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Title: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: dane on March 15, 2014, 06:31:29 PM
She is now going to be an artist
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018588839
Sat Mar 15, 2014, 06:43 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (6,891 posts)

As of Thursday, I am now an Artist!

 That's right! I am now starting to make paintings, poetry, stories, jewelry! It is a special program that I have started that I work in a studio and I get 80% of what the items sell for. I am also going to do their Drama shop as well and they are looking at trying to help me get a new camera!
 
I was accepted on Thursday! I am celebreating! Oh, I still have my other part time job too!
Yes, LFR is living the American Dream.  On our dime.
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: Carl on March 15, 2014, 06:38:18 PM
There is no way a place could supply the raw materials for such and only take 20% of revenue.
It is either an outright lie (most likely) or a heavily subsidized program for the mentally ill/retarded (almost as likely).
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 15, 2014, 07:05:12 PM
80% of next to nothing is . . . pretty much nothing.
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Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 15, 2014, 07:10:50 PM
"Celebreating"? ???
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Post by: ChuckJ on March 15, 2014, 07:35:42 PM
"Celebreating"? ???

That's when you get drunk and dine well off of other people's money.
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Post by: obumazombie on March 15, 2014, 07:41:25 PM
"Celebreating"? ???

Sometimes DUmmies forget to breathe when they get so tied up in celebrating. Celebreating. (the e is silent)
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 15, 2014, 08:42:51 PM
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I am now starting to make paintings, poetry, stories, jewelry.

Artist, poet, writer, jeweler.

She is to all those things as nadin is to journalism.             
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: Delmar on March 15, 2014, 08:49:06 PM
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Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Original post)Sat Mar 15, 2014, 07:41 PM
Prisoner_Number_Six (14,943 posts)
3. Welcome to the club!


Club?  What club is that?  Artists?  More likely a club of mooching welfare queens.
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: franksolich on March 15, 2014, 09:25:23 PM
.....a heavily subsidized ["make work"] program for the mentally ill/retarded.....

I'll bet that's what it is.

Anybody here ever have Play-Dough as a child (I didn't)?

Was that stuff expensive, or cheap?
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: thundley4 on March 15, 2014, 09:28:35 PM
I'll bet that's what it is.

Anybody here ever have Play-Dough as a child (I didn't)?

Was that stuff expensive, or cheap?

It cost enough that people came up with home made recipes for the stuff. 
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: Chris_ on March 15, 2014, 11:00:01 PM
I guess boiling coffee beans wasn't paying out.  Time for a change of scenery.
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: delilahmused on March 16, 2014, 03:04:03 AM
Bullshit! Unless it's one of those special "craft rooms" like the ones UGP used to frequent.

Cindie
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: Big Dog on March 16, 2014, 07:07:52 AM
There is no way a place could supply the raw materials for such and only take 20% of revenue.
It is either an outright lie (most likely) or a heavily subsidized program for the mentally ill/retarded (almost as likely).

That's my guess. Makework places, where mentally retarded people paint ceramic figurines, make pottery, or glue Popsicle sticks together into little models of Monticello. Gift shop in the front, sweat shop in the back, and a Handi-Bus stop right out front.
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: JakeStyle on March 16, 2014, 08:18:05 AM
Somebody tried to explain the concept of a consignment store to her, and she didn't quite get it.
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: miskie on March 16, 2014, 10:33:55 AM
There is no way a place could supply the raw materials for such and only take 20% of revenue.
It is either an outright lie (most likely) or a heavily subsidized program for the mentally ill/retarded (almost as likely).

That's my bet.

When she went on bragging about her new, furnished digs and her coffee house job, I was fairly certain she landed in some sort of halfway house. If she is now also in some sort of subsidized art program as well, I am almost certain she is now a ward of the city of Tucson*. She may not be incarcerated, but she is on a very short leash.


* may also be a wart on the ass of Tucson, I have yet to confirm that.
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: AprilRazz on March 16, 2014, 12:21:36 PM
Amber has a place and wants a cat. Someone needs to send underground panther a bus ticket to Tucson.
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: FlippyDoo on March 16, 2014, 12:37:15 PM
Amber has a place and wants a cat. Someone needs to send underground panther a bus ticket to Tucson.

