Because they would discuss what color goat or dog they were going.......and that would be racist.
Because they would discuss what color goat or dog they were going.......and that would be racist.
Well, I'm getting the impression that, by the silence of the primitives, it all didn't turn out as great as they thought it would.Yeah, all that free love when they were young has now left them all alone, depressed and bitter. That's why they hate conservatives that limited their sex partners and are now able to grow old with a loving companion.
Everything they do is ****ing stupid.
This would just be more of the same.
Yeah, all that free love when they were young has now left them all alone, depressed and bitter. That's why they hate conservatives that limited their sex partners and are now able to grow old with a loving companion.
Uh huh.
I give you the.....windy primitive, the primitive with creases under her buttocks.
All that romping around with everything and anything that moved, and look at her now.
But it could be interesting, resolving certain curiosities.
Or at what angle does one approach a beach-ball with short legs?
I'm up for any sexual convo, but their's. :panic:
Frank, you don't have a mini crush on gNads do you? :naughty:
I suspect if many of them discussed their sexual activities it would result in arrests and prosecutions.
Absolutely not. Cal Pig might write another poem about it.
No, not at all.Are you aware of the phrase "too fat to ****"?
It's just that the "mechanics" of things, any things, interest me.
.....I have always found it anomalous that a site which is supposedly for the edgiest members of the most-libertine political party has such prudish rules on this topic.
That's it, that was my purpose in posting on this rather, uh, delicate subject.
These are the people who said "let it all hang out," "if it feels good, do it," "anything goes," "it's just a clump of cells easily removed," &c., &c., &c.
The primitives, in their younger days as hippies, invented "free love".
So how come they don't talk about it?
Maybe it didn't work out like they thought it would? Maybe?
Maybe it didn't work out like they thought it would? Maybe?
What, just because they all ended up miserable, ill-used, broke, and alone? Surely not!But they were, like, totally destroying the patriarchal power structure by doing so, man. :whatever:
**** no.
Calpeg sex thread. Need I say more?
If we really want the DOTY nominations to take off.... absolutely!
I said absolutely not, because there's not enough brain bleach supply. Anyway, they're all so hideous, I doubt anybody's getting anything.
What kind of husband is that?
Again, I post my advisory:
:runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
Well, look what he's working with... can you really blame him?
Well, I'm rather more of the opinion that she's got the harder job.
Remember my gallantry towards women; if they're on the non-lithe, non-svelte side, I tend to "subtract" a hundred pounds or so in the mind*, so they end up "looking" aesthetic.
*the cousin excepted.
I said absolutely not, because there's not enough brain bleach supply.
That's what I was thinking too.
PhDD did write about having sex once, I think it included a lot of margaritas.
Well, I'm getting the impression that, by the silence of the primitives, it all didn't turn out as great as they thought it would.Can they, in this instance be referred to as lambs ?
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lol Now look what you've done. Oh my. Oh DEAR!
oh crap
Discussions about sex are no different then talking about what other physical actions one is doing.....
It is the liberals that keep the subject taboo.....
One thing not discussed in sex education class is how to have sex with a pregnant woman. We still live in a world of prudes even in medical schools.
My thinking is the missionary position was encouraged by the the sex workers so they got more business from their married customers.
The Churches encouraged this practice as they had more guilty men trying to save their souls by giving more money in the collection plate.
Wives loved it as they had a few months each year of not having a sweaty, smelly husband all over them.
Discussions about sex are no different then talking about what other physical actions one is doing, eating, sleeping, constarpation, an ingrown toe nail.
It is the Liberals that keep the keep the subject Taboo, so we will except gay life and not think too much about it. :fuelfire:
Bring it on Libs, I learn more about life from them and it is not pretty.
One thing not discussed in sex education class is how to have sex with a pregnant woman.......
Not only no but HELL NO!!!!! Who wants to read about two fat unwashed lizzies licking split? Or two queers packing fudge? Not me!!!!