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Title: Byronius is off his meds.
Post by: Mary Ann on December 15, 2013, 09:20:21 AM
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byronius (2,772 posts)     Sun Dec 15, 2013, 08:14 AM

Battle Of The ****ing Bulge.

I’m almost finished with Atkinson’s brilliant third volume of WWII history. We’re in the Battle Of The Bulge; McAuliffe has just said ‘Nuts’ to Hasso Von Manteuffel from Bastogne, Patton is about to make the Wheel, and Montgomery is hopping up and down like a manic rabbit demanding more power. Young Americans are dying all throughout the Ardennes. Scared, overrun, holding here, fleeing there, massacred here, revenging there. That Sherman that made the Raggedy 106th cheer? It was being driven by the SS. ****ers. Mother****ing SS. They opened fire on those Lost Boys in the woods, and all hope fled. And you know what those boys were doing there in that ****ing dark snowy wood?

Saving our ****ing asses from Dick Cheney, the Prequel, that’s what. I love those ****ing Lost Boys out there behind St. Vith. I’m rooting for them. They lose everytime, and they all die, but I root for them anyway, because of all fights, that was the ****ing Excellent Fight. ****ing Sepp Dietrich’s got Tiger Tanks, and he’s shoving them right down your throat, and you got nothing but a ****ing M-1 Garand, but you ****ing hold your ground because **** THE NAZIS, and that’s how the world is saved, holding back the 6th Panzers for just one more ****ing hour, so that George Mother****ing Lunatic Genius Patton can wheel six divisions around and kick their ass all the way back to Deutschland.

Kinda like what we’re going to have to do with the Mother****ing Corporate 1% Dickhead Hoarder Military-Industrial-Complex-Walmart/Halliburton Neo-Nazis. Watch out, ****ing Paul ****ing Evil Ryan, reincarnated Hippie Pattons are wheeling around to sweep your incompetent primate buttocks all the way to Greedhead Valhalla. It's going to happen. Here comes your Nuremberg, Rand Paul. And **** you very much for trying.

'Nuts', 1%. **** off and pass into history like the Robber Barons you are. We're coming.
Title: Re: Byronius is off his meds.
Post by: Linda on December 15, 2013, 09:24:06 AM
I don't think that guy likes the 1%.

Title: Re: Byronius is off his meds.
Post by: FlippyDoo on December 15, 2013, 09:24:52 AM
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Battle Of The ****ing Bulge.

I’m almost finished with Atkinson’s brilliant third volume of WWII history. We’re in the Battle Of The Bulge; McAuliffe has just said ‘Nuts’ to Hasso Von Manteuffel from Bastogne, Patton is about to make the Wheel, and Montgomery is hopping up and down like a manic rabbit demanding more power. Young Americans are dying all throughout the Ardennes. Scared, overrun, holding here, fleeing there, massacred here, revenging there. That Sherman that made the Raggedy 106th cheer? It was being driven by the SS. ****ers. Mother****ing SS. They opened fire on those Lost Boys in the woods, and all hope fled. And you know what those boys were doing there in that ****ing dark snowy wood?

Saving our ****ing asses from Dick Cheney, the Prequel, that’s what. I love those ****ing Lost Boys out there behind St. Vith. I’m rooting for them. They lose everytime, and they all die, but I root for them anyway, because of all fights, that was the ****ing Excellent Fight. ****ing Sepp Dietrich’s got Tiger Tanks, and he’s shoving them right down your throat, and you got nothing but a ****ing M-1 Garand, but you ****ing hold your ground because **** THE NAZIS, and that’s how the world is saved, holding back the 6th Panzers for just one more ****ing hour, so that George Mother****ing Lunatic Genius Patton can wheel six divisions around and kick their ass all the way back to Deutschland.

Kinda like what we’re going to have to do with the Mother****ing Corporate 1% Dickhead Hoarder Military-Industrial-Complex-Walmart/Halliburton Neo-Nazis. Watch out, ****ing Paul ****ing Evil Ryan, reincarnated Hippie Pattons are wheeling around to sweep your incompetent primate buttocks all the way to Greedhead Valhalla. It's going to happen. Here comes your Nuremberg, Rand Paul. And **** you very much for trying.

