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Title: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 24, 2014, 06:47:19 PM
Skinner has come out pro-Obamacare.
Will rants against it.

Skinner is not known for allowing dissent. I think a pizza is in the future for the Pittmeister.

How long does he have left? I'll give 10 high fives to the one who comes closest.

Counting from today the 24th. How long?
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: Mike220 on March 24, 2014, 06:49:56 PM
I got dibs on a week so he'll be gone next Monday.
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: franksolich on March 24, 2014, 06:50:13 PM
I don't think my fellow alum Skins is ever going to let go of Bill.
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: freedumb2003b on March 24, 2014, 06:50:39 PM
Skinner has come out pro-Obamacare.
Will rants against it.

Skinner is not known for allowing dissent. I think a pizza is in the future for the Pittmeister.

How long does he have left? I'll give 10 high fives to the one who comes closest.

Counting from today the 24th. How long?

April 1, the purple prose pittster will head into the next Whiskey Bar and finally lay a smackdown on not only obozo but skins and the island.  He will follow TiT into... (*Richard Burton voice*) o b l i v i o n...
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: thundley4 on March 24, 2014, 06:51:16 PM
Skinner has come out pro-Obamacare.
Will rants against it.

Skinner is not known for allowing dissent. I think a pizza is in the future for the Pittmeister.

How long does he have left? I'll give 10 high fives to the one who comes closest.

Counting from today the 24th. How long?

Not gonna happen, at least not permanently.  He might get a time out for his tantrums like he did for threatening bobbolink, but that's it.

Skineer doesn't want to lose  Wee Willy Shitstains mommy.
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: franksolich on March 24, 2014, 06:58:30 PM
(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/W-X-Y-Z/willandmatt_zpsbc25de6d.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/W-X-Y-Z/willandmatt_zpsbc25de6d.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: freedumb2003b on March 24, 2014, 07:01:33 PM
(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/W-X-Y-Z/willandmatt_zpsbc25de6d.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/W-X-Y-Z/willandmatt_zpsbc25de6d.jpg.html)

MIND BLEACH!!! MIND BLEACH!!! MIND BLEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dammit Coach I thought it was impossible for you to give ANYONE a reason to BS you!!!!
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: franksolich on March 24, 2014, 07:03:22 PM
MIND BLEACH!!! MIND BLEACH!!! MIND BLEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dammit Coach I thought it was impossible for you to give ANYONE a reason to BS you!!!!


As you might, or might not, know, sir, I've been digging into the dusty old dossiers, finding all sorts of long-ago forgotten stuff, and thought I should share.
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: freedumb2003b on March 24, 2014, 07:04:33 PM
As you might, or might not, know, sir, I've been digging into the dusty old dossiers, finding all sorts of long-ago forgotten stuff, and thought I should share.

Yes, but... *yech* *shudder*
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: franksolich on March 24, 2014, 07:06:46 PM
Yes, but... *yech* *shudder*


Well, be prepared.

I dug up a lot of dirt on the primitives, long-forgotten stuff, and plan to show it the light of day, as appropriate, when the occasion demands.
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: freedumb2003b on March 24, 2014, 07:14:38 PM
Well, be prepared.

I dug up a lot of dirt on the primitives, long-forgotten stuff, and plan to show it the light of day, as appropriate, when the occasion demands.

OK, I have Mylanta, Rolaids, Tums and Pepto at the ready...

Of course those are for just the DUmmy selfies.. in recombinant poses, I don't think medical science is ready...
 
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: Chris_ on March 24, 2014, 07:15:45 PM
Who's the other lovebird?  I seem to remember he was popular at the time.
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: franksolich on March 24, 2014, 07:16:14 PM
OK, I have Mylanta, Rolaids, Tums and Pepto at the ready...

Of course those are for just the DUmmy selfies.. in recombinant poses, I don't think medical science is ready...
 

It's amazing, dusting off the old files.

It appears many of us--possibly you included--have forgotten more about the primitives, than most even know about the primitives.

Memory rejuvenation is good.
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: franksolich on March 24, 2014, 07:17:03 PM
Who's the other lovebird?  I seem to remember he was popular at the time.

One of Bill's friends, "Matt."

I haven't yet looked at Bill's wedding pictures; maybe he's in them.
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: freedumb2003b on March 24, 2014, 07:18:09 PM
It's amazing, dusting off the old files.

It appears many of us--possibly you included--have forgotten more about the primitives, than most even know about the primitives.

Memory rejuvenation is good.

I gather my mind-bleaching was more effective than I could have known, Coach-san... ;)
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: Chris_ on March 24, 2014, 07:18:40 PM
It's pretty sad the level some people will go to to be accepted among their peers.

Or maybe it was Bill's idea.
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: Maxiest on March 24, 2014, 07:20:03 PM
Ole Shill Pitts is never going anywhere.  Mark my words.  You will not lose your doctor and can keep your health insurance.
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: franksolich on March 24, 2014, 07:20:27 PM
It's pretty sad the level some people will go to to be accepted among their peers.

Or maybe it was Bill's idea.

I always had the impression Bill--and perhaps "Matt" too--has a naturally-greasy coating to his skin, as if he daily rubs himself with Crisco.
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: JakeStyle on March 24, 2014, 07:24:35 PM
I read a comment yesterday that said Will is or was hanging out at the DU Facebook page, trying to decide if he will post at DU anymore.  I don't have a FB account so I don't know if it's true.  One thing is certain, Skinner isn't going to do anything.
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 24, 2014, 07:32:39 PM
I don't think my fellow alum Skins is ever going to let go of Bill.

I concur.
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: GOP Congress on March 24, 2014, 07:52:42 PM
Same here. Pitt is too "big" a name for Skinner to kick out. Pitt (more specifically, his wife) will get the sympathy vote.

If Pitt is not involved with DU for any reason, it would be because of his own volition. I think Skinner is reading the tea leaves to know that Obamacare is going to screw a significant number of DUmpmonkeys enough that if he kicks everyone out who bitches about Obamacare, the only ones left will be CC moles.
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: Dori on March 24, 2014, 09:10:57 PM
I think Skinner is reading the tea leaves to know that Obamacare is going to screw a significant number of DUmpmonkeys enough that if he kicks everyone out who bitches about Obamacare, the only ones left will be CC moles.



 :rofl:
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 24, 2014, 09:30:48 PM
I think Pitt will be there for at least 24 business hours.

Which reminds me, who said, "For ****'s face, Andrea, tombstone me!" ??

Was that nadin?
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: miskie on March 25, 2014, 06:42:35 AM
Pitt isn't going anywhere.
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 25, 2014, 07:17:33 AM
I agree with the prevailing sentiment.  Wee Willie isn't going anywhere.
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 25, 2014, 09:49:12 AM
I agree with the prevailing sentiment.  Wee Willie isn't going anywhere.

...either at the DUmp or in real life.
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: landofconfusion80 on March 25, 2014, 10:07:39 AM
...either at the DUmp or in real life.

not necessarily... there's probably a local bar stool with his name on it and later a gutter to pass out in.  he's headed to great things.
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: zeitgeist on March 25, 2014, 03:50:00 PM
not necessarily... there's probably a local bar stool with his name on it and later a gutter to pass out in.  he's headed to great things.

Up this way he will be more likely to encounter a stout oak tree than a gutter for his final demise.  Driving drunk does take its toll although most road houses keep an eye on their regulars to insure they don't leave too plastered.  Bad for business when the regulars wrap themselves 'round the old oak tree.   :drunksailor:

Was that picture from a Dummy meet up in Texas around the time of the Ditch Witch episode? Great find. 
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: franksolich on March 25, 2014, 03:52:02 PM
Was that picture from a Dummy meet up in Texas around the time of the Ditch Witch episode? Great find. 

I dunno the provenance of that picture; it's pretty old, and its history got lost in the long passage of time.
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: zeitgeist on March 25, 2014, 04:02:41 PM
I dunno the provenance of that picture; it's pretty old, and its history got lost in the long passage of time.

I don't know why, but when I saw it I thought about Cindy the Ditch Witch and the Pitt trip to Texas.  Seems like there was a whole big thread at the Dump with lots of pictures.  Wee Willie was greatly adored at the time by men and boys alike.  (Cindy the Ditch Witch was greatly loved by the Neck Beard. I believe you may have posted a pic of them at one time too.)

That said my memory isn't what it use to be.   :-) 
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: franksolich on March 25, 2014, 04:04:43 PM
I don't know why, but when I saw it I thought about Cindy the Ditch Witch and the Pitt trip to Texas.  Seems like there was a whole big thread at the Dump with lots of pictures.  Wee Willie was greatly adored at the time by men and boys alike.  (Cindy the Ditch Witch was greatly loved by the Neck Beard. I believe you may have posted a pic of them at one time too.)

That said my memory isn't what it use to be.   :-) 

My guess is, judging from the not-yet-apparent greasy flaccidity on Bill's jowls, that it's from the mid-2000s, about ten years ago, and that of course was when the Cindy thing was going on.
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: Duke Nukum on March 25, 2014, 04:16:13 PM
Skinner has a long term relationship with Pitt's trust fund. Pitt will get the occasional well deserved time out but he won't be booted until his liver strangles him.
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 25, 2014, 09:07:53 PM
I don't know why, but when I saw it I thought about Cindy the Ditch Witch and the Pitt trip to Texas.  Seems like there was a whole big thread at the Dump with lots of pictures.  Wee Willie was greatly adored at the time by men and boys alike.  (Cindy the Ditch Witch was greatly loved by the Neck Beard. I believe you may have posted a pic of them at one time too.)

