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Title: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: JakeStyle on December 02, 2013, 02:59:10 PM
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Star Member Th1onein (7,472 posts)                             Sun Dec 1, 2013, 10:39 PM

Very disturbing event yesterday

I'm visiting my daughter in another state. I brought along a friend, who lives on my property, maintains it. He's a bit "ghetto-ish," but I like that, because my home is located in a depressed area, and he knows the area well, and steers trash away from where we live. I've known him for about two years, no problems.

Anyway, yesterday, he goes out onto the streets, come back with a little buzz on. Then, he starts drinking with my daughter and her friends. In the middle of it, he goes to the bathroom, stays an inordinate amount of time and comes back out, and pulls some cocaine out of his pocket and plunks it onto the table. My daughter and all but one of her friends is outside, enjoying a small bonfire in the backyard, and doesn't see this. When they come back in, my friend is clearly wanting to fight.

They get him calmed down for a minute, and he comes into my room, sits on the bed, ranting and raving. He wants to go home. So, I call him a cab to take him to the bus station, and I'm in the process of trying to find the website to buy him a ticket, and he pulls his arm back and wallops me across the face. Then he proceeds to tell me that he's getting a gun and going to kill me and the rest of my family.

I go outside, to the driveway, call 911, and wait for the cops. They have to take him down with a tazer, and take him to the hospital, where they find the cocaine. Now, he's being charged with a felony.

The difference between who he was and who he turned out to be is startling. And I have to find some way to keep him off my property, while making sure he gets his personal effects, without getting injured.

Not sure what to do or how to do it.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018526478

I'm sure that her daughter just loves it when mom brings the ghetto trash along when she visits.
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: DLR Pyro on December 02, 2013, 03:01:38 PM
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I brought along a friend, who lives on my property, maintains it. He's a bit "ghetto-ish," but I like that, because my home is located in a depressed area, and he knows the area well, and steers trash away from where we live.
P.C. DUmmyspeak for hood rat

What's that saying...

...oh yeah,  "lie down with dogs, get fleas"...  or somethign to that effect...


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Not sure what to do or how to do it.

at the very least, I'd consider getting a gun and learn how to use it DUmmy.
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: JakeStyle on December 02, 2013, 03:04:14 PM
Yep, "ghetto-ish" is one of those dog whistles they keep talking about.

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Response to Kali (Reply #2)

Star Member Th1onein (7,472 posts)                         Sun Dec 1, 2013, 10:55 PM

4. He is poor and non-white.

Last edited Sun Dec 1, 2013, 10:59 PM - Edit history (1)
He's a black male, in his 50's. And we are in a different state than the one he lives in. As I said, we are here visiting my daughter, from another state. He has two felony convictions on his record, for cocaine possession, and I'm not about to bail him out, or help him in any way. I am now officially terrified of him.

I met him a couple of years ago, when he came by my home to ask for work, ie., yard work, etc. I gave him some work and paid him for it. He did a great job, and I found out he was living in a piece of crap little airstream with no running water, stove, air conditioning, etc., so I offered him a place to live on my property. He doesn't pay any rent, just makes himself useful mowing the lawn, or doing odd jobs here and there. He gets social security. Everything is in my name and I pay all the bills for his house and for mine.
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 02, 2013, 03:12:41 PM
Hilarious!

Melanie shacks up with a hoodrat, and is shocked to learn he acts like a hoodrat!

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He gets social security.


A cokehead 0bamaite in his 50s. Must be PTSD.

Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: Bad Dog on December 02, 2013, 03:14:01 PM
Not sure if the poster is female or the exact meaning of gettoish.  But, if my assumptions are correct, she had it coming.  After over 300 years of real, virtual and imagined slavery, she is using this guy as her house n*****.  Then she hauls him to her daughters to show what a wonderful and diverse liberal she is.

Besides, he was just participating in the knockout game.
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: freedumb2003b on December 02, 2013, 03:21:49 PM
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he pulls his arm back and wallops me across the face. Then he proceeds to tell me that he's getting a gun and going to kill me and the rest of my family.

Must not have loved him enough.  There are no bad people, only misunderstood ones.


Hey DUmmie -- c'mere... 

No closer...

Closer.







HE KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE!!!

Your liberal stupidity has now placed your entire family in mortal jeopardy for as long as you live there!!!

And when he comes back (he will), HE will have a gun.  YOU will have stupidity.  Guess which will win?
 
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 02, 2013, 03:25:42 PM
Melanie's daughter is just like Melanie:

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My daughter lives with a couple of really big guys, and really protective pit bulls. She has a small child, though, and is expecting another baby soon, so she doesn't want a gun in her house, and I don't blame her.

I recall the oracle of Sunnyvale Trailer Park on the "Trailer Park Boys", manager Jim Lahey.

He once made the wise observation, "The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree."
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: wasp69 on December 02, 2013, 03:33:42 PM
P.C. DUmmyspeak for hood rat

What's that saying...

...oh yeah,  "lie down with dogs, get fleas"...  or somethign to that effect...

I'm thinking "self correcting problem" to go with yours...   :-)
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: Karin on December 02, 2013, 03:36:44 PM
Wow!  I don't even know what to say.  Liberalism is deadly.  

Bad Dog, this DUmmie is female, and she is one of those types of women who become infatuated with prisoners.  Nothing is going to end well here.  Especially since these libs don't believe in guns.  
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: BannedFromDU on December 02, 2013, 03:38:25 PM

     Given her love of all the Death Row Jethros in the world, you'd think this behavior would be more than welcome to her.
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 02, 2013, 03:45:13 PM
Remember this one from Melanie?

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Th1onein  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
Mon Sep-15-08 04:20 PM
Original message

  they've closed the airspace over Bolivar Peninsula and Crystal Beach because THEY'VE FOUND OVER 900 BODIES FLOATING OUT THERE. AND THE MORGUE IS OVERFLOWING.

No one died in Galveston.
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 02, 2013, 03:46:42 PM
When you're down to screwing ghetto trash.....well.
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: lastparker on December 02, 2013, 03:47:43 PM
Must not have loved him enough.  There are no bad people, only misunderstood ones.


Hey DUmmie -- c'mere... 

No closer...

Closer.








HE KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE!!!

Your liberal stupidity has now placed your entire family in mortal jeopardy for as long as you live there!!!

And when he comes back (he will), HE will have a gun.  YOU will have stupidity.  Guess which will win?
 

Not only that, he knows where her daughter lives, and she's apparently leaving him there, near her daughter, while she skee-daddles back home.  Just where does she think he's going to go, when they release him?

Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: Dori on December 02, 2013, 03:48:00 PM
Her daughter has a two year old, is prego and lives with two guys.

I wonder how many of them are on the public dole.


 

 



Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 02, 2013, 03:50:23 PM
Her daughter has a two year old, is prego and lives with two guys.

I wonder how many of them are on the public dole.
I'll take all for a $1,000.
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: BannedFromDU on December 02, 2013, 03:51:42 PM
Her daughter has a two year old, is prego and lives with two guys.

I wonder how many of them are on the public dole.



     Um, they probably ALL are, and I am also willing to bet that Melanie has her hands in this dude's pants AND on his SS check, which she would never disclose.
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: 67 Rover on December 02, 2013, 03:57:17 PM
Must not have loved him enough.  There are no bad people, only misunderstood ones.


Hey DUmmie -- c'mere... 

No closer...

Closer.







HE KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE!!!

Your liberal stupidity has now placed your entire family in mortal jeopardy for as long as you live there!!!

And when he comes back (he will), HE will have a gun.  YOU will have stupidity.  Guess which will win?
 


She better get a "gun free zone" sign printed up in caps in case he does not think she is serious.
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: BannedFromDU on December 02, 2013, 04:08:00 PM
From another thread:

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Star Member Th1onein (7,481 posts)
1. I had a family friend, high on alcohol and cocaine, knock the crap out of me this weekend, for no

reason at all. It hurt to put him in jail, but he also threatened to come back and kill me and my the rest of my family, including my pregnant daughter and my four year old granddaughter.

I've seen him drinking, or on pot, never have I seen him violent until this incident, and the cops found cocaine on him. Now, I can never trust him again, no matter how contrite he might be.



Response to Th1onein (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 2, 2013, 04:57 PM

closeupready (20,631 posts)
3. Wow, that sucks. Sorry for your encounter this weekend.

I have a personal rule that if I find out someone I've met is doing some kind of abuse of substances, excl. alcohol since that's more of a fundamental part of our traditions, then I end the relationship immediately.

Hugs to you.
The views expressed herein are solely those of the author.



Response to closeupready (Reply #3)

Mon Dec 2, 2013, 05:05 PM

Star Member Th1onein (7,481 posts)
8. The trick is going to be ending this friendship without getting hurt, or my family hurt.

I called the jail and found out that they only set his bond at a thousand bucks! I don't know if he will have the money to bond out, but they have my phone number and I'm on their list of contacts, if he gets out.

Apparently, he had the coke hidden on him and when they took him to the hospital, they found it. They called me and told me that they found one of my credit cards in his wallet (I gave it to him in case he needed it, a long time ago), and brought it back to me. They told me he was dangerous and NOT to bail him out. But why set his bond so low then?



     Yeah, all single women befriend black men. It's just what nice people do.  (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024121741)

     Looks like your lover has some baggage there, Melanie, and you've exposed your children and grandchildren. Hope the sex was worth it.
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: dane on December 02, 2013, 04:08:44 PM
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He's a bit "ghetto-ish,"

That's racist!

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He doesn't pay any rent, just makes himself useful mowing the lawn, or doing odd jobs here and there

That's exploitation of a down-trodden, minority worker!
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: Chris_ on December 02, 2013, 04:13:36 PM
Free Tookie!
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: Traveshamockery on December 02, 2013, 04:14:48 PM
Not sure if the poster is female or the exact meaning of gettoish.  But, if my assumptions are correct, she had it coming.  After over 300 years of real, virtual and imagined slavery, she is using this guy as her house n*****.  Then she hauls him to her daughters to show what a wonderful and diverse liberal she is.

Besides, he was just participating in the knockout game.


 :rofl:
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: wasp69 on December 02, 2013, 04:15:37 PM
That's exploitation of a down-trodden, minority worker!

But she cares, man!
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: JakeStyle on December 02, 2013, 04:22:15 PM
He must have had the coke stuffed up his ass if they didn't find it until he was in the hospital, I guess that's why he spent such an inordinate amount of time in her daughters bathroom before the fun started.  Sounds like he was just an all around wonderful, fun-loving guy, I wonder what they did to him to make him snap.
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: Freeper on December 02, 2013, 04:29:57 PM
These people could all be featured on the Jerry Springer show, and they claim to be smarter than we are.
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: jukin on December 02, 2013, 04:40:27 PM
I think this is a metaphor for what Obama has done to our country.
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: wasp69 on December 02, 2013, 04:45:30 PM
I think this is a metaphor for what Obama has done to our country.

Slapped a DUmmie after snorting coke out of his ass?
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: freedumb2003b on December 02, 2013, 04:55:01 PM
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He's a bit "ghetto-ish,"
That's racist!


Not if he is only 1/32 ghettoish...
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 02, 2013, 05:07:42 PM
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He gets social security.

(http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4611185469293359&pid=1.7)
Really!?!?  Nooooo....you're just racist, or something.

See how this stuff works?



Not if he is only 1/32 ghettoish...
:-) :-)
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 02, 2013, 05:11:12 PM
I think this is a metaphor for what Obama has done to our country.

On a much deeper level, that the (D)Ullards will never comprehend, I agree completely. 
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: obumazombie on December 02, 2013, 05:15:14 PM
Must not have loved him enough.  There are no bad people, only misunderstood ones.


Hey DUmmie -- c'mere... 

No closer...

Closer.








HE KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE!!!

Your liberal stupidity has now placed your entire family in mortal jeopardy for as long as you live there!!!

And when he comes back (he will), HE will have a gun.  YOU will have stupidity.  Guess which will win?
 


So don't bring stupidity to a gun fight.
Advice even a DUmmie should be able to take.
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: Carl on December 02, 2013, 05:23:49 PM
Boy she sure can pick em!  :lmao:
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: freedumb2003b on December 02, 2013, 05:33:28 PM

So don't bring stupidity to a gun fight.
Advice even a DUmmie should be able to take.

Sadly, no.

It would not surprise me to see news of her passing at the hands of her pet project.

I always mourn the passing of people but I would find a certain symmetry in that outcome.
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: Big Dog on December 02, 2013, 07:48:03 PM
That's exploitation of a down-trodden, minority worker!

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4ebKDFxiia8/TAxxPaNYq6I/AAAAAAAAHLE/OxPR3AhI8Oo/s1600/377587.1020.A.jpg)
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: ScubaGuy on December 02, 2013, 08:10:30 PM
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rdharma (4,539 posts)
12. Unbelievable...... literally! nt

Looks like rdharma is calling a Bouncy violation.
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Star Member Th1onein (7,485 posts)
13. I hope you are not implying that I am a liar?

Because I have a case number from the police department, if you are. Not that I'd publish it here, but I'd give it to you in a pm. Plus, I have no reason to lie. And I am very upset about this. I have lost a friend.

If that's what you would call a friend then you truly are bat-shit crazy. :loser:
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: Dblhaul on December 02, 2013, 08:32:53 PM
what a sad life the Dummies live.
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: vesta111 on December 02, 2013, 08:50:54 PM
Looks like rdharma is calling a Bouncy violation.
If that's what you would call a friend then you truly are bat-shit crazy. :loser:

The" friend " needs to be in jail and the poster needs some quiet time in some asylum that does those electric shock treatments.

The poster is as far removed from reality as a Cat is when you leave the house. 

Yeah we do in fact have some people like her/him out there that have needs that we do not understand.   She/he lost a friend that is a danger to her and family.   But She/he will soon forget all this mess and welcome her "friend" back and apologise for any problems she/he brought on.

Keep an eye on Date Line there may be a story soon about this mess.
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 03, 2013, 04:03:09 AM
The" friend " needs to be in jail and the poster needs some quiet time in some asylum that does those electric shock treatments.

The poster is as far removed from reality as a Cat is when you leave the house.
 

Yeah we do in fact have some people like her/him out there that have needs that we do not understand.   She/he lost a friend that is a danger to her and family.   But She/he will soon forget all this mess and welcome her "friend" back and apologise for any problems she/he brought on.

Keep an eye on Date Line there may be a story soon about this mess.

For the bolded, you earn an H5, vesta. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: catsmtrods on December 03, 2013, 04:56:52 AM
If this isn't a lie or a mole. I love it!
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: ROCKURWORLD on December 03, 2013, 06:54:32 AM
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Star Member Th1onein (7,472 posts)                         Sun Dec 1, 2013, 10:55 PM

4. He is poor and non-white.

Last edited Sun Dec 1, 2013, 10:59 PM - Edit history (1)
He's a black male, in his 50's. And we are in a different state than the one he lives in. As I said, we are here visiting my daughter, from another state. He has two felony convictions on his record, for cocaine possession, and I'm not about to bail him out, or help him in any way. I am now officially terrified of him.

I met him a couple of years ago, when he came by my home to ask for work, ie., yard work, etc. I gave him some work and paid him for it. He did a great job, and I found out he was living in a piece of crap little airstream with no running water, stove, air conditioning, etc., so I offered him a place to live on my property. He doesn't pay any rent, just makes himself useful mowing the lawn, or doing odd jobs here and there. He gets social security. Everything is in my name and I pay all the bills for his house and for mine.

So are they scared to call someone black???
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: Karin on December 03, 2013, 07:27:54 AM
Yes, of course.

So she gave him her credit card.  I see.  What's she going to disclose next? 

Unlike Rdharma, I do not think Melanie's lying.  We've known her for a while, with her convict crushes and all.  This mess is right in character. 
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 03, 2013, 07:40:01 AM
She gave him free room and board.....he gave her crabs, bed bugs and lice....seems like a fair exchange to me.
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on December 03, 2013, 07:48:28 AM
He must have had the coke stuffed up his ass if they didn't find it until he was in the hospital, I guess that's why he spent such an inordinate amount of time in her daughters bathroom before the fun started.  Sounds like he was just an all around wonderful, fun-loving guy, I wonder what they did to him to make him snap.
The non-white friend probably found the coke in the bathroom, stuffed some up his ass for later and asked if the others wanted to party with the rest. The others were most likely pissed this stranger found their stash and wanted to share it with them, hence the argument.
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: Maxiest on December 03, 2013, 07:56:53 AM
Ahhh.... Obama voters...  Need we wonder why were are in the mess we are in?
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 03, 2013, 08:43:40 AM
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He has two felony convictions on his record, for cocaine possession, and I'm not about to bail him out, or help him in any way. I am now officially terrified of him.

If you have read enough of Melanie's stuff at the DUmp, you know that's written in code.

She's looking forward to the make-up sex.
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: Rebel on December 03, 2013, 08:56:59 AM
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Star Member Th1onein (7,472 posts)                             Sun Dec 1, 2013, 10:39 PM

and he pulls his arm back and wallops me across the face. Then he proceeds to tell me that he's getting a gun and going to kill me and the rest of my family.

White girl bleed a lot, Melanie.
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: Rebel on December 03, 2013, 08:59:42 AM
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Star Member Th1onein (7,485 posts)
13. I hope you are not implying that I am a liar?

Because I have a case number from the police department, if you are. Not that I'd publish it here, but I'd give it to you in a pm. Plus, I have no reason to lie. And I am very upset about this. I have lost a friend.

Just look at it this way, Melanie. Now you have a new prison pen pal.
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 03, 2013, 09:20:53 AM
Just look at it this way, Melanie. Now you have a new prison pen pal.

Prison groupie. :mental: :loser:
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 03, 2013, 09:39:30 AM
A wild predator doesn't become tame just because you give it a name and feed it scraps, and eventually the hand that feeds it starts smelling an awful lot like scraps.  Her daughter should've kicked her ass for bringing that dirtball along.
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 03, 2013, 09:57:38 AM
A wild predator doesn't become tame just because you give it a name and feed it scraps, and eventually the hand that feeds it starts smelling an awful lot like scraps.  Her daughter should've kicked her ass for bringing that dirtball along.
But then who would attest to what a great liberal she was?
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 03, 2013, 10:58:52 AM
Her daughter should've kicked her ass for bringing that dirtball along.

Uh, her daughter is also a dirtball.

She reminds me of the dick inspector's daughter, who could have been a DUmp star.

Which reminds me, whatever happened to Horse With No Brain?
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: shoes off the couch on December 03, 2013, 02:07:43 PM
Uh, her daughter is also a dirtball.

She reminds me of the dick inspector's daughter, who could have been a DUmp star.

Which reminds me, whatever happened to Horse With No Brain?

I recall the Horse with No Name primitive, but have no idea what happened to her. Perhaps her name is waiting to be engraved on the still non-existent dearly departed DUmmie wall.

Also, I've long wondered what this DUmmie did to earn her title- Dick Inspector?

If some would be so kind as to fill me in or post a link it would be much appreciated.

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: lastparker on December 03, 2013, 02:53:45 PM
Apparently Melanie doesn't learn her lessons easily....

From another DUmmy thread she jumped into so she tell her scary story again:
http://election.democraticunderground.com/10024121741

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Star Member Th1onein (7,495 posts)
8. The trick is going to be ending this friendship without getting hurt, or my family hurt.

I called the jail and found out that they only set his bond at a thousand bucks! I don't know if he will have the money to bond out, but they have my phone number and I'm on their list of contacts, if he gets out.

Apparently, he had the coke hidden on him and when they took him to the hospital, they found it. They called me and told me that they found one of my credit cards in his wallet (I gave it to him in case he needed it, a long time ago), and brought it back to me. They told me he was dangerous and NOT to bail him out. But why set his bond so low then?

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Comrade Grumpy (5,750 posts)
7. Drugs aren't radioactive. Most people who use them do so without any harm.

We should treat illicit drug like alcohol: Leave the cops out of it, except to clean up the messes.

This needs to be approached as a public health issue, not a law enforcement one.

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Star Member Th1onein (7,495 posts)
9. Agree.

 :stoner:

Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: wasp69 on December 03, 2013, 02:55:04 PM
Also, I've long wondered what this DUmmie did to earn her title- Dick Inspector?

If some would be so kind as to fill me in or post a link it would be much appreciated.

 :cheersmate:

Looking for a date?   :tongue:
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: Karin on December 03, 2013, 03:22:29 PM
Shoes, I don't have a link, but IIRC, she told the DUmmies something like "I've seen thousands of penises in my lifetime."
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: shoes off the couch on December 03, 2013, 03:30:25 PM
Looking for a date?   :tongue:

:rotf:


Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: shoes off the couch on December 03, 2013, 03:42:54 PM
Shoes, I don't have a link, but IIRC, she told the DUmmies something like "I've seen thousands of penises in my lifetime."

Dang it. I was hoping her confession would've had more of a story accompanying it.
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: Freeper on December 03, 2013, 04:47:36 PM
I recall the Horse with No Name primitive, but have no idea what happened to her. Perhaps her name is waiting to be engraved on the still non-existent dearly departed DUmmie wall.

Also, I've long wondered what this DUmmie did to earn her title- Dick Inspector?

If some would be so kind as to fill me in or post a link it would be much appreciated.

 :cheersmate:

She once said she had seen thousands of penises.
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 03, 2013, 05:50:13 PM
She once said she had seen thousands of penises.
Yep, examined 'em, up close and personal.

I think it was to establish her bona fides during one of the DUmp's circumcision kerfunkles.

She was living in a trailer in a dusty, crappy Texas trailer park, so her fee per pecker must be quite low.
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 03, 2013, 05:52:18 PM
I think Melanie has made up this entire storyline in an attempt to attract DOTY votes.

I hope no one nominates her, unless her hoodrat squeeze caps her.
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: DLR Pyro on December 03, 2013, 06:19:15 PM
I think Melanie has made up this entire storyline in an attempt to attract DOTY votes.

I hope no one nominates her, unless her hoodrat squeeze caps her.
can a DUmmy win posthumously?
Title: Re: Very disturbing event yesterday
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 03, 2013, 06:29:52 PM
can a DUmmy win posthumously?

That's about the only way she could win.

Try harder, Melanie! O-)