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Title: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: dane on October 22, 2013, 06:06:12 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023899082
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Tue Oct 22, 2013, 03:08 AM   Hobo (496 posts)

Since the "Conservative Cave" calls us primitives...

 What should our little nick name for them be?

I vote for Primordial Ooze.

Please feel free to add your own.....

Hobo
There will now be multiple denials of the sort "I never go there, or to Olive Garden, or Wal Mart, or watch FOX (even when I can find the remote DB hid..." and so on.

I'll betcha some will even be posted from the computer at work, a computer provided by the bosses they denounce as scum, even while that 'scum' is paying them to play on the internet.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: miskie on October 22, 2013, 06:11:40 AM
shaddup, primitive.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Splashdown on October 22, 2013, 06:14:27 AM
FWIW, I liked it better when they weren't allowed to mention is.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: txradioguy on October 22, 2013, 06:19:02 AM
Bite me...primitive.

You don't like it...come over here and we'll discuss exactly how you earned that title.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Big Dog on October 22, 2013, 06:27:17 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023899082There will now be multiple denials of the sort "I never go there, or to Olive Garden, or Wal Mart, or watch FOX (even when I can find the remote DB hid..." and so on.

I'll betcha some will even be posted from the computer at work, a computer provided by the bosses they denounce as scum, even while that 'scum' is paying them to play on the internet.

Wait till the hobo primitive sees "proglodytes".
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Gina on October 22, 2013, 06:28:09 AM
A majority of them won't be able to spell that out or will be two lazy to type two words.  We are safe  :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: dutch508 on October 22, 2013, 06:47:43 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023899082There will now be multiple denials of the sort "I never go there, or to Olive Garden, or Wal Mart, or watch FOX (even when I can find the remote DB hid..." and so on.

I'll betcha some will even be posted from the computer at work, a computer provided by the bosses they denounce as scum, even while that 'scum' is paying them to play on the internet.

I still think it's funny as **** when they get all bent out of shape about Democrat/Democratic.

They are so put out by so many things, it's hard to find the one that is funniest.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 22, 2013, 07:13:14 AM
Wait till the hobo primitive sees "proglodytes".

I like that one.  I've used it.  I believe our NCO lagomorph came up with it.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Big Dog on October 22, 2013, 07:18:45 AM
I like that one.  I've used it.  I believe our NCO lagomorph came up with it.

He did, and it is used to good effect.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: USA4ME on October 22, 2013, 07:21:42 AM
I don't care what name you call us, primitives.  Just as long as you sit the garbage cans upright when you're through on trash day. Oh, and my neighbors don't even know you and they feel the same way.

Have fun riding on the back of your little truck. I usually wave at you from my Mercedez just to be friendly.

.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Karin on October 22, 2013, 07:28:46 AM
I still think it's funny as **** when they get all bent out of shape about Democrat/Democratic.


That is guaranteed to derail entire threads.  They'll be going along, discussing something of import, when suddenly someone slips up and forgets the tic.  A mountain of posts then gangs up on the erring primitive, while investigations are undertaken to determine if he's a mole.  The important subject is forgotten.  They have the attention span of a flea. 
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: freedumb2003b on October 22, 2013, 07:31:24 AM
That is guaranteed to derail entire threads.  They'll be going along, discussing something of import, when suddenly someone slips up and forgets the tic.  A mountain of posts then gangs up on the erring primitive, while investigations are undertaken to determine if he's a mole.  The important subject is forgotten.  They have the attention span of a flea. 

Which matches their brainpower.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: hillneck on October 22, 2013, 07:32:06 AM
I don't care what name you call us, primitives.  Just as long as you sit the garbage cans upright when you're through on trash day. Oh, and my neighbors don't even know you and they feel the same way.

Have fun riding on the back of your little truck. I usually wave at you from my Mercedez just to be friendly.


Are you implying that the primitives have an actual job.  A manual labor one at that.  That would be a rare case indeed.  It's hard to do any manual labor from Mom's basement with cheetos fingers.   :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Skul on October 22, 2013, 07:32:56 AM
The primitive illustrates why they are primitives when s/h/it has to ask other primitives for naughty names to call, CC'ers.  :rotf:  :rofl:
Good grief, I swear they'd need instructions on how to eat a marshmallow.  :banghead:
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: franksolich on October 22, 2013, 08:08:20 AM
You know, I always wondered if the primitives resented being called primitives.

<<had the honor of inventing the term, when at our old home.

If they do in fact resent it, well, the shoe fits, and so they should wear it.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: franksolich on October 22, 2013, 08:13:02 AM
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pintobean (10,233 posts)    Tue Oct 22, 2013, 08:16 AM

10. Nothing like playing right into their hands.

On DU2, mods would delete this. I don't think we need to lower ourselves to their level. The best thing is to ignore them, not go to war with them. If we let them distract us like this, they win. Disruption is their mission.
 
They will love this thread.

 :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 22, 2013, 08:17:58 AM
Wait till the hobo primitive sees "proglodytes".

That one's good, I occasionally also refer to them as DUmmorrhoids.

 :-)

"Primordial Ooze."  Yeah, real catchy.  Not.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Chris_ on October 22, 2013, 08:23:27 AM
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pintobean (10,233 posts)    Tue Oct 22, 2013, 08:16 AM

10. Nothing like playing right into their hands.

On DU2, mods would delete this. I don't think we need to lower ourselves to their level. The best thing is to ignore them, not go to war with them. If we let them distract us like this, they win. Disruption is their mission.
 
They will love this thread.
Sound advice.  You losers at DU should pay attention.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: txradioguy on October 22, 2013, 08:23:58 AM
That one's good, I occasionally also refer to them as DUmmorrhoids.

 :-)

"Primordial Ooze."  Yeah, real catchy.  Not

They're like that nerd at school that tries to be witty with a comeback...but falls just short.


(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110619070206/bttf/images/d/da/Back-to-the-Future-back-to-the-future-8227843-640-480.jpg)

Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 22, 2013, 08:27:42 AM
They're like that nerd at school that tries to be witty with a comeback...but falls just short.


(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110619070206/bttf/images/d/da/Back-to-the-Future-back-to-the-future-8227843-640-480.jpg)



Yeah, except that the nerd will probably get a real job someday!

 :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: franksolich on October 22, 2013, 08:28:28 AM
"DUmmies" if one looks at them simply for amusement and entertainment.

"DUmors" if one looks at them as a cancer on society.

"primitives" if one looks at them from the anthropological perspective.

"proglodytes" is very good, excellent, perhaps the best term invented, but it's still too new; usually a term takes several months to catch on.

<<<has never heard of "DUmmorrhoids," and will have to think about it, but it's good too.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: franksolich on October 22, 2013, 08:33:55 AM
Sound advice.  You losers at DU should pay attention.

Yeah.

I wish they would; I wish they'd quit lurking here to eavesdrop on us, so we can say what we really think of them.  As it is, because the primitives are overhearing us, we have to be nice, rather than honest.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 22, 2013, 08:45:44 AM
"DUmmies" if one looks at them simply for amusement and entertainment.

"DUmors" if one looks at them as a cancer on society.

"primitives" if one looks at them from the anthropological perspective.

"proglodytes" is very good, excellent, perhaps the best term invented, but it's still too new; usually a term takes several months to catch on.

<<<has never heard of "DUmmorrhoids," and will have to think about it, but it's good too.

I seem to remember DAT using that one once or twice. :confused:
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Bad Dog on October 22, 2013, 10:14:22 AM
I'm fairly sure calling them bad names would be considered vicious bullying by the primitives.  To which I respond, tough poopie whiny scrunts.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 22, 2013, 10:33:04 AM
I've never heard of DUmmy hobo.

He's hardly a primitive. He's just one of the helpless, faceless, howling mob, one of the countless, useless unterprimitiven.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: wasp69 on October 22, 2013, 11:39:04 AM
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ue Oct 22, 2013, 03:08 AM   Hobo (496 posts)

Since the "Conservative Cave" calls us primitives...

 What should our little nick name for them be?

I vote for Primordial Ooze.

Please feel free to add your own.....

