The Conservative Cave

Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tess Anderson on November 24, 2013, 02:44:29 PM

Title: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: Tess Anderson on November 24, 2013, 02:44:29 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024084081


Quote

Sat Nov 23, 2013, 11:52 PM

 Locut0s (4,282 posts)


Anyone have rich conservative relatives who like to deny their wealth?


Last edited Sat Nov 23, 2013, 11:52 PM - Edit history (1)

 Or even get angry at you when you bring up the possibility that they may in fact be wealthy? I've got 2 sets of uncles who are both fairly wealthy, one more than the other, and both of whom are conservative to some degree, one MUCH more so than the other. Both of them seem to like to play mind games with the rest of the family and if the topic of wealth somehow comes up they seem to like to play the fool. "What me? We aren't wealthy" And there is a tone of "how dare you suggest we are", even when the topic naturally arises. Often this comes about in our family when it comes to splitting a bill for something.
 
Often the rich members of the family want to do something grand and showy for our grandfather, and now late grandmother, and want the rest of us to chip in. When we suggested we should all pay according to our ability, instead of their idea of a very high flat rate, they would get all high and mighty and bothered about the whole thing. Like it's your fault you don't have as much money as we do and how dare you bring up the fact that we have a lot, we hardly have any (*rolls eyes*). This has come up more than once. Recently there was a conversation between one of the rich uncles and our grandfather in which the rich uncle suggested he could get X mount of money for his house which anyone who knew anything about real estate in this city would know is undervaluing the property but AT LEAST 2x! But of course you could never bring up this fact, he would just get angry.
 
Anyone else have similar relatives?

not your business.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: dane on November 24, 2013, 02:52:38 PM
The DUmmies do seem to be overly concerned with who has what and how much of it, and how some of it should be redistributed so that they themselves can benefit.

I did not realize it included relatives as well, but am not surprised.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: Chris_ on November 24, 2013, 02:56:32 PM
Wow, some useless bump-on-a-log goes on a tear about how he deserves someone else's hard-earned money and they don't care for it?

I'll be damned.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: Freeper on November 24, 2013, 02:58:23 PM
Considering 40k a year is rich to these idiots, I kind of doubt his relatives are a regular Donald Trump.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: marv on November 24, 2013, 03:05:36 PM
It's just the old "How dare you be smarter and more successful than me" story.

(http://members.socket.net/~mcruzan/avatars/violin.gif) (http://members.socket.net/~mcruzan/avatars/violin.gif) (http://members.socket.net/~mcruzan/avatars/violin.gif) (http://members.socket.net/~mcruzan/avatars/violin.gif) (http://members.socket.net/~mcruzan/avatars/violin.gif)


I've had the same thing happen in my family. Fortunately, they don't vote.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: Bad Dog on November 24, 2013, 03:13:02 PM
Went through this with brother in law's ex.  She was constantly trying to guilt the rest of the family into subsidizing her lifestyle.  Like the DUmmies, she was a sociopath, she always thought she could make better use of your property than you ever could.  She finally left him broke and up to his ass in debt.  She got not a dime from me.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: Aristotelian on November 24, 2013, 03:24:51 PM
What difference would it make to the Locust if his relatives were wealthy? It's not as if he'd have a claim on their money (though I'm sure he would see matters somewhat differently).
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: Carl on November 24, 2013, 03:30:21 PM
Meanwhile in a forum where sane people meet...


"Anyone have a family member that no matter what one does for them they refuse to ever try to make something of their life?

I have a nephew that is now in his 30s and will not leave my siblings basement.
College was paid for so he could try to get an education but within 3 weeks he quit and ran back home claiming that he could not deal with the pressure.
It seems all he does is post obsessively on a political board made up of losers and lunatics.
All day long it was one thread after another about how life is unfair to them and that they are entitled to a house,food,medical treatment,a "living wage" without doing any kind of work and so on.

I think he is as hopelessly as nuts as the rest of them and even though still love him just can`t enable such idiocy."
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: Gern on November 24, 2013, 04:10:25 PM
Quote

When we suggested we should all pay according to our ability


That's incredibly tacky.  It shouldn't matter what you perceive they have versus what you have.  If it's a present from everyone, everyone should chip in equally. 

Quote
Like it's your fault you don't have as much money as we do

That's because, unconsciously or consciously, it IS your fault if you're doing poorly--you have to take responsibility and can't blame it on anyone else.

