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Offline ChuckJ

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The fortune cookies
« on: February 06, 2014, 08:44:29 PM »
My wife and I went to a Chinese restaurant. At the end of the meal they brought the bill and two fortune cookies. My wife has never liked fortune cookies so both cookies are always mine. I broke open the first cookie, and it does not have a fortune in it. First time that has ever happened to me. I broke open the second cookie, and it had a fortune that read: See other cookie.

I thought that was strange.
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Re: The fortune cookies
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2014, 08:57:37 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on February 06, 2014, 08:44:29 PM
My wife and I went to a Chinese restaurant. At the end of the meal they brought the bill and two fortune cookies. My wife has never liked fortune cookies so both cookies are always mine. I broke open the first cookie, and it does not have a fortune in it. First time that has ever happened to me. I broke open the second cookie, and it had a fortune that read: See other cookie.

I thought that was strange.
Uh oh. :)

How's your life insurance?
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Offline Freeper

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Re: The fortune cookies
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2014, 08:59:10 PM »
If you get an empty fortune cookie it means that you will die within the next 100 years.
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Re: The fortune cookies
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2014, 09:16:36 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on February 06, 2014, 08:59:10 PM
If you get an empty fortune cookie it means that you will die within the next 100 years.

An empty fortune cookie means that that poor guy finally escaped.
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Offline Purple Sage

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Re: The fortune cookies
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2014, 09:20:24 PM »
Confucius Say
Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie. 

Restaurant must be in DUmmie part of town.  They're trying to keep from getting sued for choking hazards.
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