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Title: One More Reason Why Some Guys Should Just Keep Their Mouths Shut
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 17, 2014, 09:48:03 AM: This one takes the cake . . .

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One More Reason Why Some Guys Should Just Keep Their Mouths Shut

Feb. 16, 2014 8:37pm Dave Urbanski

When Helena (Mont.) City Police officers responded to post-midnight assault complaint, they happened upon a wee bit more than they bargained for.

Anthony Allen, 33, had picked up two woman at a bar Friday night and brought them back to his apartment, Cpl. Kevin Carlson told The Independent Record in Helena, Mont.

After one of the women â€œdecidedâ€ to pass gas, Allen told her to leave his residence, Carlson said.

Bad move. The woman reportedly punched Allen in the face, after which he called police around 1 a.m. Saturday to report the assault.

However, after officers arrived at Allenâ€™s apartment, they probably became less concerned about the punch to his kisser than the evidence they spotted of marijuana and pipes on the premises.

Only two more paragraphs after this . . . at the link.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/02/16/one-more-reason-why-some-guys-should-just-keep-their-mouths-shut/

The guy . . . Oh well! (Not going to say what was on my mind . . . O-) )
Title: Re: One More Reason Why Some Guys Should Just Keep Their Mouths Shut
Post by: Big Dog on February 17, 2014, 07:25:54 PM: Threesome. Farting. Fighting. Cops. Pot. Jail.

It's just another Friday night in Helena.
Title: Re: One More Reason Why Some Guys Should Just Keep Their Mouths Shut
Post by: vesta111 on February 22, 2014, 04:57:09 PM: Good grief farting is a human condition, everyone does it and often at inconvenient times.

Darn glad this guy does not live on a farm, but I must say I have never heard a chicken fart.
Title: Re: One More Reason Why Some Guys Should Just Keep Their Mouths Shut
Post by: marv on February 22, 2014, 05:22:54 PM: I thought that everybody knew that wimmin don't fart or belch.....(http://www.conservativecave.com/Smileys/default/whistling.gif)
Title: Re: One More Reason Why Some Guys Should Just Keep Their Mouths Shut
Post by: Eupher on February 22, 2014, 06:20:00 PM: Quote from: marv on February 22, 2014, 05:22:54 PM
I thought that everybody knew that wimmin don't fart or belch.....(http://www.conservativecave.com/Smileys/default/whistling.gif)

That's correct. Women "poot". Farting is for men and kids.
Title: Re: One More Reason Why Some Guys Should Just Keep Their Mouths Shut
Post by: freedumb2003b on February 22, 2014, 09:02:03 PM: Quote from: vesta111 on February 22, 2014, 04:57:09 PM
Good grief farting is a human condition, everyone does it and often at inconvenient times.

Darn glad this guy does not live on a farm, but I must say I have never heard a chicken fart.

I hold mine until I get onto the elevator at the office.

Then I silently look at the nearest person to me in disgust...

Fart and switch
Title: Re: One More Reason Why Some Guys Should Just Keep Their Mouths Shut
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 23, 2014, 06:40:02 AM: My daughter--yes, 'The Heiress'--has discovered what a 'silent but deadly' is. Let's just say that she was the dealer. She flashed me one of these, when questioned about it: :-)