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Title: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: BannedFromDU on December 05, 2013, 01:44:36 PM
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0. Well I had to go to the doctor because my cat bit me and my hand became infected.

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I have 2 16-year-old cats, and the one that bit me is deaf. I try very hard not to startle her because that's when she will bite. She isn't a biter at any other time. This may happen once a year when she does actually break the skin.

I was checked and received an antibiotic. When I got home, I received a call from the health department. I had to give them info about me and my cat. She has all of her shots, and she never goes outside. I have been treated twice before and nobody called me.

The lady was very nice, and she informed me that someone would be coming by to look at my cat. Then she started talking about a 10 day quarantine. Before I could say WTF, she said I would have to sign a paper and keep her inside. I was very glad to hear that because she does not do well if I have to leave her at the vet's.

So I am expecting someone from the health department to visit. I assume they want to make doubly sure about her for some reason. She is a recidivist after all.

I hope whoever comes is not on a power trip. I have run into some people in jobs where they have to make sure that all procedures are followed. Fire marshals can be the worst in that area. They would check stores I worked in, and invariably act like NapoleonFD. I know they have a job to do, but they don't have to be a prick about it. One fire marshal threatened to throw the manager in jail every time he found a problem no matter how minor. We gave the manager a tin cup for his birthday so he could rake it back and forth across the bars.

I hope this is not some inquisition. I am not worked up about it, but I will be if for some reason they try to take her. She just had a vet visit and he said she looked great.



Wait, isn't it the ****ing liberals who always crow about all the health and safety laws they get written? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024137654)


And this stupid old unemployed hag is complaining about people who want to keep the world safe from her nasty, old cats that are known to bite.

Lady, I'd run over your cats and then shoot them just for the fun of it if I thought they were rabid.

Why not drown your worthless cats, anyway? And then jump in with them?

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Star Member Pretzel_Warrior (5,493 posts)
1. do you perchance live in Nazi Germany?

why in the hell is it the hospital's business about your cat? How is it the health department is calling you regarding this?

Molestel Warrior has to get his ignorant two cents in. Hey, yeah...public health is about making bathhouses safe for you, not protecting us all from insane cats!

Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: Skul on December 05, 2013, 01:54:58 PM
Time for the idiots to demand safety stickers, on cats.  :banghead:

Hey grit-shits, don't startle the stupid cat, you DUmbass.
Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 05, 2013, 01:56:34 PM
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 :wtf2:   :thatsright:

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Fire marshals can be the worst in that area.

But it's hunky frickin' dory if the hassle someone else, right?
Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: wasp69 on December 05, 2013, 02:00:34 PM
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Star Member Pretzel_Warrior (5,493 posts)
1. do you perchance live in Nazi Germany?

why in the hell is it the hospital's business about your cat? How is it the health department is calling you regarding this?

Enjoy the heft of the chains you forged yourself, five-head.
Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 05, 2013, 02:14:26 PM
"There ought to be a law"....well, DUmmies, you asked for them, they passed them, now suffer from them....unless you work for Harry Reid.
Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: Tess Anderson on December 05, 2013, 02:17:51 PM
Grits did the same thing when it comes to Obamacare - fully supported it, then was victimized by it. No fool like an old fool . . .
Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: hillneck on December 05, 2013, 02:33:14 PM
Funny when Big Government loving dumb F**ks complain about the government they love so much.
Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: Dori on December 05, 2013, 02:37:16 PM
What does she have against Obama creating jobs?  I thought the DUmmies loved the idea of everyone working for the government.  This poor person from the health department is only doing his job so he can earn his tax payer paid public salary, pension and free healthcare.


In other words, how many government employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: 67 Rover on December 05, 2013, 02:41:27 PM
I suspect it is for the cat's safety. They want to make sure it did not get rabies from the DUmmie.

Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: Karin on December 05, 2013, 02:46:14 PM
They never think that the hundreds of thousands of pages of regulations will ever apply to them. 
Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: jukin on December 05, 2013, 02:49:57 PM
Try dealing with OSHA or the food inspector.