'Nuts', 1%. **** off and pass into history like the Robber Barons you are. We're coming.

Ahhh, DU love and tolerance...it smells like...<sniff, sniff>...well...<sniff>...it actually smells like hypocritical bullshit. I guess Christmas cheer is getting an early start at DU.
Title: Re: Byronius is off his meds.
Post by: Carl on December 15, 2013, 09:35:28 AM
Leftist insanity is so delicious!
Title: Re: Byronius is off his meds.
Post by: dane on December 15, 2013, 09:35:58 AM
Why do so many of the DUmmies have difficulty expressing themselves without using "****ing" in various forms, with or without asterisks replacing letters?

One rarely sees that at CC.  I have gone months without using any of the forms in daily conversations, and write it even less.
Title: Re: Byronius is off his meds.
Post by: Mary Ann on December 15, 2013, 09:38:16 AM
My dad was a WWII vet, and he fought in the Battle of the Bulge. He believed in capitalism, and would have strenuously disapproved of  "hippie Pattons" coming after the 1%.
Title: Re: Byronius is off his meds.
Post by: Big Dog on December 15, 2013, 09:45:13 AM
The DUmmy who thinks he is Lord Byron, standing alone on a rocky place, looking out into the distance...

is a mother****ing idiot.

Literally.



Put your money where your mouth is, DUmmy. We're waiting.
Title: Re: Byronius is off his meds.
Post by: Big Dog on December 15, 2013, 09:53:32 AM
Why do so many of the DUmmies have difficulty expressing themselves without using "****ing" in various forms, with or without asterisks replacing letters?

One rarely sees that at CC.  I have gone months without using any of the forms in daily conversations, and write it even less.

It's a tool. I use it when I write. Properly used, it can be a rapier, a club, or a Claymore mine (each of which has its place). For the DUmmies, it's a crutch and a lens to focus their impotent rage.

The last time I said it aloud was prefatory to an emergency room visit.
Title: Re: Byronius is off his meds.
Post by: SarasotaRepub on December 15, 2013, 10:02:06 AM
Byron really needs a shot of some med to calm down... :loser:
Title: Re: Byronius is off his meds.
Post by: EagleKeeper on December 15, 2013, 10:21:40 AM
I don't know, if it could learn to cuss less it might have been more entertaining and instructive.

Honestly, it does have a kernel of truth but it's completely lost behind a wall of profanity.

I thought $kimmer frowned upon folkes that channel the Rude Pundit.
Title: Re: Byronius is off his meds.
Post by: Skul on December 15, 2013, 11:02:00 AM
The Byronette character is a rank amateur compared to the aviationpro (rt seat rider on a turd hearse) idiot.
Fortunately, that piece of verbal garbage seems to have disappeared.
Title: Re: Byronius is off his meds.
Post by: Gern on December 15, 2013, 11:17:12 AM
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byronius (2,772 posts)     Sun Dec 15, 2013, 08:14 AM


Watch out, ****ing Paul ****ing Evil Ryan,


What about Mr ****ing Paul ****ing Evil Ryan's garbageman?  Should he watch out for a similar spittle flecked rant from you, too?



Title: Re: Byronius is off his meds.
Post by: Mary Ann on December 15, 2013, 12:04:24 PM
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Title: Re: Byronius is off his meds.
Post by: Chris_ on December 15, 2013, 12:09:37 PM
Greedhead is so 60s.  You crybabies need to come up with something new.
Title: Re: Byronius is off his meds.
Post by: Bad Dog on December 15, 2013, 12:32:16 PM
All this "Hippy Patton" needs now is an Army to follow him into his particular hell.  He brings to mind an alleged entry on an Army Lieutenant's efficiency report I heard back in the 80s;  "This officer's men only follow him out of idle curiosity."
Title: Re: Byronius is off his meds.
Post by: Big Dog on December 15, 2013, 12:33:30 PM
Byronius as a young boy:
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byronius (2,772 posts)     Sun Dec 15, 2003, 08:14 AM

