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Title: Will Pitt exercising his new Meta-Skinner power
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 28, 2014, 12:18:37 PM
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Star Member WilliamPitt (56,546 posts)

So, let's see now...
...we deposed Mossadeq in favor of the Shah and got the Iranian Revolution and the Ayatollah Khomeni...

...we sold missiles to the Ayatollah and got 241 dead Marines at the Beirut airport...

...we armed and trained the mujeheddin in Afghanistan and got the Taliban, al Qaeda and a crater in New York where two tall buildings used to be...

...we supported Saddam Hussein to the knife and got two wars (or one big, long war depending on your perspective), millions of casualties, a shattered military, a shattered economy and theater-wide depleted uranium poisoning out of it...

...and the Syrian opposition, for the most part, makes Osama bin Laden look like a Sunday School teacher from Nebraska by comparison...

**** it. What could possibly go wrong?

JUST BE SURE TO KEEP QUIET ABOUT OUR SECRET PLAN.

Obama ready to expand covert aid to Syrian opposition - report
http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/03/28/uk-syria-crisis-covert-idUKBREA2R15I20140328


Maybe our secret plan is to sell barely-used cars to the opposition at rock bottom prices.  (http://sync.democraticunderground.com/10024743247)

Man, Pitt is now off the 0bama wagon for good. Wonder how long he can play N Korea to Skinner's China?
Title: Re: Will Pitt exercising his new Meta-Skinner power
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 28, 2014, 12:23:24 PM
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Fri Mar 28, 2014, 01:14 PM

He describes all the treachery and craziness of the muzzies, but he doesn't mention his democrat insurance.

Title: Re: Will Pitt exercising his new Meta-Skinner power
Post by: lastparker on March 28, 2014, 12:38:01 PM
24 business hours until Will Pitt unmasks himself as Darth Cheney, greatest mole EVER.
Title: Re: Will Pitt exercising his new Meta-Skinner power
Post by: franksolich on March 28, 2014, 12:39:32 PM
He describes all the treachery and craziness of the muzzies, but he doesn't mention his democrat insurance.

<<<notices Bill used the word "Nebraska."

<<<bets Bill's never even thought of Nebraska without thinking of yours truly.

<<<lives in Bill's head.  It's weird in there.
Title: Re: Will Pitt exercising his new Meta-Skinner power
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 28, 2014, 12:45:57 PM
<<<notices Bill used the word "Nebraska."

<<<bets Bill's never even thought of Nebraska without thinking of yours truly.

<<<lives in Bill's head.  It's weird in there.

When I think of Nebraska it makes me want to buy a truck and a compressor.
Title: Re: Will Pitt exercising his new Meta-Skinner power
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 28, 2014, 12:46:36 PM
<<<notices Bill used the word "Nebraska."

<<<bets Bill's never even thought of Nebraska without thinking of yours truly.

<<<lives in Bill's head.  It's weird in there.


     Probably way better than where he'd like to live in you, Coach.
Title: Re: Will Pitt exercising his new Meta-Skinner power
Post by: marv on March 28, 2014, 05:14:57 PM
Nebraska? Maybe Bill went pheasant hunting once, or quail.......
Title: Re: Will Pitt exercising his new Meta-Skinner power
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 28, 2014, 05:31:06 PM
Nebraska? Maybe Bill went pheasant hunting once, or quail.......

I'm sure Pitt is a hunter.

Remember:
"Can I buy me a huntin' license?"

(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/john-kerry-hunting-4_zps3a86b788.jpg)
Title: Re: Will Pitt exercising his new Meta-Skinner power
Post by: EagleKeeper on March 28, 2014, 05:33:53 PM
When I think of Nebraska it makes me want to buy a truck and a compressor.

 :rofl:

A horse and a sturdy pair of shoes?

A combine?

A big Ditch Witch and a TIG welder?
Title: Re: Will Pitt exercising his new Meta-Skinner power
Post by: JLO on March 28, 2014, 05:37:39 PM
When I think of Nebraska it makes me want to buy a truck and a compressor.

