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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: fatboy on April 08, 2014, 01:30:49 PM
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Trying to add another notch to her resume, upstage nads
Mon Apr 7, 2014, 03:23 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (7,183 posts)
VIBES PLEASE!!!!! Fingers crossed for a new part time job!
Last edited Tue Apr 8, 2014, 01:21 PM - Edit history (1)
It is a part time + job that pays $10 an hour. it is with a political consulting firm!
I go in at 9:30 a.m for interview!!!!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018602199
Response to OffWithTheirHeads (Reply #2)
Mon Apr 7, 2014, 04:35 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (7,183 posts)
6. Thank you!
It is something right up my alley! And since I just got my transcripts from the Dept. of Education, I can move up quick!
Response to shenmue (Reply #14)
Tue Apr 8, 2014, 10:58 AM
Lady Freedom Returns (7,183 posts)
16. Thank you!
This will give me a little more money, still have time open for my treatments, and over time, move up.
That is why I want this so bad!
Amber needs some vibes.
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Lady Freedumb--political consultant.
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Lady Freedom Returns
it is with a political consulting firm!
Just how desperate are the Dems?
So what would you rather have; Pedro drawing speech bubbles, Amber providing advice, or a gun with two bullets?
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Just how desperate are the Dems?
I guess were gonna find out!
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I guess were gonna find out!
:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
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I think she got lost
http://betterment.democraticunderground.com/1018602599
Lady Freedom Returns (7,183 posts)
Man oh man!
Waiting on the SunTran Customer Service to open. The directions I got online to my interview is wrong!
Still plenty of time but,
or late
Lady Freedom Returns (7,183 posts)
1. My stop is at E SPEEDWAY BLVD @ N CATALINA AVE,
Relief!!!!!
Good way to make an impression
Lady Freedom Returns (7,183 posts)
17. Luckily they moved the time and now I have the right instructions to get there! Leaving now! Wish me (a bouncy?)
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The only real question in my mind is, will Amber take her PIVL (post interview victory lap) on the already established thread or open up a new one?
My gut tells me it will rate a new one.
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Lady Freedom Returns (7,183 posts)
Man oh man!
Waiting on the SunTran Customer Service to open. The directions I got online to my interview is wrong!
Still plenty of time but,
Why is she posting on the DUmp rather than hiking it to the damn interview? :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
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What the hell kind of political consulting firm has 10.00/hr jobs outside of mopping floors and emptying waste baskets? :rotf:
Amber already failed at that back in Missouri.
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Me thinks that Ambers big career opportunity is going to involve a lot of dialing and reciting "please hold to listen to this important message from Sen. (insert Dem politician here) " .....
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The only real question in my mind is, will Amber take her PIVL (post interview victory lap) on the already established thread or open up a new one?
My gut tells me it will rate a new one.
Her post is over 4 hours old. Inquiring minds want to know the outcome.
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:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
Maybe it is a GOP firm looking for the poster child of the typical democrat welfare parasite.
The only thing she is qualified for.
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She's going to be a phone monkey at a call center. She'll call herself a "political consultant," but (a) no, she's ****ing not, and (b) she may very well be shilling for a Republican or one of their causes.
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For a 9:30 am appointment:
Tue Apr 8, 2014, 11:32 AM
Lady Freedom Returns (7,183 posts)
Man oh man!
Waiting on the SunTran Customer Service to open. The directions I got online to my interview is wrong!
Still plenty of time but,
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For a 9:30 am appointment:
There is absolutely no way she is going to keep her story straight for the explanations as to why she remains unemployedThis response is in the OP at this link http://betterment.democraticunderground.com/1018602199
Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Original post)
Tue Apr 8, 2014, 01:21 PM Lady Freedom Returns (7,183 posts)
17. Luckily they moved the time and now I have the right instructions to get there! Leaving now! Wish me
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For the record I hope she gets the job. And I hope she gets paid $1000 an hour. The Dems deserve to pay every penny out for creating ill-informed moochers like her, and then some.
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The DU time stamp you see is your local time, not hers.
Tue Apr 8, 2014, 08:32 AM
Lady Freedom Returns (7,183 posts)
Man oh man!
Tue Apr 8, 2014, 10:21 AM
Lady Freedom Returns (7,183 posts)
17. Luckily they moved the time and now I have the right instructions to get there!
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The DU time stamp you see is your local time, not hers.
I like to use the column with last post timeLuckily they moved the time and now I have the right instructions to get there! Leaving now! Wish me Lady Freedom Returns3 hrs ago
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I'm sure Amber Hoyt would be just as skilled a political consultant as Rob McGrath.
And by the way,
I just got my transcripts from the Dept. of Education
When did people start getting their college transcripts from the "Dept. of Education"?