****, you, Mr. Rogers!

Byronius as  a slightly older, but still young boy:
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byronius (2,772 posts)     Sun Dec 15, 2005, 08:14 AM

**** you, Cookie Monster! Greedy ****ing cookie-eating ****ing monster!

Byronius, age 8:
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byronius (2,772 posts)     Sun Dec 15, 2007, 08:14 AM

**** you, GI Joe! Imperialist running dog lackey of the Military Industrial Complex!


Byronius as a 10 year old:
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byronius (2,772 posts)     Sun Dec 15, 2009, 08:14 AM

**** you, Edison Middle School! I'll wear my My Little Pony Princess costume to school if I want to!

Byronius, age 14:
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byronius (2,772 posts)     Sun Dec 8, 2013, 08:14 AM

**** you, mom! If you didn't want me to use your Double Donkey vibrator, you should have hidden it better!
Title: Re: Byronius is off his meds.
Post by: dane on December 15, 2013, 12:36:17 PM
It's a tool. I use it when I write. Properly used, it can be a rapier, a club, or a Claymore mine (each of which has its place). For the DUmmies, it's a crutch and a lens to focus their impotent rage.

The last time I said it aloud was prefatory to an emergency room visit.
I agree about it being a tool, and having a proper use.  I save my expletives for the occasion when nothing else will get the point across as quickly or effectively.  28 years in the Navy and several working as a correctional officer in the state prison system fleshed out my vocabulary nicely, but I use the profanity sparingly.

The DU OP lost some of the impact by overuse of asterisks.
Title: Re: Byronius is off his meds.
Post by: Big Dog on December 15, 2013, 12:36:29 PM
Byronius's magnum opus:
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byronius (2,772 posts)     Sun Dec 15, 2013, 08:14 AM

****, ****, ****ety ****. Fucning ****, ****-a-****. Double ****, **** a duck.

****.

A drill sergeant he ain't.
Title: Re: Byronius is off his meds.
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 15, 2013, 01:01:52 PM
Troll.

Sounds just like the douchebag who won DOTY last year.
Title: Re: Byronius is off his meds.
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 15, 2013, 01:25:36 PM
All this "Hippy Patton" needs now is an Army to follow him into his particular hell.  He brings to mind an alleged entry on an Army Lieutenant's efficiency report I heard back in the 80s;  "This officer's men only follow him out of idle curiosity."

A hippy army. Yeah. We leave weed and munchies in a clearing and the army stops. we surround them and take em out. We win.

Hippies can't do anything. Look how successful Occupy was. More than a year went by with no message about what they protesting about. yep. I'm really scared.
Title: Re: Byronius is off his meds.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 15, 2013, 03:26:09 PM
What an incredible douchebag.  It sounds like he accidentally got some of the history right, though, which I attribute to random chance and possibly good writing though I haven't read the particular book he mentions, having read enough WW2 history to last me the rest of my life long ago and briefed on the Bulge in particular in a military staff school.  The post sounds like a completely ineffectual Walter Mitty type having a profanity-laced herogasm after putting himself vicariously in to a Valiant Last Stand (Which St. Vith was, and the time bought there was actually more important to the outcome of the Bulge than Bastogne was, much as it pains me to say that as a 101st vet).  His further transposition of that into an anticorporatist/BFEE-hate rant is simply deranged.
Title: Re: Byronius is off his meds.
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 15, 2013, 06:14:51 PM
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Battle Of The ****ing Bulge.

I’m almost finished with Atkinson’s brilliant third volume of WWII history. We’re in the Battle Of The Bulge; McAuliffe has just said ‘Nuts’ to Hasso Von Manteuffel from Bastogne, Patton is about to make the Wheel, and Montgomery is hopping up and down like a manic rabbit demanding more power. Young Americans are dying all throughout the Ardennes. Scared, overrun, holding here, fleeing there, massacred here, revenging there. That Sherman that made the Raggedy 106th cheer? It was being driven by the SS. ****ers. Mother****ing SS. They opened fire on those Lost Boys in the woods, and all hope fled. And you know what those boys were doing there in that ****ing dark snowy wood?

