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Title: DUmmies prove once again why they are DUmmies
Post by: BattleHymn on December 13, 2013, 04:47:24 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024173805

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KamaAina (48,892 posts) Fri Dec 13, 2013, 05:18 PM

People are eating furniture. Yes, furniture. Right here in the good old U.S. of A.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/how-sequester-cuts-divided-the-winners-from-the-losers--including-head-start-children/2013/12/11/10811dcc-5c34-11e3-be07-006c776266ed_story.html

When the sequester took effect, Head Start programs nationwide received no relief from Congress. They had to cut at least $401 million of their federal funding for fiscal 2013.

So then, the trouble found its way to a red-brick building in the Ohio River town of Owensboro, Ky.

Here, Grant runs a Head Start program that covers 16 counties and provided free preschool, free diapers and free food to 2,086 children. This is the rugged bottom of the federal safety net: A few weeks ago, a Head Start staff member took a parent permission slip to the Union County jail so a child’s mother could sign it behind bars.

Another mother once told her son to steal beanbags from the play area. The family cut open the bags and cooked the beans.

I read it on the internet, so it must be true!

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Star Member shenmue (5,990 posts) Fri Dec 13, 2013, 05:19 PM
1. Holy what?

Makes you want to hit your head on something.

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Jamaal510 (4,739 posts) Fri Dec 13, 2013, 05:27 PM
3. Hurray for U.S. austerity,

giving people the freedom to eat furniture and crappy food since the 1980s.

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rdharma (4,582 posts) Fri Dec 13, 2013, 05:31 PM
4. They cooked expanded polystyrene beans?

That's what beanbags are filled with.

Uh oh.

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Star Member dixiegrrrrl (34,043 posts) Fri Dec 13, 2013, 05:34 PM
5. Yeah, my brain wobbled at that too.

I have no access to a bean bag to find out for sure, but it did not make sense they would use real beans. the damn thing would be too heavy.

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pnwmom (48,881 posts) Fri Dec 13, 2013, 05:39 PM
6. Sounds like someone's repeating an urban myth -- bean bags don't have beans. n/t


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Title: Re: DUmmies prove once again why they are DUmmies
Post by: USA4ME on December 13, 2013, 04:54:53 PM
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pnwmom

Sounds like someone's repeating an urban myth -- bean bags don't have beans.

Dollars to doughnuts she had to look that up. They really are that dumb.

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Title: Re: DUmmies prove once again why they are DUmmies
Post by: dane on December 13, 2013, 05:08:17 PM
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pnwmom

Sounds like someone's repeating an urban myth -- bean bags don't have beans.

Actually, some bean bags DO have dried beans.  The small bags that are used in tossing games often have dried beans. 

Bean bag chairs, on the other hand, generally have the other, inedible, pellets of polystyrene or some similar material.
Title: Re: DUmmies prove once again why they are DUmmies
Post by: Big Dog on December 13, 2013, 07:27:02 PM
Actually, some bean bags DO have dried beans.  The small bags that are used in tossing games often have dried beans. 

Bean bag chairs, on the other hand, generally have the other, inedible, pellets of polystyrene or some similar material.

You'd think that dried beans in a chair would absorb moisture and spoil.

The inside of such a chair would be like the inside of Amber's panties.
Title: Re: DUmmies prove once again why they are DUmmies
Post by: Carl on December 13, 2013, 07:36:05 PM
You'd think that dried beans in a chair would absorb moisture and spoil.

The inside of such a chair would be like the inside of Amber's panties.

By all that is Holy dude!!!!  :puke:
Title: Re: DUmmies prove once again why they are DUmmies
Post by: diesel driver on December 13, 2013, 07:37:53 PM
You'd think that dried beans in a chair would absorb moisture and spoil.

The inside of such a chair would be like the inside of Amber's panties.

The dog says it all:
pew, pew, pew!   :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmies prove once again why they are DUmmies
Post by: Freeper on December 13, 2013, 07:39:14 PM
You'd think that dried beans in a chair would absorb moisture and spoil.

The inside of such a chair would be like the inside of Amber's panties.

You sick bastard.
Title: Re: DUmmies prove once again why they are DUmmies
Post by: ChuckJ on December 13, 2013, 07:41:06 PM
My wife's dog often tries to eat one of the wooden dining room chairs. He never did that when W was in office so it must be BamBam's fault. Why does BamBam hate dogs?

Oops. I forgot. He doesn't hate dogs. He loves them. Served up on a plate.
Title: Re: DUmmies prove once again why they are DUmmies
Post by: Big Dog on December 13, 2013, 08:07:49 PM
By all that is Holy dude!!!!  :puke:

Indeed.

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:evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:
Title: Re: DUmmies prove once again why they are DUmmies
Post by: franksolich on December 13, 2013, 08:11:18 PM
By the way, the primitive who originally posted this is actually a guy in California, trying to pose as a young girl in Asia.  I dunno why, but given that he's a primitive, probably it's not for a good reason.

<<<member of the Illuminati; knows stuff like this.
Title: Re: DUmmies prove once again why they are DUmmies
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 13, 2013, 08:20:15 PM
You'd think that dried beans in a chair would absorb moisture and spoil.

The inside of such a chair would be like the inside of Amber's panties.

