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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: FlippyDoo on March 21, 2014, 09:53:44 PM
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I declare that the next 24 hours (not business hours) will be the first annual Post Like a Know-it-all Day on CC. It will run in this thread only unless Freep and crew (aka The Mods) decide to ploink the entire thing into the iggy zone. It will apparently run indefinitely on DU.
Yup, in the vain of other special days oh say Talk Like a Piirate Day comes to mind I figure we’d be crossing the Rubic’s Con if we didn’t have a day for posting like a know-it-all.
Suffice it to say those who notice things like oh trends and arcs will know that stuff like grammar and spelling does not matter at all as some are illiterate in multiple languages.
And for f*cks face if you decide to take part pick a topic that you know very little to absolutely nothing about.
I’ll be educating you all on astrophysics so everyone please steer clear of that particular topic. I can promise that no one doesn’t know as much about astrophysics as myself.
Astrophysics
by FlippyDoo, award winning trained fictional spirit-guide
Every time George is slung from the thing when he walks Astro. I’ll tell you this right now the formula 4*x-t/pi with sum squared of course answers the question to that. You can look it up. Yup, the levitation of the spire also matters. And things like oh the length and number of Astro’s legs. Yup, I mean 2’ or oh 12 quintameters. Suffice it to say that the cat believes the earth is flat and that falls to Jane because Elroy. I wish I did not know this stuff.
Now I’ve got to get back to those pesky chemicaleric formulas I’m working on for a nooz article. If I can just dig my calc out of my vest. My press credentials keep getting in the way.
Below is an award winning photo I took with the good rig to demonstrate my knowledge of astrophysics. You’ll notice that it was taken at night so I had to adjust the shutter blink with the peanut butter from my boot to capture the action.
(http://i1248.photobucket.com/albums/hh497/FlippyDoo1/Nothing_zps392d2885.jpg)
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:lol: h5
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BS just because I hurt my brain reading that. :lmao:
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Hey!
What's that thing in the lower left of center in the picture?
For f*ck's face, it heading straight for us!
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We're all nadin for a day! :yahoo:
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Oh no. This is going to require some research. I'm not sure if I have the required Tylenol on hand.
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BS just because I hurt my brain reading that. :lmao:
Thank you so much. it was thought provoking, but you are incorrect about the BS. I do not despite all of my knowledge in the area have a Bachelor of Science degree. I actually have a Master of Art Degree instead.
Some doubt my credentials but they are just bullies. There derition durison dorisian ridicule just results in me pretending to put them on my ignore list.
Chow and mercy bo coo umico. See, that’s Itallian, English, Frech and Spanish. For those who have trouble with pesky languages it means Hello and thank you friend.
Yup, if I only had a quid for every time someone was jealous of my eloquence I could add a few quarters and buy oh a piece of bubble gum.
And don’t even get me started on the jealousy over the Pullet Czar Award that I won for my article on ghost chickens using brush fires to bring about climactic change and set themselves up as rulers of Murica.
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Good one!
Awesome!
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I will gladly post on a topic, but not here. Suffice it to say I've tried that before, but the mods here won't control the dogs. You know where to find it if you want to read.
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I tried posting like a know it all, but everyone just laughed. So I'm only going to post crunchy stories from now on...
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... I’ll tell you this right now the formula 4*x-t/pi with sum squared of course answers the question to that. ...
Some here do not seem to want to know, but that that 't/pi' is obviously reverted, as I learned while being shot at and rescuing wounded revolutionaries and police at the same time back in the day, but some people do not like it when I post serious things here...
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Oh no. This is going to require some research. I'm not sure if I have the required Tylenol on hand.
Keep it up and you'll get good at it. Trust me, I know about these things. I've been practicing this for nearly thrifty years now.
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I post all my good stuff somewhere else.
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I post all my good stuff somewhere else.
As a professional blogger, I would like to comment on that. Do you leave your comments section unlocked?
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Some of us have been saying this for a long time, but I really wish I didn't know all this shit.
Sadly, I don't expect anyone here to understand.
Anyway, you welcome.
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Thanks you for the lecher, Flippydoo!
I for one appreciate all that Flippy can tech us, no matter what the naysayers say. Flippydoo is the most valuable member here and we should treasure him.
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Plonk.
That is all.
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You say you think things couldn't get worst?
Au cntrainere, they get worst.
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Keep it up and you'll get good at it. Trust me, I know about these things. I've been practicing this for nearly thrifty years now.
:lmao:
That was classic Blob. If, such a thing exists.
....and sadly it does.
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Thanks you for the lecher, Flippydoo!
I for one appreciate all that Flippy can tech us, no matter what the naysayers say. Flippydoo is the most valuable member here and we should treasure him.
Is he on San Diego? Not on CNN? Not news. I would post about that, but American is my twenty-fifth language. So, good day.
Oh, attack me if you like. It seems it would be the thing.
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The tittle of that post, it made me want to get, oh, my riffle and raffel down from a chomper.