Hobo

You speak for only a few.  I call you DUmbasses.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: BannedFromDU on October 22, 2013, 11:56:01 AM

     I call you guys unemployed, depressed losers, because that's what you are. Call me whatever you want - I achieve in ignorance of you.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Wineslob on October 22, 2013, 12:00:24 PM
Wait till the hobo primitive sees "proglodytes".


This.



 
 :rofl: :rofl:

 :rofl:
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: jtyangel on October 22, 2013, 12:01:22 PM
Critical thinkers or realists are just fine...they denote a higher level of thinking then one would expect of more primitive man who is only concerned with striking flint to start a fire(or making someone else do it by force).

I see Du(and many of its members) as the pitchfork mob who are incapable of doing anything other then hunting down the latest boogeyman. They do not have the capacity to think beyond blame and force since that requires not only considering human nature but being introspective with regards to one's own intentions. More primitive people seem less apt to focus on such complicated thoughts and emotions opting instead for more base realities...

they are also liars...what I wouldn't do to hear ONE of them be honest and just say it's their own life they want padded. I know very few truly altruistic people in this world..most are in it for some benefit for themselves or what one would call one's motivation, whether it be companionship, accolades, money, pleasure, emotional catharsis, etc.(many probably not even wanting to admit it to themselves what their motivation is).  I would love for  liberal for ONCE to be honest about their own selfish desires even if they aren't monetary. THEN I would consider them far more honest in the position they take.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: GunHumper1987 on October 22, 2013, 02:02:42 PM
They are the ones who are living "underground"!

No wonder they are so messed up, they get no sunlight!

Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 22, 2013, 02:04:19 PM
WWWAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! WWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Everyone is mean to me.

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/3514120/little-brat-o.gif)

:siren: CRYBABY ALERT! :siren:

(http://i3.tinypic.com/vr3qlk.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: hillneck on October 22, 2013, 02:17:36 PM
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Lady Freedom Returns (6,199 posts)

41. Alread Have!
3 have had cease and decease papers served due to the phone records that the shelters keep. But the "Blocked ID" number is causing trouble as to getting that phone company to release the number.


OK, whose being calling Amber??????????      :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Chris_ on October 22, 2013, 02:19:51 PM
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cease and decease
*snort*

Yeah, this gal is eddycated.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Gina on October 22, 2013, 02:28:10 PM

OK, whose being calling Amber??????????      :rotf:

Yeh, who go the letters?
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on October 22, 2013, 03:08:55 PM
Bite me...primitive.

You don't like it...come over here and we'll discuss exactly how you earned that title.
:II:
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on October 22, 2013, 03:18:03 PM
They are the ones who are living "underground"!

No wonder they are so messed up, they get no sunlight!

Nah.  They so admire themselves and so desperately wish to pose as "revolutionaries" that Skinjob, with Clinton Organizational funding, came up with that laughable site name.  If any of these mumbling asshats had to actually live the existence of a revolutionary, they'd all have died around 2002, or wandered back to their Section 8 housing.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Splashdown on October 22, 2013, 04:29:11 PM
*snort*

Yeah, this gal is eddycated.

Stop and die?

Lol
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: BattleHymn on October 22, 2013, 04:38:31 PM
I still think it's funny as **** when they get all bent out of shape about Democrat/Democratic.


Dutch may be on to something.  Maybe the proper term is "primitivic" instead of "primitive". 
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Gern on October 22, 2013, 05:02:13 PM
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Star Member Fat Che's Little Brother(9,415 posts)
28. Reminder: Anyone they harass or repost your stuff without permission

can and should file complaints. I have the address for their hosting provider and registrar, as well as the home address of the site's owner should you need to involve the police.


Let me give you a clue, Fat Che's Little Brother:  

1.  If you call the police and tell them someone on the Internet called you a poopy head and your feelings were hurt, they'll laugh at you.
  
2.  If you lie and say that someone threatened you on the Internet (when all they actually did was call you a poopy head), then you can be charged with  Filing A False Report (http://www.legalmatch.com/law-library/article/filing-a-false-police-report.html)  The police have better things to do than to assuage your tender feelings.

3.  With you panhandling on Wishadoo because you can't pay your $834 gas bill, I highly doubt you'll be placing any high flying attorneys on retainer any time soon and filing copyright infringements.

