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Title: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: dane on January 14, 2014, 05:00:25 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018555219
Tue Jan 14, 2014, 03:02 PM

 Knightraven (260 posts)
Just kicking it! So ask anything.
Last edited Tue Jan 14, 2014, 03:36 PM - Edit history (1)
 Setting back a kicking it today. Bored out of my mind... So Though I would come an play in the Lounge!

Nary a word about the weekend tryst with LFR, which has gotta hurt.  But wait!

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Knightraven (260 posts)
4. I am usually busy working or traveling.
I really don't play that much. When I do have time, I like Texas Hold'em.
Right now I am in Tucson, so I might go to one of the casinos, if someone I know was off work and we could go together.

Nope, nothing about Amber.  Maybe Amber can get a response.

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Response to Knightraven (Original post)
Tue Jan 14, 2014, 05:20 PM
 Lady Freedom Returns (6,535 posts)
7. Did you have fun Saturday?
I know I did!

Sorry, Amber.  It's over.  You need to get back to Dave or Chief Runningdrugs.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: tanstaafl on January 14, 2014, 05:04:31 PM
Somebody poke KnightRaven and tell s/h/it to wipe the mayonnaise off her jowls.

Slob.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: Charles Henrickson on January 14, 2014, 05:17:24 PM
At least Lady Freedom Returns has returned, safe and sound. I was beginning to worry. I was envisioning our little Amber out there in the desert, curled up next to a cactus, whimpering, vultures flying overhead and coyotes circling. But now I'm wondering if she had her heart broken once again, jilted now by both sexes, on top of her shot girl dreams being shot down, and so on.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: jukin on January 14, 2014, 05:20:36 PM
My guess is that unless both of them had Crane necks there was no 69.
IFYKWIMAIKYD
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: tanstaafl on January 14, 2014, 05:29:25 PM
My guess is that unless both of them had Crane necks there was no 69.
IFYKWIMAIKYD

I can't get the picture of NHSparky's description out of my mind!

Like a bulldog licking an empty mayonnaise jar.

Bleach, BLEACH! I need a gallon of mind Bleach!
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: Bad Dog on January 14, 2014, 05:31:14 PM
Going to have to watch this thread.  What do you call a scrap between a dikebiker and a shotgirl?  Catfight just doesn't seem to cover it.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: USA4ME on January 14, 2014, 05:36:02 PM
Wouldn't surprise me if Knightraven is Amber's sock.

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Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 14, 2014, 05:40:26 PM
Wouldn't surprise me if Knightraven is Amber's sock.

.

I agree.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: Dori on January 14, 2014, 05:42:06 PM
Knightraven works on porn films.  Not in them, she mans the cameras or something.

Maybe she wants to make LFR a star.

Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: hillneck on January 14, 2014, 06:14:34 PM
Maybe she wants to make LFR a star.



Talk about needing mind bleach.     :puke:
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: tanstaafl on January 14, 2014, 06:36:09 PM
Going to have to watch this thread.  What do you call a scrap between a dikebiker and a shotgirl?  Catfight just doesn't seem to cover it.

Two hippos wrestling under a tarp?
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: Tess Anderson on January 14, 2014, 06:46:20 PM
and she still hasn't replied to Amber and it sounds like they haven't spoken since the date. I wonder (unless they really are one and the same) if Amber didn't run her off with her demanding and whiny ways - TBR sure seems cool to her now.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: wasp69 on January 14, 2014, 08:01:12 PM
What do you call a scrap between a dikebiker and a shotgirl?  Catfight just doesn't seem to cover it.

Rodeo?  Stampede?  Ho down?
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: JakeStyle on January 14, 2014, 08:06:04 PM
I'm convinced that Knightraven is just a persona made up by LFR to further her storyline.  She's talking to herself.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: Big Dog on January 14, 2014, 08:10:23 PM
I'm convinced that Knightraven is just a persona made up by LFR to further her storyline.  She's talking to herself.

