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Title: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 08, 2013, 12:13:06 AM
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Mon Oct 7, 2013, 10:54 PM
Omaha Steve (36,921 posts)

Changes at my elect me page...
Over the next 48 hours there will be a lot of traffic to my site. Be the first to look over any changes: http://stevedawes2013.com/
 
It seems some people can't see the nose in front of their face. I could use a few $ if you have them: http://stevedawes2013.com/contribute.htm
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023804552

Honestly, I have no idea what the big changes are, and cannot imagine there will be any traffic on his site aside from the handful of people here who click on the link.

He's completely ignored by the DUmmies, as he should be.

I am still a little upset that once again he's failed to mention either socialism or his strange, somewhat icky obsession with high school girls' basketball. He may need some help communicating these key parts of his resume.

I have to say that the neckbeard's site is light-years better than the mess Doug helped put together at Gearhart Chevrolet, but the Dawes must have used a union webmaster - one of his tabs has a misspelled word. I'm sure the weeper will read this and get it corrected, though.
Title: Re: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 08, 2013, 12:19:15 AM
Stupid DUmmies never learn.  Oh well, it shall be interesting.  Can't wait for mini-taco night.
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: Big Dog on October 08, 2013, 03:59:03 AM
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Mon Oct 7, 2013, 10:54 PM
Omaha Steve (36,921 posts)

It seems some people can't see the nose in front of their face. I could use a few $ if you have them: http://stevedawes2013.com/contribute.htm

It appears Steve Dawes is scolding his fellow DUmmies for not donating to his mini-taco fund.

Parasites don't donate blood, Steve. You'd do better setting up a table with a donation jar outside the WalMart over by the Kennedy Freeway. Wear your fake WWII uniform with your grandfather's Combat Infantry Badge on the chest, and put out your autographed picture of Larry Storch. That should draw donors like a magnet.
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 08, 2013, 04:44:19 AM
It appears Steve Dawes is scolding his fellow DUmmies for not donating to his mini-taco fund.

Parasites don't donate blood, Steve. You'd do better setting up a table with a donation jar outside the WalMart over by the Kennedy Freeway. Wear your fake WWII uniform with your grandfather's Combat Infantry Badge on the chest, and put out your autographed picture of Larry Storch. That should draw donors like a magnet.

And he's not terribly subtle about it, either. ::)

Sucks to be forgotten by the DUmp, right? :whistling:
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: dane on October 08, 2013, 05:53:39 AM
This might have been some sort of Freudian slip.
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I could use a few $ if you have them
I'm sure he meant to type "my campaign" rather than "I".

There have *already* been two responses, both of them a simple 'k&r', and neither has any mention of a donation - not even some good vibes, folded hands, or healing light.

One of them is Laelth.  Imagine that.
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: Tucker on October 08, 2013, 06:21:07 AM
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Yard signs are in! Use the contact tab to get yours.
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 08, 2013, 07:15:19 AM
Neckbeard could use some "counciling".
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: dutch508 on October 08, 2013, 08:30:29 AM
What is with the open mouth smile? Looks like he is drooling.
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: Chris_ on October 08, 2013, 08:35:23 AM
The extra tab on his web page pointing to Marta's Bellevue Cemetery site is pretty creepy.

Yeah, I'mma vote for that guy.
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: BattleHymn on October 08, 2013, 12:55:05 PM
The Weeper would get a larger audience of primitives if he registered over here and posted. 
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 08, 2013, 12:57:38 PM
Only four responses, one by the weeping neck-beard himself:

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Omaha Steve (36,923 posts)
4. Thank you for the good thoughts


Look for an LBN story about my campaign in the next couple days.  (http://www.democraticunderground.com/emoticons/bounce.gif)

OS
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: RWKindaGuy on October 08, 2013, 12:58:42 PM
The Weeper would get a larger audience of primitives if he registered over here and posted. 

That's true.  More people read threads about him over here, than read his threads over there.   :thatsright:
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: Tucker on October 08, 2013, 01:16:27 PM
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Omaha Steve (36,923 posts)
4. Thank you for the good thoughts


Look for an LBN story about my campaign in the next couple days.

OS

Why does he do this? Probably another precursor of an announcement that will not materialize.
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 08, 2013, 04:17:11 PM
Why does he do this? Probably another precursor of an announcement that will not materialize.
I hope it's another game-changer like his goofy natural gas thing.

In the last election, his natural gas breakthrough propelled him all the way from a microscopic share of the vote to a minuscule share.

