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Title: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: Tess Anderson on March 09, 2014, 11:22:07 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018586087


Now THIS sounds like an Amber thread:


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Sun Mar 9, 2014, 11:29 PM

 Lady Freedom Returns (6,808 posts)



Setting back and enjoying the evening!



 I am a little nervous about tomorrow. The doc has me weighing in every week now. He is worried about my weight loss. He says it in going too fast.
 
But I am happy about it. Dow to a size 16!


 :mental: reality?  :mental:
Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: Big Dog on March 10, 2014, 06:46:21 AM
Maybe that experimental vibration therapy is dissolving the fat.

(http://www.diet-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/import/i-2b88a431fc7512c2e4edf96911469558-olddieting-thumb.jpg)
Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 10, 2014, 07:26:48 AM
I'm kinda partial to the 'Karen Carpenter Diet' for Amber . . . :whistling:
Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: NHSparky on March 10, 2014, 07:47:06 AM
I'm kinda partial to the 'Karen Carpenter Diet' for Amber . . . :whistling:

How many Karen Carpenters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if you stack the bones right.

Seriously, if she is in fact losing weight that quickly, three guesses as to why...and Chief Running Drugs figures prominently in there.
Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: Chris_ on March 10, 2014, 08:31:47 AM
"Down" to a 16? :lmao:
Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: Dori on March 10, 2014, 08:34:44 AM
She probably has worms.

Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: landofconfusion80 on March 10, 2014, 08:53:34 AM
She probably has worms.



kennel cough too since she's not free ranging it anymore
Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: fatboy on March 10, 2014, 11:37:22 AM
Another peep...
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Mon Mar 10, 2014, 11:09 AM
Lady Freedom Returns (6,820 posts)

Off to the doc to find out if I am still lossing wieght!

Yes I am so happy about it!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018586224

What could possibly suck more for a DUmmy than not getting any attention on DU?
Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: NHSparky on March 10, 2014, 11:37:59 AM
Another peep...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018586224

What could possibly suck more for a DUmmy than not getting any attention on DU?

Getting attention on DU.
Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: dane on March 10, 2014, 12:00:41 PM
She really is stupid.
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Mon Mar 10, 2014, 11:09 AM
Lady Freedom Returns (6,820 posts)

Off to the doc to find out if I am still lossing wieght!

Yes I am so happy about it!
I don't know how to check for "lossing wieght", but losing weight can easily be checked by comparing today's scale reading with the previous ones.  She cannot *really* be this stupid, can she?
Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: Chris_ on March 10, 2014, 12:04:38 PM
Who's paying for her doctor visits?
Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 10, 2014, 12:05:17 PM
Who's paying for her doctor visits?

The good, hardworking people of Arizona.
Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: dutch508 on March 10, 2014, 12:12:35 PM
She really is stupid.I don't know how to check for "lossing wieght", but losing weight can easily be checked by comparing today's scale reading with the previous ones.  She cannot *really* be this stupid, can she?


yes. Meth causes wieght loss and brain damage.

(http://www.crystalmethaddiction.org/templates/crystalmethaddiction-org/images/Meth_Users.jpg)
Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: dane on March 10, 2014, 12:21:25 PM

yes. Meth causes wieght loss and brain damage.
Holy Crap!  I did not know it is that extreme.  Photos are ghastly.
Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 10, 2014, 12:27:29 PM
Holy Crap!  I did not know it is that extreme.  Photos are ghastly.


     Amber's, or the ones above?
Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 10, 2014, 12:52:06 PM

     Amber's, or the ones above?

Yes.

Next question?
Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: RWKindaGuy on March 10, 2014, 01:21:08 PM
"Down" to a 16? :lmao:

I was thinking the same thing.  How big do you have to be to go "down" to a 16?
Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: jukin on March 10, 2014, 01:31:29 PM
Like this guy.
Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: Dori on March 10, 2014, 02:29:58 PM
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Lady Freedom Returns (6,823 posts)

2. Yes, he said that too.
 
I just got back! 15 pounds this time! he also is having me keep a food diary and he says my diet is good, very lean and plenty of fruits and vegetables. It is surprising how much fruit a vegetables the food bank gets around here. And chicken is cheep and can be made up in a ton of ways! I also now live next to a coupon super shopper that has help to show me how to save big time on the grocery's! It has made the small amount of Food Stamps go a LONG way.

He did tell me that he would like to see me slow down on the drop though. Problem is I don't really know how to.

They have done a ton of blood test since the first of he year and it has come back showing me healthy. I have some nerve damage in my right leg that is acting up a bit, but he says with the weight change that can happen and should easy after a while.

The only thing that it can be, according to him, is that I am happy and getting out and about more due to it.

Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: Purple Sage on March 10, 2014, 03:00:39 PM
Now she needs to go shave off the damaged rainbow bright.  Yank the piercings.  She soon might be able to almost pass for a human being and get a damned job and stop mooching off of the people of Arizona.
Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: Chris_ on March 10, 2014, 03:01:55 PM
Her grammar/spelling are like nails on a chalkboard.

If you were unaware of her age, you'd be forgiven for thinking this is from someone half that number.  What a giggly, hopeless airhead.
Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 10, 2014, 03:02:52 PM
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Mon Mar 10, 2014, 11:09 AM
Lady Freedom Returns (6,820 posts)

Off to the doc to find out if I am still lossing wieght!

Yes I am so happy about it!

Amber may be taking a shot at her loving sister Crystal Naydean, who is by now somewhere north of 400 pounds.
Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: dane on March 10, 2014, 03:20:44 PM

     Amber's, or the ones above?
The meth ones are like when you have a friend with you, open a jar of something from the refrigerator and discover it is spoiled with a rank odor and you say to your friend "Hey, this smells rotten.  Here, you smell it."

The Amber ones are those that when one sees one of them, you tell that same friend *not* to look.
Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: fatboy on March 10, 2014, 10:16:18 PM
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Lady Freedom Returns (6,823 posts)

2. Yes, he said that too.
 
I just got back! 15 pounds this time! he also is having me keep a food diary and he says my diet is good, very lean and plenty of fruits and vegetables....

In laymen's terms this means that Amber is hot, and getting hotter by the day. By the summer bikini season, Amber will be beating the the dudes back with sticks and clubs.

This of course is setting the stage for posts asking how many calories are in caviar, rack of lamb, shrimp, fresh lobster, suchi and prime rib. Discussions on proper selection of domestic vs. imported wines for dinner and after dinner distilled spirits. Expect Amber to be an authority on all the fine reaturants in Tuscon by June 30.  Amber will not only be getting laid on a daily basis, she will offer to mentor the young virgins of DU into the way to social happiness.
Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: SarasotaRepub on March 10, 2014, 10:29:40 PM
The wolves aren't going to be happy to hear this... :-)
Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 10, 2014, 11:14:35 PM
In laymen's terms this means that Amber is hot, and getting hotter by the day. By the summer bikini season, Amber will be beating the the dudes back with sticks and clubs.



     I suspect she's already having to beat them off both both hands.
Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: Purple Sage on March 10, 2014, 11:43:30 PM
The wolves aren't going to be happy to hear this... :-)

 :rofl:  :hi5:

Good one!
Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: diesel driver on March 11, 2014, 03:25:37 AM

     I suspect she's already having to beat them off both both hands.

**reminded of old joke about Pee Wee Herman on a double date**   
Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: dane on March 11, 2014, 05:27:40 AM
  Amber will not only be getting laid on a daily basis, she will offer to mentor the young virgins of DU into the way to social happiness.
So, there is hope even for LocoNuts?
Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: Big Dog on March 11, 2014, 06:48:50 AM
So, there is hope even for LocoNuts?

As long as Cal/Peggy is still alive, there's hope for LocoPuffs to get laid.
Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 11, 2014, 07:03:15 AM
As long as Cal/Peggy is still alive, there's hope for LocoPuffs to get laid.

A good and decent person's response:

:runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: miskie on March 11, 2014, 09:31:52 AM
Quote from: Lady Freedom Returns (6,823 posts)

2. Yes, he said that too.
 
I just got back! 15 pounds this time! he also is having me keep a food diary and he says my diet is good, very lean and plenty of fruits and vegetables. It is surprising how much fruit a vegetables the food bank gets around here. And chicken is cheep and can be made up in a ton of ways! I also now live next to a coupon super shopper that has help to show me how to save big time on the grocery's! It has made the small amount of Food Stamps go a LONG way.

<snip>

LFR actually made a funny. Accidentally.
Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 11, 2014, 10:44:10 AM
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2. Yes, he said that too.
... I also now live next to a coupon super shopper that has help to show me how to save big time on the grocery's!...


     "Yeah, what you wanna do is wear them big ol' granny panties when you go to Fry's, baby. A stout thing like you can fit a few packs
of hot dogs and bologna in there, along with a sirloin or two, and walk out more or less undetected."
Title: Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 11, 2014, 11:17:25 AM
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So, there is hope even for LocoNuts?

Well the DUmp really misses LocoNuts...and Dennis the Menace.

Their craziness was hilarious.

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"Yeah, what you wanna do is wear them big ol' granny panties when you go to Fry's, baby. A stout thing like you can fit a few packs of hot dogs and bologna in there, along with a sirloin or two, and walk out more or less undetected."

And shoplifting brings back memories of the despicable, but quotable, Tangerine LaBamba.