I disagree. If she was a sock, Amber would have her gushing about the date.

It looks like the bike dyke left with a bad taste in her mouth.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: JakeStyle on January 14, 2014, 08:30:31 PM
I disagree. If she was a sock, Amber would have her gushing about the date.

It looks like the bike dyke left with a bad taste in her mouth.

I'm certain that it's all Amber, if you read Knightraven's earlier posts, you will understand.  LFR is trying to game the DUmp.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: Dori on January 14, 2014, 08:48:03 PM
I disagree. If she was a sock, Amber would have her gushing about the date.

It looks like the bike dyke left with a bad taste in her mouth.

Knightrider responded to LFR.  I think she wants another date.  Asked LFR to text her when she has a day off. 




Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: obumazombie on January 14, 2014, 10:00:16 PM
Going to have to watch this thread.  What do you call a scrap between a dikebiker and a shotgirl?  Catfight just doesn't seem to cover it.


How dare you ?

What's the answer to your question ?
Preface your answer with "How dare you ?"
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: Tess Anderson on January 14, 2014, 10:20:50 PM
Knightrider responded to LFR.  I think she wants another date.  Asked LFR to text her when she has a day off. 

Yes but notice "she" replied to "her" only after the comments in this thread. I am more and more convinced they are one and the same. "Bike", for example . . . always capitalized:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1018&pid=421866

but this old thread is the biggest reason LFR = knightrider:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018470911

"Knightrider" just exists for Amber to draw attention (and wishadupe funds) to "LFR". How would some internet acquaintance know exactly how to find Dave and Chad and then publically post about it? It's Amber, all of it.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: Chris_ on January 14, 2014, 10:35:21 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018470911
Wait, what?

lol.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: Big Dog on January 14, 2014, 10:37:29 PM
Knightrider responded to LFR.  I think she wants another date.  Asked LFR to text her when she has a day off. 

The bike dyke's post reminded me of Sheriff Bart and Lili von Schtupp at breakfast.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: Bad Dog on January 14, 2014, 10:43:33 PM
Yes but notice "she" replied to "her" only after the comments in this thread. I am more and more convinced they are one and the same. "Bike", for example . . . always capitalized:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1018&pid=421866

but this old thread is the biggest reason LFR = knightrider:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018470911

"Knightrider" just exists for Amber to draw attention (and wishadupe funds) to "LFR". How would some internet acquaintance know exactly how to find Dave and Chad and then publically post about it? It's Amber, all of it.

Excellent research Tess.  The game is afoot.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: Chris_ on January 14, 2014, 10:52:55 PM
Meanwhile, in Joplin... (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018470911)
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Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Original post)
Mon Sep 2, 2013, 06:23 PM

Knightraven (261 posts)
1. Okay, I take it you have a job.
 
BUT WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!

I went to your place when I pulled into town, but I was told that he hoped you were... add your own words. Then I get on DU and see a post about some kind of ticket and wishado? Where are you? Are you fine? What is going on and who is that goon that answered the door for your man?
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Response to Knightraven (Reply #1)
Mon Sep 2, 2013, 07:22 PM

Lady Freedom Returns (6,540 posts)
2. You have been gone so long I thought you pulled something south of the boarder...

and got in trouble!

Glad to hear you are back in the States!

With you describing him as a "goon", you must have seen the guy that broke me and my SO up.

I am with family in MO. Before you ask, yes that family. I was so upset I ended up taking a bad deal.

But a wonderful DU member has paid for a ticket home. And I have a post on Wishadoo that OneGrassRoot helped me set up so I will have a little money when I leave here since I am having to pay a lot of money to my family from this job I do have right now for my upkeep.

I will be on the bus on Sat. Oct. 5th @ 7:35a.m and back home on Sun. the 6th.around 9-9:30 a.m.

Hope we run into each other!
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: Bad Dog on January 14, 2014, 11:21:35 PM
This is all new to me.  Do the DUmmies often create sock puppet sex partners to build DUmp cred?  Or is the dikebiker a real person in her mind?
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: Big Dog on January 14, 2014, 11:25:14 PM
This is all new to me.  Do the DUmmies often create sock puppet sex partners to build DUmp cred?  Or is the dikebiker a real person in her mind?

The sock puppet tradition is well-documented; but this is the first time, to my knowledge, that sock puppets are having sex.

It may bear adding them the the Anthropology of Skins' Island folder in the Masters' Forum.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 15, 2014, 12:38:53 AM
I never worried about Amber.

She has that $100 nest egg to fall back on.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: Bad Dog on January 15, 2014, 12:47:41 AM
The sock puppet tradition is well-documented; but this is the first time, to my knowledge, that sock puppets are having sex.

It may bear adding them the the Anthropology of Skins' Island folder in the Masters' Forum.

My mind is bent, is Amber dikebiker's puppet or vers visa?  Maybe it's better to think of them both as a retired farmer in Iowa.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: tanstaafl on January 15, 2014, 01:31:58 AM
My mind is bent, is Amber dikebiker's puppet or vers visa?  Maybe it's better to think of them both as a retired farmer in Iowa.

KnightRaven is Amber's sock. KnightRaven has less than 300 posts on the DUmp, Amber has 6000 +.

Now, if my theory about Zed, the retired farmer in NW Iowa, is incorrect, then KnightRaven would have to be from Joplin MO, too. Because Amber was surprised! SURPRISED!!111! by Springfield MO When her and Dreamboat Dave wandered into town from the two week trek to the Kansas border. She ooo'd and aaah'd like Springfield, bastion of Republican Thought in SW Missouri was an emerging Demoncrat Stronghold. It's not. Biggest things going on in Springfield are the Hot Rod Nationals (Stolen from Duqoin IL due to bear breasts) in the Summer and the upperclassmen gawking the new crop of freshman girls in September at SWMo State,

Springfield is the 4th largest city in MO, Amber was blowing her pie hole about what a great town it was like a first timer, and it's where 1/4th of the state of MO goes to shop. And she's less than 100 miles away! KCMO is more than 100 miles from Joplin and St Louis is almost 200 miles. And there's no interstate connecting Joplin to anywhere. Nobody from the SW part of the state would dare go to Columbia as MU and SWMS are big rivals since SWMS Bears made Div 1 in B-Ball. That's a riot just waiting to happen.

And this KnightRaven chick, who sounds from her post to be way less ditzier than Amber, would probably have never steered her dirt bike over the RR tracks. So the only place the two of them could have met up would have been the gay biker bars in Joplin. Of which there are very, very few. If any.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: Tucker on January 15, 2014, 06:42:32 AM
The sock puppet tradition is well-documented; but this is the first time, to my knowledge, that sock puppets are having sex.

It may bear adding them the the Anthropology of Skins' Island folder in the Masters' Forum.

Self gratification or more simply masturbation.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: lastparker on January 15, 2014, 08:13:10 AM
This is fascinating, to say the least.  On the one hand, some of this evidence of a sock puppet is compelling, but on the other hand, LFR would have to be a hell of a lot smarter than I think she is to write {mostly} coherently as Knight-whatever and then go back to her quasi-illiterate writing style so effortlessly.

So,  :popcorn:
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: obumazombie on January 15, 2014, 08:15:30 AM
My mind is bent, is Amber dikebiker's puppet or vers visa?  Maybe it's better to think of them both as a retired farmer in Iowa.

How dare you ?
Preface your reply with "How dare you ?".

Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: Chris_ on January 15, 2014, 08:16:19 AM
This is fascinating, to say the least.  On the one hand, some of this evidence of a sock puppet is compelling, but on the other hand, LFR would have to be a hell of a lot smarter than I think she is to write {mostly} coherently as Knight-whatever and then go back to her quasi-illiterate writing style so effortlessly.

So,  :popcorn:
I didn't notice a difference between the two.  They're nearly identical.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: Chris_ on January 15, 2014, 08:40:22 AM
 (http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/places_zps754c1b68.jpg)
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 15, 2014, 09:03:30 AM
I smell something fishy.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: vesta111 on January 15, 2014, 09:23:42 AM
I do think we have been duped by a few, perhaps 4 of them in college in a civics class writing lampoon on the web as an interesting paper in class.

First I noticed Amber's posts remind me of the old Nancy Drew books from the 30's that had perhaps 6 different writers writing each chapter when we believed only one writer was involved.

It started during depression times and writers were having a hard time getting a job, publishing a good seller at that time was nearly impossible unless you had MONEY behind you.

One company solved the starving writers problems by hiring not just one writer but a bunch of them and paid them per chapter.    Much cheaper to do so as to pay just one writer was very expensive to take a chance on.  So to pay a writer $10.00 a chapter and have a choice of what writer to go with of what comes next was profitable for the Publishing Houses.

So I see a link here with the Hardy Boys, Trixie Belden  ETC.

These posts from Amber read like that to me.   No way can Amber still be the only poster under her name or the sock puppets just one person.  

What the hell, we can get outrageous also, but what the heck are we to post to make Amber and sock puppets run away in disgusts?  

Need a lot of crap they cannot add to their papers to prove we Conservatives are wicked.

I can start one with vivid details about having sex with a Sumo Wrestler, at the age of 14.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: Bad Dog on January 15, 2014, 10:42:03 AM
I do think we have been duped by a few, perhaps 4 of them in college in a civics class writing lampoon on the web as an interesting paper in class.

I can start one with vivid details about having sex with a Sumo Wrestler, at the age of 14.

I told you people, she's a savant!!!
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: DefiantSix on January 15, 2014, 11:14:25 AM
This is fascinating, to say the least.  On the one hand, some of this evidence of a sock puppet is compelling, but on the other hand, LFR would have to be a hell of a lot smarter than I think she is to write {mostly} coherently as Knight-whatever and then go back to her quasi-illiterate writing style so effortlessly.

So,  :popcorn:

You presume of course, that Amber is anywhere within 100 miles of Tucson.

I'm now convinced that Lady FreeDUmb Retarded (aka: the David Hasselhoff wannabe, Knightrider) is the DNC's replacement "composite person" for the dearly departed Bobo the Hobo.  Both are sock puppets designed to separate Wish-a-Dupe DUmbshits from "their" money. 

I'd lay heavy odds that anything donated to these phony Proglodytes goes directly into the DNC's general fund, as the Party is in debt up to it's plucked eyeballs and has been "exploring new funding sources" for almost a year now.


The DUmp Proglodytes are sheep, and $kinner is the DNC designated shepherd. :sheep:
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: Linda on January 15, 2014, 11:31:46 AM
You presume of course, that Amber is anywhere within 100 miles of Tucson.

I'm now convinced that Lady FreeDUmb Retarded (aka: the David Hasselhoff wannabe, Knightrider) is the DNC's replacement "composite person" for the dearly departed Bobo the Hobo.  Both are sock puppets designed to separate Wish-a-Dupe DUmbshits from "their" money. 

I'd lay heavy odds that anything donated to these phony Proglodytes goes directly into the DNC's general fund, as the Party is in debt up to it's plucked eyeballs and has been "exploring new funding sources" for almost a year now.


The DUmp Proglodytes are sheep, and $kinner is the DNC designated shepherd. :sheep:

You could be on to something there...maybe that's why Skinner isn't putting a stop to all the beggars threads over at the DUmp.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: wasp69 on January 15, 2014, 11:56:35 AM
You presume of course, that Amber is anywhere within 100 miles of Tucson.

I'm now convinced that Lady FreeDUmb Retarded (aka: the David Hasselhoff wannabe, Knightrider) is the DNC's replacement "composite person" for the dearly departed Bobo the Hobo.  Both are sock puppets designed to separate Wish-a-Dupe DUmbshits from "their" money. 

I'd lay heavy odds that anything donated to these phony Proglodytes goes directly into the DNC's general fund, as the Party is in debt up to it's plucked eyeballs and has been "exploring new funding sources" for almost a year now.


The DUmp Proglodytes are sheep, and $kinner is the DNC designated shepherd. :sheep:

An Amber Hoyt in Joplin does/did exist:

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Senior Amber Hoyt, of Joplin, was accepted at the University of Missouri-Columbia but decided to attend MSSU because of nearby family and lower tuition costs.

Even with her frugal decisions, the 29-year-old is worried that debt from her federal loans will affect her credit.

“This will probably keep me from getting a house or a car for a while,” Hoyt said. “I thought the loans were probably the safest bet.”

Hoyt’s sister, Crystal, said costs escalate as students progress through their majors, meaning they pay more and more each year.

“You have to have these classes to graduate,” said Crystal Hoyt, 25.
http://www.joplinglobe.com/x212090946/College-students-feel-the-pinch/print

I'm inclined to believe that she exists, is bumming in Tucson, and is absolutely batty.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 15, 2014, 02:22:36 PM
Going to have to watch this thread.  What do you call a scrap between a dikebiker and a shotgirl?  Catfight just doesn't seem to cover it.

"Dogfight."
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: Bad Dog on January 15, 2014, 02:58:35 PM
I'm inclined to believe that she exists, is bumming in Tucson, and is absolutely batty.

Not sure about the appropriate framing here.  Do we call you the "denier" or you call us that?
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: obumazombie on January 15, 2014, 03:22:52 PM
Not sure about the appropriate framing here.  Do we call you the "denier" or you call us that?

How dare you ?
Please preference any reply with "How dare you?".
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 15, 2014, 03:23:14 PM
That sheep with someone screwing it sure fits the DUmmie sheeple perfectly.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: DefiantSix on January 15, 2014, 03:32:55 PM
An Amber Hoyt in Joplin does/did exist:
http://www.joplinglobe.com/x212090946/College-students-feel-the-pinch/print

I'm inclined to believe that she exists, is bumming in Tucson, and is absolutely batty.

I can believe she exists. That she's slumming it in Tucson is becoming harder to believe by the minute.  As she's a leftist, we hold these truths to be self evident that she's batty, I can readily grant you that.

I tend to think that Amber Hoyt is currently hammering away at her keyboard as a DNC operative in Joplin MO, though.  She's far too good at tailoring her posts for DUmmy consumption to be living the dream as a lice-infested bum on a computer at the Tucson Public Library.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 15, 2014, 03:38:27 PM
I can believe she exists. That she's slumming it in Tucson is becoming harder to believe by the minute.  As she's a leftist, we hold these truths to be self evident that she's batty, I can readily grant you that.

I tend to think that Amber Hoyt is currently hammering away at her keyboard as a DNC operative in Joplin MO, though.  She's far too good at tailoring her posts for DUmmy consumption to be living the dream as a lice-infested bum on a computer at the Tucson Public Library.

 :popcorn:
In other words...collect the money and make up lies.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: DefiantSix on January 15, 2014, 03:42:23 PM
In other words...collect the money and make up lies.

The Democrat party at it's purest. :cheers1:
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: wasp69 on January 15, 2014, 03:45:16 PM
Not sure about the appropriate framing here.  Do we call you the "denier" or you call us that?

How about we not sweat it and just get drunk instead?
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: obumazombie on January 15, 2014, 08:11:11 PM
How about we not sweat it and just get drunk instead?


How dare you ?
I'm not that easy...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAz0FR4fySc[/youtube]


Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: Tess Anderson on January 15, 2014, 09:44:43 PM
Right on the verge of making a new Amber update thread, but I just wanted to say she's at it again:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018555710

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Wed Jan 15, 2014, 02:07 PM

 Lady Freedom Returns (6,555 posts)


WOW! I got a lot done before noon today! All good too!


 First was an early morning meeting with my health team in the program I am in. Got to meet my new case manager. She will be the one to help keep me active and watch for signs of increasing depression. We will be seeing a lot of each other.
 
My physician says the latest x-rays show good results and he sees no reason to not clear me to start ultra sound treatments in Feb.
 
And I got to take a look at my apartment this morning too! I is a lovely studio with WiFi access. They have repainted all the walls with a nice, very light tan. And since I happen to mention that I was not a big fan of carpeting, they went with just keeping the lovely wood floor. They usually replace it every time someone moves out, but they decided not with what I said in our first meeting. I can not be more pleased!
 
The complex has a pool and a newly remodeled laundry. All the machines are new.

This place has a bus stop right in front and it is three blocks from a grocery store, two really. And in the opposite direction , just two block from my Doctor offices and pharmacy.
 
I am having a great day! I hope some of these good vibes I am having can get picked up by everyone on the Board! Everyone deserves to feel this good!

craycray

Sleepingbagguy asks:

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Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Reply #4)

Wed Jan 15, 2014, 02:39 PM

 OffWithTheirHeads (9,394 posts)

5. We couldn't be happier for you! How eas the date?

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Response to OffWithTheirHeads (Reply #5)

Wed Jan 15, 2014, 02:42 PM

 Lady Freedom Returns (6,555 posts)

6. It was great!


Went to the Sushi Garden for lunch and then down to 4th. Ave to window shop and see the street performers. We even went down near the airport to watch the plans.

*we*  :rotf:
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: Chris_ on January 15, 2014, 09:49:21 PM
Health teams, case managers, free WiFi.  It's enough to make a useless, fat **** cream her pants in joy.

Deferring to reality for a moment, this could all be one elaborate hallucination by a sedated inmate in a state mental institution.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: Tucker on January 15, 2014, 09:56:22 PM
Health teams, case managers, free WiFi.  It's enough to make a useless, fat **** cream her pants in joy.

Deferring to reality for a moment, this could all be one elaborate hallucination by a sedated inmate in a state mental institution.

Does she still have the laptop to utilize the free wifi? I don't think so. She's like Bobo having to wait until the library is open.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: Chris_ on January 15, 2014, 10:04:38 PM
I have no clue.  The entire thing reads like a fevered dream from someone who's imagined they've hit some giant score of free shelter, furnishings, and mental health care. 
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: Dori on January 15, 2014, 10:16:33 PM
I have no clue.  The entire thing reads like a fevered dream from someone who's imagined they've hit some giant score of free shelter, furnishings, and mental health care. 


Well I'm movin' on up,
 To the east side.
 To a section 8 apartment in the sky.
 Movin' on up,
 To the east side.
 I finally got a piece of the pie.


 Fish will be fryin' in the kitchen;
 Steaks burnin' on the grill.
 Took a whole lotta cryin',
 Just to get up that hill.
 Now I'm up in the big leagues,
 Gettin' my turn at bat.
 As long as I live, it's and my welfare,
 And they're even giving me a cat


 Well I'm movin' on up,
 To the east side.
 To a section 8 apartment in the sky.
 Movin' on up,
 To the east side.
 I finally got a piece of the pie.
 
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: Chris_ on January 15, 2014, 10:18:25 PM
This is her American Dream.  We're not supposed to be laughing at her.

(hi-5)
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: tanstaafl on January 15, 2014, 11:38:59 PM
*we*   :rotf:

Could be French.

The Somolian refugees didn't even get treated this good. But they did displace the Mexicans in the meat packing plants in Nebraska.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: franksolich on January 16, 2014, 06:55:54 AM
Health teams, case managers, free WiFi.  It's enough to make a useless, fat **** cream her pants in joy.