This time he'll be satisfied with no vote total short of tiny.
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: MoshMasterD on October 08, 2013, 04:37:45 PM
Does this mean the return of electstevedawes.com?

Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: Bad Dog on October 08, 2013, 04:42:21 PM
It would seem to me that this thread would be mole heaven.
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: Tess Anderson on October 08, 2013, 06:25:30 PM
Isn't the election in a week?


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Response to Omaha Steve (Original post)

Tue Oct 8, 2013, 11:37 AM

 Omaha Steve (36,928 posts)

4. Thank you for the good thoughts

 
Look for an LBN story about my campaign in the next couple days.

OS


sure will.
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: Duke Nukum on October 08, 2013, 06:36:59 PM
Why doesn't Warren Buffet get behind 0bama Steve? He's known for making savvy investments.
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: franksolich on October 08, 2013, 08:40:25 PM
Isn't the election in a week?

Tuesday, October 15.
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: Airwolf on October 08, 2013, 10:35:33 PM
Why anyone would invest money in a race that they cannot vote in or benefit from if they do send cash to is simply amazing to me. Other then Presidential races ,99% of them have no affect directly on those that send cash in. So why bother to donate to Steve?
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 09, 2013, 04:14:15 AM
Why anyone would invest money in a race that they cannot vote in or benefit from if they do send cash to is simply amazing to me. Other then Presidential races ,99% of them have no affect directly on those that send cash in. So why bother to donate to Steve?

Well, he might thank you for a mini-taco--publically. :tongue:
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: NHSparky on October 09, 2013, 08:11:56 AM
Seriously, is that the BEST picture of himself he could find to post up?

That pic of the weeping neckbeard looks more like "Uncle Tickles" to me.
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: Bad Dog on October 09, 2013, 08:14:32 AM
Seriously, is that the BEST picture of himself he could find to post up?

That pic of the weeping neckbeard looks more like "Uncle Tickles" to me.

Uncle Tickles was less creepy.
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: Karin on October 09, 2013, 08:35:12 AM
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So why bother to donate to Steve?

Well, listen here, Airwolf.  I priced out a case of mini tacos.  For 258 of them, it's about $100.  $100!  Think about that.  The money's got to come from somewhere, you know. 
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: Airwolf on October 10, 2013, 11:15:57 PM
Well, he might thank you for a mini-taco--publically. :tongue:
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Well he has thanked me for the use of a pen to get an autograph.
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: RobJohnson on October 11, 2013, 01:09:22 AM
He will keep Bellevue from turning into Detroit! Get out the vote!

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Bellevue has some tough decisions to make. How do we fund  our new full-time fire dept or attract new shops and  businesses? Restoring Olde Towne and the Fort Crook  corridor can bring much-needed tax dollars to fund these  initiatives. If we can’t answer this question effectively, we  become the next Detroit

The guy did not even appreciate my donation.
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: Tucker on October 11, 2013, 06:36:01 AM
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Bellevue has some tough decisions to make. How do we fund  our new full-time fire dept or attract new shops and  businesses? Restoring Olde Towne and the Fort Crook  corridor can bring much-needed tax dollars to fund these  initiatives. If we can’t answer this question effectively, we  become the next Detroit

A city that has been under democrat party control for 50+ years. Why no mention of this?
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: BattleHymn on October 11, 2013, 04:43:28 PM
I am still a little upset that once again he's failed to mention either socialism or his strange, somewhat icky obsession with high school girls' basketball.


Steve made it into the funny pages again: 

(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/steve_zps85fb4d80.png)
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 11, 2013, 04:44:18 PM
You know, Steve's main point, that stupid natural gas thing, just never gained any traction, and this campaign is getting down to the short hairs.

Polling in Bellevue shows the neckbeard less popular than Ted Cruz in the Bronx.

He needs a new issue to ignite some interest in his candidacy or it's going to be another embarrassing election night.

I think the Weeper should present Bellevue residents with a new, single-payer healthcare insurance plan. It would be open only to Bellevue residents, and could be financed by charging a toll on every car passing across the Bellevue city limits. Ten cents for every city resident, and a buck for non-residents. No deductible, no co-pay, no premium, no Bellevue resident refused. Totally free.

If costs get out of line, just increase the non-resident toll.

He could call it Stevecare, and have his webmaster (who still hasn't corrected the spelling on that tab) put up a page for signups.

Steve's webmaster could handle the job, since I'm pretty sure he's the same one the jug-eared muslim used for his healthcare site.

