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Title: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 18, 2014, 03:25:00 PM
A notice from Lord Marblehead, who has already updated the Dead DUmmy forum:
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Wed Jun 18, 2014, 01:15 PM
Star Member EarlG (13,922 posts)

I'm sorry to report that DUer Junkdrawer has passed away


I received a DU Mail from his wife last week, unfortunately since I was on vacation I only just got around to reading it. Here is the message:

"I would like to announce the death of my husband Richard (AKA "Junkdrawer") on 13 May 2014. Rich died ostensibly as a result of blunt force trauma to the upper body after a head-on collision. Nobody else was injured. They thought Rich was going to make it--he was able to tell them his name, address, & date of birth. Once en route to the hospital, however, he began experiencing some difficulty. When he arrived at the emergency room, they tried to revive him two or three times. He didn't make it...couldn't even hang on until I got there. This goes to prove that simply because one is driving a Subaru Forester does not mean that one will walk away unscathed."
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025116890#post27

A Subaru Forester. Even in death, one last little crumb of DUmp cred.

Probably on the way back from the local farmers' market, accompanied by his rescue mongrel.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: lastparker on June 18, 2014, 03:37:54 PM
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They thought Rich was going to make it--he was able to tell them his name, address, & date of birth.

What are the odds he gave his DU name?
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: Chris_ on June 18, 2014, 03:39:08 PM
Dropping like flies.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: USA4ME on June 18, 2014, 04:03:12 PM
Quote from:
EarlG

I'm sorry to report that DUer Junkdrawer has passed away

I received a DU Mail from his wife last week, unfortunately since I was on vacation I only just got around to reading it. Here is the message:

"I would like to announce the death of my husband Richard (AKA "Junkdrawer") on 13 May 2014. Rich died ostensibly as a result of blunt force trauma to the upper body after a head-on collision. Nobody else was injured. They thought Rich was going to make it--he was able to tell them his name, address, & date of birth. His last words were 'Bush is Hitler.'"

Fixed.

.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: USA4ME on June 18, 2014, 04:08:15 PM
You didn't post some of the funnier stuff.

Quote from:
Rich was a true progressive and a realist--almost to the point of pessimism. He joined DU in 2002 and you all have been a part of our dinnertime discussions until he died. I do not think that many of the DU members know just how smart Junkdrawer was; he was scary-smart. He had been a math/physics major as an undergrad many, many years ago and got into computers in the 1980s. He once told me, "There is no playground greater than the one in my head," but I went ahead & married him anyway!

Richard was very concerned about the direction this country is headed.  I was fond of saying, "Honey, if you're going to do intellectual battle, do intellectual battle with your equals." Very few people qualified.

A realist?  :rotf:

Scary smart?  :rotf:

"He once told me, "There is no playground greater than the one in my head."  :rotf:

"The watered-down liberal pabulum that has replaced any sort of true activism was distressing to him. Increasingly he found people on DU who were merely posing as liberals (I believe you all call them "Trolls"). Often this would anger him."

 :rotf:

"Honey, if you're going to do intellectual battle, do intellectual battle with your equals." Very few people qualified.

 :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

.


Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: Karin on June 18, 2014, 04:16:58 PM
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"Honey, if you're going to do intellectual battle, do intellectual battle with your equals." Very few people qualified.

That there was the funniest part. 

I didn't know this DUmmie very well, but I think I know more about his wife.  She starts out rather cold, clinical, and detached.  I thought maybe she was just trying to be dignified.  But then when she goes on with this high-handed, haughty stuff, she became just another condescending, arrogant DUmp democrat.   
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on June 18, 2014, 04:17:22 PM
(http://imageshack.com/a/img464/1002/dugravech5.jpg)
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: Carl on June 18, 2014, 04:25:20 PM
Sorry,even though he probably had family that loved him,the more I see and read what these low life mutts want to do to this country the more I smile at the demise of each and every one of them.

Enjoy the sizzling eternity you deserve Junkbrain.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: franksolich on June 18, 2014, 04:27:27 PM

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

I never heard of this primitive, who apparently wasn't ever even on the far fringes of this radar.