Deferring to reality for a moment, this could all be one elaborate hallucination by a sedated inmate in a state mental institution.

Of course.

It's all made up, excepting for the part about Amber being homeless in Tucson.

If Tucson really were this generous to the voluntarily homeless, Tucson would have a population greater than that of Shanghai, China, as anybody and everybody homeless in North America would stampede there.

She's making this up, because she needs to show that she made the right decision, leaving the loving caring custody of her loving caring sisters back in Joplin.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 16, 2014, 07:25:27 AM
Of course.

It's all made up, excepting for the part about Amber being homeless in Tucson.

If Tucson really were this generous to the voluntarily homeless, Tucson would have a population greater than that of Shanghai, China, as anybody and everybody homeless in North America would stampede there.

She's making this up, because she needs to show that she made the right decision, leaving the loving caring custody of her loving caring sisters back in Joplin.

I think you're correct.  H5.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: Tucker on January 16, 2014, 07:54:17 AM
Of course.

It's all made up, excepting for the part about Amber being homeless in Tucson.

If Tucson really were this generous to the voluntarily homeless, Tucson would have a population greater than that of Shanghai, China, as anybody and everybody homeless in North America would stampede there.

She's making this up, because she needs to show that she made the right decision, leaving the loving caring custody of her loving caring sisters back in Joplin.

Her exposure of getting put into the lap of luxury will thwart any and all future attempts of asking for alms. DUmmies will withhold donations as Amber will live better than most DUers do.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: franksolich on January 16, 2014, 08:28:25 AM
I think you're correct.  H5.

Thanks to our colleague DUmpsterDiver, who posted this on another thread:

Quote
Karin on Today at 06:31:55 am
OK now look.  Her little tale just overreached with this one.  Just stop it Amber.  This is not happening.  There is no program anywhere in the world that provides for all of this.  The closest is Section 8, where you get a true shithole, the crappiest apartments in town with the most loathsome neighbors.


http://cms3.tucsonaz.gov/hcd/contact-section-8

Rental Assistance and Homeowner Assistance Program Application Status
Section 8                                         Is not currently accepting applications.
Public Housing                                   Now accepting applications for some. waiting lists.
Posadas Sentinel                               Now accepting applications.
Elderly Homeowner Repair Assistance     Is not currently accepting applications
Lead Hazard Control Program                Is not currently accepting applications
Deferred Loan Program                        Is not currently accepting applications

I believe Amber's in Tucson, living on the streets, but the rest of her tale, no.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: obumazombie on January 16, 2014, 08:41:20 AM
How does bane feel about LFR ? Has anyone asked the bane on our forum who claims to be the DU bane ?
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: tanstaafl on January 16, 2014, 08:51:14 AM
How does bane feel about LFR ? Has anyone asked the bane on our forum who claims to be the DU bane ?

Alex grabbed her toys and went home last night. Said you guys didn't play well with her. Oh, and somebody was laughing at her pho-toes (that she posted on the DUmp) and making fun of her ginormous mammaries while ignoring her ample butt.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: obumazombie on January 16, 2014, 08:53:59 AM
Alex grabbed her toys and went home last night. Said you guys didn't play well with her. Oh, and somebody was laughing at her pho-toes (that she posted on the DUmp) and making fun of her ginormous mammaries while ignoring her ample butt.

Thanks for the mammaries...


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtL37OIXV_I[/youtube]


Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: fatboy on January 16, 2014, 09:04:49 AM
Health teams, case managers, free WiFi.  It's enough to make a useless, fat **** cream her pants in joy.

Deferring to reality for a moment, this could all be one elaborate hallucination by a sedated inmate in a state mental institution.

What, no mention of valet parking?
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: Charles Henrickson on January 16, 2014, 03:09:24 PM
Knightraven works on porn films.  Not in them, she mans the cameras or something.