.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: vesta111 on October 22, 2013, 05:04:06 PM

Are you implying that the primitives have an actual job.  A manual labor one at that.  That would be a rare case indeed.  It's hard to do any manual labor from Mom's basement with cheetos fingers.   :-)

Fingers, not so bad but those bright orange Dicks scare the heck out of me.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 22, 2013, 05:08:25 PM
Fat Che's little brother is begging 900 bucks to get his water turned back on.

If he could retrieve that Volkswagen from his ass, it should be worth that much in scrap.

So far he claims to have received $25.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: diesel driver on October 22, 2013, 05:13:44 PM
Fat Che's little brother is begging 900 bucks to get his water turned back on.

If he could retrieve that Volkswagen from his ass, it should be worth that much in scrap.

So far he claims to have received $25.
 

That's $30 more than he deserves!   :lmao:

DUmmie hobo the dodo can call us whatever gets his rocks off, at least WE can get a website up and running that wouldn't crash with more than 3 users, and for a hell of a lot less than $600 mil.

3 years, DUmbasses, 3 F'N YEARS, and this is the BEST your obamessiah can do?
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: dutch508 on October 22, 2013, 05:21:40 PM

Let me give you a clue, Fat Che's Little Brother:  

1.  If you call the police and tell them someone on the Internet called you a poopy head and your feelings were hurt, they'll laugh at you.
  
2.  If you lie and say that someone threatened you on the Internet (when all they actually did was call you a poopy head), then you can be charged with  Filing A False Report (http://www.legalmatch.com/law-library/article/filing-a-false-police-report.html)  The police have better things to do than to assuage your tender feelings.

3.  With you panhandling on Wishadoo because you can't pay your $834 gas bill, I highly doubt you'll be placing any high flying attorneys on retainer any time soon and filing copyright infringements.

.



Actionable watch is still counting, asswhipes.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Duke Nukum on October 22, 2013, 05:48:40 PM
And thus the DUmmie proves "primitive" was too generous an appellation.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: BadCat on October 22, 2013, 05:51:51 PM
And thus the DUmmie proves "primitive" was too generous an appellation.

You're right, I think maybe 'fetid anal pustules' is more appropriate for them.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Dori on October 22, 2013, 05:53:02 PM
You know, I always wondered if the primitives resented being called primitives.

<<had the honor of inventing the term, when at our old home.

If they do in fact resent it, well, the shoe fits, and so they should wear it.

I love when you get more descriptive;  :rofl:

the primitives yip-yapping and wiggle-waggling their armpits on matters of which they know not.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: NHSparky on October 22, 2013, 06:09:42 PM
Nah, **** it.  Let 'em call us primordial ooze.

Because even if we were, there'd be a one in a million chance that we'd end up as intelligent life in a couple hundred million years, which is far better odds than they'll ever have.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: franksolich on October 22, 2013, 06:15:20 PM
I love when you get more descriptive;  :rofl:

You're reasonably new here, madam, and so you probably aren't aware.

On one lazy summer Sunday afternoon in 2006, when we were all still at our old home, I was casually scanning through campfires posted that day on democraticunderground.

I grew up without television, which was no deprivation, considering I can't hear anyway.  I did however grow up in a house with a private library larger than some public libraries in medium-sized towns.  I'm not talking paperback books piled in boxes in a basement; I'm talking floor-to-ceiling built-in bookshelves, slipcased books, that sort of thing.

For me, in my imagination, words are "paints" that make "pictures," vivid images.

So.....I was wandering around that site, looking for nothing in particular, when I suddenly came upon a thread in which the DUmmies were discussing impeachment of Richard Cheney, then vice-president.  There were lots of DUmmies there, but the only one I distinctively recall was Raven, the mother of the Bostonian Drunkard.

It was weird.

I felt as if an explorer lost in a jungle who'd crashed through some bushes and come upon a clearing, where there were primtives sitting around a campfire in a circle, passing around their individual voodoo dolls of Richard Cheney, grunting and snorting at the handiwork of each one.