Like paying taxes, it's all good until the regulators come to visit destruction on a DUchebag.
Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: Bad Dog on December 05, 2013, 02:54:59 PM
If I had a mole over there, I would advise her to demand a warrant from the health inspector before letting them in.  She has rights you know.
Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: Wineslob on December 05, 2013, 04:06:22 PM
Finding out what's in it, eh?
Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 05, 2013, 04:22:53 PM
Why wasn't the cat put to sleep after the first bite?

DUmbass.
Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: Carl on December 05, 2013, 04:24:30 PM
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Star Member Pretzel_Warrior (5,493 posts)
1. do you perchance live in Nazi Germany?

why in the hell is it the hospital's business about your cat? How is it the health department is calling you regarding this?

The perfect Internet tough guy until he gets hit and then runs off like a screaming little girl I bet.
Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 05, 2013, 04:28:34 PM
Why do they oppose reasonable cat safety laws?

 O-)
Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: Chris_ on December 05, 2013, 04:31:29 PM
Why do they oppose reasonable cat safety laws?

 O-)
Cats should only be used under close adult supervision and locked away when not in use.
Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: Dori on December 05, 2013, 04:32:47 PM
I suspect it is for the cat's safety. They want to make sure it did not get rabies from the DUmmie.

I know doctors are supposed to report to the authorities when they suspect child abuse. 
Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 05, 2013, 04:41:16 PM
Cats should only be used under close adult supervision and locked away when not in use.

That's not enough to protect the cheeellldrun, people should have to get a background check before getting a cat, with no 'Free Kitten Box' exception, and also have to have a taxed permit to buy cat food with a seven pound per month limit, and those high-capacity cat food bowls should all be banned and confiscated!

 :ohmy:
Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 05, 2013, 05:16:48 PM
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Star Member Pretzel_Warrior (5,493 posts)
1. do you perchance live in Nazi Germany?

why in the hell is it the hospital's business about your cat? How is it the health department is calling you regarding this?


Enjoy the heft of the chains you forged yourself, five-head.

   :II:  The irony of emotion, oblivious of experience or intelligent forethought.  Put your hands in the yellow circles, citizen-comrade.
Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 05, 2013, 05:18:38 PM
Why do they oppose reasonable cat safety laws?

 O-)

Cats kill people.  People, don't kill people.  Cats with over 5 claws, should be banned eLeBiNtY!!!11!!!!
Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: franksolich on December 05, 2013, 05:24:18 PM
I know doctors are supposed to report to the authorities when they suspect child abuse. 

I'm wondering if this isn't really the law or standard procedure, but is happening because the grits primitive, who after all's very ancient, struck the people at the hospital as a not especially competent person, and needs checked on.

Such as what they need to do with the addled grasswire Judy over in Oregon whenever she does something a not-competent older person does.
Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 05, 2013, 09:14:24 PM
I'm wondering if this isn't really the law or standard procedure, but is happening because the grits primitive, who after all's very ancient, struck the people at the hospital as a not especially competent person, and needs checked on.

No flies on those staffers, obviously.
Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: Bad Dog on December 05, 2013, 11:48:17 PM
I'm wondering if this isn't really the law or standard procedure, but is happening because the grits primitive, who after all's very ancient, struck the people at the hospital as a not especially competent person, and needs checked on.

Such as what they need to do with the addled grasswire Judy over in Oregon whenever she does something a not-competent older person does.

Great insight.  Upon reflection, I also find it strange for the authorities rousing their bureaucratic asses to investigate a simple cat bite.
Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: miskie on December 06, 2013, 06:15:10 AM
I certainly hope this isn't how the zombie apocalypse begins. - However, I am certain that if there is ever to be a time where zombies roam the earth, it will be some primitive's fault.


With that being said, I suspect the reason for the visit is to confirm that AGG isn't one of those crazy cat people, with dozens of felines trapped inside the house.
Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: Big Dog on December 06, 2013, 06:47:53 AM
That's not enough to protect the cheeellldrun, people should have to get a background check before getting a cat, with no 'Free Kitten Box' exception, and also have to have a taxed permit to buy cat food with a seven pound per month limit, and those high-capacity cat food bowls should all be banned and confiscated!

(http://www.deargrumpycat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Grumpy-Cat1.jpg)
"You can have my catnip when you pry it from my cold, dead, paws."
Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: 67 Rover on December 06, 2013, 07:35:12 AM
I certainly hope this isn't how the zombie apocalypse begins. - However, I am certain that if there is ever to be a time where zombies roam the earth, it will be some primitive's fault.


With that being said, I suspect the reason for the visit is to confirm that AGG isn't one of those crazy cat people, with dozens of felines trapped inside the house.

Zombie apocalypse. :-) :yahoo:
Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 06, 2013, 07:45:08 AM
Zombie apocalypse. :-) :yahoo:

It is well and truly upon us.  For the moment, we feed them enough just to sustain.  Heck, some of the more motivated zombies are already declaring that they should "eat the rich."  Just wait until that social safety net fails. You'll have tribes of zombie takers roaming the country consuming everything in their path and leaving nothing in their wake.  Sure, it'll begin in the large population centers where these zombies tend to populate anyway. They will then quickly run out of resources in those places and move on to suburbs and eventually the countryside.  What they fail to understand is that they have their medicaid, SNAP and SSI to protect us from them and their steady hunger for the wealth of others.  It's a slow boiling pot that will eventually overflow.
Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 06, 2013, 09:21:13 AM
It is well and truly upon us.  For the moment, we feed them enough just to sustain.  Heck, some of the more motivated zombies are already declaring that they should "eat the rich."  Just wait until that social safety net fails. You'll have tribes of zombie takers roaming the country consuming everything in their path and leaving nothing in their wake.  Sure, it'll begin in the large population centers where these zombies tend to populate anyway. They will then quickly run out of resources in those places and move on to suburbs and eventually the countryside.  What they fail to understand is that they have their medicaid, SNAP and SSI to protect us from them and their steady hunger for the wealth of others.  It's a slow boiling pot that will eventually overflow.

Zombie ROE--Only headshots count. :yahoo:
Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: Dori on December 06, 2013, 09:30:05 AM
Zombie ROE--Only headshots count. :yahoo:

But aren't they already dead?  How does one stop a zombie permanently?



Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 06, 2013, 09:31:03 AM
Cat Scratch Fever.....the Nuge

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fit99l6kHyA
Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 06, 2013, 09:33:31 AM
But aren't they already dead?  How does one stop a zombie permanently?





Everything I've seen says, "Shoot 'em in the head." :killemall:
Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 06, 2013, 10:30:45 AM
But aren't they already dead?  How does one stop a zombie permanently?





That's the problem with these types of zombies, eliminate the brain function.... and there is just as much there as before.  The best thing to do would be containment.  Skinner has managed this to some extent by providing a supposedly safe haven for these zombies to consume and share similar lack of brain function with fellow zombies.  A sizeable percentage of the population has already been contaminated by the zombie virus through lack of work ethic, massive consumption of illicite drugs, handouts and victimization.  We must cut off the food source to ensure humanity's survival.
Title: Re: Are Grits Groceries whines about health and safety laws they always brag about
Post by: Skul on December 06, 2013, 01:33:03 PM
Everything is rainbows, unicorns and skittles now.

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Fri Dec 6, 2013, 10:10 AM
Star Member Are_grits_groceries (13,877 posts)

Well, the health department employee checked my cat out.
   
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He didn't even sit down.
I brought Scat out and she was giving both of us the evil eye because we had interrupted her important cat plans.

He took one look at her and said she looked good. I signed a paper agreeing to keep her inside for 10 days. (She's an indoor cat anyway.)
Off he went and that was that. He will check back in 2 weeks to make sure she is not sick. 
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024141294
Stupid drama queen ought to team up with PW.