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Title: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: GOP Congress on October 28, 2013, 12:55:58 PM: I'm creating new currency for the DUmmies. I will be creating penny, nickel, dime, quarter, half-dollar, and dollar coins. I am not going to do paper, though, as DUmmies are typically too stupid to make enough that doesn't allow them to use their food stamp cards to convert to cash.

Anyway, whose pictures can I use for these coins? Off the top of my head, Steve Dawes, Doug Bulna, Nadin comes to mind, but I would like to make this a consensus.

Priority (importance): Quarter, Penny, Dollar, Dime, Nickel, and Half-Dollar. Names should be priortized in this order I imagine. I will probably use ImagineIt Photoshop plugin to create profiles from facial pictures to emulate the profile pictures on actual coins.
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 28, 2013, 01:02:00 PM: Quote from: GOP Congress on October 28, 2013, 12:55:58 PM
Quarter, Penny, Dollar, Dime, Nickel, and Half-Dollar.

Larry, Moe, Curly, Groucho, Harpo, and Chico.
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: Bad Dog on October 28, 2013, 01:07:32 PM: Sacagawea should be in there somewhere.
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 28, 2013, 01:28:47 PM: Lenin, Stalin, Che, Mao, Pol Pot, HITLER.....and a special Castro 33&1/3 cent piece with Kim El Jung on the reverse.
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: thundley4 on October 28, 2013, 01:31:38 PM: The obvious is gnads for the half dollar. You can use an old Franklin half dollar for a model.
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: BannedFromDU on October 28, 2013, 01:33:15 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on October 28, 2013, 01:31:38 PM
The obvious is gnads for the half dollar. You can use an old Franklin half dollar for a model.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 28, 2013, 01:46:04 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on October 28, 2013, 01:31:38 PM
The obvious is gnads for the half dollar. You can use an old Franklin half dollar for a model.

Definite H5!
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on October 28, 2013, 02:10:49 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on October 28, 2013, 01:31:38 PM
The obvious is gnads for the half dollar. You can use an old Franklin half dollar for a model.

Make it a 75Â¢ POG.
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: marv on October 28, 2013, 02:33:00 PM: I think that Alfred E. Neuman would be appropriate for all the coins.
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: 67 Rover on October 28, 2013, 02:54:55 PM: Quote from: GOP Congress on October 28, 2013, 12:55:58 PM
I'm creating new currency for the DUmmies. I will be creating penny, nickel, dime, quarter, half-dollar, and dollar coins. I am not going to do paper, though, as DUmmies are typically too stupid to make enough that doesn't allow them to use their food stamp cards to convert to cash.

Anyway, whose pictures can I use for these coins? Off the top of my head, Steve Dawes, Doug Bulna, Nadin comes to mind, but I would like to make this a consensus.

Priority (importance): Quarter, Penny, Dollar, Dime, Nickel, and Half-Dollar. Names should be priortized in this order I imagine. I will probably use ImagineIt Photoshop plugin to create profiles from facial pictures to emulate the profile pictures on actual coins.

My vote is for Grumpy cat on the dollar.
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: GOP Congress on October 28, 2013, 03:10:49 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on October 28, 2013, 01:31:38 PM
The obvious is gnads for the half dollar. You can use an old Franklin half dollar for a model.

LOL...the resemblance is uncanny, probably don't have to adjust the profile, just the "tagline"...
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: Chris_ on October 28, 2013, 03:42:42 PM: Woodrow Wilson, FDR, and Leon Trotsky.
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: Freeper on October 28, 2013, 04:02:07 PM: Rush Limbaugh with I told you so written on the coin.
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 28, 2013, 04:11:43 PM: Quote from: Freeper on October 28, 2013, 04:02:07 PM
Rush Limbaugh with I told you so written on the coin.
No, No, No.....on the EBT cards.
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: Aristotelian on October 28, 2013, 04:16:49 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on October 28, 2013, 01:31:38 PM
The obvious is gnads for the half dollar. You can use an old Franklin half dollar for a model.

The resemblance is quite scary.

Just remove 'God' and put 'nads' in the space left.
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: Tess Anderson on October 28, 2013, 06:57:33 PM: Doesn't anybody else think CaliforniaPeggy would be a good choice here? With her mouth gaping open, of course.
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: Big Dog on October 28, 2013, 07:09:29 PM: Quote from: GOP Congress on October 28, 2013, 03:10:49 PM
LOL...the resemblance is uncanny, probably don't have to adjust the profile, just the "tagline"...

Replace Liberty with PLONK.
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: BannedFromDU on October 28, 2013, 07:11:04 PM: Quote from: Tess Anderson on October 28, 2013, 06:57:33 PM
Doesn't anybody else think CaliforniaPeggy would be a good choice here? With her mouth gaping open, of course.

Someone already said Alfred E. Neuman, so I worry no one could tell the difference.

If it's DUmmy money, make sure each coin costs more to mint than its face value.
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: BattleHymn on October 28, 2013, 07:37:52 PM: I'm glad somebody more capable with picture editing software has decided to take up this project.