Saving our ****ing asses from Dick Cheney, the Prequel, that’s what. I love those ****ing Lost Boys out there behind St. Vith. I’m rooting for them. They lose everytime, and they all die, but I root for them anyway, because of all fights, that was the ****ing Excellent Fight. ****ing Sepp Dietrich’s got Tiger Tanks, and he’s shoving them right down your throat, and you got nothing but a ****ing M-1 Garand, but you ****ing hold your ground because **** THE NAZIS, and that’s how the world is saved, holding back the 6th Panzers for just one more ****ing hour, so that George Mother****ing Lunatic Genius Patton can wheel six divisions around and kick their ass all the way back to Deutschland.

Kinda like what we’re going to have to do with the Mother****ing Corporate 1% Dickhead Hoarder Military-Industrial-Complex-Walmart/Halliburton Neo-Nazis. Watch out, ****ing Paul ****ing Evil Ryan, reincarnated Hippie Pattons are wheeling around to sweep your incompetent primate buttocks all the way to Greedhead Valhalla. It's going to happen. Here comes your Nuremberg, Rand Paul. And **** you very much for trying.

'Nuts', 1%. **** off and pass into history like the Robber Barons you are. We're coming.

Oh dear.  Seems we have some anger management issues here dummie. Find an occupy tent, occupy it, and then sing two rounds of Kumbya.

5 cents please. 
Title: Re: Byronius is off his meds.
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 15, 2013, 09:19:44 PM
It is Battle Of The Bulge, Battle Of The ****ing Bulge.  :mental: :stoner:
Title: Re: Byronius is off his meds.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on December 16, 2013, 07:53:46 AM
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****ing Sepp Dietrich’s got Tiger Tanks, and he’s shoving them right down your throat, and you got nothing but a ****ing M-1 Garand, but you ****ing hold your ground because **** THE NAZIS, and that’s how the world is saved, holding back the 6th Panzers for just one more ****ing hour, so that George Mother****ing Lunatic Genius Patton can wheel six divisions around and kick their ass all the way back to Deutschland.

Kinda like what we’re going to have to do with the Mother****ing Corporate 1% Dickhead Hoarder Military-Industrial-Complex-Walmart/Halliburton Neo-Nazis. Watch out, ****ing Paul ****ing Evil Ryan, reincarnated Hippie Pattons are wheeling around to sweep your incompetent primate buttocks all the way to Greedhead Valhalla. It's going to happen. Here comes your Nuremberg, Rand Paul. And **** you very much for trying.

'Nuts', 1%. **** off and pass into history like the Robber Barons you are. We're coming.

The 101st marched into Bastogne on foot and without having been issued winter clothing.

You idiots demand free public transportation everywhere you go and free, publically-supported home heating programs.

AND you hate guns.


Maybe you should pick a different metaphor before you hurt yourself.
Title: Re: Byronius is off his meds.
Post by: jukin on December 16, 2013, 01:34:17 PM
That person should not ever be allowed within ten feet of a gun or sharp knife.
Title: Re: Byronius is off his meds.
Post by: hillneck on December 16, 2013, 01:54:38 PM
That person should not ever be allowed within ten feet of a gun or sharp knife.

Unless to rid the earth of his worthless existence.
Title: Re: Byronius is off his meds.
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on December 16, 2013, 01:54:40 PM
That person should not ever be allowed within ten feet of a gun or sharp knife.
Maybe just not on the safe end. If he is looking at the shootie or stabby end, I am okay with that.
Title: Re: Byronius is off his meds.
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on December 16, 2013, 03:06:29 PM
Byronius's magnum opus:
A drill sergeant he ain't.


Dammit Big Dog, why'd you have to go make me choke on my Pepsi. :rofl:
Title: Re: Byronius is off his meds.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 16, 2013, 03:27:15 PM
Byronius's magnum opus:
A drill sergeant he ain't.


Well...maybe as the 'Before' version in a Snickers commercial...

 :-)