The primitives themelves were grotesquely ugly, what with their body-mutilations, tattoos, and decorations, wild rabid eyes, nearly naked, spitting and drooling, and able to speak only in monosyllables.  It wasn't all love-and-peace though; once in a while a primitive would get upset, and rising up, wiggle-waggle his armpits at the others in angry indignation, and then perform a frenzied dance around the campfire.

It was an awesome scene, and I copied-and-pasted the thread for our old home.

And thus was born "Skins's island"--a remote, isolated, dark, forbidding, place far away from all contact with other humanity, out of touch with all that is in the real world.

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/dummiedestroyer/skinssisland.jpg) (http://s6.photobucket.com/user/dummiedestroyer/media/skinssisland.jpg.html)

It meshed in well with my life-long fascination with anthropology and sociology.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Dori on October 22, 2013, 06:33:13 PM

For me, in my imagination, words are "paints" that make "pictures," vivid images.

That's why you write so well.  :-)

I visualize a lot of things, but can't always express them well.

 



Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 22, 2013, 08:36:01 PM
Nutcase nadin claims we are gifted:

Quote
Response to hrmjustin (Reply #68)
Tue Oct 22, 2013, 08:54 PM
nadinbrzezinski (127,188 posts)

69. I do not ask any more why bullies do what they do
but if I need a character sketch asap, they are gifted.


I chortled.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Delmar on October 22, 2013, 08:52:50 PM
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Hobo (496 posts)

Since the "Conservative Cave" calls us primitives...


What should our little nick name for them be?

Your betters.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: miskie on October 22, 2013, 09:04:29 PM
*snort*

Yeah, this gal is eddycated.

(http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/17100000/The-Walking-Dead-Comic-the-walking-dead-17116731-1024-768.jpg)
Above. Primitives who have received 'Cease & Decease' letters.

Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: NHSparky on October 22, 2013, 09:18:47 PM
Nutcase nadin claims we are gifted:
 

I chortled.

She just threw that one down with a serious "PLONK" now didn't she?
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: franksolich on October 22, 2013, 09:53:01 PM
Your betters.

That's good.

And it's wholly accurate, too.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: JGHB on October 23, 2013, 01:33:39 AM
*snort*

Yeah, this gal is eddycated.

decease papers?  Is that like a death certificate?
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Tucker on October 23, 2013, 08:11:55 AM
decease papers?  Is that like a death certificate?

Yeah. And a bad cyst is what killed em.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Skul on October 23, 2013, 11:13:35 AM
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Response to Hobo (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 06:39 PM

bunnies (12,927 posts)

52. What in the world is the "Conservative Cave" ??

Dont think Ive ever heard of it. Seems like a cave is the perfect place for republicans though. 
Heh, now I'm waiting for snow-chicken to show up.  :whistling:
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Dori on October 23, 2013, 11:24:17 AM
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bunnies (12,927 posts)

52. What in the world is the "Conservative Cave" ??

Dont think Ive ever heard of it. Seems like a cave is the perfect place for republicans though. 

Better than living underground.

http://thecontaminated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/cave-house-1.jpg 

 
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Traveshamockery on October 23, 2013, 12:07:29 PM
Being called a primitive is OFFENSIVE but being called a DUmmy = NOT SO MUCH.   

How about :loser:
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Karin on October 23, 2013, 03:48:13 PM
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Response to bunnies (Reply #57)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 08:19 PM

Star Member kentauros (23,298 posts)

59. In some ways it's worse than FR.
 
As I understand it, the owner of the cave is a former coach of Skinner's. I don't remember his motivations exactly, other than to be a pain in the ass to Skinner and later to DU. They are known for stalking individual members here, too. Think of them as the somewhat "smarter" cousins to FR.
:lmao:

Quote



Response to Hobo (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 07:57 PM

Lint Head (10,811 posts)

55. Women Clubbers
 
They want their women owned and subservient. The cartoon depictions of cavemen dragging women around by their hair is apropos.

No, they want their women like they want their coffee.  Hot and sweet. 

Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Traveshamockery on October 23, 2013, 05:05:57 PM
So now Frank is a former coach and further, he coached Skinner.

Idiots. 
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: BannedFromDU on October 23, 2013, 05:11:05 PM

No, they want their women like they want their coffee.  Hot and sweet. 


     Speak for yourself. I like my women like I like my drinks: big, brown, and gone in 10 minutes or so.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: freedumb2003b on October 23, 2013, 06:25:12 PM
Yeah. And a bad cyst is what killed em.

I would have thought an un-sanitized telephone...
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: franksolich on October 23, 2013, 06:39:14 PM
So now Frank is a former coach and further, he coached Skinner.

Idiots. 

 :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 23, 2013, 06:48:42 PM
:-)

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Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: hillneck on October 23, 2013, 07:02:50 PM
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Star Member hrmjustin (21,140 posts)

68. I don't understand why they spend so much time posting about the posters of this site



Not only to have a record of you idiots, because of the habit of deleting things after you have written them.  Or maybe you people are like watching monkeys at the zoo.  Or for the comedy relief of the stupid s**t you DUmbasses get yourself into.  There's just a few things for you to ponder on.     :rotf:


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Star Member BainsBane (18,544 posts)

73. For God's sake, just ignore them

Well look who showed up.  Ole PhDD's yourself.   :bigbird:

Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: franksolich on October 23, 2013, 07:11:43 PM
Not only to have a record of you idiots, because of the habit of deleting things after you have written them.  Or maybe you people are like watching monkeys at the zoo.  Or for the comedy relief of the stupid s**t you DUmbasses get yourself into.  There's just a few things for you to ponder on.     :rotf:

^^^all very good reasons to watch the primitives.

In addition to the anthropology and sociology of it all.

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Well look who showed up.  Ole PhDD's yourself.   :bigbird:

<<<thinks :jugs:  :yahoo: is going to be a top ten DUmmie.

<<<plans to write an award so good she'll want to have it framed and hung in her office.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: franksolich on October 23, 2013, 07:14:19 PM

There's an absurdly easy way for the primitives to not get noticed by the DUmpster.

All the primitive has to do is not say anything stupid, and the DUmpster doesn't pay attention.

Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Tucker on October 23, 2013, 07:15:37 PM
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Star Member BainsBane (18,544 posts)

73. For God's sake, just ignore them

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Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Dori on October 23, 2013, 07:19:37 PM
^^^all very good reasons to watch the primitives.

In addition to the anthropology and sociology of it all.

<<<thinks :jugs:  :yahoo: is going to be a top ten DUmmie.

<<<plans to write an award so good she'll want to have it framed and hung in her office.

Are you writing a book about the primitives?
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Delmar on October 23, 2013, 07:24:16 PM
Are you writing a book about the primitives?

He wrote the book on the primitives.

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wrote the book on something
Fig. to be very authoritative about something; to know enough about something to write the definitive book on it. (Always in past tense.)
http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/wrote+the+book+on
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: franksolich on October 23, 2013, 07:24:28 PM
Are you writing a book about the primitives?

I've said before that when I get around to winning the Powerball lottery, I'll finance a Broadway musical comedy about Skins's island, but when it comes to actually writing anything longer than what I write here, no.

The reference is to the top DUmmies contest that takes place in December.  Each of the top ten primitives gets a long-ish literary masterpiece as the award.  Past awards from previous years are in the DUmping Ground, the reference section of the DUmpster.  They're scattered all over in that forum--God, there's been tons of them--but "stickied" to the top of the DUmping Ground are the links to each one.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Skul on October 23, 2013, 07:32:07 PM
To be honest, :jugs: :yahoo: should be "un-banned", in hopes she wanders over with more titillating conversation.
It would be a good thing.  :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Freeper on October 23, 2013, 07:34:56 PM
To be honest, :jugs: :yahoo: should be "un-banned", in hopes she wanders over with more titillating conversation.
It would be a good thing.  :-)

She needs to go **** herself with a rusty railroad tie.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: diesel driver on October 23, 2013, 07:35:17 PM
To be honest, :jugs: :yahoo: should be "un-banned", in hopes she wanders over with more titillating conversation.
It would be a good thing.  :-)

 :picsneeded:

And soon, before her 44D's become 48 LONGS!   :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 23, 2013, 07:37:35 PM
There goes that Coach of the Year award.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Tucker on October 23, 2013, 07:38:00 PM


And soon, before her 44D's become 48 LONGS!   :rotf:

She'll need to start wearing dresses that are below her knees to keep her boobiez from showing.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Airwolf on October 23, 2013, 11:10:16 PM
More proof that everyone at DU is as thick as a whale omlet
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: AprilRazz on October 24, 2013, 10:03:11 AM
FWIW, I liked it better when they weren't allowed to mention is.
When Margaret Mead was studying primitive tribes she ran into a problem. If they knew she was observing them they started to change their behavior. The same thing is starting to happen at the island as well as plenty of panties are twisting all over the place as they discover us. I would rather it go back to the old days as well where we could study the primitives without their knowledge and they revert back to their true selves.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: landofconfusion80 on October 24, 2013, 10:12:40 AM
When Margaret Mead was studying primitive tribes she ran into a problem. If they knew she was observing them they started to change their behavior. The same thing is starting to happen at the island as well as plenty of panties are twisting all over the place as they discover us. I would rather it go back to the old days as well where we could study the primitives without their knowledge and they revert back to their true selves.

Are they starting to say things that are reasonable or relevant? Much like the monkey that chewed off that poor woman's face, there's plenty of wild left in them.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: franksolich on October 24, 2013, 10:15:24 AM
When Margaret Mead was studying primitive tribes she ran into a problem. If they knew she was observing them they started to change their behavior. The same thing is starting to happen at the island as well as plenty of panties are twisting all over the place as they discover us. I would rather it go back to the old days as well where we could study the primitives without their knowledge and they revert back to their true selves.

Much to my great grief, as long as the primitives know we're watching them, we'll never again see such things as the admission by the sparkling old dude that his wife makes him use the bathroom in the basement so he won't stink up the good ones upstairs, or the colorful antics of hippywife Mrs. Alfred Packer and hippyhubby Wild Bill, or the quest of Amber to get back with Dreamboat Dave, or the admission by the Curmudgeoness primitive that she has a sensitive bottom, or the homoerotic fantasies of Dennis the Menace, or the Douging of Fox News at a primitive's workplace, &c., &c., &c.

The primitives aren't as uninhibited as they used to be, damn it.

The primitives being primitives will leak once in a while, but not like they used to.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Flufferlie on October 24, 2013, 10:22:28 AM
 :lol: I always look forward to your posts.
And how I wish I had seen all of those moments.

DUmmies can't be "reasonable" forever...they shall revert back to their old ways. Hopefully soon enough, I want the soap-opera to resume quickly.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: wasp69 on October 24, 2013, 10:28:34 AM
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Star Member BainsBane (18,544 posts)

73. For God's sake, just ignore them

Yeah, Alexandra, like you can...   :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Tucker on October 24, 2013, 10:51:23 AM
When Margaret Mead was studying primitive tribes she ran into a problem. If they knew she was observing them they started to change their behavior. The same thing is starting to happen at the island as well as plenty of panties are twisting all over the place as they discover us. I would rather it go back to the old days as well where we could study the primitives without their knowledge and they revert back to their true selves.

A great example of that behavioral change is illustrated at this campfire:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023907529

A large majority is saying that firing a warning shot is wrong, which it is.

A month or so ago, they argued the exact opposite. They were flapping their arms, all upset that that a black woman got 20+ years in prison for shooting at her estranged husband and missing. A very large majority of DUmmies avowed that she had only fired a warning shot and shouldn't have been prosecuted.

What's changed sine then? Many more have been made aware that they are being observed by decent and civilized people.

Then again, the above could be nothing more than speculative bullshit. Since they're DUmbasses, they don't have a opinion unless it's given to them. And that's subject to change.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: dane on October 24, 2013, 11:18:38 AM
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Star Member BainsBane (18,544 posts)

73. For God's sake, just ignore them

Interesting that a DUmmy who came to the Cave as a member, no doubt to debate/enlighten the denizens thereof, is now playing the 'iggy' card.
Title: Re: DUmmy strikes back at CC for being called 'primitive'
Post by: Big Dog on October 24, 2013, 08:49:38 PM
Interesting that a DUmmy who came to the Cave as a member, no doubt to debate/enlighten the denizens thereof, is now playing the 'iggy' card.

Poor, poor Alex. We cut her like a bra strap.