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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BattleHymn on September 26, 2013, 06:39:42 PM

Title: Poll: Where will Amber be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: BattleHymn on September 26, 2013, 06:39:42 PM
We're just outside of sixty days until Thanksgiving.  Where do you think Amber will be by that time?
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: dandi on September 26, 2013, 06:45:31 PM
She should be bunking with the Subway Cat, because the only difference I'm seeing in the two is Amber hasn't lopped off her boobies yet.
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 26, 2013, 07:13:42 PM
I voted for the one option that needs to be in every poll in the Cave. :whistling: :-) O-)
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: Ogre on September 26, 2013, 07:26:15 PM
I voted for the one option that needs to be in every poll in the Cave. :whistling: :-) O-)

Voted for the shelter, I know a "safe" bet, but I don't believe she'll leave town without law enforcement involvement.
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 26, 2013, 07:34:08 PM
I voted "Dearly beloved'd......."
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: Chris_ on September 26, 2013, 08:16:39 PM
I voted for teh Joooooozzzz... because you never know what those guys will do when one's back is turned.
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: BattleHymn on September 26, 2013, 08:24:53 PM
Well Amber, so far here are your results.  Take careful note which of these choices has no votes:
(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/jews_zpsc1c3e464.jpg)

Now don't you think it would be smart to put aside your silly idea, beg for forgiveness from Annette and Crystal, and head back to Joplin?
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: DefiantSix on September 26, 2013, 08:25:41 PM
The way her eyes counter-rotate almost in sync with one another, Amber resembles an older, more malignant Jared Loughner to me. If she isn't living the DUmmy dream of three hots and a cot courtesy of the kind taxpayers of Pima County and the State of Arizona by Halloween I will be frankly amazed.
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: diesel driver on September 27, 2013, 05:09:14 AM
The way her eyes counter-rotate almost in sync with one another, Amber resembles an older, more malignant Jared Loughner to me. If she isn't living the DUmmy dream of three hots and a cot courtesy of the kind taxpayers of Pima County and the State of Arizona by Halloween I will be frankly amazed.

She does have that glassy kind of crazy look in her eyes.

I see the same look every spring in the eyes of college graduates, too.

Most "grow" out of it, the rest go on to become DUmmies.
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 27, 2013, 05:14:00 AM
I voted jail. But not for murder. She's not good with homeless shelter rules, so I'm betting Amber will commit a crime so she can spend the cold winter months in a warm cell.
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: diesel driver on September 27, 2013, 05:27:34 AM
I voted jail. But not for murder. She's not good with homeless shelter rules, so I'm betting Amber will commit a crime so she can spend the cold winter months in a warm cell.

Not if she commits the crime in Maricopa County.   :lmao:
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: vesta111 on September 27, 2013, 06:13:31 AM
I voted jail. But not for murder. She's not good with homeless shelter rules, so I'm betting Amber will commit a crime so she can spend the cold winter months in a warm cell.

My kind of thinking Sir.   Amber comes across as a person that wants to make her own rules and knows the system so well she will get away with doing so.   

Control freaks, sad that there are so many Ambers out there not to mention the Adams that get caught sooner or later.   
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: NHSparky on September 27, 2013, 07:24:04 AM
My personal feeling?

(http://www.feistees.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/orgtr.jpg)
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: Linda on September 27, 2013, 07:32:47 AM
I voted  alive living in a ditch...All the homeless shelters are ging to boot her fat arse out when they find the source of the bed bugs came from Amber.
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: Aristotelian on September 27, 2013, 08:38:07 AM
The stalking has already started, and the winos all still recognise her...so her presence is not unknown. Once the ex becomes an ex in all senses of the word, the boys in blue will be looking for her.
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: franksolich on September 27, 2013, 08:40:20 AM
The way her eyes counter-rotate almost in sync with one another, Amber resembles an older, more malignant Jared Loughner to me.