So this lumpenunterprimitiven already gets his memorial slab in the mortuary, while the late mountain man primitive, the "ThomWV" primitive, remains unhonored.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: franksolich on June 18, 2014, 04:32:15 PM
Dropping like flies.

But alas, not the right ones.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: catsmtrods on June 18, 2014, 05:01:50 PM
As soon as I read auto accident I knew!!  Subaru!! What have I been saying!
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: 67 Rover on June 18, 2014, 05:05:23 PM
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Wed Jun 18, 2014, 01:15 PM
Star Member EarlG (13,922 posts)

I'm sorry to report that DUer Junkdrawer has passed away


I received a DU Mail from his wife last week, unfortunately since I was on vacation I only just got around to reading it. Here is the message:

"I would like to announce the death of my husband Richard (AKA "Junkdrawer") on 13 May 2014. Rich died ostensibly as a result of blunt force trauma to the upper body after a head-on collision. Nobody else was injured. They thought Rich was going to make it--he was able to tell them his name, address, & date of birth. Once en route to the hospital, however, he began experiencing some difficulty. When he arrived at the emergency room, they tried to revive him two or three times. He didn't make it...couldn't even hang on until I got there. This goes to prove that simply because one is driving a Subaru Forester does not mean that one will walk away unscathed."


Phewwww. Thank God.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: Wineslob on June 18, 2014, 05:18:14 PM
Dropping like fliesFly Droppings.



FIFY
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: Gina on June 18, 2014, 05:25:20 PM
What a strange email from his wife.   :mental:
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: BattleHymn on June 18, 2014, 05:32:00 PM
Rumor has it that the junkdrawer primitive was swerving to miss another vehicle that was being piloted by a tall,  thin man with unusually long hair...
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: Chris_ on June 18, 2014, 05:40:04 PM
Looks like he was one of the last DU2 holdouts.  Check out this thread featuring the Walrus (koo koo kachoo) interacting with some forgettable primitives.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2478532
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: BadCat on June 18, 2014, 05:40:44 PM

Rot in hell, worthless piece of shit.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: thundley4 on June 18, 2014, 06:02:49 PM
[youtube]www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA09m4sqzog[/youtube]

 :hammer:
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: Tess Anderson on June 18, 2014, 06:53:25 PM
WHO???

What a strange email from his wife.   :mental:

Yes, she makes an announcement in an email. Wife sounds like a total bitch to me:

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Richard was very concerned about the direction this country is headed.  I was fond of saying, "Honey, if you're going to do intellectual battle, do intellectual battle with your equals." Very few people qualified.

then she goes and insults most of the other DUmmies with that, and they don't even notice it.  :whatever:
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 18, 2014, 08:20:44 PM
The only thing better than a dead DUmmy is two, or more, dead DUmmies.

I'm disappointed.

Until recently, every dead DUmmy sparked a sanctimony contest.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: BattleHymn on June 18, 2014, 08:31:57 PM
The only thing better than a dead DUmmy is two, or more, dead DUmmies.

I'm disappointed.

It's a shame they don't drop in threes, like their beloved celebrities. 
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 18, 2014, 08:35:17 PM
It's a shame they don't drop in threes, like their beloved celebrities.

Now that would be Utopia! :yahoo:
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: freedumb2003b on June 18, 2014, 08:39:42 PM
Dropping like flies.

The world is a smarter and less hate-filled place...
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 18, 2014, 08:57:39 PM

So this lumpenunterprimitiven already gets his memorial slab in the mortuary, while the late mountain man primitive, the "ThomWV" primitive, remains unhonored.

Maybe it's time for another "old buddy, old pal, how's it hanging" email to your partner.

No doubt his snubbing of ThomWV, one of the foremost DUmmies of his time, was inadvertent.

When the DUmp Hall of Fame is opened, on Martin Luther King Boulevard in some blue hellhole city, there's sure to be a Thom WV bust in there, complete with his necklace of self-extracted human teeth.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on June 18, 2014, 09:14:26 PM
....you all have been a part of our dinnertime discussions until he died. Afterwards, I loved spending hours cleaning half digested bits of spaghetti, tofu and phlem off the walls and floor.  What a guy!

And now, you know the rest of the story.

Good Day!
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 18, 2014, 09:21:39 PM
Funniest reply in the thread:
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Wed Jun 18, 2014, 02:39 PM
Star Member secondwind (4,024 posts)
120. What a beautiful tribute from his wife... sorry to hear that such an incredible

person's life was cut short... RIP, sir, you will not be forgotten.

DUmmies quickly forget even their dead stars, like dear murdered Andy and the aforementioned ThomWV.

This obscure waste of skin has already been forgotten.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: franksolich on June 18, 2014, 09:31:30 PM
Looks like he was one of the last DU2 holdouts.  Check out this thread featuring the Walrus (koo koo kachoo) interacting with some forgettable primitives.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2478532

That's a great link (from two years ago).

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Junkdrawer (1000+ posts) Fri Mar-02-12 06:33 AM
Original message

I gave DU3 a shot yesterday. This morning I saw an interesting (not mine) thread locked...

At the bottom of the OP I find:

This discussion thread was locked as off-topic by SidDithers (a host of the General Discussion forum).

What would be the point of posting in a forum where, the minute you start swaying people to your point of view, the discussion can be shut down by an over-the-top troll like SidDithers?

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No Elephants (1000+ posts) Fri Mar-02-12 06:51 AM
Response to Original message

1. Dunno, but I have a feeling this thread will be locked.

This is still a moderated forum. Sort of.

Why do you hide your profile?

All it really needs to show is the date you registered at DU and the number of posts you've made. I never understand why people find any need to hide those things.

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Junkdrawer (1000+ posts) Fri Mar-02-12 06:58 AM
Response to Reply #1

2. Back in 2005, I had (by default) everything open including my home email addy....

After some really nasty emails, I locked everything I could.

Next question.

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No Elephants (1000+ posts) Fri Mar-02-12 07:05 AM
Response to Reply #2

3. You can't get emails simply because your date of registration or actual number of posts show.

Take a look at my profile.

Next explanation.

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Junkdrawer (1000+ posts) Fri Mar-02-12 07:11 AM
Response to Reply #3

4. Oh, I could tweak my profile to suit you and my privacy concerns....

and IF I planned to stay....

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DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Fri Mar-02-12 10:19 AM
Response to Original message

5. Because over the top ****ing trolls rule there

IBTL

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pintobean (1000+ posts) Fri Mar-02-12 12:32 PM
Response to Original message

8. You guys should have

a facebook page, or something. Is there a back-up for when they pull the plug on this?

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DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Fri Mar-02-12 12:49 PM
Response to Reply #8

9. When it's over it's over

it's that simple. You'll notice most of us don't go to the Promised land at all. It won't change when they turn out the lights here.

Oh and welcome to DainBramaged Underground, where there are NO conflicts and we avoid the locusts from III like the plague.

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pintobean (1000+ posts) Fri Mar-02-12 01:03 PM
Response to Reply #9

10. I suspect you

all lurk at III quite a bit. I predict that when the lights go out here, most of you will morph into locusts and start posting there.

I like you, DB. You should come on over and make 3 more fun.

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DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Fri Mar-02-12 01:52 PM
Response to Reply #10

11. I suspect you're completely wrong

I haven't even looked there in close to two weeks. And It's been as long since I posted. I don't like III, I don't like where it's gong, I don't like how some of the sleaziest people I have ever 'met' are now the hall monitors there, and quite frankly, we have honest adult discussions here without people alerting on each other like children. The vendetta clique is gone from here. And those of us that remain like it that way.

Be well.

There's more, but that's all of Doug.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: ChuckJ on June 18, 2014, 09:39:07 PM
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DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Fri Mar-02-12 01:52 PM
Response to Reply #10

11. I suspect you're completely wrong

I haven't even looked there in close to two weeks. And It's been as long since I posted. I don't like III, I don't like where it's gong, I don't like how some of the sleaziest people I have ever 'met' are now the hall monitors there, and quite frankly, we have honest adult discussions here without people alerting on each other like children. The vendetta clique is gone from here. And those of us that remain like it that way.

Be well.

I wonder if any of the honest adult discussions over there included the best hiding spots for remotes.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: fatboy on June 18, 2014, 11:02:06 PM
Richard was fond of saying to the wife "honey, I was DUmmy born and DUmmy breed and when I die I will be DUmmy dead". Richard, who according to Richard was "scary smart" came up with the screen name "junkdrawer" one day while watching the wife from behind. As he watched Ms. Junkdrawer bend over to clean the cat box he thought to himself "damm, look at all that "junk in the trunk". A rather dim lightbulb came on and the next thing you know, DUmmy "I'm drunk and only wearing drawers" became DUmmy junkdrawer.

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Wed Jun 18, 2014, 01:15 PM
Star Member EarlG (13,922 posts)

"...... This goes to prove that simply because one is driving a Subaru Forester does not mean that one will walk away unscathed." :hammer:
Hence the reason I drive a Mercedes Benz.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: Dblhaul on June 19, 2014, 12:04:26 AM
Never heard of this DUmmie..  probally a made up poster.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: Tucker on June 19, 2014, 05:25:17 AM
Never heard of her.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 19, 2014, 05:37:16 AM
Hence the reason I drive a Mercedes Benz.

I drive a Toyota, but I don't go head-on into oncoming traffic, and I wear my seat belt.  Wearing a seat belt in my GTI, waaay back in 1988, saved my life.  'Blunt-force trauma to the upper body' sounds as if said DUmmie wasn't wearing one, and just trusted the Forester to keep it invulnerable to stupidity.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: Karin on June 19, 2014, 08:20:45 AM
That "They Lived" commercial for Subaru is a little untimely.  Oh well. 
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: Chris_ on June 19, 2014, 09:23:17 AM
I drive a Toyota, but I don't go head-on into oncoming traffic, and I wear my seat belt.  Wearing a seat belt in my GTI, waaay back in 1988, saved my life.  'Blunt-force trauma to the upper body' sounds as if said DUmmie wasn't wearing one, and just trusted the Forester to keep it invulnerable to stupidity.
You'd think the wife would have mentioned a seatbelt if he was wearing it at the time. 
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: landofconfusion80 on June 19, 2014, 09:50:31 AM
You'd think the wife would have mentioned a seatbelt if he was wearing it at the time.

If he was smarter than everyone else.... what does this say about everyone else?
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: Gina on June 19, 2014, 10:19:16 AM
I drive a Toyota, but I don't go head-on into oncoming traffic, and I wear my seat belt.  Wearing a seat belt in my GTI, waaay back in 1988, saved my life.  'Blunt-force trauma to the upper body' sounds as if said DUmmie wasn't wearing one, and just trusted the Forester to keep it invulnerable to stupidity.

I buy the biggest vehicles available.  I'm going to be better protected with a huge vehicle.  :-)  Plus it's fun to run little Smart cars off the road.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: landofconfusion80 on June 19, 2014, 10:42:38 AM
I buy the biggest vehicles available.  I'm going to be better protected with a huge vehicle.  :-)  Plus it's fun to run little Smart cars off the road.

Gina out test driving the good rig:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t00UViPIjtQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: thundley4 on June 19, 2014, 11:15:30 AM
That "They Lived" commercial for Subaru is a little untimely.  Oh well.

Every time I see that commercial on TV, I think about how the people that lost loved ones in one of their cars feel about that.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: Karin on June 19, 2014, 11:20:38 AM
I'm surprised it hasn't been yanked.  Aside from taste, it also implies that you are somewhat bullet-proof if you drive a Subaru.  In this litigious society, is that a good idea? 
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: Gina on June 19, 2014, 11:42:45 AM
Gina out test driving the good rig:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t00UViPIjtQ[/youtube]

Yup.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: thundley4 on June 19, 2014, 11:51:39 AM
I'm surprised it hasn't been yanked.  Aside from taste, it also implies that you are somewhat bullet-proof if you drive a Subaru.  In this litigious society, is that a good idea?

Just to cover their butts, they need to include a disclaimer of some sort.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 19, 2014, 11:55:26 AM
I'd like to see Harley Davidson run commercials like that.

They could use some of those great YouTube motorcycle crash videos, and call them "They Died".
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: 67 Rover on June 19, 2014, 12:05:37 PM
I buy the biggest vehicles available.  I'm going to be better protected with a huge vehicle.  :-)  Plus it's fun to run little Smart cars off the road.

