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Title: Amber outdoes New Jersey Cher; provokes reply from dear old sweet Lu
Post by: franksolich on April 02, 2014, 02:18:40 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/115740696

Oh my.

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Lady Freedom Returns (7,087 posts)    Mon Mar 31, 2014, 04:24 PM

So I played with my food again.

This time salad.

I took a cup of blueberries and puree them. Then added a table spoon of onions and half a crushed clove of garlic. I placed in a saucepan, on low, till I could taste the flavors mingling.
 
While still warm, I added Balsamic vinegar and just a touch of olive oil.

I let it set for a day in the refrigerator and then pored over a salad mix, a small can of Mandarin Oranges, and thin sliced (and diced) honey ham.
 
Yum!

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Lucinda (17,713 posts)   Wed Apr 2, 2014, 12:24 AM

1. Not a combo I would have thought of!

Thanks for the post - may have to give it a try

The thread's a few days old, and no other primitive bothered to comment.

One wonders why.
Title: Re: Amber outdoes New Jersey Cher; provokes reply from dear old sweet Lu
Post by: Dori on April 02, 2014, 02:27:18 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/115740696

Oh my.

The thread's a few days old, and no other primitive bothered to comment.

One wonders why.


She gets very few, if any replies, to most of her threads. Guess she just doesn't fit into any of the Dmmy cliques.  You know, like those kids in HS that would get ignored, no matter how hard they tried to join a group.





 



Title: Re: Amber outdoes New Jersey Cher; provokes reply from dear old sweet Lu
Post by: Rebel on April 02, 2014, 02:40:56 PM
I thought she was in a shelter?
Title: Re: Amber outdoes New Jersey Cher; provokes reply from dear old sweet Lu
Post by: Dori on April 02, 2014, 02:57:23 PM
I thought she was in a shelter?

She was.  Now she's in her section 8 apt living the good life on the hard earned tax money and generosity of Tucson.

Title: Re: Amber outdoes New Jersey Cher; provokes reply from dear old sweet Lu
Post by: marv on April 02, 2014, 03:13:20 PM
I'm waiting for her to go with onion and garlic in apple pie or chocolate pudding.....
Title: Re: Amber outdoes New Jersey Cher; provokes reply from dear old sweet Lu
Post by: Skul on April 02, 2014, 03:25:42 PM
Ketchup and peanut butter sammich.  :yahoo:
Title: Re: Amber outdoes New Jersey Cher; provokes reply from dear old sweet Lu
Post by: dane on April 02, 2014, 03:38:47 PM
During my Navy career I tried many foods in many places.  Bar B Que or roasted chicken feet was a dish I never, ever would order.

Amber just invented another item I would never, ever try.
Title: Re: Amber outdoes New Jersey Cher; provokes reply from dear old sweet Lu
Post by: lastparker on April 02, 2014, 03:39:35 PM
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I placed in a saucepan, on low, till I could taste the flavors mingling.

That sounds very painful.
Title: Re: Amber outdoes New Jersey Cher; provokes reply from dear old sweet Lu
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 02, 2014, 03:43:50 PM
I'm pretty sure you'll find blueberries and balsamic vinegar in just about every Section 8 slum kitchen. They're staples.

I picked up some fresh blueberries yesterday. They were $4.99 for six ounces.

I guess that's how you stretch those food stamps.
Title: Re: Amber outdoes New Jersey Cher; provokes reply from dear old sweet Lu
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 02, 2014, 03:44:52 PM
That sounds very painful.

Hopefully she had her tongue on the saucepan.
Title: Re: Amber outdoes New Jersey Cher; provokes reply from dear old sweet Lu
Post by: Skul on April 02, 2014, 04:08:18 PM
Hopefully she had her tongue on the saucepan.
I hope it got stuck.  :wink:
Title: Re: Amber outdoes New Jersey Cher; provokes reply from dear old sweet Lu
Post by: BattleHymn on April 02, 2014, 05:12:16 PM
Her post shows she edited it twice.  The cache reveals the items she corrected:

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This time salad.

