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Doug Bulna, the Jersey Walrus, has been as elusive as good health insurance lately. His fellow Proglodytes don't seem to care, nor even notice, his absence. Of course, we good and decent people have noticed. While Doug Bulna's absence is undoubtedly due to shame at being caught abusing his former employer's good will, and for speaking ill of his coworkers, the fact remains that he is in hiding.
Doug's attempt to live on the Down Low provides us with a great opportunity - to help the wayward walrus find his way home. I am pleased to introduce Where's Walrus, the Internet Game of Hide and Seek.
It's easy to play. Find evidence of Doug's presence, or absence, anywhere in the world, and post it here. Pictures, videos, articles, or any other media are welcome.
The challenge to this game is that we couldn't find a red and white sweater and tocque that would fit him, so he will he more difficult to spot than Waldo.
So, say it with me:
"Where's Walrus?"
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(http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1830/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1830-6515.jpg)
Glamour Shot of Doug Bulna
(http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/halbrindley/halbrindley1006/halbrindley100600009/7139159-thousands-of-male-walruses-odobenus-rosmarus-sunbathing-together-on-the-beaches-of-round-island-walr.jpg)
Hiding in plain sight
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/30/article-2180945-14499EA7000005DC-109_634x505.jpg)
Bustin' a move
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Doug Bulna, the Jersey Walrus, has been as elusive as good health insurance lately. His fellow Proglodytes don't seem to care, nor even notice, his absence. Of course, we good and decent people have noticed. While Doug Bulna's absence is undoubtedly due to shame at being caught abusing his former employer's good will, and for speaking ill of his coworkers, the fact remains that he is in hiding.
Doug's attempt to live on the Down Low provides us with a great opportunity - to help the wayward walrus find his way home. I am pleased to introduce Where's Walrus, the Internet Game of Hide and Seek.
It's easy to play. Find evidence of Doug's presence, or absence, anywhere in the world, and post it here. Pictures, videos, articles, or any other media are welcome.
The challenge to this game is that we couldn't find a red and white sweater and tocque that would fit him, so he will he more difficult to spot than Waldo.
So, say it with me:
"Where's Walrus?"
Note: This game is not related to the children's book of the same name. (http://www.families.com/blog/wheres-walrus-book-review)
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Goo Goo G'choo...
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFwg2iXBjuo[/youtube]
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(http://yeswecanhas.com/files/2008/02/walrus.jpeg)
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Doug's DU pickup line:
(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag72/conscave/Hatewalruslickfish_zps3c06383b.jpg)
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Sighted yesterday, at the Paramus Auto Show:
(http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh268/jazedaking/walrus.jpg)
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Oh my.
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:rofl: :bwah: :rofl: :rofl:
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(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/16/article-0-19CFE5C1000005DC-712_634x435.jpg)
Going to the dentist. "Is it safe, Doug?"
(http://www.yukei.net/wp-content/files/200611/Wally_Walrus.jpg)
Conducting the Newark Philharmonic (artist's depiction)
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Steaming pile of Doug Bulna
(http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/files/walrus.jpg)
Blowing his own horn with a little help from a friend
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2011/03/epicsaxwalrus1.jpg)
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(http://imageshack.com/a/img706/2051/q9xd.jpg)
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Guess he is looking for the remote.......... :-)
(http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_453/Funny_Pictures_45317.jpg)
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Guess he is looking for the remote.......... :-)
(http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_453/Funny_Pictures_45317.jpg)
One thing's for sure, that's probably as close as he'll ever come to female genitalia.
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One thing's for sure, that's probably as close as he'll ever come to female genitalia.
It looks like he's demonstrating what a cunning linguist he is to Debbi Wasserman Shultz.
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:lmao: Gern, loved the photoshop. :rotf:
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:lmao: Gern, loved the photoshop. :rotf:
:-)
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Look at the name of the group here performing "I Am the Walrus":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwKuRaK61hc
The Rafters! How sweet is that?