He could turn this council election on its head.
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: dane on October 11, 2013, 04:59:09 PM
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Omaha Steve (36,943 posts)

4. Thank you for the good thoughts
 
Look for an LBN story about my campaign in the next couple days.


Just like the promises from the last campaign, still nothing after more than a "couple days."  I've been sitting here on pins and needles with eager anticipation, and, nothing.
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: franksolich on October 11, 2013, 05:09:16 PM
I've been sitting here on pins and needles with eager anticipation, and, nothing.

Ditto.

The election's next Tuesday, October 15, so the big guy'd better hurry up.
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: Airwolf on October 12, 2013, 01:59:38 PM
Maybe it's an endorsement by Big Bob Kerrey?
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 12, 2013, 02:27:02 PM
Even nadin is excited.

She says she's on pines and neddles.
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: RobJohnson on October 12, 2013, 09:30:34 PM
Even nadin is excited.

She says she's on pines and neddles.

The poor tree.
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: Bad Dog on October 13, 2013, 11:46:38 AM
I'm getting very excited, only two days to go.  I can see the citizens of Belleview carrying Steve through the streets on their shoulders.  Well....maybe not.
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 13, 2013, 12:16:19 PM
I can see the citizens of Belleview carrying Steve through the streets on their shoulders.  Well....maybe not.

Yeah, I suspect you'd need a forklift to get the weeping neck-beard off the ground.
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: SarasotaRepub on October 13, 2013, 12:56:57 PM
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In my free time, I enjoy classic cars, model railroading, eBay, relaxing with family on our scenic deck, bird watching, local theater, local food, music and friends.  My wife and I also run the Graveyards of Omaha website, http://GraveyardsofOmaha.com, where Bellevue Cemetery is featured

What!!! No mention of his posting and fans on DU???? I'm shocked!!!! :-)
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: Freeper on October 13, 2013, 01:22:07 PM
Part of me hopes this moron wins then gets thrown out of office two months later.
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: Big Dog on October 13, 2013, 03:37:39 PM
UPDATE - UPDATE - UPDATE

The latest poll numbers are in.

Steve Dawes is currently running sixth in a field of four.

If this trend continues through Tuesday, Steve Dawes will receive the first negative number in Bellevue electoral history.
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: franksolich on October 13, 2013, 04:36:09 PM

The big guy hasn't changed a bit; he's still as arrogant and stupid as he was last time.

He's got that attitude, "I'll tell the voters what the issues are," rather than learning from the voters what the issues are.  Nobody in Bellevue gives a **** about their natural gas supplier.

That obviously works for Democrats and liberals in blue states, but it's especially dangerous for a blue politician in a red state to have that attitude.
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 13, 2013, 04:44:25 PM

He's got that attitude, "I'll tell the voters what the issues are," rather than learning from the voters what the issues are.  Nobody in Bellevue gives a **** about their natural gas supplier.

That obviously works for Democrats and liberals in blue states, but it's especially dangerous for a blue politician in a red state to have that attitude.

But he's running gainst two repukes and a wacko paulbot.

If he could just get one vote out of three he'd have a chance.

Of course the math has been similar in all his previous last place finishes.

It's kind of like how Gus Hall used to run for president every four years.
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: RobJohnson on October 15, 2013, 05:23:43 AM
You still have time to send him money! Today is the day! He needs our help to get the vote out! Natural gas now!

Sending Bellevue election day white light.
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: Big Dog on October 15, 2013, 05:38:49 AM
You still have time to send him money! Today is the day! He needs our help to get the vote out! Natural gas now!

Sending Bellevue election day white light.
NATURAL GAS NOW!
(http://sarahkoller.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Navy_Beans_Canned_Lg.jpg)
This can of beans brought to you by the Friends of Steve Dawes.
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on October 15, 2013, 06:42:53 AM
When do the polls close and the weeping begin?  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 15, 2013, 07:02:35 AM
When do the polls close and the weeping begin?  :popcorn:

There will be a five-second delay between the two. O-) :whistling:
Title: Re: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council
Post by: Freeper on October 15, 2013, 10:42:28 AM
I plan on eating mini tacos for dinner in (dis)honor of Stevie.
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Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 15, 2013, 01:09:17 PM
How do the exit polls look?  Because we all know that DUmmies trust exit polls more than the actual vote totals.
Title: Re:
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 15, 2013, 02:53:24 PM
How do the exit polls look?  Because we all know that DUmmies trust exit polls more than the actual vote totals.

A dead heat. No one has shown up to vote yet.