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And by the way,
When did people start getting their college transcripts from the "Dept. of Education"?
You have to just relax and enjoy the show, dude.
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Hmmm. My first thought was, "At least she isn't handling money."
BUT.
Political groups work with donations, she could be sorting through those.
Just another reason to never ever send cash through the mail.
and yet another reason firms look potential employees on the net. Her new pay masters could well read
up on dearest Amber right here.
:lol: Hi Political Consulting Firm! You are about to go where eagles fear to tread. You are about to hire the black hole of emotional need who will suck you dry. But nothing ventured nothing gained, right?
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I can't think of a better person to be the face of the democrat party than Amber- on phone, or in person.
This is great news.
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For the record I hope she gets the job.
Me too. She'll be able to pay at least 30% in payroll taxes, and enroll in Obamacare.
Let's see how much she likes being on the other end of Democrat policies.
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What the hell kind of political consulting firm has 10.00/hr jobs outside of mopping floors and emptying waste baskets? :rotf:
Amber already failed at that back in Missouri.
Card table and a stack of voter reg forms outside the Circle K.
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Lady Freedom Returns
It is something right up my alley!
Meaning: the alley next to the Plasma Center, and the Dumpster where she made $5 a blowjob.
Note: I avoided the obvious joke about something being up Amber's "alley".
(http://purplejesus.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/hotdoghallway.jpg)
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Mon Apr 7, 2014, 04:35 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (7,183 posts)
6. Thank you!
It is something right up my alley!
Amber doesn't roll on Shabbas!
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Inquiring DUmpmonkey wants to know.
Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Original post)
Tue Apr 8, 2014, 10:19 PM
Star Member irisblue (2,273 posts)
20. HEY!!!!LFR!!!
well??
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The suspense is killing me.
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Why is she posting on the DUmp rather than hiking it to the damn interview? :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
I never rely on anyone else to give me directions. I take time beforehand and plan my route. How crazy. Guess she can always blame someone else doing it her way.
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The directions I got online to my interview is wrong!
Spoken like a communications major and political consultant!
Seems to me that online directions from one place to another are probably more reliable than Amber's ability to read them.
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Spoken like a communications major and political consultant!
Seems to me that online directions from one place to another are probably more reliable than Amber's ability to read them.
What happened was, it was the printers fault. The printer printed all the directions on the WRONG side of the paper. She had to hold the paper up to the light to read the directions but that made it all backwards. She was doing a miraculous job of just getting to where she did! Don't judge her until you've printed a thousand directions out on her printer and tried to follow them!!!
KC
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I make a practice run for job interviews, if I'm not familiar with the area.
GOBUCKS, that's what I thought too, about the Dept. of Education. Of course that's not where they come from. But, it's typical in their thinking that all needs come from the font of government.
I'm enjoying this saga immensely.
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I make a practice run for job interviews, if I'm not familiar with the area.
GOBUCKS, that's what I thought too, about the Dept. of Education. Of course that's not where they come from. But, it's typical in their thinking that all needs come from the font of government.
I'm enjoying this saga immensely.
I bet she didn't actually even have a job interview.
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I bet she didn't actually even have a job interview.
Possible jobs:
A pimp looking to increase his stable of prostitutes.
A drug cartel looking for drug mules
A convenient store on the bad side of town
A no tell motel looking for a desk clerk
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My bet is a call center.
Tucson must be loaded with call centers, to take advantage of low-cost illegal mexicans, indians, and vagrants like Amber.
After a few years experience, Amber could take over for Rachel at cardmember services.
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I bet she didn't actually even have a job interview.
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My bet is a call center.
Tucson must be loaded with call centers, to take advantage of low-cost illegal mexicans, indians, and vagrants like Amber.
After a few years experience, Amber could take over for Rachel at cardmember services.
Hello... my name Amber. :rotf:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8Y6QcxhiD8[/youtube]
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDXo17m5gMw[/youtube]
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDXo17m5gMw[/youtube]
An alternate script for that commercial would begin with:
"My dear Amber, this is Calpig! I need my card replaced!"
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An alternate script for that commercial would begin with:
"My dear Amber, this is Calpig! I need my card replaced!"
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Amber inspired!!! Ooops! You not pay bill. No credit card for you!!!!!
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:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Amber inspired!!! Ooops! You not pay bill. No credit card for you!!!!!
:rotf:
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So, $10.00/hr and all the cash she can find stuffed in donation envelopes. Got it.
Now all we have to do is find a way for LFR to not even be present to earn the hourly rate.
Failing that at least find a way for her to sleep or perform some other unproductive tasks that may be to her liking while on the clock.