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(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/31/31dfa25efa5c8e3f5fb2fc2b6afc591ebecd59b657299adc46bf4a6f0fb459cd.jpg)
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:lmao: :rotf: :rofl:
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Doug Bulna at a Trayvon Martin rally, after giving some Skittles to a cute girl there:
(http://www.homorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/skittles-walrus.jpg)
It worked!
(http://popgoestheweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Skittles.jpg)
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(http://zkdesign.ca/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/WalrusTV_Brands_Logos.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-apZS5A79NRc/T1U4kvCVUMI/AAAAAAAAAHU/1R5HXvv65Nk/s1600/no_fox_news_157.gif)
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Doug Bulna at a Trayvon Martin rally, after giving some Skittles to a cute girl there:
(http://www.homorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/skittles-walrus.jpg)
It worked!
(http://popgoestheweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Skittles.jpg)
Lolz!
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I'll bet the manager at Gearhart Chevrolet, hid Doug Bulna's bucket in the rafters. :fuelfire:
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I'll bet the manager at Gearhart Chevrolet hid Doug Bulna's bucket in the rafters.
(http://www.jumboheroes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Walrus_BucketThiefInTroubleM.jpg)
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I'll bet the manager at Gearhart Chevrolet hid Doug Bulna's bucket in the rafters.
(http://yeswecanhas.com/files/2008/02/walrus.jpeg)
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Compare and contrast:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1gWCzTZVdIg/TqSah26JYFI/AAAAAAAAEKQ/99TTjIWmxTE/s320/masks_walrus.jpg)(http://i43.tinypic.com/fcnmd.jpg)
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(http://imageshack.com/a/img706/2051/q9xd.jpg)
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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http://www.thepetitionsite.com/981/986/788/cbs-must-fire-logan-and-mcclellan/#sign
#27
Although I am pretty sure that one of us added it considering who else added their name to the petition.
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Trying to learn to fly?
(http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/12-2/Fw8ZfbATkH-9.png)
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Where's Walrus?
Walrus has been working on his autobiography.
He wanted it to be
(http://www.worldwidewalrusweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Dapper-Walrus-Print.jpg)
But all he could come up with was
(http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/5-1/qtnjM3NNTX-10.png)
So he used the last of his unemployment to hire a ghostwriter.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_niKYr7sUEuE/SjBkQV7zCqI/AAAAAAAAAJ0/NICiNT-iWNU/s320/Very+Worried+Walrus.jpg)
Poor, sad Walrus.
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(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/untitled_zps330b7377.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/untitled_zps330b7377.jpg.html)
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(https://s3.amazonaws.com/fb-cms-assets/walrus%3Astadler.jpg)
Golfer Craig Stadler a/k/a, The Walrus and a real walrus.
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Where's Walrus?
Doug was spotted rehearsing his new autobiographical musical: Smooth Criminal?, The Doug Bulna Story.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX8zGsIDeXU[/youtube]
He is also reportedly plotting revenge against the whole world. Literally.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ec/Walrus_comics.jpg)
If Doug Bulna was a supervillain, this is the supervillain he would be (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walrus_%28comics%29).
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Where's Walrus?
Gettysburg, PA?
(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag72/conscave/Walrus_-_civil_war_union_soldier_zps7c77cdfa.jpg)
Artist's rendering
No.
Playing "Hide the Remote" with his new friend, Tad?
(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag72/conscave/gaywalrus_zps96a59622.jpg)
"How many times do I have to tell you, it's not a blowhole? Oh, never mind."
Ummm.... yup.
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(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/untitled_zps330b7377.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/untitled_zps330b7377.jpg.html)
Salvation Army is a Christian organization. I could not imagine DainBramaged doing that. :lmao: :rotf:
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Look who found the remote...
(http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj434/GOPCongress/Chumley_300_zps71882fa8.png)
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Look who found the remote...
(http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj434/GOPCongress/Chumley_300_zps71882fa8.png)
Good Lord, man, the walrus came through! :yahoo:
After today, with the "disappearing", of the threads about the incident, how long before Doug shows up again at the DUmp?
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Look who found the remote...
(http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj434/GOPCongress/Chumley_300_zps71882fa8.png)
Chumley!!!
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Chumley!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Good one, BD!!!! H5!!!