I'm thinking that's not all she mans.

If she is real, of course.


- - - - - - - - - -

DATE A LEZZY
Tune: "Take It Easy" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEzTdBJUHO8)

Well, I'm a Lady called Returns
Tryin' to lose my concerns
I've got sev'ral boyfriends on my mind
One that's now in prison
One that has gone missin'
None around that I can find

Date a lezzy
Date a lezzy
Don't let the fact that you're a girl
Make you dizzy

Lighten up, it's not the end
Don't even try to comprehend
Just find a chick to make your friend
And date a lezzy

Well, I'm standin' on a corner
In Tucson, Arizona
And such a fine sight to see
It's a lonely dyke
On a motorbike
Slowin' down, and then she says to me:

"Come on, Lady
Don't be fraidy
I gotta know if your sweet self
Is gonna date me

"I can say you won't be bored
You'll find new vistas to be explored
So hop on up and climb aboard
And date a lezzy!" . . .

Well, it's gettin' kinda late
And we're out on our date
Got a woman driver up in front
Sittin' right behind her
I need a reminder
She's just another . . . girl

Date a lezzy
Date a lezzy
Don't let the fact that you're a girl
Make you dizzy

Come on, Lady
Don't be fraidy
I gotta know if lezbo love
Will now persuade me . . .

Oh, I'm gettin' dizzy
I thought I'd date a lezzy
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: Skul on January 16, 2014, 03:22:28 PM
Spacious new living quarters.
Fine furniture.
Beautiful wood floor.
(http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.5006683238107531&w=203&h=147&c=7&rs=1&pid=1.7)
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: obumazombie on January 16, 2014, 11:00:48 PM
Spacious new living quarters.
Fine furniture.
Beautiful wood floor.
(http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.5006683238107531&w=203&h=147&c=7&rs=1&pid=1.7)

1 lump or 2 ?
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: DefiantSix on January 16, 2014, 11:52:25 PM
1 lump or 2 ?

Yes.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: RobJohnson on January 17, 2014, 02:18:55 AM
Quote
Wed Jan 15, 2014, 02:07 PM

 Lady Freedom Returns (6,555 posts)


WOW! I got a lot done before noon today! All good too!


 First was an early morning meeting with my health team in the program I am in. Got to meet my new case manager. She will be the one to help keep me active and watch for signs of increasing depression. We will be seeing a lot of each other.
 
My physician says the latest x-rays show good results and he sees no reason to not clear me to start ultra sound treatments in Feb.
 
And I got to take a look at my apartment this morning too! I is a lovely studio with WiFi access. They have repainted all the walls with a nice, very light tan. And since I happen to mention that I was not a big fan of carpeting, they went with just keeping the lovely wood floor. They usually replace it every time someone moves out, but they decided not with what I said in our first meeting. I can not be more pleased!
 
The complex has a pool and a newly remodeled laundry. All the machines are new.

This place has a bus stop right in front and it is three blocks from a grocery store, two really. And in the opposite direction , just two block from my Doctor offices and pharmacy.
 
I am having a great day! I hope some of these good vibes I am having can get picked up by everyone on the Board! Everyone deserves to feel this good!


I've seen some very nice and even brand new subsidized housing. I have even seen them with swimming pools. The complexes with pools did not start out subsidized but later took on the state clients after the economy had issues.

It's amazing that people with no ambition in life are able to live better then people that work their asses off for a living.
Title: Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
Post by: Purple Sage on January 17, 2014, 10:25:50 AM


I've seen some very nice and even brand new subsidized housing. I have even seen them with swimming pools. The complexes with pools did not start out subsidized but later took on the state clients after the economy had issues.

It's amazing that people with no ambition in life are able to live better then people that work their asses off for a living.

My niece's home WAS very nice until she rented it out as a Section 8.  All that lovely profit she oodled over went to repairs after the renters moved out though.  LOL  They have shockingly nice housing for Section 8 these days.