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Title: Woman named Crispi tried to set ex's house on fire with bacon
Post by: bijou on March 27, 2014, 03:42:21 PM: Quote
NAPLES, Uintah County â€” A Uintah County woman is accused of trying to set fire to her ex-boyfriend's home with a pound of bacon left burning on a gas stove.

Cameo Adawn Crispi, 31, was charged Wednesday in 8th District Court with arson, a third-degree felony. ...
link (http://www.deseretnews.com/article/865599568/Charges-Woman-named-Crispi-tried-to-set-exs-house-on-fire-with-bacon.html)

What a waste of bacon.
Title: Re: Woman named Crispi tried to set ex's house on fire with bacon
Post by: Eupher on March 27, 2014, 03:57:28 PM: Has the jury rendered a verdict yet?
Title: Re: Woman named Crispi tried to set ex's house on fire with bacon
Post by: bijou on March 27, 2014, 04:07:41 PM: Quote from: Eupher on March 27, 2014, 03:57:28 PM
Has the jury rendered a verdict yet?

After listening to a lot of legal waffle I believe the foreman egged them on to make a decision.
Title: Re: Woman named Crispi tried to set ex's house on fire with bacon
Post by: njpines on March 27, 2014, 04:10:52 PM: Quote from: Eupher on March 27, 2014, 03:57:28 PM
Has the jury rendered a verdict yet?

Fat lot of good it'll do her . . .
Title: Re: Woman named Crispi tried to set ex's house on fire with bacon
Post by: thundley4 on March 27, 2014, 04:34:15 PM: What a waste of good bacon. :rant: :rant:
Title: Re: Woman named Crispi tried to set ex's house on fire with bacon
Post by: ColonelCarrots on March 27, 2014, 05:39:04 PM: Guess she likes her bacon... Crispi
Title: Re: Woman named Crispi tried to set ex's house on fire with bacon
Post by: NHSparky on March 27, 2014, 06:03:31 PM: She was just hog wild for him.
Title: Re: Woman named Crispi tried to set ex's house on fire with bacon
Post by: Rick on March 27, 2014, 08:39:15 PM: I just want to get Crispi Bacon in a sentence.
Title: Re: Woman named Crispi tried to set ex's house on fire with bacon
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 28, 2014, 04:35:07 AM: Quote from: Rick on March 27, 2014, 08:39:15 PM
I just want to get Crispi Bacon in a sentence.

How long in the frying pan?
Title: Re: Woman named Crispi tried to set ex's house on fire with bacon
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 28, 2014, 04:54:21 AM: Wasted bacon... :hammer:..she should be hogtied.
Title: Re: Woman named Crispi tried to set ex's house on fire with bacon
Post by: Eupher on March 28, 2014, 06:33:37 AM: that jury is gonna smoke Crispi -- I can smell it coming.