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The tittle of that post, it made me want to get, oh, my riffle and raffel down from a chomper.
With the good rig?
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Some of us have been saying this for a long time, but I really wish I didn't know all this shit.
Sadly, I don't expect anyone here to understand.
Anyway, you welcome.
:rofl: :rofl:
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Just got back from a crunchy story. A blade tore lose from a windmill in New Mexico and flew from there to a small town just north of Chickashaw, Georgia. In route it decaptated four magnolier trees and two mannikans in a Walmart store. After reaching the small town in Georgia the blade teamed up with an ecig and beat the shit out of a chicchiwawa dog before setting a brush fire around some azelia bushes. Suffice it to say the nomex came in handy. Yup, an ecig and a windmill blade. Both supposedly safe. But it’s not on CNN so it’s not nooz so I won’t be posting about it here.
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Aaarrrgghhh!! Oh, wait....
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Speaking of Aaarrrgghhh!! I went to a presser yesterday. A tea bagger candidate tried to deny that the specks of light you can see in the sky on a clear night are particles of fallout from Fukushima. Like the bullies here who try to silence me they took the good rig so I could not document his denial. They discounted the fact that I’m a trained artist and specialize in ultra-realistic art from my days undercover, but I won’t post about that.
Below is the evidence of the reaction at my question. Yup, better stock up on that pesky milk stuff. Suffice it to say that it's not on CNN so I won't post about it here.
(http://i1248.photobucket.com/albums/hh497/FlippyDoo1/MEETING_zps40331b1b.jpeg)
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You guys are hilarious, geniuses at being nadinesque.
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Speaking of Aaarrrgghhh!! I went to a presser yesterday. A tea bagger candidate tried to deny that the specks of light you can see in the sky on a clear night are particles of fallout from Fukushima. Like the bullies here who try to silence me they took the good rig so I could not document his denial. They discounted the fact that I’m a trained artist and specialize in ultra-realistic art from my days undercover, but I won’t post about that.
Below is the evidence of the reaction at my question. Yup, better stock up on that pesky milk stuff. Suffice it to say that it's not on CNN so I won't post about it here.
They're either trying to silence you or they're making fun off you.
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:rotf: Winner!
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Just got back from a crunchy story. A blade tore lose from a windmill in New Mexico and flew from there to a small town just north of Chickashaw, Georgia. In route it decaptated four magnolier trees and two mannikans in a Walmart store. After reaching the small town in Georgia the blade teamed up with an ecig and beat the shit out of a chicchiwawa dog before setting a brush fire around some azelia bushes. Suffice it to say the nomex came in handy. Yup, an ecig and a windmill blade. Both supposedly safe. But it’s not on CNN so it’s not nooz so I won’t be posting about it here.
Did the windmill blade cause cancer too? I heard that the hum from the windmills was causing cancer to everyone in their path. Those poor people in New Mexio all the way to Georgia!
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As the first official Post Like a Know-it-all Day comes to an end I’m reminded of my time in the battle-ridden jungles of Fumbalia. Hooffing it through the brush with my M17 Kurshkiv riffle slung over my shoulder and my 18†Bowie knife in my belt. An enemy squad of 15,192 troops surrounded me. Hot lead flew all around me and I only had five 7.2mm rounds left in my riffle’s 37 round clip. I knew that even with my knife I couldn’t take out the entire squad with only five rounds so I went into stealth mode. I tried slipping through the enemy lines, but the soft squishing sound of the peanut butter in my boots almost gave me away. Yup, climactic global warming had made the peanut butter softer than normal and almost cost me dearly. Despite the peanut butter I slipped away oh much like the first official Post Like a Know-it-all Day and despite the bullies I'm here today to say ado (<---more of my French language expertise) to the day of celbration. I thank all of you not in the Third Way my thanks for making the day a success.
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That was, oh, pesky.
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Great thread !
Did I miss post like a pirate day ?
If so, someone is going to pay.
That reminds me, we need a someone is going to pay..day, and a crossing the rubicon day !
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Great thread !
Did I miss post like a pirate day ?
If so, someone is going to pay.
That reminds me, we need a someone is going to pay..day, and a crossing the rubicon day !
They're on the arc, but don't go off on a tangent. Or a cosecant. Look out for the sines.
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Suffice it to say, the bullys are out in force, and i have resulted in plonking nearly the entire thread of posters, so welcome one and all to my iggy list. I supose in a way its my own fault, trying to bring important information and news that the bullys ruin for all, so I will be only posting at my other site from now on, the few of you who need to know where it is alreadyknow wher it is, so only crunchy CNN stories from now on.
maybe you will earn when the day comes you are buied in at least 60CM of ice. my friends will know but the bullys ? eh ?
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Suffice it to say i am a jouno, and do it professionally. To supplemeted my income I do weddings. Her is an example. (and yes I was using the good rig). And remember people, to always center the subjects you are fotograghing. I would post more here, but they don't want any news unless CNN reported it first.