Smart cars not being so smart.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: Carl on June 19, 2014, 12:06:13 PM
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=96727.0 (http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=96727.0)

This is why the death of a DUmbass is cause for celebration.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: Zathras on June 20, 2014, 10:28:56 AM
A DUmbass has died? That explains why the sun is shining brighter, the air smells sweeter and why I'm that much happier today.

The only good DUmbass is a dead DUmbass. It's just too bad he didn't suffer in pain and agony before passing.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 20, 2014, 10:46:12 AM
That's one.

Good things come in threes.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: Tucker on June 20, 2014, 11:18:31 AM
That's one.

Good things come in threes.

I would be willing to swap the remaining two for one as long as it's the right one.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: franksolich on June 20, 2014, 12:30:11 PM
I would be willing to swap the remaining two for one as long as it's the right one.

You must have a shorter list than I do.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: BattleHymn on June 20, 2014, 12:37:14 PM
You must have a shorter list than I do.

Do you find it easier to take out a primitive when you are wielding one or two S&K wrenches? I would imagine two wrenches would be more efficient, but one wrench would be easier to conceal when the deed has been done. 
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: thundley4 on June 20, 2014, 12:40:23 PM
I would be willing to swap the remaining two for one as long as it's the right one.

How would you decide the "right one"?
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: franksolich on June 20, 2014, 12:42:02 PM
Do you find it easier to take out a primitive when you are wielding one or two S&K wrenches? I would imagine two wrenches would be more efficient, but one wrench would be easier to conceal when the deed has been done.

Uh, what was done with the late red round one, and then later the primitive woman bothered by cold weather, the "TroubleInWinter" primitive, didn't involve any S/K adjustable wrenches.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: 67 Rover on June 20, 2014, 12:44:13 PM
How would you decide the "right one"?

Obviously the one he chose for the DUmmie death pool.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: BattleHymn on June 20, 2014, 12:45:22 PM
Uh, what was done with the late red round one, and then later the primitive woman bothered by cold weather, the "TroubleInWinter" primitive, didn't involve any S/K adjustable wrenches.

That's probably for the best.  A wrench is practically your calling card. 
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: Tucker on June 20, 2014, 12:45:50 PM
How would you decide the "right one"?

I limited to how much I can expand the reply. Repercussions could be severe.

I'd like to state here and now that I do not plan any acts of aggressions against any person, either private or elected.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: franksolich on June 20, 2014, 12:47:11 PM
How would you decide the "right one"?

Actually, any time any primitive springs loose of this mortal coil, it's a "win" for humanity in general.

But some of us think some would be bigger "wins" than others.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 20, 2014, 01:10:21 PM
Do you find it easier to take out a primitive when you are wielding one or two S&K wrenches? I would imagine two wrenches would be more efficient, but one wrench would be easier to conceal when the deed has been done.

That reminds me of Lester Nygaard's hammer.
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/nygaard_zps37464aaa.jpg)
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: RobJohnson on June 21, 2014, 06:11:26 AM
That was my mole.
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: diesel driver on June 21, 2014, 06:22:28 AM
How would you decide the "right one"?

Is there such a thing as a "wrong one"?   :lol:
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 22, 2014, 09:16:18 PM
[youtube]www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA09m4sqzog[/youtube]

 :hammer:

And well he might have, but for the giant unsecured organic eggplant he had just purchased at the local farmers' market, from an undocumented Eastern European Socialist trying to make a new life for himself here.  Ten pounds of solid vegetable smacking into the back of his head at thirty miles an hour undid all the good that airbags and crashworthiness engineering could do, in one careless and seemingly-trivial decision about cargo stowage...

 :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Another Dead DUmmy
Post by: Big Dog on June 23, 2014, 08:05:42 AM
Richard was fond of saying to the wife "honey, I was DUmmy born and DUmmy breed and when I die I will be DUmmy dead". Richard, who according to Richard was "scary smart" came up with the screen name "junkdrawer" one day while watching the wife from behind.

That makes sense.

One night the DUmmy was feeling frisky, and he whispered in her ear, "Honey, let me stick it in your junk drawer".

The very next day, Mrs. junkdrawer posted at the DUmp about his untimely death.