Quote
and how dare you bring up the fact that we have a lot

I told you, because its gauche and tacky to do that.

.

Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: jukin on November 24, 2013, 04:40:51 PM
Loconuts would be the guy that when everybody said they would chip in $10 for the office birthday gift for somebody would forget his wallet when it came time to pay up and stick the gift buyer with its' tab.

Duchebags like the DUchebags is why I never split a bill in a group I do not know. A DUchebag always thinks that the waiter's tip is supposed to subsidize its' dinner. Usually the DUchebag orders the most expensive item.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: landofconfusion80 on November 24, 2013, 04:51:06 PM
There's a good reason why the wealthy are wealthy and losers like to complain about the wealthy on socialist websites. I'd like to think that maybe one day the spark of initiative and drive will hit one of these cretins, but that would be an incredible longshot.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: Texacon on November 24, 2013, 05:11:23 PM
How does the loser judge wealth?

KC
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: DefiantSix on November 24, 2013, 05:16:08 PM
How does the loser judge wealth?

KC

If you've got  more than s/h/it does, you're wealthy. Like Chris_ said earlier, someone bringing in 40K a year is an eee-vil 1-percenter to most DUmbshits, who count themselves rolling in the dough if they have enough for both weed AND Cheetos.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 24, 2013, 05:22:14 PM
Quote
Sat Nov 23, 2013, 11:52 PM

 Locut0s (4,282 posts)

i see that the fact that "someone" is paying for his(?) continued forays into psychotherapy, Hawaiian vacations, attempts at college, continued jobless existence in the basement at age 30, etc, etc, etc... doesn't seem to bother him(?).

How convenient.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: jukin on November 24, 2013, 05:30:48 PM
Loconuts should be taken by snow machine to a distant spot on the Canadian tundra and left. For the good of the tribe.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: Gern on November 24, 2013, 06:16:51 PM
i see that the fact that "someone" is paying for his(?) continued forays into psychotherapy, Hawaiian vacations, attempts at college, continued jobless existence in the basement at age 30, etc, etc, etc... doesn't seem to bother him(?).

How convenient.

Good point.  Moochers are perennially obsessed with what other people have, and are almost always blind to their own mooching.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: BannedFromDU on November 24, 2013, 06:44:41 PM
Good point.  Moochers are perennially obsessed with what other people have, and are almost always blind to their own mooching.


     That's a liberal for you, always counting other people's money. The world would be better off with you not in it, Loconuts. Step in front of a train.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: landofconfusion80 on November 24, 2013, 07:13:55 PM
How does the loser judge wealth?

KC

They are forever attributing all of the ills of the world to those who have vs. those that don't.  Did you pay attention to that whole occupy wallstreet thing? EVERYTHING was the fault of the rich, no matter how obscure or nonsensical the problem really was.  The primitives of DU are wholly incapable of philanthropy simple because they can't get beyond their envy of those who actually put in the effort.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 24, 2013, 07:36:48 PM
Envy.  :mental:  :loser:
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: I_B_Perky on November 24, 2013, 07:44:25 PM
Quote
Sat Nov 23, 2013, 11:52 PM

 Locut0s (4,282 posts)


Anyone have rich conservative relatives who like to deny their wealth?


Last edited Sat Nov 23, 2013, 11:52 PM - Edit history (1)

 Or even get angry at you when you bring up the possibility that they may in fact be wealthy? I've got 2 sets of uncles who are both fairly wealthy, one more than the other, and both of whom are conservative to some degree, one MUCH more so than the other. Both of them seem to like to play mind games with the rest of the family and if the topic of wealth somehow comes up they seem to like to play the fool. "What me? We aren't wealthy" And there is a tone of "how dare you suggest we are", even when the topic naturally arises. Often this comes about in our family when it comes to splitting a bill for something.
 
Often the rich members of the family want to do something grand and showy for our grandfather, and now late grandmother, and want the rest of us to chip in. When we suggested we should all pay according to our ability, instead of their idea of a very high flat rate, they would get all high and mighty and bothered about the whole thing. Like it's your fault you don't have as much money as we do and how dare you bring up the fact that we have a lot, we hardly have any (*rolls eyes*). This has come up more than once. Recently there was a conversation between one of the rich uncles and our grandfather in which the rich uncle suggested he could get X mount of money for his house which anyone who knew anything about real estate in this city would know is undervaluing the property but AT LEAST 2x! But of course you could never bring up this fact, he would just get angry.
 
Anyone else have similar relatives?

Yes I do. Except I am the "rich" relative now loconuts.

I grew up fairly poor. I had a "rich" great uncle. Not rich like Kerry... far from it... but he didn't have to worry about money in his retirement. I wanted to be like him. So when I was around 19, I asked him how he did it. He told me that he lived below his means and save up for what you want to buy instead of borrowing for it. He said that 9 times out of 10, you will find out that you do not want/need it after you save for it. He always had a couple of older cars that ran, but they always ran. He had a fairly nice house. I wanted to be like him.

He told me... the man with an 8th grade education...and the man that was far smarter than I was... that you live below your means. You work harder than everyone else. You show up early. You do the shit nobody wants to do and do it with a smile. The raises will come after that. Then whenever you get a raise... you bank that raise. You are already living, so why do you need that money? He said to take every 3rd or 4th raise to keep up with inflation. He said it will be hard, but in 30-40 years you will have a lot of money.

Grandpa Perky told me the same thing as well as Pa Perky.

Ya know what loconuts? I listened to those men. I listened hard and did exactly what they said. Now? I'm gonna have a good retirement and if  SS is there it will be fun money.

Now let us look at you. You sit around and whine. That is all you do is freaking whine. Get off your ass, get a job, do it better than everybody else and I don't care if you are a fry cook at Mickey D's, you too will be successful. I made a living in the restaurant business for about 15 years. A pretty good living. Then I got into a different job and make an even better living. You can learn a lot saying "You want fries with that?".

Your problem is you want the success, but don't wanna pay the dues.  In short, you are a damned parasite loser. Save us all the grief and off yourself. I suggest a tall building.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: Chris_ on November 24, 2013, 08:01:42 PM
Envy.  :mental:  :loser:
Except liberal dogma turns everyone that pays taxes into the rich uncle while they all see themselves as this greedy dimwit.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: obumazombie on November 24, 2013, 08:12:20 PM
Loconuts should be taken by snow machine to a distant spot on the Canadian tundra and left. For the good of the tribe.
A snow (making) machine, or a snow (track) machine ?
I vote for putting Loco in the snow making machine.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: freedumb2003b on November 24, 2013, 08:20:16 PM
Quote
Your problem is you want the success, but don't wanna pay the dues.  In short, you are a damned parasite loser. Save us all the grief and off yourself. I suggest a tall building.

I could NOT disagree more.

A tall building would cause no end of trouble -- cops, paramedics, firefighters (it seems they always need 100 or more at this sort of thing), the people in the building get evacuated or are so distracted they can't do their work, the sidewalk and street will have to be resurfaced (I have seen the damage a human body can do to a concrete landing even from a 9 story building), etc., etc. etc.  No DUmmy is worth that hassle.

I suggest more personal means -- drugs or cuts (remember to go N/S, not E/W kids!), maybe over their keyboard in a personal melodrama while typing in some sort of libtard opus. Now THAT would be comedy gold!
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: freedumb2003b on November 24, 2013, 08:23:16 PM
Except liberal dogma turns everyone that pays taxes into the rich uncle while they all see themselves as this greedy dimwit.

Not always 100%, but an opening gambit of "it should be fair, right?" can, if walked well, end with "you should pay the same tax % as I do (I am the 'rich uncle'). Kick in 28%, boy!"
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: I_B_Perky on November 24, 2013, 08:51:11 PM
I could NOT disagree more.

A tall building would cause no end of trouble -- cops, paramedics, firefighters (it seems they always need 100 or more at this sort of thing), the people in the building get evacuated or are so distracted they can't do their work, the sidewalk and street will have to be resurfaced (I have seen the damage a human body can do to a concrete landing even from a 9 story building), etc., etc. etc.  No DUmmy is worth that hassle.

I suggest more personal means -- drugs or cuts (remember to go N/S, not E/W kids!), maybe over their keyboard in a personal melodrama while typing in some sort of libtard opus. Now THAT would be comedy gold!


BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! You made me laugh FD2003!!! H5!!!!

Only reason why I suggested a tall building is cause the dummies in general, this one in particular, screw up everything they do. Kinda hard to screw up once you jump off a tall building... although if it could be done, I bet a dummy will be the one that does it.   :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 24, 2013, 09:14:31 PM
Envy.  :mental:  :loser:
Hi5. Envy is the foundation of socialism. It is the sin that has killed so many innocents in the 20th century.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: Freeper on November 24, 2013, 09:21:21 PM
Hi5. Envy is the foundation of socialism. It is the sin that has killed so many innocents in the 20th century.

I would argue once you begin to envy it's only a matter of time before you start breaking the other commandments. Once you have envy you will be tempted to steal and maybe even go as far as murder. Leftism uses envy as its driving force, once you envy the rich, stealing from them becomes justified, and even taking the lives of those you envy can be justified as well, eat the rich for example. The DUmmies are nothing but leftist stooges who are driven by envy and who will end up at the wrong end of a gun when the government they love so much no longer has any use for them.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: Bad Dog on November 25, 2013, 12:06:42 AM
A snow (making) machine, or a snow (track) machine ?
I vote for putting Loco in the snow making machine.

Don't eat the pink snow.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 25, 2013, 01:54:28 AM
You can learn a lot saying "You want fries with that?".

I think that would put him(?) back in psychotherapy.

Quote
Quote from: obumazombie on Today at 05:12:20 pm
A snow (making) machine, or a snow (track) machine ?
I vote for putting Loco in the snow making machine

(http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4681541354064274&pid=1.7)
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: diesel driver on November 25, 2013, 04:51:38 AM
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! You made me laugh FD2003!!! H5!!!!

Only reason why I suggested a tall building is cause the dummies in general, this one in particular, screw up everything they do. Kinda hard to screw up once you jump off a tall building... although if it could be done, I bet a dummy will be the one that does it.   :cheersmate: :cheersmate:

^5, Perky!   :cheersmate:

He could use one of the many interstate bridges in WV that cross the Kanawah River.  Even the old DUnbar Toll Bridge should be high enough.

Then again, I remember a story many years ago of a man who jumped from one of the Charleston area bridges, and walked away with cuts and bruises.  (Didn't know water was sharp!  Neither was the jumper.  Had to be a DUmmie.)

Loconuts should be taken by snow machine to a distant spot on the Canadian tundra and left. For the good of the tribe.

At the very least, he/she/it should be sterilized so as not to further dilute the gene pool.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: txradioguy on November 25, 2013, 06:09:42 AM
Wow, some useless bump-on-a-log goes on a tear about how he deserves someone else's hard-earned money and they don't care for it?

I'll be damned.

What's more amazing is that he seems to be pissed that his Uncles don't flaunt their wealth or brag about how rich they are the way Clinton and Obama do.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 25, 2013, 08:15:23 AM
Maybe, just maybe, the uncles aren't rich and are telling the truth. Just because they aren't sucking the government tit doesn't mean they're rich. 
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: Zathras on November 25, 2013, 08:15:46 AM
I think that would put him(?) back in psychotherapy.

(http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4681541354064274&pid=1.7)

Oh, come on now. Why use just that picture from "Dale and Tucker vs. Evil" when you can use the whole wood chipper scene courtesy of YouTube....

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ib7rDds5jk[/youtube]
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: Skul on November 25, 2013, 08:40:37 AM
Maybe, just maybe, the uncles aren't rich and are telling the truth. Just because they aren't sucking the government tit doesn't mean they're rich. 
True, DUmptards seem to view anyone not sucking that teat, to be a source for advancing their own "income".
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 25, 2013, 10:27:22 AM
Then again, I remember a story many years ago of a man who jumped from one of the Charleston area bridges, and walked away with cuts and bruises.  (Didn't know water was sharp!  Neither was the jumper.  Had to be a DUmmie.)

Something like that happened a long time ago, maybe the 70s in Huntington, WV.

A blind drunk Pittian wino decided to end it all by jumping into the Ohio River.

He staggered out onto the 6th Street bridge, unseen by anyone as it was the middle of the night, climbed the railing and jumped.

He was found midmorning the next day, sober, screaming bloody murder, and stuck up to his waist in mud at the edge of the water.

Apparently in the dark he didn't realize he hadn't walked far enough to be over the river.

He recovered to vote democrat in the next election.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: BannedFromDU on November 25, 2013, 11:12:29 AM

      Has anyone else noticed that nothing seems to steel Loconuts' resolve and passion more than whining about other people's money? You'd think that if he removed the diaper and the
maxipad and tried to apply that resolve to his own situation, he might get farther along than three weeks in a college.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 25, 2013, 01:51:59 PM
     Has anyone else noticed that nothing seems to steel Loconuts' resolve and passion more than whining about other people's money? You'd think that if he removed the diaper and the
maxipad and tried to apply that resolve to his own situation, he might get farther along than three weeks in a college.

LocoNuts will never get better. Not possible - he'll only get worse, much worse.

Compared to him, Dennis the Menace is sane.

Can you imagine what a mess he'll be when his parents are no longer around?

He'll starve unless he can get committed to a state loonybin. They probably still have those in Canada.

He needs to go the suicide route before they lock him away where it's more difficult to do.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: BannedFromDU on November 25, 2013, 06:00:30 PM


Can you imagine what a mess he'll be when his parents are no longer around?



     I think that's called Stewert.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: Gern on November 25, 2013, 07:16:59 PM
     I think that's called Stewert.

At least Stewart had the motivation to start his lame OReilly Sucks website.

Locust O's can't even summon the ambition to get up and get the remote.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: diesel driver on November 25, 2013, 08:14:59 PM
Something like that happened a long time ago, maybe the 70s in Huntington, WV.

A blind drunk Pittian wino decided to end it all by jumping into the Ohio River.

He staggered out onto the 6th Street bridge, unseen by anyone as it was the middle of the night, climbed the railing and jumped.

He was found midmorning the next day, sober, screaming bloody murder, and stuck up to his waist in mud at the edge of the water.

Apparently in the dark he didn't realize he hadn't walked far enough to be over the river.

He recovered to vote democrat in the next election.

I was running a route one Tuesday afternoon in South Charleston, just finished that leg of it, next was to cross over the Kanawah River into Dunbar.  Problem was, some DUmbass had climbed to the top of the bridge, threatening to jump.  Cops had the bridge blocked off, and I had to backtrack 10 miles round trip to cross the river.

I told someone, don't remember if it was a customer or a cop, to just shoot the stupid bastard!
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: Skul on November 25, 2013, 08:26:55 PM
At least Stewart had the motivation to start his lame OReilly Sucks website.

Locust O's can't even summon the ambition to get up and get the remote.
Fat che's little brother has the remote, and I'm not saying where it's at.  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 25, 2013, 08:58:42 PM
I was running a route one Tuesday afternoon in South Charleston, just finished that leg of it, next was to cross over the Kanawah River into Dunbar.  Problem was, some DUmbass had climbed to the top of the bridge, threatening to jump.  Cops had the bridge blocked off, and I had to backtrack 10 miles round trip to cross the river.

I told someone, don't remember if it was a customer or a cop, to just shoot the stupid bastard!
Another story from that same 6th Street Ohio River bridge in the 70s. Three Huntington democrats had a disagreement over a bag of marijuana. Two of them solved the problem by killing the third, and then taking his carcass to the 6th Street bridge for disposal. Unfortunately, they were seen tossing their dearly departed into the river, and quickly apprehended. I don't remember if their friend's body was found, but there was lots and lots of blood in their vehicle and on their clothes. Anyway, they were found not guilty of killing their buddy, but were convicted of stream littering and fined $1000 each. For years I had that newspaper clipping on the wall behind my reloading bench, got a laugh every time I glanced at it.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Locut0s" angry at his rich conservative relatives
Post by: diesel driver on November 26, 2013, 05:10:36 AM
Another story from that same 6th Street Ohio River bridge in the 70s. Three Huntington democrats had a disagreement over a bag of marijuana. Two of them solved the problem by killing the third, and then taking his carcass to the 6th Street bridge for disposal. Unfortunately, they were seen tossing their dearly departed into the river, and quickly apprehended. I don't remember if their friend's body was found, but there was lots and lots of blood in their vehicle and on their clothes. Anyway, they were found not guilty of killing their buddy, but were convicted of stream littering and fined $1000 each. For years I had that newspaper clipping on the wall behind my reloading bench, got a laugh every time I glanced at it.

 :lmao:  :rotf:  :lmao:  :rotf:

DUmmie justice!!!!