But what if she wants a female cat?
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: I_B_Perky on March 16, 2014, 06:07:00 PM
Amber has a place and wants a cat. Someone needs to send underground panther a bus ticket to Tucson.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:  H5 April!

But what if she wants a female cat?

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:  H5 to you too, Flippy!
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: BattleHymn on March 16, 2014, 07:03:03 PM
Does anybody know what ever happened to Chief White Cloud? 

Crushed?  In jail?  Huggin' and chalkin'?   

Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: fatboy on March 16, 2014, 09:02:48 PM
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It is a special program

Notice how she left out basket weaving.
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: franksolich on March 16, 2014, 09:07:35 PM
Does anybody know what ever happened to Chief White Cloud? 

Crushed?  In jail?  Huggin' and chalkin'?   



She ran out of imagination and fantasy.
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: fatboy on March 16, 2014, 11:02:16 PM
I would imagine that in the next few weeks Amber, with her new camera, will be posting pictures of her artwork. I cannot wait.

And then there is her poetry. Speaking for myself, I live for the day that Amber posts snippits of her prose for our reading pleasure.
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 17, 2014, 12:15:24 AM
I would imagine that in the next few weeks Amber, with her new camera, will be posting pictures of her artwork. I cannot wait.

And then there is her poetry. Speaking for myself, I live for the day that Amber posts snippits of her prose for our reading pleasure.
It could be entertaining. The happiest person at the DUmp will be the CalPig. She'll no longer be the world's worst poet.

And Amber will be posting some great photos from The Cheap Rig.
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: vesta111 on March 17, 2014, 06:55:30 AM
It could be entertaining. The happiest person at the DUmp will be the CalPig. She'll no longer be the world's worst poet.

And Amber will be posting some great photos from The Cheap Rig.

This sounds like fun, find someone that makes the balloon animals.

   Cover them with torn up newspapers and a paste made from flour, water and some school glue. Let dry a week or so then paint, and/ or cover them with cheap modeling clay.   Take small needle and prick the balloons inside and then bake at 225 for 20 minutes or less. 

Cool then paint-------Girl Scouts back in 1960 project.

Sounds like she may be on her way to becoming a Scout Leader, now onward to carving ivory soap into ducks.

Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: Karin on March 17, 2014, 07:39:52 AM
That's my guess. Makework places, where mentally retarded people paint ceramic figurines, make pottery, or glue Popsicle sticks together into little models of Monticello. Gift shop in the front, sweat shop in the back, and a Handi-Bus stop right out front.

We have a place like that in our town.  I'm not sure what they make, but there's no gift shop.  For all I know, they heave the production into a dumpster out back at the end of the day.  I know they take daily field trips to the post office to get the mail, and they make a big to-do about it. 

I cannot wait for the poetry. 
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 17, 2014, 08:06:54 AM
We have a place like that in our town.  I'm not sure what they make, but there's no gift shop.  For all I know, they heave the production into a dumpster out back at the end of the day.  I know they take daily field trips to the post office to get the mail, and they make a big to-do about it. 

I cannot wait for the poetry.

Hopefully the bolded is sarcasm . . . :runaway:
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: fatboy on March 17, 2014, 08:15:04 AM
Allow me to help LFR in her new occupation.

The White Cloud
Last night I dreamed that I was walking on a white cloud. Whence came the daybreak, I discovered that the cloud had done gone. On further investigation I realized that the cloud was walking on me. I need help.
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: Rebel on March 17, 2014, 09:19:52 AM
Club?  What club is that?  Artists?  More likely a club of mooching welfare queens.

E'rybody in da club gettin' tipsy (http://psychcentral.com/blog/archives/2013/04/21/arts-crafts-in-psychiatric-occupational-therapy/)
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 17, 2014, 10:18:35 AM
A member in good standing in "The Artsy Fartsy Club" where anything you do is considered art.
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: 67 Rover on March 17, 2014, 10:52:40 AM
A member in good standing in "The Artsy Fartsy Club" where anything you do is considered art.

Great, more mass produced piss Christ masquerading as art.

Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: Tess Anderson on March 17, 2014, 08:47:09 PM
Today, Amber went on yet another tour:

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Response to Prisoner_Number_Six (Reply #3)

Mon Mar 17, 2014, 04:42 PM

 Lady Freedom Returns (6,927 posts)

4. Thank you!


Today (Monday) I got the full tour of the studio so I knew where everything is.

and yet more good news:

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Response to riderinthestorm (Reply #5)

Mon Mar 17, 2014, 07:07 PM

 Lady Freedom Returns (6,927 posts)

6. Thanks!


This is going to be great! I even have the chance to sell my work in Bisbee and Phoenix!

 :whatever:
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: Purple Sage on March 17, 2014, 11:56:19 PM
Amber has a place and wants a cat. Someone needs to send underground panther a bus ticket to Tucson.

I have a cat to send her...  My daughter's cat.  She has come to live with us and brought this... monster.  It is unlike any cat I have ever seen in my life.  It talks.  Incessantly.  It screams this noise I have never heard in my life even more.  It purposefully jumps on cabinets and clears them, shattering everything onto the floor.  We moved it to the warehouse thinking it would do better there.  It rips open master packs and empties the contents.  Seriously.  This cat needs a brick put around its neck and cast into the sea, but I don't want to be cruel; so we put up with it.  I shall soon be as bald as gNads from tearing my hair out because of it.

Anybody have this bitch's address?  Maybe she should adopt it.  Or would that be more cruel than the brick?
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: delilahmused on March 18, 2014, 03:10:37 AM
I don't know, it's not a poem unless it includes "blink, blink, blink, blink".

Cindie
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: obumazombie on March 18, 2014, 03:59:21 AM
I don't know, it's not a poem unless it includes "blink, blink, blink, blink".

Cindie
I see your blink, and raise you a plonk !
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: Carl on March 18, 2014, 05:06:35 AM

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Mon Mar 17, 2014, 07:07 PM

 Lady Freedom Returns (6,927 posts)

6. Thanks!


This is going to be great! I even have the chance to sell my work in Bisbee and Phoenix!

Perhaps...

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http://www.artawakenings.org/about-us

Today the program is funded by Magellan of Arizona, Cenpatico, Southwest Network, Community Partnership of Southern Arizona, Quality Care Network, and Gila River Indian Community.

From its modest beginning, PSA Art Awakenings has grown into a significant psycho-social rehabilitation program with 12 studios and five galleries serving approximately 1,000 artists annually – all working toward empowerment and recovery through creativity.

With locations in Cochise, Maricopa, La Paz, Pinal, Pima, and Yuma Counties, the PSA Art Awakenings downtown Phoenix Studio serves the largest number of artists in comparison to its sister studios in Bisbee, Casa Grande, Douglas, NW Phoenix (formerly Glendale), Tempe, Tucson, Parker, Quartzsite, and Yuma.


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http://www.magellanofaz.com/for-members/how-to-get-care.aspx

Who is Magellan Health Services of Arizona?

Magellan Health Services of Arizona is the Regional Behavioral Health Authority (RBHA) for central Arizona, which includes all of Maricopa County and part of Pinal County. Funds for services are provided through a contract with the Arizona Department of Health Services/Division of Behavioral Health Services (ADHS/DBHS) and the Arizona Health Care Cost Containment System (AHCCCS).









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http://www.cenpatico.com/providers-states/arizona/

Cenpatico is proud to work with the Arizona Department of Health Services as a Regional Behavioral Health Authority (RBHA) since October 2006. Cenpatico is contracted to serve Participants as the RBHA for GSA 2 (Yuma and La Paz counties), GSA 3 (Santa Cruz, Cochise, Graham, and Greenlee counties), and GSA 4 (Gila and Pinal counties) for Medicaid, KidsCare (CHIP) and SMI.

Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: miskie on March 18, 2014, 06:10:20 AM
Perhaps...

If this is correct, then it fully confirms my belief. LFR is just an overdoes of pineapple juice away from deciding she is actually a male cat.
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: Carl on March 18, 2014, 06:51:00 AM
If this is correct, then it fully confirms my belief. LFR is just an overdoes of pineapple juice away from deciding she is actually a male cat.

Yeah,my guess is that AZ has tossed her into a looney bin of sorts.
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 18, 2014, 07:25:07 AM
If this is correct, then it fully confirms my belief. LFR is just an overdoes of pineapple juice away from deciding she is actually a male cat.

Served by VRWC Special Agent Cab Bage, right? :whistling:
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: jtyangel on March 18, 2014, 07:40:52 AM
Perhaps...