I took a cup of blueberries and puree them. Then added a table spoon of onons and half a crushed clove of garlic. I placed in a saucepan, on low, till I could taste the flavors mingling.

Wile still warm, I added Balsamic vinegar and just a touch of olive oil.

I let it set for a day in the refrigerator and then pored over a salad mix, a small can of Mandarin Oranges, and thin sliced (and diced) honey ham.

I really want to see her capstone project. 
Title: Re: Amber outdoes New Jersey Cher; provokes reply from dear old sweet Lu
Post by: Carl on April 02, 2014, 05:14:51 PM
Blueberries and onions?

****ing lunatic.
Title: Re: Amber outdoes New Jersey Cher; provokes reply from dear old sweet Lu
Post by: BattleHymn on April 02, 2014, 05:16:30 PM
Blueberries and onions?

****ing lunatic.

Onons, Carl, onons.   :-)

Title: Re: Amber outdoes New Jersey Cher; provokes reply from dear old sweet Lu
Post by: FlippyDoo on April 02, 2014, 06:40:13 PM
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Lady Freedom Returns (7,087 posts)    Mon Mar 31, 2014, 04:24 PM

So I played with my food again.

This time salad.

I took a cup of blueberries and puree them. Then added a table spoon of onions and half a crushed clove of garlic. I placed in a saucepan, on low, till I could taste the flavors mingling.
 
While still warm, I added Balsamic vinegar and just a touch of olive oil.

I let it set for a day in the refrigerator and then pored over a salad mix, a small can of Mandarin Oranges, and thin sliced (and diced) honey ham.
 
Yum!

The National Association of Fictional Spirit-guides has called me to task. They say that recently instead of helping people I’ve been making fun of them. Personally, I don’t see it that way, but I’ve been instructed to be more helpful or suffer the repercussions. So here goes…

LFR, bless your heart, just stop it. Stop it. The good people of Arizona forked over enough money and/or food stamps that you could get some blueberries. Just eat them.

Let’s look at what you’ve done. You’ve mixed blueberries, onions, garlic, vinegar, salad (which I take to be lettuce and other greenery), oranges and ham.

For all intents and purposes you made slop. Stop making slop.

By the way, if you did really eat that particular slop you might need to think about saging your apartment. It is a little known fact that when garlic is mixed with certain greenery and consumed it calls forth the spirit known as Valugo. He is a very ancient spirit that doesn’t really do well in the modern world. According to references when Valugo is called forth to a dwelling he curses the occupant. The cursed occupant loses his or her blessings (like your government freebies) and is doomed to perform hard labor to survive.

I wonder if that was helpful enough?
Title: Re: Amber outdoes New Jersey Cher; provokes reply from dear old sweet Lu
Post by: tanstaafl on April 02, 2014, 06:44:17 PM
Onons, Carl, onons.   :-)



Onons?

Then I held a mirror to the monitor and, viola! it NO -NOs. Probably droppings from her cat, uhmm, therapy [slash] helper kitteh,
Title: Re: Amber outdoes New Jersey Cher; provokes reply from dear old sweet Lu
Post by: obumazombie on April 02, 2014, 06:44:51 PM
By now LFR should be cooking in clay pottery that she made herself.
Title: Re: Amber outdoes New Jersey Cher; provokes reply from dear old sweet Lu
Post by: BattleHymn on April 02, 2014, 06:46:37 PM
For all intents and purposes you made slop. Stop making slop.


Amber's buffet: 
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRkCQH02AxE[/youtube]

Title: Re: Amber outdoes New Jersey Cher; provokes reply from dear old sweet Lu
Post by: Chris_ on April 02, 2014, 06:49:48 PM
She basically made a vinaigrette and ruined it by adding garlic and onion.
Title: Re: Amber outdoes New Jersey Cher; provokes reply from dear old sweet Lu
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 02, 2014, 07:09:19 PM
Amber copied a recipe from someplace.

Vagrants do not, ever, speak of "flavors mingling".