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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: pjcomix on April 02, 2014, 10:18:53 AM
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Pitt Delivers April Fools Day Apology
http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2014/04/pitt-delivers-april-fools-day-apology.html
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Will the Drunk needs to keep his home among his fellow lunatics.
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Will the Drunk needs to keep his home among his fellow lunatics.
He seems to have an admiration society.... :cheerleader:mrchips (88 posts)
William Pitt Is a Class Act
That was a beautiful apology. My hat is off to him. Kudos! :cheerleader2:
Aristus (32,957 posts)
1. Will rocks!
An indisputably invaluable DU-er
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Or maybe not
Sherman A1 (12,786 posts)
2. I believe
that we will be forced to disagree on this point.
pintobean (11,872 posts)
5. Or, made on April Fools Day.
:manipulated:
magical thyme (7,124 posts)
8. my mother could have taught him a proper apology...
Forget the "I'm sorry if you were offended by my blah, blah, blah." Her's put even the GOP to shame. For example, imagining most haughty tone imaginable:
"Well I'm sorry I *insert agregious behavior here* but you *insert every mistake you made from infancy to 4 years old here* so you made me do it. If you weren't so spoiled, selfish *insert stream of criticism and insults here* then I wouldn't have to *insert agregious behavior here.* I didn't have to have children, you know. I could have been a great opera singer! (um...no. she couldn't. in a million years)
Of course, there is always my father's one and only apology to me, at the tender age of 16, which will stand in time as the bar for apologies set so low that none -- not even the lowliest microscopic scum -- can scrunch below it. Imagining the most humble tone imaginable:
"I'm sorry. It's my fault your face is so ugly. You got your ugly face from me. Nobody's ever going to want to marry you, you're so ugly." Walks away, shaking head and muttering to himself, "I don't know what we're going to do about MT. She is so ugly, nobody's ever going to marry her.
Seriously, Mr. Pitt's apology might not meet your exacting standards, but it was sincere. He admitted to his agregious behavior, and called his behavior what it is. He explained it, which is not excusing it, and explaining is fine. He apologized. And he's taking a break to get himself back on a better track.
It's quite good enough for me.
:blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :yawn:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018599489
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magical thyme (7,124 posts)
8. my mother could have taught him a proper apology.
Someone has issues....
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magical thyme
"I'm sorry. It's my fault your face is so ugly. You got your ugly face from me. Nobody's ever going to want to marry you, you're so ugly." Walks away, shaking head and muttering to himself, "I don't know what we're going to do about MT. She is so ugly, nobody's ever going to marry her."
Given the pic threads from Skin's island, who could argue?
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Someone has issues....
According to the figures posted by The Skinner's Island of Misfit ****-Ups Census Department, there's damned near a quarter million DUmb****s with issues there. Would you care to be more specific? :-)
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Magical Thyme is "agregious"
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Given the pic threads from Skin's island, who could argue?
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That's pretty funny. Mom sounds like a hoot.
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I wouldn't worry pittstain. The Obama-democat Care will deliver what Obama and every democrat promised to you in....
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You all know what is coming.....
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Almost here...
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Just a little bit longer...
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IN 24 BUSINESS HOURS!!!!11111!!!!!elebinty
Count it!
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Someone has issues....
A couple of someones.