Oh look..that studio is closed on March 31st--Cesar Chavez Day. Bunch of libs of course, easily duped  by the lazy as always or even more sinister, look for more useful idiots to recruit to the 'cause'.   :whatever:
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: EagleKeeper on March 18, 2014, 07:47:26 AM
I have a cat to send her...  My daughter's cat.  She has come to live with us and brought this... monster.  It is unlike any cat I have ever seen in my life.  It talks.  Incessantly.  It screams this noise I have never heard in my life even more.  It purposefully jumps on cabinets and clears them, shattering everything onto the floor.  We moved it to the warehouse thinking it would do better there.  It rips open master packs and empties the contents.  Seriously.  This cat needs a brick put around its neck and cast into the sea, but I don't want to be cruel; so we put up with it.  I shall soon be as bald as gNads from tearing my hair out because of it.

Anybody have this bitch's address?  Maybe she should adopt it.  Or would that be more cruel than the brick?


Let me guess, it's at least part Siamese ?
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 18, 2014, 08:39:03 AM

Let me guess, it's at least part Siamese ?
Sounds like it's full blooded to me.....The "X" had several of them damn screaming, holy, terrors.
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: EagleKeeper on March 18, 2014, 09:12:56 AM
Sounds like it's full blooded to me.....The "X" had several of them damn screaming, holy, terrors.

Yeah..they talk, all the time they talk, more often then not for no discernible reason. And it's not just cute little meows... oh no...it's more like yowls.

She takes a deep breath and starts howling and about halfway through she puts in maximum effort. This is also while running like a madcat around the house. Heck this cat can stand at the base of the refrigerator and without taking a step can boing right to the top.

This is Zoey...

(http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx308/barksjn/4ef83f1a-6130-4f74-adac-4eaf6b3c1226_zps2b733494.jpg?t=1395151760)
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 18, 2014, 09:17:34 AM
Yeah..they talk, all the time they talk, more often then not for no discernible reason. And it's not just cute little meows... oh no...it's more like yowls.

She takes a deep breath and starts howling and about halfway through she puts in maximum effort. This is also while running like a madcat around the house. Heck this cat can stand at the base of the refrigerator and without taking a step can boing right to the top.

This is Zoey...

(http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx308/barksjn/4ef83f1a-6130-4f74-adac-4eaf6b3c1226_zps2b733494.jpg?t=1395151760)
OH NO, A FEMALE!!!!!! When they go in heat, they go crazy. At least a male will give you a break and run off for a month or two of Tomcatting around.
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: fatboy on March 18, 2014, 11:50:12 AM
Right now as we sit at our computers in amazement of the new found creative Tour de Force known as LFR....
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Response to CherokeeDem (Reply #7)
Tue Mar 18, 2014, 03:56 AM
Lady Freedom Returns (6,928 posts)
8. I have something on the isel right now.

It is taking a little Time since I am combining one of my poems with it. The poem will be part of the painting.

Sight and sound. Poetry in motion. A treat for both the eyes and the imagination. Somewhere, in an obscure art studio in AZ, there is poetry on the pad and a canvas on the isel.

Of course the public will have to wait as these things take time, cannot be rushed.
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: fatboy on March 18, 2014, 12:16:55 PM
From the Program....."The Studios provide a safe, supportive environment for adults and children to foster exploration and development of artistic skills. Participants’ distinct talents are acknowledged from the start, with each being referred to as an “artist” ".
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 18, 2014, 12:29:09 PM
From the Program....."The Studios provide a safe, supportive environment for adults and children to foster exploration and development of artistic skills. Participants’ distinct talents are acknowledged from the start, with each being referred to as an “artist” ".
As a kid, I stepped in quite a few cow patties....barefooted....I was an artist but my mother stunted my artistic nature.

Hey, some of the "ART" I've seen didn't look half as good as my shitty foot print on the back porch step.
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 18, 2014, 02:30:40 PM
So, you can be rehabilitated from being stupid?

I hope not. It would destroy the DUmp.
Title: Re: LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on March 18, 2014, 05:51:30 PM
I don't know, it's not a poem unless it includes "blink, blink, blink, blink".

She could always borrow somebody's Aching Seed to spice things up.  She may be seeding White Cloud.