverner also started his own forum after getting kicked off of Skin's Island. Socialistamerian.com, or some such nonsense.
It wasn't long before the Russian spammers and CC trolls overran the place. I personally had seven accounts there at one time, and there was no telling how many others had more than one, too.
Mark, you should be able to remember me pretty easily. I'm the one who kept spamming your forum with this image:
(http://images7.wookmark.com/180282_shut-up-hippie-nixon.jpg)
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So she returned to Joplin to the loving care of her sisters Crystal and Annette, but ungrateful for all the help and support they gave her, she took off for Tucson again, hoping to get back together with the old fart, which didn't happen.
And so now she's telemarketing.
Frank, wasn't she going to walk to Washington State from Joplin at one point. Her and Dave were planning to leave in September and cross the continental divide in Winter. Maybe she was planning on having Dreamboat Dave as a snack on the way. At least I think that was the first I had heard about Amber. I think they made it almost to the Kansas border, but that seems at least 4 or 5 miles, and I don't think Amber could have made that in the week they took. Maybe I'm mistaken.
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Frank, wasn't she going to walk to Washington State from Joplin at one point. Her and Dave were planning to leave in September and cross the continental divide in Winter. Maybe she was planning on having Dreamboat Dave as a snack on the way. At least I think that was the first I had heard about Amber. I think they made it almost to the Kansas border, but that seems at least 4 or 5 miles, and I don't think Amber could have made that in the week they took. Maybe I'm mistaken.
You're just about spot on.
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=63691.0
[edit] When Amber backtracked to MO
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=64397.0
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http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=64397.0]
my Husband's Dad has passed away
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You're just about spot on.
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=63691.0
[edit] When Amber backtracked to MO
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=64397.0
I had forgotten that she was calling Dreamboat Dave her "husband".
Also, it was never clear that she understood there are mountains between Kansas and the Pacific.
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Gina should check out Mark's signature tune, "Hitachi Dildo":
https://soundcloud.com/taverner420/interlude-hitachi-dildo
It's existential, or something.
Sounds like a case of 'penis envy,' or similar . . . :whistling:
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Frank, wasn't she going to walk to Washington State from Joplin at one point. Her and Dave were planning to leave in September and cross the continental divide in Winter. Maybe she was planning on having Dreamboat Dave as a snack on the way. At least I think that was the first I had heard about Amber. I think they made it almost to the Kansas border, but that seems at least 4 or 5 miles, and I don't think Amber could have made that in the week they took. Maybe I'm mistaken.
Yeah, that was my first introduction to her, when they decided to walk out to Washington state.
They got to the Kansas border, and went back to Joplin.
I hadn't paid much attention to the geography of Missouri at the time--Kansas City, Columbia, and Kansas City was all I needed to know anyway--and had a vague impression Joplin was over on the southeastern part of the state.
"Well, at least they made it across Missouri," I thought; "and for a primitive, that's something."
And then later I found out Joplin's just a few miles east of Kansas.....
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Yeah, that was my first introduction to her, when they decided to walk out to Washington state.
They got to the Kansas border, and went back to Joplin.
I hadn't paid much attention to the geography of Missouri at the time--Kansas City, Columbia, and Kansas City was all I needed to know anyway--and had a vague impression Joplin was over on the southeastern part of the state.
"Well, at least they made it across Missouri," I thought; "and for a primitive, that's something."
And then later I found out Joplin's just a few miles east of Kansas.....
Fortunately for us Kansans, I got the road sign put up at the state line before the (future) Tucson Tart and Dreamboat Dave got there:
DUmmy, Don't let The Sun Set On You In Kansas
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Yeah, that was my first introduction to her, when they decided to walk out to Washington state.
They got to the Kansas border, and went back to Joplin.
I hadn't paid much attention to the geography of Missouri at the time--Kansas City, Columbia, and Kansas City was all I needed to know anyway--and had a vague impression Joplin was over on the southeastern part of the state.
"Well, at least they made it across Missouri," I thought; "and for a primitive, that's something."
And then later I found out Joplin's just a few miles east of Kansas.....
You don't say. :rofl:
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They got to the Kansas border, and went back to Joplin.
Just a minor correction- she actually ended up in Springfield after they turned back around in Kansas. I'm not sure how she got her fat ass back to Joplin after that.
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Tav's best DUmp quote: "When it comes to heroin, the media just wants to focus on the negatives."
OmG! :lmao:
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Just a minor correction- she actually ended up in Springfield after they turned back around in Kansas. I'm not sure how she got her fat ass back to Joplin after that.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ohBUYQJflU&feature=player_detailpage#t=148[/youtube]
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Mark, you should be able to remember me pretty easily. I'm the one who kept spamming your forum with this image:
(http://images7.wookmark.com/180282_shut-up-hippie-nixon.jpg)
I like this one:
(http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/NIXON_Full_no-sigy2.jpg)
I think Marky Mark would have probably liked it as well. :-)
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Omaha Steve wants to be elected to something. It doesn't really matter what it is as long as he is NOT elected to work.
Close your eyes and think of all the things that you don't know. Long list? Not for nadin. She knows everything. She's a trained historian which I suppose means that she'll dance or sit or something for a Scooby snack. She's also a journalist in the mold of mold. You know, like on bread.
zappaman slips up and sometimes gets a glimpse of reality. It'll eventually send him away from the DUmp as they don't care for glimpses of reality.
That's gold, FlippyDoo...GOLD !
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Sounds like a case of 'penis envy,' or similar . . . :whistling:
Add the fact that Hitachi doesn't make a dildo. They make a vibrator called the "Magic Wand". It's highly "regarded".
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Add the fact that Hitachi doesn't make a dildo. They make a vibrator called the "Magic Wand". It's highly "regarded".
Hitachi doesn't make a dildo, but they had one working for them, once.
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I dunno what happened with all of her art, other than that someone here actually and truly and really did buy one piece, to present it as an award at the conservativecave get-together down in Kansas City, Missouri, this coming August.
I would like to formally request said Caver to please post a picture of him/her holding LFR's "artwork" at the get-together this summer. I will bust a gut laughing, I promise!! :-)