:puke: :puke:
Title: Re: DUmmies prove once again why they are DUmmies
Post by: Bad Dog on December 14, 2013, 12:51:00 AM
By the way, the primitive who originally posted this is actually a guy in California, trying to pose as a young girl in Asia.  I dunno why, but given that he's a primitive, probably it's not for a good reason.

<<<member of the Illuminati; knows stuff like this.
 

I've never had any luck with that.

Oh and.....Damn your eyes Big Dog!!!!!
Title: Re: DUmmies prove once again why they are DUmmies
Post by: Skul on December 14, 2013, 01:06:13 AM
You sick bastard.
Mother Teresa would slap him for that.
Nasty BD.  :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack:
Title: Re: DUmmies prove once again why they are DUmmies
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 14, 2013, 06:03:51 AM
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Another mother once told her son to steal beanbags from the play area. The family cut open the bags and cooked the beans.

 :yawn:  Trying to out-stupid each other.

Again.

 :yawn:
Title: Re: DUmmies prove once again why they are DUmmies
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 14, 2013, 07:10:17 AM
You'd think that dried beans in a chair would absorb moisture and spoil.

The inside of such a chair would be like the inside of Amber's panties.

Or at least it would be, if she wore panties.
Title: Re: DUmmies prove once again why they are DUmmies
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 14, 2013, 07:17:41 AM
Or at least it would be, if she wore panties.

Cue Skynyrd . . .

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g02WR0OZ0MA[/youtube]
Title: Re: DUmmies prove once again why they are DUmmies
Post by: Carl on December 14, 2013, 09:43:52 AM
Cue Skynyrd . . .

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g02WR0OZ0MA[/youtube]

We both have been around rural farm life neighbor...I contend that there is nothing even there that likely competes with the gut wrenching foulness of Amber at full ripeness.
Title: Re: DUmmies prove once again why they are DUmmies
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 14, 2013, 09:56:43 AM
We both have been around rural farm life neighbor...I contend that there is nothing even there that likely competes with the gut wrenching foulness of Amber at full ripeness.

Dead on.

I was out 20 miles south of Cortland this past week--directly downwind of a dairy barn about a mile away.  The freshness of the odor told me that there were likely humans nearby, in case I needed them to come by (I was at an unmanned gasoline pipeline pumping station).  It was strong, but nothing I haven't smelt before.  I didn't mind it in the least, as if I moved 15 feet in any direction, it dissipated.

Amber at full 'bouquet?' :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: would be my first reaction.
Title: Re: DUmmies prove once again why they are DUmmies
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 14, 2013, 10:21:47 AM
I've never understood Head Start.

It's nothing but free taxpayer-financed daycare.

But the parents are nearly all unemployed and not looking for work.

Why do I have to provide daycare for their little meal tickets?
Title: Re: DUmmies prove once again why they are DUmmies
Post by: Dori on December 14, 2013, 10:57:37 AM
I've never understood Head Start.

It's nothing but free taxpayer-financed daycare.

But the parents are nearly all unemployed and not looking for work.

Why do I have to provide daycare for their little meal tickets?

I agree.  I haven't seen any reports or studies that prove kids do better by going to head start.  It's just another government hand out, sucking money out of the system.  Barry wants to make it mandatory for all kids.
Title: Re: DUmmies prove once again why they are DUmmies
Post by: jukin on December 14, 2013, 11:27:40 AM
Head Start has been proven over and over again to provide little to nothing to the children that are in it. My guess is it is just a slush fund for the teachers unions and the democrat party (BIRM).
Title: Re: DUmmies prove once again why they are DUmmies
Post by: Bad Dog on December 14, 2013, 12:05:43 PM
Head Start has been proven over and over again to provide little to nothing to the children that are in it. My guess is it is just a slush fund for the teachers unions and the democrat party (BIRM).

No less than the DOE released a study that showed no discernible difference after 2nd grade. 
Title: Re: DUmmies prove once again why they are DUmmies
Post by: Carl on December 14, 2013, 12:14:20 PM
I've never understood Head Start.

It's nothing but free taxpayer-financed daycare.

But the parents are nearly all unemployed and not looking for work.

Why do I have to provide daycare for their little meal tickets?

Spot on correct and when they finally reach school they proceed to teach them nothing that used to be basic.
No proper spelling,no arithmetic tables,no American history...just nothing.
It is criminal.
Title: Re: DUmmies prove once again why they are DUmmies
Post by: Purple Sage on December 14, 2013, 04:41:08 PM
I've never understood Head Start.

It's nothing but free taxpayer-financed daycare.

But the parents are nearly all unemployed and not looking for work.

Why do I have to provide daycare for their little meal tickets?

I did a stint of "required" volunteer work for a college course I took years ago at Head Start.  It was party time for the parents that dropped off their unwanted children.  They would return reeking of booze with red, drooping eyes.  The only good thing about Head Start was to give the kids a break from their worthless mothers for a bit. 

The object of making us volunteer was to get us motivated to do volunteer work in the community.  All it did was expose me to the reality of a baser society and teach me that helping these types is stupid… stupid… stupid.
Title: Re: DUmmies prove once again why they are DUmmies
Post by: Texacon on December 14, 2013, 06:50:23 PM
You'd think that dried beans in a chair would absorb moisture and spoil.

The inside of such a chair would be like the inside of Amber's panties.

Bwahahaha!!!  I've got tears streaming down my cheeks. Both from laughing and total absolute terror!

My wife is wondering what the hell is going on.

KC