When I think of Nebraska, I think of steak  :-)
Title: Re: Will Pitt exercising his new Meta-Skinner power
Post by: Skul on March 28, 2014, 05:40:56 PM
Stupid little man.  His mommy should be ashamed.
Speaking of which, where did that whiney little beyotch go to.
Haven't seen the ditch 'ho in weeks.
Title: Re: Will Pitt exercising his new Meta-Skinner power
Post by: zeitgeist on March 28, 2014, 05:45:21 PM
Amazing what happens when Massholes come across the border and taste freedom.  No sales tax.  No income tax. Then there is the whole cleaner air and pure water thing. Been known to turn hardened liberals conservative before.  Could be happening again.  Live Free or Die Willie, Live Free or Die: Death is not the worst of evils.  
Title: Re: Will Pitt exercising his new Meta-Skinner power
Post by: jukin on March 28, 2014, 05:58:17 PM
I'm sure Pitt is a hunter.

Remember:
"Can I buy me a huntin' license?"

(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/john-kerry-hunting-4_zps3a86b788.jpg)

That there is the guy that keeps Putin and Lavrov awake at night. If that isn't reporting for action I don't know what is.
Title: Re: Will Pitt exercising his new Meta-Skinner power
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on March 29, 2014, 04:55:25 AM
When I think of Nebraska it makes me want to buy a truck and a compressor.

You'd be spot on to buy those, in Nebraska.

Nails in your tires and roads which require 4 wheel drive after the smallest amount of rain are commonplace in Nebraska.

As are great steaks, the freshest meat and produce, and lockers which sell all of the above. Some of the lockers even have their FFL:

http://www.oxfordlocker.com/

I've been all over America and I have to say, I find more contentment and peace here than anywhere I've ever been. Lots of fish and game, and pretty low property taxes too. Gun grabbers don't thrive here. Oh, and one single county went for obeyme this last election. One single county. Good and decent folk live here.



CMD
Title: Re: Will Pitt exercising his new Meta-Skinner power
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 29, 2014, 02:31:59 PM
I guess no one saw the movie.

I recommend it.
Title: Re: Will Pitt exercising his new Meta-Skinner power
Post by: NHSparky on March 29, 2014, 03:34:50 PM
I read that list of Pitt's, and frankly, he's about as ****ed in the head regarding history as he is in predicting Cheney and Rumsfeld's imminent arrests.

I'd love to discuss each one, but it takes time and effort to counter that level of teh dum, and I just don't give a shit.  Suffice to say that in brief, Carter basically hung the Shah out to dry (read up on Black Sunday), the French and Russians armed and supported Hussein, not the US, the mujahedeen had ****-all to do with the rise of the Taliban (right, ISI?), and which missiles were used on the Marine Barracks in Beirut again?

Pitt is a ****ing retard.

Bank on it!
Title: Re: Will Pitt exercising his new Meta-Skinner power
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on March 29, 2014, 04:18:38 PM
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which missiles were used on the Marine Barracks in Beirut again?

Was curious about that, myself.  Perhaps, he is confused.   :whatever:

(http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608039924640975664&pid=1.7)
Title: Re: Will Pitt exercising his new Meta-Skinner power
Post by: SaintLouieWoman on March 29, 2014, 04:32:21 PM
When I think of Nebraska, I think of steak  :-)
When I think of Nebraska, I think of driving to Nebraska with some of the docents from the STL Zoo to attend a Zoo conference in Omaha. 5 of us were in an older lady's big old car, a real relic (the car and the lady).  :-)

We counted hawks sitting on top of fences in Nebraska. Then I almost got at trouble at the conference, because some tree huggers were making fun of the Republicans. It was a long time ago, when Bubba was running for his 2nd term. I started to stand and protest the remark, as I thought it was wrong to bring politics into a meeting. A friend quietly grabbed the back of my collar and kept me from standing. I love animals, but some of the fellow volunteers are way out there. It's sometimes tough to be a conservative surrounded by libtards.