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Title: The fortune cookies
Post by: ChuckJ on February 06, 2014, 08:44:29 PM

My wife and I went to a Chinese restaurant. At the end of the meal they brought the bill and two fortune cookies. My wife has never liked fortune cookies so both cookies are always mine. I broke open the first cookie, and it does not have a fortune in it. First time that has ever happened to me. I broke open the second cookie, and it had a fortune that read: See other cookie.

I thought that was strange.

Title: Re: The fortune cookies
Post by: Chris_ on February 06, 2014, 08:57:37 PM

Quote from: ChuckJ on February 06, 2014, 08:44:29 PM

My wife and I went to a Chinese restaurant. At the end of the meal they brought the bill and two fortune cookies. My wife has never liked fortune cookies so both cookies are always mine. I broke open the first cookie, and it does not have a fortune in it. First time that has ever happened to me. I broke open the second cookie, and it had a fortune that read: See other cookie.

I thought that was strange.

Uh oh. :)

How's your life insurance?

Title: Re: The fortune cookies
Post by: Freeper on February 06, 2014, 08:59:10 PM

If you get an empty fortune cookie it means that you will die within the next 100 years.

Title: Re: The fortune cookies
Post by: thundley4 on February 06, 2014, 09:16:36 PM

Quote from: Freeper on February 06, 2014, 08:59:10 PM

If you get an empty fortune cookie it means that you will die within the next 100 years.

An empty fortune cookie means that that poor guy finally escaped.

Title: Re: The fortune cookies
Post by: Purple Sage on February 06, 2014, 09:20:24 PM

Confucius Say
Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie. 

Restaurant must be in DUmmie part of town.  They're trying to keep from getting sued for choking hazards.