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Title: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: Dori on February 27, 2014, 07:44:40 PM
 It's another test....and I'm not taking it.  :rotf:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018580928

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magical thyme (6,622 posts)

Which pet should you actually have?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/chelseamarshall/which-pet-should-you-actually-have

Man I'm a bore. I ended up with a medium to large dog.

You sure it didn't say laughing hyena?

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mokawanis (2,975 posts)

1. Cat

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LiberalElite (2,197 posts)

2. I got
 
Wombat. Why do I take these tests? I a) a sucker; b) stupid; c) should know better; d) take things too seriously. 

No kidding?
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handmade34 (11,006 posts)

3. seriously??

http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/2014-02/enhanced/webdr06/25/17/enhanced-buzz-16040-1393366751-7.jpg

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rug (56,331 posts)

5. Hedgehog

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Kali (37,228 posts)

6. Ferret

That fits. They say people look like their pets.




Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: Big Dog on February 27, 2014, 07:53:02 PM
DUmmies should have rats.

From Petco.
Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 27, 2014, 07:57:54 PM
DUmmies should not be near any living thing.
Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 27, 2014, 08:11:40 PM
DUmmies should have pet rocks......but they would starve it to death.
Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: Skul on February 27, 2014, 08:43:51 PM
DUmpmonkey primitives shouldn't have one.
They can't seem to even take care of their own damn problems.
Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 27, 2014, 08:49:25 PM
Perfect pet for liberals"

sloth or

ptarmigan
Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: Skul on February 27, 2014, 08:52:39 PM
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on February 27, 2014, 08:49:25 PM
Perfect pet for liberals"

sloth or

ptarmigan
Beat me to it.  :bawl:
Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: ChuckJ on February 27, 2014, 08:56:02 PM
A starving Bengal tiger. The pet for every DUmmie.
Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: Skul on February 27, 2014, 09:07:04 PM
I'm kind of the opinion that JohnnyReb is right.
Teaching the rock to "stay", might be above their pay-grade.
Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: Big Dog on February 27, 2014, 09:24:34 PM
Do snazzola's hobo-crabs count as "pets"? How about that bald-tailed kitten he shares the Dumspter with?

(http://wildlifetrappersandrescue.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/virginia-opossum.jpg)
Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: Dori on February 27, 2014, 09:38:32 PM
Guess which Dummy this belongs to.

(http://i1329.photobucket.com/albums/w556/Doriville/5adbcd71-312f-43d8-a382-2e72bb901a7e_zps6d1b1684.jpg) (http://s1329.photobucket.com/user/Doriville/media/5adbcd71-312f-43d8-a382-2e72bb901a7e_zps6d1b1684.jpg.html)
Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: tanstaafl on February 27, 2014, 09:53:19 PM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 27, 2014, 08:11:40 PM
DUmmies should have pet rocks......but they would starve it to death.

Then, when they put a leash on it, they could use it as a weather rock. At least we'd get up to the minute accurate weather reports.
Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 27, 2014, 09:57:25 PM
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on February 27, 2014, 08:49:25 PM
Perfect pet for liberals"

sloth or

ptarmigan

Rabbits
Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: Dori on February 27, 2014, 11:31:06 PM
Oh my, this may be a DUmmie to keep track of.

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sharp_stick (10,368 posts)

10. A Boa Constrictor?
 
Ummm maybe not, I'm not a huge fan of snakes

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tandot (6,443 posts)

14. Frog??? Really?
 
I don't know how they came up with that, but I am definitely not a frog person.

Cold and slimy is a dead giveaway.

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HarveyDarkey (8,809 posts)

18. I got a frog too
 
WTF??!! 
 


Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on February 28, 2014, 01:52:09 AM
From the Amazon River, I think they should ALL have this pet:

The Candiru:

(http://i2.wp.com/listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/candirufish.jpg)


If I could afford it, I would pay even double, for trips to the amazon for the DUmmies, so long as they included large doses of swimming naked in the amazon - a stipulation which we all know they would see as a bonus. And, the Candiru being parasitic in nature, it and the DUmmies would bond closely and immediately, and not just in the physical sense. It could be the best action PHDD has ever had too... :lmao:

For those of you who may not know about this fish, you may not want to.

Not for the faint hearted rofl. (http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/92428/candiru)

(On edit: Don't they already have a pet walrus shared collectively?)


CMD



Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: delilahmused on February 28, 2014, 03:07:38 AM
Quote from: Big Dog on February 27, 2014, 07:53:02 PM
DUmmies should have rats.

From Petco.

Rats were one of the first pets my boys had. They're friendly, hardy and easy to care for. They don't live long (although we had two females who lived for almost 7 years) but they're cheap enough that you're not out very much when they die. No vet visits, no vaccinations, etc.

Cindie
Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: SarasotaRepub on February 28, 2014, 07:15:00 AM
Starving, abused tiger???  :-)
Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 28, 2014, 07:19:57 AM
Quote from: SarasotaRepub on February 28, 2014, 07:15:00 AM
Starving, abused tiger???  :-)

Shouldn't that be a panther? :tongue:

Good to see you, O Sith Lord! O-)
Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: 67 Rover on February 28, 2014, 08:11:40 AM
Black Mamba who we all know are very clingy and need lots of hugs.
Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: Skul on February 28, 2014, 10:23:22 AM
Quote from: delilahmused on February 28, 2014, 03:07:38 AM
Rats were one of the first pets my boys had. They're friendly, hardy and easy to care for. They don't live long (although we had two females who lived for almost 7 years) but they're cheap enough that you're not out very much when they die. No vet visits, no vaccinations, etc.

Cindie
There's more to Big Dog's comment than you realize.  :-)   :rotf:
Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 28, 2014, 10:27:05 AM
My uncle trained some of the best bird dogs ever in this area. He always told me that you had to be smarter than the dog to be able to train dogs....on those grounds, I'm sticking with my choice of "Pet Rocks" for DUmmie pets.
Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: lastparker on February 28, 2014, 10:35:31 AM
I got: Wombat.
 :???:
Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: Chris_ on February 28, 2014, 10:38:56 AM
Something that bites or stings.  A scorpion or a very nervous snake.
Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: Dori on February 28, 2014, 11:56:29 AM
I wonder if Amber ever got her therapy cat.  The one that's trained to watch her.

What kind of pet would be good for Loconuts?



Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 28, 2014, 12:01:47 PM
Quote from: Dori on February 28, 2014, 11:56:29 AM
I wonder if Amber ever got her therapy cat.  The one that's trained to watch her.

What kind of pet would be good for Loconuts?





The aforementioned rock.
Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: Dori on February 28, 2014, 12:59:13 PM
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Joe Shlabotnik (3,272 posts)

23. Chia Pet!
 
You want a living thing, but you’re not ready for most of them. Try a Chia Pet, there’s nothing to be ashamed of!

 :rofl:




Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: landofconfusion80 on February 28, 2014, 01:05:57 PM
Quote from: Dori on February 28, 2014, 11:56:29 AM
I wonder if Amber ever got her therapy cat.  The one that's trained to watch her.

What kind of pet would be good for Loconuts?





(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/Scarecrow%2C_Batman_Begins.png)
Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: delilahmused on February 28, 2014, 02:53:15 PM
Quote from: lastparker on February 28, 2014, 10:35:31 AM
I got: Wombat.
 :???:

Well, I got a sugar glider. Never even knew they could be pets and probably wouldn't get one if I had known. When I get another pet I'm going to get a Giant Green Iguana, there's so many that need homes because people buy them and don't realize how big they get and how much care they need. If I had the set up, I'd still be fostering rescued ones but you can't do everything.

Cindie
Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: Chris_ on February 28, 2014, 02:57:03 PM
Quote from: landofconfusion80 on February 28, 2014, 01:05:57 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/Scarecrow%2C_Batman_Begins.png)
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/Alien_facehugger_zps7a6e9c0f.jpg)
Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: I_B_Perky on February 28, 2014, 07:13:56 PM
Cockroaches. The dummies should get cockroaches. They could relate on a professional level.
Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: diesel driver on February 28, 2014, 07:42:16 PM
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on February 28, 2014, 12:01:47 PM
The aforementioned rock.

Placed against his head, with intensive velocity.   :lmao:

Repeated as often as necessary.   :lmao:

Or maybe a pet hammer.   :hammer:
Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 01, 2014, 04:16:25 AM
Quote from: diesel driver on February 28, 2014, 07:42:16 PM
Placed against his head, with intensive velocity.   :lmao:

Repeated as often as necessary.   :lmao:

Or maybe a pet hammer.   :hammer:

GMTA!
Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: miskie on March 01, 2014, 06:26:28 AM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 27, 2014, 08:11:40 PM
DUmmies should have pet rocks......but they would starve it to death.

Exactly what I was thinking, minus the starve to death part. Awesome  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: Purple Sage on March 01, 2014, 11:36:12 PM
They pets they already do have in abundance.  Lice and bedbugs.

And don't forget earwigs!
Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 02, 2014, 12:58:46 PM
Every time I hear about DUmp pets, I think of UGP's last farewell posts, a classic DUmp quote:

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Later I cried my eyes out in mike's truck going to petsmart to get frozen rats for my snake.

Frozen rats and ghost chickens make great pets.
Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 02, 2014, 01:10:42 PM
Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 02, 2014, 12:58:46 PM
Every time I hear about DUmp pets, I think of UGP's last farewell posts, a classic DUmp quote:

Frozen rats and ghost chickens make great pets.
BS....snakes won't eat frozen rats.
Title: Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
Post by: FlippyDoo on March 02, 2014, 01:50:27 PM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 02, 2014, 01:10:42 PM
BS....snakes won't eat frozen rats.

She probably just misspelled 'supper'.