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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Ralph Wiggum on November 05, 2013, 03:35:45 PM
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Buddha_of_Wisdom (325 posts)
So I decided to vote today at a local rec center.. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023983942)
Few people.. I had originally thought I entered the wrong voting center - thinking it was that churchy place by the park where I live, so I asked if I could vote in here - they all say "YES!" - and so I proceeded with my voting - ID was checked (my driver's license was accepted), and they asked me the appropriate questions for verification, so I answered them. They asked me if I wanted to vote by machine or by paper. I said paper! There were three machines looking so lonely in its dark corner.... looked evil..... but I voted.
There. All done. Took me all of 5 minutes. Why can't each voting center be like that in the United States.
No conversion or really a bouncy. Couldn't resist because of the "So..." that started the thread. But that's damn near the same experience I've had voting, even in last year's Presidential election. 9-10 minutes and I was done. Spent more time voting for judges than I did to park and walk into the church.
Why other states can't emulate mine is beyond me.
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They said "yes", because the town where he lives is so small, there is only one polling station.
DUmp monkey is grasping for cred.
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Before I vote, I always hide in the bushes. I covertly search for fellow bush dwellers while I'm hiding.
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Before I vote, I always hide in the bushes. I covertly search for fellow bush dwellers while I'm hiding.
Did you meet any cops? :???:
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The DUmmie OP is a mole. Everyone knows how impossible it is to get a valid ID in the first place let alone trying to get it out of a wallet or purse when asked to show one.
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The DUmmie OP is a mole. Everyone knows how impossible it is to get a valid ID in the first place let alone trying to get it out of a wallet or purse when asked to show one.
Surprised the DUmmy didn't have to force his way through a phalanx of riot police and German Shepherds*, blocking the door to the rec center. That is one of my favorite parts of the voting adventure!
*Note to lurking DUmmies: "German Shepherds" are a breed of dogs. I wasn't talking about people from Germany who herd sheep.
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I did not know that some places allow you to choose whether to use a paper ballot or a machine.
Of course, this was written by a DUmmy, so....