I did a really basic mockup of nads on the half dollar, and posted it somewhere in The DUmpster a couple months back.

I would suggest using the same photo of nads I used, since it's already almost a dead ringer. You will have to flip it 180 degrees to get her face going the right direction, though.

(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/franklin_zpse6d1ab19.jpg)(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/franklin2_zpsb9f275ad.jpg)
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: GOP Congress on October 29, 2013, 02:59:22 AM: Quote from: BattleHymn on October 28, 2013, 07:37:52 PM
I'm glad somebody more capable with picture editing software has decided to take up this project.

I did a really basic mockup of nads on the half dollar, and posted it somewhere in The DUmpster a couple months back.

I would suggest using the same photo of nads I used, since it's already almost a dead ringer. You will have to flip it 180 degrees to get her face going the right direction, though.

(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/franklin_zpse6d1ab19.jpg)(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/franklin2_zpsb9f275ad.jpg)

Hell, all I hafta do is put on a pair of specs on Ben and instant Nadz! Unreal...
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 29, 2013, 04:21:46 AM: Quote from: BattleHymn on October 28, 2013, 07:37:52 PM
I'm glad somebody more capable with picture editing software has decided to take up this project.

I did a really basic mockup of nads on the half dollar, and posted it somewhere in The DUmpster a couple months back.

I would suggest using the same photo of nads I used, since it's already almost a dead ringer. You will have to flip it 180 degrees to get her face going the right direction, though.

(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/franklin_zpse6d1ab19.jpg)(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/franklin2_zpsb9f275ad.jpg)

I almost soaked a monitor with coffee . . . H5!
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: Skul on October 29, 2013, 07:31:51 AM: How's this?
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 29, 2013, 07:37:24 AM: Quote from: Skul on October 29, 2013, 07:31:51 AM
How's this?

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

H5!
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 29, 2013, 10:18:33 AM: I think I'd be willing to pay the addled submarine rider a hundred bucks if he would take the nutcase to a mall and get some Glamour Shots.
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: Skul on October 29, 2013, 10:35:54 AM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 29, 2013, 10:18:33 AM
I think I'd be willing to pay the addled submarine rider a hundred bucks if he would take the nutcase to a mall and get some Glamour Shots.
Y'all jus' ain't right. :therock: :sad1:
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: BattleHymn on October 29, 2013, 12:44:54 PM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 29, 2013, 10:18:33 AM
I think I'd be willing to pay the addled submarine rider a hundred bucks if he would take the nutcase to a mall and get some Glamour Shots.

Oh my gosh. I can only imagine. :rofl: :rotf:
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: Big Dog on October 30, 2013, 06:07:00 AM: Quote from: Skul on October 29, 2013, 07:31:51 AM
How's this?

Lady Freedumb Returns would be proud to suck a dick behind a Dumspter for one of those.
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: Big Dog on October 30, 2013, 06:19:28 AM: Quote from: Skul on October 29, 2013, 07:31:51 AM
How's this?

Hi5, and stolen!
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: Skul on October 30, 2013, 08:12:22 AM: Quote from: Big Dog on October 30, 2013, 06:19:28 AM
Hi5, and stolen!
I stole the concept from you, and Ari. :-)
Quote from: Aristotelian on October 28, 2013, 04:16:49 PM
The resemblance is quite scary.

Just remove 'God' and put 'nads' in the space left.
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: Skul on October 30, 2013, 09:45:32 PM: We need the penny, nickel, dime and quarter.
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: BattleHymn on October 30, 2013, 10:04:05 PM: Quote from: Skul on October 30, 2013, 09:45:32 PM
We need the penny, nickel, dime and quarter.

I think we all know who should be on the quarter. Paging the homeless shelter...
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: USA4ME on October 30, 2013, 10:16:39 PM: Quote from: Skul on October 29, 2013, 07:31:51 AM
How's this?

:lmao: :rotf:

Great Job!!!!

.
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 30, 2013, 10:18:49 PM: Quote from: BattleHymn on October 30, 2013, 10:04:05 PM
I think we all know who should be on the quarter.

Some day, after he's gone to his reward, the jug-eared muslim will be honored on the plug nickel.
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: USA4ME on October 30, 2013, 10:20:20 PM: Maybe Skinner or Lord Marblehead would look good.

And if you could put MrDorko on some Confederate currency that would be good for a laugh or two.

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Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: BattleHymn on October 30, 2013, 11:53:44 PM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 30, 2013, 10:18:49 PM
Some day, after he's gone to his reward,

Amen.
Title: Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
Post by: Purple Sage on November 01, 2013, 11:22:43 AM: The trademark of DainBramaged (http://tsdr.uspto.gov/img/78325173/large) / Doug Bulna (http://tsdr.uspto.gov/img/78325173/large) / Douglas Bulna (http://tsdr.uspto.gov/img/78325173/large) / Douglas C. Bulna (http://tsdr.uspto.gov/img/78325173/large) might could fit in there somewhere:

(http://tsdr.uspto.gov/img/78325173/large)