Yes, the Great Ditch Witch Trip was in summer 2005. Pitt donned his black Midnight Cowboy costume and hit the road to Crawford with his DUmp cred near its peak. It was right after coach had whacked the round red sodomite and Pitt had just penned his hilarious "bootheel cat" rant.

The trip itself was anti-climactic. Pitt was too lowly to rate attention from Mother Sheehan, and the only notable event was when he rested by sitting on a fire ant nest.

A few months later, the alcoholic Pitt torpedoed his DUmp celebrity by taking credit for drug addict Jason Leopold's earth-shattering scoop on Karl Rove's indictment. That was in May 2006, and since then it's been a bad eight years for Pitt.
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 26, 2014, 06:25:18 PM
Well our Mr. Pitt done went missing.

1) Either he has a sock puppet here with a stake in this poll,
2) he is on a serious bender,
3) or maybe skins really did toss Wee Willie a pizza.

Bonus question: if he does get banned, will he show up here? (and will you laugh if he does?)

Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: Dori on March 26, 2014, 06:55:17 PM
Well our Mr. Pitt done went missing.

1) Either he has a sock puppet here with a stake in this poll,
2) he is on a serious bender,
3) or maybe skins really did toss Wee Willie a pizza.

Bonus question: if he does get banned, will he show up here? (and will you laugh if he does?)

Don't they have to go sit in the corner for a few days if they get alerted on too many times?


Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: JakeStyle on March 26, 2014, 08:06:56 PM
4)  He is playing the internet bully card.

As in, he is the victim of attacks after he expressed grief over his wife's treatment.  He already has a shitload of followers ready to go all in.
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: NHSparky on March 27, 2014, 09:17:34 AM
I'll be checking WMUR and the Union Leader for a story about a drunk lying in a ditch off the side of a road in Rindge.

I'm guessing I won't have to look too long or hard.
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: tanstaafl on March 27, 2014, 09:24:49 AM
I'll be checking WMUR and the Union Leader for a story about a drunk lying in a ditch off the side of a road in Rindge.

I'm guessing I won't have to look too long or hard.

The Rindge, NH local paper is:
http://www.ledgertranscript.com/ (http://www.ledgertranscript.com/)
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 27, 2014, 11:18:03 AM
The Rindge, NH local paper is:
http://www.ledgertranscript.com/ (http://www.ledgertranscript.com/)

Actually, the alcohol-soaked Pitt clan lives in Marlborough, a tiny micro-village outside of Rindge.

For people in Marlborough, the town of Rindge (pop. ~5000) is the Big City.
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: franksolich on March 27, 2014, 11:25:07 AM
Actually, the alcohol-soaked Pitt clan lives in Marlborough, a tiny micro-village outside of Rindge.

For people in Marlborough, the town of Rindge (pop. ~5000) is the Big City.

Hmmmm.

Those of African derivation consist of .2% of the total population of 2,063.

(That's two-tenths of one percent, primitives, not two percent.)

That means there's about only four black folk there.

<<<wonders why affluent primitives choose not to live in more-diverse areas.

<<<where lives, people of African derivation consist of .7% of the population.
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 27, 2014, 11:39:40 AM
Hmmmm.

Those of African derivation consist of .2% of the total population of 2,063.

(That's two-tenths of one percent, primitives, not two percent.)

That means there's about only four black folk there.

<<<wonders why affluent primitives choose not to live in more-diverse areas.

<<<where lives, people of African derivation consist of .7% of the population.

My guess is zero 0bamaites actually live in Marlborough.

A handful of senile or drunken residents checked the wrong box on their census forms.

Marlborough is where intolerant Rindge folks move to get away from Rindge's 1.1% black population.

If the census is accurate, that means a ghetto of over fifty souls in Rindge.
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: Skul on March 27, 2014, 01:45:40 PM
Judging from his latest drunken rage, he's gone in two days.
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 28, 2014, 05:21:29 PM
Another Pittsian Rant. Willie is sounding positively...conservative.

The death watch continues.
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: zeitgeist on March 28, 2014, 05:32:17 PM
Another Pittsian Rant. Willie is sounding positively...conservative.

The death watch continues.
DUmmies are wheezing and thumping like a poorly regulated steam system over Pittiful's latest steaming heap.

http://upload.democraticunderground.com/10024734511

<warning> very long thread which may implode under its own weight.
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 28, 2014, 07:04:34 PM
I really gotta wonder who will snap first, Pitt or Skins.
Yeah Mommy Pitt is a big contributor: but Pitt is going nuts, flaunting his immunity in Skinman's face.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Poll: How long does Will Pitt has left on the island?
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 28, 2014, 08:44:31 PM

Yeah Mommy Pitt is a big contributor: but Pitt is going nuts, flaunting his immunity in Skinman's face.

No way.

I'll bet I give Skimmer as much money as Ma Pitt.