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y120/WEarp/imagesCAO7NOWO.jpg)
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Suffice it to say, the bullys are out in force, and i have resulted in plonking nearly the entire thread of posters, so welcome one and all to my iggy list. I supose in a way its my own fault, trying to bring important information and news that the bullys ruin for all, so I will be only posting at my other site from now on, the few of you who need to know where it is alreadyknow wher it is, so only crunchy CNN stories from now on.
maybe you will earn when the day comes you are buied in at least 60CM of ice. my friends will know but the bullys ? eh ?
I'd reply, but I've been on the iggy list since day one. :)
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Great thread !
Did I miss post like a pirate day ?
If so, someone is going to pay.
That reminds me, we need a someone is going to pay..day, and a crossing the rubicon day !
Every day is Post Like a Pirate Day!
(http://images.halloweencostumes.com/products/10113/1-1/hidden-treasure-pirate-costume.jpg)
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^H5 to Flippydoo. I needed that good laugh!!
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Great thread !
Did I miss post like a pirate day ?
If so, someone is going to pay.
That reminds me, we need a someone is going to pay..day, and a crossing the rubicon day !
you know rubicon comes freom the term "ruby" which were prized by the amncient fonecians. Whenever they bought a ruby, they would put it in a small cross to keep it safe. That is wheere "crosssing the rubicon" comes from -- "xrossing the ruby-con."
You can look it up!
(I hereby extend post like a pirate day...)
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Suffice it to say, the bullys are out in force, and i have resulted in plonking nearly the entire thread of posters, so welcome one and all to my iggy list. I supose in a way its my own fault, trying to bring important information and news that the bullys ruin for all, so I will be only posting at my other site from now on, the few of you who need to know where it is alreadyknow wher it is, so only crunchy CNN stories from now on.
maybe you will earn when the day comes you are buied in at least 60CM of ice. my friends will know but the bullys ? eh ?
I have a lot of information about this but I won't poost it here because, well, you know...
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Every day is Post Like a Pirate Day!
(http://images.halloweencostumes.com/products/10113/1-1/hidden-treasure-pirate-costume.jpg)
Aarrgh! Shiver me timbers, laddie. Aarrgh!
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They're on the arc, but don't go off on a tangent. Or a cosecant. Look out for the sines.
This calls for a theme song...
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zc0Pvb_ZN0[/youtube]
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Suffice it to say the Post Like a Know-it-all Day has apparently switched from 24 hours to 24 business hours. Yup, more posting.
Just a little bugaboo that bothers me, the earth is fat is a common day saying, but just because the earth is round as Rock-me-Ammadaus discovered it does not mean it is fat. I’m round, but I am not fat. I am at my precise weight. My weight is as precise as oh my intellect.
Some say I’m not popular, but wrong. On a hot, sunny day I’ve had as many as 50 people gather around in the shade of my shadow.
I see some posting photos of pirates. Not accurate at all. As a trained historian with an emphisis on piratism I know these things. Little known fact that pirates got their names from rats that would eat the pies on ships at sea. The sailors loved pie so every chance they got the would kill the pie eating rats. Then one day a privateer attacked another ship and stole the ships cargo. When the ship's captain filed his report he said that the privateers robbed them like a bunch of pie rats. That be where pirates come from.
Now I’m off to do a presser on the effect of cow farts on the climactic global warming situation with some sort of demonstration. For some reason my invitation suggested that I eat a lot of beans throughout the day before the presser.
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Every day is Post Like a Pirate Day!
(http://images.halloweencostumes.com/products/10113/1-1/hidden-treasure-pirate-costume.jpg)
YARRRR ! :naughty:
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This is a nice mundun
(http://ceramicartsdaily.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/fongchoo_teapot2.jpg)
http://bullies.isthemostevil.com
Breath in and out.
That is all.
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Suffice it to say the Post Like a Know-it-all Day has apparently switched from 24 hours to 24 business hours. Yup, more posting.
Just a little bugaboo that bothers me, the earth is fat is a common day saying, but just because the earth is round as Rock-me-Ammadaus discovered it does not mean it is fat. I’m round, but I am not fat. I am at my precise weight. My weight is as precise as oh my intellect.
Some say I’m not popular, but wrong. On a hot, sunny day I’ve had as many as 50 people gather around in the shade of my shadow.
I see some posting photos of pirates. Not accurate at all. As a trained historian with an emphisis on piratism I know these things. Little known fact that pirates got their names from rats that would eat the pies on ships at sea. The sailors loved pie so every chance they got the would kill the pie eating rats. Then one day a privateer attacked another ship and stole the ships cargo. When the ship's captain filed his report he said that the privateers robbed them like a bunch of pie rats. That be where pirates come from.
Now I’m off to do a presser on the effect of cow farts on the climactic global warming situation with some sort of demonstration. For some reason my invitation suggested that I eat a lot of beans throughout the day before the presser.
Don't forget to bring your hail proof umbrella. There might be several meters of hail that falls during your presser. PLONK !
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pie rats
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