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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dane on October 31, 2013, 09:18:05 AM
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Naturally the DUmmies support him in his 'loserness', with none of them saying anything along the line of "Man up! Move out! Be an adult! Get a job and keep it!"
At 31 he has accomplished nothing at all. I know many people who, at that age, had families, careers, and were buying their own homes.
None of the 'poor me' rant was interesting enough to carry over, and could well have been condensed into just that - 'poor me'.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/11514598
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To make a long post short, how do I gain even a modicum motivation in this context?
:rofl: Do you honestly think you're going to get a good answer to this question at DU?
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Isn't he the DUmmy that was recently fired from his hotel job for disappearing for 24 hours?
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To make a long post short, how do I gain even a modicum motivation in this context?
How about...
(http://www.resist.com/JOOMJournal/KickAssTale.gif)
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Isn't he the DUmmy that was recently fired from his hotel job for disappearing for 24 hours?
He's the one that tried to live in the college dorm and couldn't take it. Quit school and moved back in with mom and dad. Apparently he's on his 4th shrink.
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He needs to be on Prozac or something. :panic:
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He needs to be on Prozac or something. :panic:
Laughing gas, for starters. Maybe Zyklon-B.
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He's the one that tried to live in the college dorm and couldn't take it. Quit school and moved back in with mom and dad. Apparently he's on his 4th shrink.
Yeah. But didn't he lose a job at a hotel because he went spastic and disappear?
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Yeah. But didn't he lose a job at a hotel because he went spastic and disappear?
That was another poster.
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Locut0s
I'm not the type who feels comfortable going on disability or falsely collecting welfare or anything ...
But you eventually will. And the groups of loser kooks on Skin's island will cheer on your decision to just quit.
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That was another poster.
Damn. Off to search and see who it was. I'm usually pretty good at keeping DUmmy activities in order. It's all written down in a logbook. I have names, addresses and pictures. A complete profile.
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That was another poster.
OK. Found it. It was davidthegnome. Here's what threw me off:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,91259.0.html
near age thirty still living with mom and dad
Go to the DUmp and key in "I got fired" and get over 1,000 pages back, each with 30 threads.
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That was another poster.
It's unlikely that LocoNuts could hold a job, but not inconceivable.
Dennis the Menace has a job, and he's just as crazy as LocoNuts.
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I wonder if he has roommates since he goes to college. I would be concerned for them.
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I wonder if he has roommates since he goes to college. I would be concerned for them.
He had a another breakdown and left school, again.
There is a whole series of entertaining posts where he describes his latest college experience and interactions with his roommates.
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I wonder if he has roommates since he goes to college. I would be concerned for them.
He dropped out a few weeks ago, when he had another breakdown. He's back in mommy's basement.
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The guy has plenty of time to sit there and stare at his navel, but he can't work up the courage to go out and make something of his life. So you get scared, Loconuts? Welcome to LIFE. Everyone gets
scared, including people on big, bad Conservative Cave. You know what would happen if when you get scared and anxious and freaked out every few months and you DIDN'T retreat back to Mommy and Daddy?
I'll give you a hint:
NOTHING.
You should try just PUSHING THROUGH sometime. You are evidently surrounded by people who are conspiring, knowingly or not, to keep you all faggy and dependent. You OBVIOUSLY don't want that. Trust me,
dude, as someone who has dealt with anxiety, obesity, depression, and abandonment, the only SURE way out is to strap on a pair and see what happens if you slog through it. You'll NEVER get that advice from
the coterie of miscreants and sociopaths on DU, which is why they're on DU in the first place.
Decide who you want to be, brother: Chico, or the Man. I will even help you un-**** yourself if you want a man to talk to instead of the failed artists and grabastic assclowns on DU - PM me here. No questions
asked, no ridicule.
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Decide who you want to be, brother: Chico, or the Man.
Racist.
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This punk is pathetic, he's 31 and college was too traumatic for his dumb ass. When I was 19 years old I boarded a plane for Korea didn't know a soul where I was going. If a 19 year old kid can do that then a 31 year old should be able to handle college without curling up in a ball.
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This punk is pathetic, he's 31 and college was too traumatic for his dumb ass. When I was 19 years old I boarded a plane for Korea didn't know a soul where I was going. If a 19 year old kid can do that then a 31 year old should be able to handle college without curling up in a ball.
You aren't a member of the "sensitive" class. Maybe if you cried into your pillow once in awhile just because, you'd understand. :-)
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This punk is pathetic, he's 31 and college was too traumatic for his dumb ass. When I was 19 years old I boarded a plane for Korea didn't know a soul where I was going. If a 19 year old kid can do that then a 31 year old should be able to handle college without curling up in a ball.
This dude isn't normal. There is definitely something wrong with the primitives on the island.
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Clearly, what somebody needs to do is sit him down and have one of those Pulp fiction discussions with him.
It should go something like this:
"You've tried, your glory days were wasted 10-15 years ago and it's time to give up. You've dragged along to this point and have absolutely zero to show for it. There is rightly nobody to blame but yourself. The only solution at this point is to throw yourself off of the closest bridge and actually serve a purpose for once in your life. Catfish don't care about your past or your problems, they're just happy that you're there. "
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Clearly, what somebody needs to do is sit him down and have one of those Pulp fiction discussions with him.
It should go something like this:
"You've tried, your glory days were wasted 10-15 years ago and it's time to give up. You've dragged along to this point and have absolutely zero to show for it. There is rightly nobody to blame but yourself. The only solution at this point is to throw yourself off of the closest bridge and actually serve a purpose for once in your life. Catfish don't care about your past or your problems, they're just happy that you're there. "
^ that's pretty good :-)
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Yeah. But didn't he lose a job at a hotel because he went spastic and disappear?
I think that was a guy in Maine making $8/hour working the front desk at a hotel.
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I think that was a guy in Maine making $8/hour working the front desk at a hotel.
Is anyone else amused that, for all intents and purposes, a good many of the DUmmies are interchangeable? I'm guessing they are similarly so in real life: Loconuts' parents could probably work out a swap with
some other moonbat's parents, just to switch things up a little, and I don't think the narratives would change at all. Crazy is crazy.
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Locut0s
I'm not the type who feels comfortable going on disability or falsely collecting welfare or anything ...
But nobody ever does that. That's a myth made up by Ronnie Raygun! [/DU mode]
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The guy has plenty of time to sit there and stare at his navel, but he can't work up the courage to go out and make something of his life. So you get scared, Loconuts? Welcome to LIFE. Everyone gets
scared, including people on big, bad Conservative Cave. You know what would happen if when you get scared and anxious and freaked out every few months and you DIDN'T retreat back to Mommy and Daddy?
I'll give you a hint:
NOTHING.
You should try just PUSHING THROUGH sometime. You are evidently surrounded by people who are conspiring, knowingly or not, to keep you all faggy and dependent. You OBVIOUSLY don't want that. Trust me,
dude, as someone who has dealt with anxiety, obesity, depression, and abandonment, the only SURE way out is to strap on a pair and see what happens if you slog through it. You'll NEVER get that advice from
the coterie of miscreants and sociopaths on DU, which is why they're on DU in the first place.
Decide who you want to be, brother: Chico, or the Man. I will even help you un-**** yourself if you want a man to talk to instead of the failed artists and grabastic assclowns on DU - PM me here. No questions
asked, no ridicule.
I'll second what banned said. I know liberals have spun you the line that every conservative is born a certain way and with certain things but many of here did not and have not. We've seen some pretty horrific things, been victim to some even crappier things, and just decided those would be lessons, not the blueprint of who we are. Drop the losers at DU who have chosen to be victims or lazy asses and come over to talk to some people who are struggling like you are but pulling through. It seems out of many of the dummies loco wants a normal productive life...I even think he almost wants his parents to kick his ass out if he can't do it himself. He's crying for help with every damn post and not one of those freaks over there can say anything straight with him--not a one of them knows how to be both empathetic but firm in their concern which means they are either cowards or really don't care at all...probably both. Every one so scared of walking on other people's toes and hurting feelings they won't say anythign that could spare someone a lot of hurt--cowards then it is. But boy they find courage if someone challenges how THEY see things--egocentric too then. Ugh..loco, come over and talk to people who have btdt and know the steps to get your going or at least will give you some copassionate tough talk to help push you along when you need the push. Reach out to the people who really would like to see you beat this rut you are in!
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Man alive!!!! This dummie is a pathetic excuse for a man. I swear if I was him I would just go ahead and jump off a tall building and be done with it.
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This punk is pathetic, he's 31 and college was too traumatic for his dumb ass. When I was 19 years old I boarded a plane for Korea didn't know a soul where I was going. If a 19 year old kid can do that then a 31 year old should be able to handle college without curling up in a ball.
Are you trying to convince me you didn't know a Seoul ?
As for our intrepid 31y/o lib, and all the other DUers who have lost their jobs during the owebumeconomy, they deserve what they voted for.
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Man alive!!!! This dummie is a pathetic excuse for a man. I swear if I was him I would just go ahead and jump off a tall building and be done with it.
He might bounce, or land on an innocent bystander.
Best to go with drowning.
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How about...
(http://www.resist.com/JOOMJournal/KickAssTale.gif)
:hi5:
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Laughing gas, for starters. Maybe Zyklon-B.
The B. There is always the .000000267% chance that it will breed.
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[youtube=425,350]www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO5Y1OuQIxo[/youtube]
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The guy has plenty of time to sit there and stare at his navel, but he can't work up the courage to go out and make something of his life. So you get scared, Loconuts? Welcome to LIFE. Everyone gets
scared, including people on big, bad Conservative Cave. You know what would happen if when you get scared and anxious and freaked out every few months and you DIDN'T retreat back to Mommy and Daddy?
I'll give you a hint:
NOTHING.
You should try just PUSHING THROUGH sometime. You are evidently surrounded by people who are conspiring, knowingly or not, to keep you all faggy and dependent. You OBVIOUSLY don't want that. Trust me,
dude, as someone who has dealt with anxiety, obesity, depression, and abandonment, the only SURE way out is to strap on a pair and see what happens if you slog through it. You'll NEVER get that advice from
the coterie of miscreants and sociopaths on DU, which is why they're on DU in the first place.
Decide who you want to be, brother: Chico, or the Man. I will even help you un-**** yourself if you want a man to talk to instead of the failed artists and grabastic assclowns on DU - PM me here. No questions
asked, no ridicule.
How anyone, even these derelicts, ever got the idea that life can be cleansed of fear, is beyond me. The only thing that makes sense is perpetual childhood.
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How anyone, even these derelicts, ever got the idea that life can be cleansed of fear, is beyond me. The only thing that makes sense is perpetual childhood.
Hence their desire to create an infantalizing government to take care of them.