Uh huh.
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: Dori on September 27, 2013, 08:45:25 AM
I want to know where she will be on Halloween.   :bolt:
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: franksolich on September 27, 2013, 08:46:24 AM
I want to know where she will be on Halloween.   :bolt:

I really hope back in Joplin, where she can be taken care of.
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 27, 2013, 12:56:58 PM
Not if she commits the crime in Maricopa County.   :lmao:

OOOOOOOOOOO!!! Wish I'd a thought of that one! Spendin' the winter in a tent with green bologna samiches is exactly what she needs! Might teach her a little humility, maybe not. Still, I can wish! Twinkle twinkle little star. heh, heh!
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: DefiantSix on September 27, 2013, 01:11:48 PM
My personal feeling?

(http://www.feistees.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/orgtr.jpg)

Sparky FTW! :hi5:
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 27, 2013, 02:49:51 PM
Sparky FTW! :hi5:

Do we have a damn dictionary for all these single letter phrases like, I dunno, "FTW"?
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: Gern on September 27, 2013, 03:44:12 PM
Prostituting wasn't an option on this poll, but it seems the likely one for her.

Looks don't matter.  Hasn't set the crack whores back at all. 

There's someone for everyone.
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: Tess Anderson on September 27, 2013, 04:00:36 PM
I don't know really, but what I think she'll do is to continue to stalk Dave and latch onto any new guy she can, preferably some bum twice her age. There are mental issues involved here.
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: BattleHymn on September 27, 2013, 05:53:53 PM
Ok, who was the joker that voted for "Settled down with Dave"?   :lmao:

Amber must have an account here.
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 27, 2013, 06:41:06 PM
Do we have a damn dictionary for all these single letter phrases like, I dunno, "FTW"?

FTW = For The Win
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: dutch508 on September 27, 2013, 06:47:45 PM
Do we have a damn dictionary for all these single letter phrases like, I dunno, "FTW"?

IDK.
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: kraven on September 27, 2013, 06:53:51 PM
I'm surprised "In a psychiatric ward" isn't an option. That is the best place for her. Thanks the ACLU, people like her, that are clearly in need of services and unable to meet their own basic needs, have been cast to the street.
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 27, 2013, 07:10:36 PM
FTW = For The Win

You're a gentleman and a scholar, Blue. I had no idea what it meant.

IDK.

I knew we'd have at least one smartass after that post! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: SarasotaRepub on September 27, 2013, 08:50:33 PM
(https://a1-images.myspacecdn.com/images03/28/bcaea3ccd83943fa83fb15e05446e69d/300x300.jpg)

 :-)
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 28, 2013, 05:28:28 AM
You're a gentleman and a scholar, Blue. I had no idea what it meant.

 :thatsright:

Now I got a rep to uphold! :mad: :argh: :censored:

 :tongue:

I knew we'd have at least one smartass after that post! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Would you expect anything else? O-)
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: Karin on September 28, 2013, 11:00:00 AM
Not if she commits the crime in Maricopa County.   :lmao:

 :lmao:  I saw that Joe's making everyone go vegetarian now.  Saves the taxpayers hundreds of thousands of dollars. 
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: DefiantSix on September 28, 2013, 11:52:11 AM
Prostituting wasn't an option on this poll, but it seems the likely one for her.

Looks don't matter.  Hasn't set the crack whores back at all. 

There's someone for everyone.


Rule 34 proves that everyone  - even a lard-assed, lazy, whiny, good for nothing head case like Amber - can make a living flat on her back as one of Velvet Jones' disciples.
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: franksolich on November 06, 2013, 06:37:45 AM
I'm concerned.

The convenience store primitive's been gone from Skins's island for quite a while now.

Does one suppose her laptop got stoled?
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: Linda on November 06, 2013, 06:45:36 AM
Even if her laptop got stolen, the libraries have computers you can use while you are there.
Hopefully her Indian Brave hasn't scalped her and left her body to the wolves.
Bad joke...I really do hope she is safe where ever she is.
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: Skul on November 06, 2013, 06:52:21 AM
I'm concerned.

The convenience store primitive's been gone from Skins's island for quite a while now.

Does one suppose her laptop got stoled?
I'm beginning to suspect the same.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018506661
Quote
Mon Oct 28, 2013, 04:47 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (6,253 posts)

WOW! Someone stoled someones Laptop here in the Library!
     
The woman was frantic! She said that she just went to the printer/copier for a moment and it was gone!

I am not letting my baby out of my sight! It goes where I go! The thieves are getting braising!!
Amber, give it back to the lady.
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on November 06, 2013, 08:15:12 AM
I was hoping to see "shallow grave in the desert" as an option.


If we put money on this I'll goddam well make sure I win.
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 06, 2013, 03:01:50 PM
Who cares what happens to Amber?

She spoiled a great DOTY run for herself.

I think Crystal Naydean was more interesting, sharing her trailer with Amber.

Her thanks from Amber?  An infestation of bedbugs.
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: Bad Dog on November 06, 2013, 03:06:40 PM
I was hoping to see "shallow grave in the desert" as an option.


If we put money on this I'll goddam well make sure I win.

I'll put up a dolla fitty.
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: JakeStyle on November 06, 2013, 03:49:08 PM
I'm concerned.

The convenience store primitive's been gone from Skins's island for quite a while now.

Does one suppose her laptop got stoled?

Pawned is probably more likely.
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: BannedFromDU on November 06, 2013, 04:22:15 PM
Do we have a damn dictionary for all these single letter phrases like, I dunno, "FTW"?


     GFY
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: BattleHymn on November 06, 2013, 04:50:19 PM
Do we have a damn dictionary for all these single letter phrases like, I dunno, "FTW"?



Texting Abbreviations for the Elderly:


FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

LOL: Living On Lipitor

OMG: Oy, My Grandchildren!

OMG: Ouch, My Groin!

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

WTF: What's Today's Fish?

WTF: Wet The Furniture

IMHMO: In My HMO...

RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money?

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

GTG: Gotta Groan

TGIF: Thank Goodness It's Four (Four O'Clock - Early Bird Special)

FWB: Friend With Betablockers

FYI: For Your Indigestion...

JK: Just Kvetching

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

MILF: Meal I'd Like To Forget

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

MGAD: My Grandson's A Doctor

SUS: Speak Up, Sonny

WIWYA: When I Was Your Age

GOML: Get Off My Lawn

http://www.cartalk.com/content/texting-abbreviations-elderly    :-) :fuelfire:

Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: Tess Anderson on November 06, 2013, 06:40:14 PM
Yeah, I've lost a lot of interest in Amber too but wonder if she ever showed up at this demonstration  :whatever: yesterday?:

https://www.facebook.com/MillionMaskMarchTucson?filter=2

she asked for details on Oct. 28, but hasn't posted there since from what I can tell.
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: Dori on November 06, 2013, 07:01:25 PM
We could write to the walk in centers and see if the mail gets returned. 

Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 06, 2013, 07:10:36 PM
Even if her laptop got stolen, the libraries have computers you can use while you are there.
Hopefully her Indian Brave hasn't scalped her and left her body to the wolves.
Bad joke...I really do hope she is safe where ever she is.
County Jail. Nice and warn for the winter. She'll serve a sentence of a few months and be set loose again.
Homeless heaven.
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 06, 2013, 08:44:58 PM
Yeah, I've lost a lot of interest in Amber too but wonder if she ever showed up at this demonstration  :whatever: yesterday?:

https://www.facebook.com/MillionMaskMarchTucson?filter=2

she asked for details on Oct. 28, but hasn't posted there since from what I can tell.

I didn't see anyone fat enough in those photos.

But it did look like a million of them, give or take.
Title: Re: Poll: Where will Amber be by Thanksgiving?
Post by: AprilRazz on November 07, 2013, 07:04:54 AM
Quote
Mon Oct 28, 2013, 04:47 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (6,253 posts)

WOW! Someone stoled someones Laptop here in the Library!
     
The woman was frantic! She said that she just went to the printer/copier for a moment and it was gone!

I am not letting my baby out of my sight! It goes where I go! The thieves are getting braising!!
I see that communications degree is really paying off.  :mental: