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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on June 09, 2014, 06:58:01 PM
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Amber is so stupid she doesn't know people hate surveys and direct marketing phone calls:
Mon Jun 9, 2014, 02:32 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (7,573 posts)
Why on earth don't younger voters ( under 50) want to do political polls?
We have spent a MONTH! Trying to get the under 50 group polled in a national poll. The over 50 went fast, but not the under 50. It was like pulling teeth yourself with just a pair of needle nose pliers and no numbing agent.
They are political polls, a good time to give your two cents, yet they get hung up on
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025070315
Mon Jun 9, 2014, 02:40 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (7,573 posts)
2. But we have been calling cell phones as well.
The FCC has open up the use of cell phones, thus is why we must ask if the are on a cell phone and in a safe place to talk. Called many on a cell phone, but get the same type of answer, "Do not do political surveys".
I would thing people would want to get more say and this is a way to do it. But not the younger crowd.
Mon Jun 9, 2014, 02:42 PM
tk2kewl (13,134 posts)
3. maybe you need to poll via text message
Mon Jun 9, 2014, 02:44 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (7,573 posts)
4. That is a thought...
Think I'll pass that idea to the boss...It might work.
Great idea, Miss Hoyt! We need to promote you!
Mon Jun 9, 2014, 03:02 PM
Xithras (14,660 posts)
9. FYI, "cold texting" is illegal.
And unlike the laws banning cold calling, there are few exceptions for political uses. Per the FCC, commercial texts can only be sent if there is prior consent, or in a declared emergency. Keep in mind that a LOT of people still pay for their text messages.
Damn! People pay for texts? We need another executive order.
Junk calls are apparently a popular career for the mentally-ill:
Mon Jun 9, 2014, 02:51 PM
fizzgig (20,329 posts)
7. i work in market research and know your pain
and i'm sure there are a lot of barriers. the cell/land line issue is one of them, but that's easily remedied as you mentioned. we get a lot of older people who do it, i think, just so they have someone to talk to. the time and day of the week you call also makes a big difference.
Hilarious that she calls a phone bank "market research"!
Mon Jun 9, 2014, 02:57 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (7,573 posts)
8. We call from, depending on the time zone and rules, 5pm to 9pm
So, Amber is the reason for millions of cancelled landline telephone accounts.
One of the few DUmmies who makes sense:
Mon Jun 9, 2014, 04:22 PM
JVS (61,551 posts)
26. Because when someone calls up and wants time or money the nearly universal answer is "**** off"
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I wonder how long this job will last?
Cheap hoe is Ambers true calling.
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I wonder how long this job will last?
Cheap hoe is Ambers true calling.
.. or a shot girt.
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Mon Jun 9, 2014, 02:44 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (7,573 posts)
4. That is a thought...
Think I'll pass that idea to the boss...It might work.
"The boss"? She's starting to sound like the bald dwarf.
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tk2kewl (13,134 posts)
3. maybe you need to poll via text message
Yes. The half-literate Amber should type for a living...
...so she can hurry-up and starve.
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Yes. The half-literate Amber should type for a living...
...so she can hurry-up and starve.
That could take a while... :lmao:
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I think Amber would be doing much better as a shot girl back in Joplin.
Since Dreamboat Dave has kicked her to the curb, there's nothing to keep her in Tucson (except the stupidly generous Tucson taxpayers).
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If she were to apologize to Crystal Naydean, for unpaid debts, for the bedbug infestation, and for her ingratitude, Amber could probably find a home back in Joplin in Crystal Naydean's government single-wide.
She could go back to pursuing her dream of a shot girl career, while keeping her day job in the convenient store.
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Fundamentally the big question here is what should a professional communicator, complete with a BA degree in professional communications, do?
I say fight fire with fire. As soon as someone picks up the phone, Amber should hang up on them! Give them a taste of their own medicine.
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Why not take a bunch of free McD coupons to the college and around town and do the man on the street polls.
She would probably fill up her quota in no time.
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Why not take a bunch of free McD coupons to the college and around town and do the man on the street polls.
She would probably fill up her quota in no time.
She would keep and use the coupons and falsify the poll data. Liberals are just that way.
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She would keep and use the coupons
There is no way that Amber would understand how to use a McDonald's coupon.
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There is no way that Amber would understand how to use a McDonald's coupon.
That might be why she keeps getting hang ups over and over again too. She probably knows how to dial only one phone number.
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Mon Jun 9, 2014, 02:40 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (7,573 posts)
2. But we have been calling cell phones as well.
The FCC has open up the use of cell phones, thus is why we must ask if the are on a cell phone and in a safe place to talk. Called many on a cell phone, but get the same type of answer, "Do not do political surveys".
I would thing people would want to get more say and this is a way to do it. But not the younger crowd.
Listen turdmuffin! Our politicians aren't listening to polls anyway. How many are against Obamacare and have been on every damn poll? Is there one overwhelming poll where everyone says "I adore Obamacare"? No.
I would so hang up on you. You already steal my money, you aren't getting your hands on my time. :bird:
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:rotf: Is that Vanilla Ice? :rotf: :rotf:
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:rotf: Is that Vanilla Ice? :rotf: :rotf:
No, Vanilla pudding.
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I would be willing to bet that Amber changes respondents answers to give the results that she wants.
If she were to ask 30 people what they thought about the job performance of half black muslim from Kenya, 29 would tell her that he sux. Amber would flip the results to show that 29 people love him.
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I'm definitely over 50, and Mrs. SVPete and I decline to respond to political polls. So I guess that makes me weird, not that that is news to me. I'll give a free hint ... many people don't trust pollsters ... many people don't trust the skews media.
Oops! That was two hints. I'm generous as well as self-consciously weird.
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Mon Jun 9, 2014, 02:32 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (7,573 posts)
Why on earth don't younger voters ( under 50) want to do political polls?
We have spent a MONTH! Trying to get the under 50 group polled in a national poll. The over 50 went fast, but not the under 50. It was like pulling teeth yourself with just a pair of needle nose pliers and no numbing agent.
Thinking the poll of over 50 didn't go so well for the idiot.
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There is no way that Amber would understand how to use a McDonald's coupon.
I guess it all depends on if her carpool stops at McDonald's
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I wonder what the odds are of another EF5 hitting that call center??? :-)
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Amber...I know you lurk over here so let me give you some advice on how to make your under 50 poll a success.
Make the calls on a weekend.
See sweetie you've making the mistake of calling people during the week...and thos people you're talking to that don't want to talk to you...are hard working Republican types who care more about providing for their family than answering your silly skewed questions.
If you do your calling on the weekend you'll get your responses because all you'll be talking to are out of work Libtards like yourself.
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That could take a while... :lmao:
Post of the day.
As for LFR, maybe while she is polling she can telemarket some of her highly acclaimed art and ceramics.
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I wonder what the odds are of another EF5 hitting that call center??? :-)
we can only hope. "Two birds with one stone" comes to mind...
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Mon Jun 9, 2014, 02:32 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (7,573 posts)
Why on earth don't younger voters ( under 50) want to do political polls?
We have spent a MONTH!
Has it been a hole month already?!?!
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we can only hope. "Two birds with one stone" comes to mind...
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Wrong thread ?
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According to the fizzy one, Amber is right at the minumum wage level. For an individual with a BA degree in communications, I think this is an outrage!
Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Original post)
Mon Jun 9, 2014, 02:51 PM
fizzgig (20,329 posts)
.......with the mid-terms around the corner, i urge all people to take the polls. just keep in mind these are people working for not much more than minimum wage and it's how they get paid.
Amber needs to get on the stick and organize a strike or something and demand a $15.00/hour "living" wage. And the rest of the DUmp should be doing their part, boycotting phone polls until such time as they start handing over the bucks to the workers! Phone poll workers unite in solidarity!
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According to the fizzy one, Amber is right at the minumum wage level. For an individual with a BA degree in communications, I think this is an outrage!
Amber needs to get on the stick and organize a strike or something and demand a $15.00/hour "living" wage. And the rest of the DUmp should be doing their part, boycotting phone polls until such time as they start handing over the bucks to the workers! Phone poll workers unite in solidarity!
I'm of an opinion that they should all walk off of the job, follow "Lady Freedom's" torch into the desert, find the nearest dry wash to hunker down in, and let the coyotes do the rest.
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Wrong thread ?
:rofl: :lol: