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Title: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 25, 2013, 11:59:17 AM
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Wed Sep 25, 2013, 12:55 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (6,040 posts)

I can't belive it!
The guys at PalPal said to get the money people send me all I needed was a PayPal Debit card. Now they are demanding a bank account or they won't do it! I feel like they lied to me just to get me to get that card!
 
And as I was setting here I saw my ex SO with a woman that looks way to much like me! She could pass for me if she was not just a little tanner. It hurts so bad to see them. He has his pack already so I guess he is heading out. He was talking to some guys that are staying at the Sally so I guess I will get t hear about it since they are doing a bunch of double takes.
 
This hurts so much!!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023728074

"Sally" = Salvation Army?
Title: LFR still pretty ****ing helpless and incapable of common adult responsibilities
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 25, 2013, 12:00:16 PM
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Lady Freedom Returns (6,040 posts)

I can't belive it!
 
The guys at PalPal said to get the money people send me all I needed was a PayPal Debit card. Now they are demanding a bank account or they won't do it! I feel like they lied to me just to get me to get that card!

And as I was setting here I saw my ex SO with a woman that looks way to much like me! She could pass for me if she was not just a little tanner. It hurts so bad to see them. He has his pack already so I guess he is heading out. He was talking to some guys that are staying at the Sally so I guess I will get t hear about it since they are doing a bunch of double takes.

This hurts so much!!!!

Communications major. I'm guessing the reason she can't find a job in her chosen field is because she's an infantile, half-witted moron with self-indulging emotional issues.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023728074
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: wasp69 on September 25, 2013, 12:03:46 PM
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Lady Freedom Returns (6,040 posts)


And as I was setting here I saw my ex SO with a woman that looks way to much like me! She could pass for me if she was not just a little tanner. It hurts so bad to see them. He has his pack already so I guess he is heading out. He was talking to some guys that are staying at the Sally so I guess I will get t hear about it since they are doing a bunch of double takes.
 
This hurts so much!!!!

Dave is going to end up dead and a *bunny is going to get boiled before this is all over with....


*Not you, SGT Snugs.   :-)
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Gina on September 25, 2013, 12:04:21 PM
EVERYONE IS OUT TO GET ME!   :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic:
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Wineslob on September 25, 2013, 12:06:31 PM
EVERYONE IS OUT TO GET ME!   :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic:

You've been "gotten".






 :-)
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: AprilRazz on September 25, 2013, 12:08:58 PM
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Wed Sep 25, 2013, 12:55 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (6,040 posts)

I can't belive it!
The guys at PalPal said to get the money people send me all I needed was a PayPal Debit card. Now they are demanding a bank account or they won't do it! I feel like they lied to me just to get me to get that card!
 
And as I was setting here I saw my ex SO with a woman that looks way to much like me! She could pass for me if she was not just a little tanner. It hurts so bad to see them. He has his pack already so I guess he is heading out. He was talking to some guys that are staying at the Sally so I guess I will get t hear about it since they are doing a bunch of double takes.
 
Proof that he must be gay.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: wasp69 on September 25, 2013, 12:09:47 PM
You've been "gotten".






 :-)

Several times from the looks of it.
Title: Re: LFR still pretty ****ing helpless and incapable of common adult responsibilities
Post by: Chris_ on September 25, 2013, 12:11:27 PM
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Wed Sep 25, 2013, 01:03 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (6,043 posts)

2. I feel like the tornado has come back!

It is like history is repeating itself! I don't know what I did to deserve this again???
:panic:

:mental:
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Chris_ on September 25, 2013, 12:11:59 PM
Proof that he must be gay.
I was thinking "identity theft". :-)
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Dori on September 25, 2013, 12:12:54 PM
She moved it to the lounge.



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Lady Freedom Returns (6,043 posts)

2. I feel like the tornado has come back!
 

It is like history is repeating itself! I don't know what I did to deserve this again???

Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: DefiantSix on September 25, 2013, 12:13:38 PM
Does anybody else read the OP - second paragraph especially - as a confession that she's stalking the shit out of Dave? Purely for the sake of innocents, I'm sorely tempted to pass the word to the Pima County Sheriff's Office; except the Gabby Giffords shooting tells me what I can expect to happen with that information.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Gina on September 25, 2013, 12:20:57 PM

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023728074

"Sally" = Salvation Army?

Sally Ann as a nickname for Salvation Army


She's too lazy to even spell it all out  :thatsright:
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Chris_ on September 25, 2013, 12:21:42 PM
Updated link: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018486490
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Chris_ on September 25, 2013, 12:22:46 PM
Sally Ann as a nickname for Salvation Army


She's too lazy to even spell it all out  :thatsright:
It's what the cool kids call it.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Dori on September 25, 2013, 12:46:04 PM
Sally Ann as a nickname for Salvation Army


She's too lazy to even spell it all out  :thatsright:

Sounds like a lingo spoken by the homeless subculture.

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He has his pack already so I guess he is heading out.
 

I wonder what that means.  He and his new honey are leaving the Sally and headed to stake out their own spot in the washes? 
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: BattleHymn on September 25, 2013, 12:46:51 PM
Does anybody else read the OP - second paragraph especially - as a confession that she's stalking the shit out of Dave?

Yeah.  And here I thought GOBUCKS  was just having some fun with all that talk of stalking.  
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: 67 Rover on September 25, 2013, 12:48:38 PM
Shouldn't she be spending her time looking for a job instead of stalking her "SO", she will burn through her nest egg in no time and the Salvation Army will not allow you to stay there in perpetuity.

Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 25, 2013, 12:57:16 PM
Shouldn't she be spending her time looking for a job instead of stalking her "SO", she will burn through her nest egg in no time and the Salvation Army will not allow you to stay there in perpetuity.





      The woman took a Greyhound bus to a place where she has no job, no prospects, nary a place to sleep, and her first concern is with a man who appears incapable of improving her situation even a little?

      Lurking DUmmies, this woman is going to be in very serious trouble VERY soon. Why don't you people do something to help her? Why not stop wishing her well and realize that she needs a place to stay and psychiatric help?
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: USA4ME on September 25, 2013, 01:04:10 PM
Sounds like everything's going well for her. Looking forward to her next positive and inspiring update.

 :popcorn:

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Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Karin on September 25, 2013, 01:14:30 PM
Every time I come to the end of an Amber thread, I just sit in speechless silence.  I don't know what to say.  I'm reading it all, but cannot seem to figure out what to say.  It really is like watching a train wreck.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: DefiantSix on September 25, 2013, 01:20:27 PM
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Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Dori on September 25, 2013, 01:22:26 PM
Did she and Dave (before the section 8 and Chad) live the homeless life?

She doesn't seem all that concerned about not having a place to stay. 

Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 25, 2013, 01:22:51 PM
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Wed Sep 25, 2013, 12:55 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (6,040 posts)

I can't belive it!
The guys at PalPal said to get the money people send me all I needed was a PayPal Debit card. Now they are demanding a bank account or they won't do it! I feel like they lied to me just to get me to get that card!

 :yawn:  No newsdesk in your future, eh?
 
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And as I was setting here I saw my ex SO with a woman that looks way to much like me!

My, what a tiny world you live in.

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She could pass for me if she was not just a little tanner. It hurts so bad to see them. He has his pack already so I guess he is heading out. He was talking to some guys that are staying at the Sally so I guess I will get t hear about it since they are doing a bunch of double takes.
 
This hurts so much!!!!

 :bwah:   :bouncy:

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Wed Sep 25, 2013, 01:03 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (6,043 posts)

2. I feel like the tornado has come back!

It is like history is repeating itself! I don't know what I did to deserve this again???


Life's hard.  It's even harder when you're stupid.    h/t - Duke Wayne.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 25, 2013, 01:29:10 PM
Every time I come to the end of an Amber thread, I just sit in speechless silence.  I don't know what to say.  I'm reading it all, but cannot seem to figure out what to say.  It really is like watching a train wreck.


     She's obviously mentally ill and not truly responsible for herself. I don't know any woman who would take a bus for two days and sleep in a wash or station herself in a Salvation Army and think that any of that is comely or attractive to a man that has obviously moved on.
 
     She's even more pathetic than that astronaut Lisa Nowak...at least that woman had a plan, batshit though it may have been. Amber has burned the bridge behind her: she has no money to get home, and has alienated the white trash relations who could have been her salvation. What does she have in the world? Her bags and whatever small amount of money she has left. She'll be permanently homeless very soon...these things spiral quickly: she has no job. She probably can't get a job because she has no address, and she has no address because she can't find a job. Her funds will run out in the next couple of days, and she'll be forced to panhandle, whore, or steal. All because she can't let some pathetic dude go. Wow.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 25, 2013, 01:42:30 PM
2 to 1 it was a relative back home that sent her the bus ticket just to get her the hell away from there.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: franksolich on September 25, 2013, 01:43:32 PM
She left the loving caring embrace of her sisters in Joplin on Saturday, with $300 in her purse, and the hoped-for $100 "nest egg" in paypal.

By the time she got to Tucson on Sunday, she was down to $250, probably having spent fifty bucks on overpriced bus-depot restaurant cuisine during the trip.

This is only Wednesday, and she's already trying to get that paypal "nest egg," indicating she's since spent the $250?

She's been spending money like a drunken sailor.

This is not ending well.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 25, 2013, 01:45:34 PM
Communications major. I'm guessing the reason she can't find a job in her chosen field is because she's an infantile, half-witted moron with self-indulging emotional issues.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023728074

What the hell is she leachin' off of Skinner's cash cow for? A dictionary?

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Lady Freedom Returns (6,043 posts)

2. I feel like the tornado has come back!

It is like history is repeating itself! I don't know what I did to deserve this again???

You post at the DUmp, expect everyone to send ya a dime, and wallow in your own stink.

Gee, I don't know why you deserve it either.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 25, 2013, 01:49:41 PM
She left the loving caring embrace of her sisters in Joplin on Saturday, with $300 in her purse, and the hoped-for $100 "nest egg" in paypal.

By the time she got to Tucson on Sunday, she was down to $250, probably having spent fifty bucks on overpriced bus-depot restaurant cuisine during the trip.

This is only Wednesday, and she's already trying to get that paypal "nest egg," indicating she's since spent the $250?

She's been spending money like a drunken sailor.

This is not ending well.


When you move cross country with no job, no place to stay, and $400 to your name, it can't end well. You might as well live it up, because you are toast. And Tucson winters are not kind to the homeless. That wind gets cold.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: franksolich on September 25, 2013, 02:08:25 PM
When you move cross country with no job, no place to stay, and $400 to your name, it can't end well. You might as well live it up, because you are toast. And Tucson winters are not kind to the homeless. That wind gets cold.

She's got two choices now.

She could contact the primitive in Tucson who's always been willing to help her--OffWithTheirHeads?--and take him up on his offer.

But for all we know, he might be a guy who collects cadaver-carvers, and is itching to use one.

Or she could eat humble pie and contact her sisters in Joplin again, begging for bus fare back to home.

Of course, her loving, caring sisters are on to her now, and the terms wouldn't be so easy as they were last time.   She'd probably have to become their indentured servant, cook, housekeeper, nanny, gardener, maid, lady-in-waiting, laundress, &c., &c., &c., but at least she'd be alive and safe.

And get her job at the convenience store back, signing over her entire paycheck to them.

It's her own fault she put herself into this, and needs to man up to her mistakes.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: dane on September 25, 2013, 02:19:53 PM

     She's obviously mentally ill and not truly responsible for herself. I don't know any woman who would take a bus for two days and sleep in a wash or station herself in a Salvation Army and think that any of that is comely or attractive to a man that has obviously moved on.
 
     She's even more pathetic than that astronaut Lisa Nowak...at least that woman had a plan, batshit though it may have been. Amber has burned the bridge behind her: she has no money to get home, and has alienated the white trash relations who could have been her salvation. What does she have in the world? Her bags and whatever small amount of money she has left. She'll be permanently homeless very soon...these things spiral quickly: she has no job. She probably can't get a job because she has no address, and she has no address because she can't find a job. Her funds will run out in the next couple of days, and she'll be forced to panhandle, whore, or steal. All because she can't let some pathetic dude go. Wow.
Her savior is going to be this other DUmmy, mentioned in other threads.  BUT, if this happens, it's going to be a bumpy ride for them, enjoyable reading for us - you know they will post every little thing for the reading pleasure it gives us and the prospect of receiving folded hands photos and healing light from the DUmmies.
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Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Reply #2)

Mon Sep 23, 2013, 08:48 PM

Star Member OffWithTheirHeads (9,185 posts)
3. PM me. You can stash your stuff at my house.

Though I expect that it is a long way from where most of the services you need are located.

Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 25, 2013, 02:29:37 PM
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Star Member OffWithTheirHeads (9,185 posts)
3. PM me. You can stash your stuff at my house.

Though I expect that it is a long way from where most of the free shit you will try to get will be.

Fixed for truth.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 25, 2013, 02:31:11 PM
Fixed for truth.


Amber would do well to remember a saying I recall from the late 70's stoner culture:

Gas, grass, or ass, nobody rides for free.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: chitownchica on September 25, 2013, 02:31:50 PM
Does anybody else read the OP - second paragraph especially - as a confession that she's stalking the shit out of Dave? Purely for the sake of innocents, I'm sorely tempted to pass the word to the Pima County Sheriff's Office; except the Gabby Giffords shooting tells me what I can expect to happen with that information.

Definitely.  In a city of that size, she sees him within her first few days? She's definitely stalking him.

Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: USA4ME on September 25, 2013, 02:32:56 PM
This OffWithTheirHeads primitive is really hard up to meet Amber. Someone should let him know if his advances towards her doesn't work out, Amber's ex SO has one that looks just like her.

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Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 25, 2013, 02:35:13 PM
This OffWithTheirHeads primitive is really hard up to meet Amber. Someone should let him know if his advances towards her doesn't work out, Amber's ex SO has one that looks just like her.

.


OffWithTheirHeads is probably going to tell Amber OffWithYourPants if she avails herself of the largesse too liberally.

After proper bathing and grooming, I'm sure.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 25, 2013, 02:39:44 PM
This OffWithTheirHeads primitive is really hard up to meet Amber. Someone should let him know if his advances towards her doesn't work out, Amber's ex SO has one that looks just like her.
This DUmmy has never seen a picture of crazy Amber.
Or, he has seen a picture and he's a cannibal.
Title: And the stalking begins . . . (LFR)
Post by: njpines on September 25, 2013, 02:43:29 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018486490 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018486490)

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Lady Freedom Returns (6,043 posts) Wed Sep 25, 2013, 12:56 PM

I can't belive it!


The guys at PalPal said to get the money people send me all I needed was a PayPal Debit card. Now they are demanding a bank account or they won't do it! I feel like they lied to me just to get me to get that card!

And as I was setting here I saw my ex SO with a woman that looks way to much like me! She could pass for me if she was not just a little tanner. It hurts so bad to see them. He has his pack already so I guess he is heading out. He was talking to some guys that are staying at the Sally so I guess I will get t hear about it since they are doing a bunch of double takes.

This hurts so much!!!!

As Frank writes, this will NOT end well .. .
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 25, 2013, 02:45:01 PM
This DUmmy has never seen a picture of crazy Amber.
Or, he has seen a picture and he's a cannibal.

Fat and greasy when cooked, huh.....sounds like 'possum.....wonder if she'd taste like 'possum.
Title: Re: And the stalking begins . . . (LFR)
Post by: njpines on September 25, 2013, 02:45:34 PM
Oops, sorry -- dupe thread.  Mods, feel free to delete or combine with GOBUCKS'   :thatsright:
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 25, 2013, 02:45:34 PM
Her savior is going to be this other DUmmy, mentioned in other threads.  BUT, if this happens, it's going to be a bumpy ride for them, enjoyable reading for us - you know they will post every little thing for the reading pleasure it gives us and the prospect of receiving folded hands photos and healing light from the DUmmies.

 :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

Pull up a chair. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 25, 2013, 02:50:27 PM
Talk about a lost cause! Maybe she can get some drugs from the other homeless DUmmies where she's at and become a crack whore.

Problem solved.

If other DUmmies don't step up and part with some of their depression meds, then she needs to start askin', ( God forbid ), a church for a little help.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 25, 2013, 02:56:59 PM
I still think there's a good chance Amber's tale is a carefully crafted bogus storyline. It's just so perfect.

The trailer trash family, the convenient store, the wino veteran boyfriend, that evil Chad, frozen PayPal, it's such an exquisite plot it's hard to believe it happened by chance.

But regardless whether Amber's on the up and up, if she can keep this up for a couple more months nadin is in deep, deep trouble. I know I'm gullible - it's just the cross I have to bear.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 25, 2013, 03:03:53 PM
I still think there's a good chance Amber's tale is a carefully crafted bogus storyline. It's just so perfect.

The trailer trash family, the convenient store, the wino veteran boyfriend, that evil Chad, frozen PayPal, it's such an exquisite plot it's hard to believe it happened by chance.

But regardless whether Amber's on the up and up, if she can keep this up for a couple more months nadin is in deep, deep trouble. I know I'm gullible - it's just the cross I have to bear.

Kinda reminds ya of the Red Round One don't it. Not much deviation from that plot.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: BattleHymn on September 25, 2013, 03:13:54 PM
With Doug Bulna peaking when he did, and the crazy LocoNuts already back from his attempt at school, the gates are wide open for Amber to run away with this one.  Nads is really going to have to step it up a few notches.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Tucker on September 25, 2013, 03:14:57 PM
Dave is going to end up dead and a *bunny is going to get boiled before this is all over with....


*Not you, SGT Snugs.   :-)

Where's Ptarmigan?
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Aristotelian on September 25, 2013, 03:15:32 PM
Does anybody else read the OP - second paragraph especially - as a confession that she's stalking the shit out of Dave? Purely for the sake of innocents, I'm sorely tempted to pass the word to the Pima County Sheriff's Office; except the Gabby Giffords shooting tells me what I can expect to happen with that information.

Yes, my first thought as well.

(http://www.rottenecards.com/ecards/Rottenecards_844488_rh35hpktn4.png)

^5 for that.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Tucker on September 25, 2013, 03:17:15 PM
Shouldn't she be spending her time looking for a job instead of stalking her "SO", she will burn through her nest egg in no time and the Salvation Army will not allow you to stay there in perpetuity.



She's not staying there. She has no roof to sleep under. She's sleeping in a AZ straddle trench latrine.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Tucker on September 25, 2013, 03:21:45 PM
I still think there's a good chance Amber's tale is a carefully crafted bogus storyline. It's just so perfect.

The trailer trash family, the convenient store, the wino veteran boyfriend, that evil Chad, frozen PayPal, it's such an exquisite plot it's hard to believe it happened by chance.

But regardless whether Amber's on the up and up, if she can keep this up for a couple more months nadin is in deep, deep trouble. I know I'm gullible - it's just the cross I have to bear.

One thing is factual is the Paypal debit card. DUmmies have donated to it. If her tale is false and she taps into that money, she's in deep do-do with the police.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 25, 2013, 03:24:29 PM
One thing is factual is the Paypal debit card. DUmmies have donated to it. If her tale is false and she taps into that money, she's in deep do-do with the police.


Unless someone crafts a story about her needing surgery and then dying.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: DefiantSix on September 25, 2013, 03:40:39 PM
With Doug Bulna peaking when he did, and the crazy LocoNuts already back from his attempt at school, the gates are wide open for Amber to run away with this one.  Nads is really going to have to step it up a few notches.

gNads is gonna need some divine assistance - Southern Califunny sliding into the Pacific or something, and she's up and rolling (bad choice of words, I know) with the good rig all the way off the continental shelf - in order to even place with the nutballs contending for DOTY gold this year.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: vesta111 on September 25, 2013, 04:14:19 PM
One thing is factual is the Paypal debit card. DUmmies have donated to it. If her tale is false and she taps into that money, she's in deep do-do with the police.

Not sure people give a shit about being in deep do-do with the cops.   Amazing to us every day people the number of people running about free as a bird with warrent's perhaps 2-3 out for their arrest  for felony's and they give a family's information when caught.  She has a couple of sisters and can give their SS# and date of birth.   

Interesting I feel like I am watching the beginning of a Dateline episode before anything happens.

Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: BattleHymn on September 25, 2013, 04:22:26 PM
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And as I was setting here I saw my ex SO


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs[/youtube]
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 25, 2013, 04:50:45 PM


     This Amber issue raises some serious DOTY questions:

     1. Can the DOTY be won posthumously? I expect that certain DUmmies who are in the running may die before year end.
     2. Should there be a physical award for DOTY? Consider Amber, who has to be the sentimental favorite for 2013: SURELY in her situation she wouldn't look askance at a small honorarium from CC? A $25 gift card to WalMart? Star sponsorship on DU? A donation to her PayPal account in the name of CC?
   
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 25, 2013, 04:52:27 PM

OffWithTheirHeads is probably going to tell Amber OffWithYourPants if she avails herself of the largesse too liberally.

After proper bathing and grooming, I'm sure.

Well it does get cold there in the winter Banned. I'm betting OffWithTheirHead's sheep has probably died and he is looking for something to keep him warm this winter.   :tongue: :tongue:
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 25, 2013, 04:57:04 PM

     This Amber issue raises some serious DOTY questions:

     1. Can the DOTY be won posthumously? I expect that certain DUmmies who are in the running may die before year end.
     2. Should there be a physical award for DOTY? Consider Amber, who has to be the sentimental favorite for 2013: SURELY in her situation she wouldn't look askance at a small honorarium from CC? A $25 gift card to WalMart? Star sponsorship on DU? A donation to her PayPal account in the name of CC?
   

I like the bolded.  $.02 ought to cover it . . . :tongue:
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 25, 2013, 04:57:27 PM
Well it does get cold there in the winter Banned. I'm betting OffWithTheirHead's sheep has probably died and he is looking for something to keep him warm this winter.   :tongue: :tongue:

In that case, forget the grooming.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: miskie on September 25, 2013, 05:03:29 PM
"The guys at PalPal said to get the money people send me all I needed was a PayPal Debit card. Now they are demanding a bank account or they won't do it! I feel like they lied to me just to get me to get that card!"

Franksolich strikes again ! When will primitives learn that PayPal is a VRWC operation ?
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: miskie on September 25, 2013, 05:12:29 PM
Definitely.  In a city of that size, she sees him within her first few days? She's definitely stalking him.



Yeah - better than a half million people there, yet she manages to find the Ex making his away around with her replacement in give or take 72 hours.

I have lived in a much smaller city for better than 15 years and there are people I know who live here that I have never encountered by chance.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: DefiantSix on September 25, 2013, 05:17:16 PM

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs[/youtube]


That right there is funny.  I don't care who you are.   :hi5: worthy, my friend.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 25, 2013, 05:29:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCaAwU__Kao
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: BattleHymn on September 25, 2013, 05:31:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCaAwU__Kao

You win.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Ogre on September 25, 2013, 05:33:02 PM
I get the feeling Dave is going to end up like James Caan's character in "Misery".
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 25, 2013, 05:35:16 PM
I get the feeling Dave is going to end up like James Caan's character in "Misery".
Maybe. After Chad ends up like James Caan's character in "The Godfather".
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 25, 2013, 05:39:29 PM
Yeah - better than a half million people there, yet she manages to find the Ex making his away around with her replacement in give or take 72 hours.

I have lived in a much smaller city for better than 15 years and there are people I know who live here that I have never encountered by chance.

My two cents, Miskie. Losers tend to congregate with other losers. In other words, at the shelter, free food place, etc.

I wonder though... Did the ex-boyfriend bring the other dude in to blame getting rid of her on him? If he was around his new squeeze at the time, she could have come up with the idea. I wonder if the ex-boyfriend's new squeeze has a job? Maybe she cleans the house and cooks him dinner?

Inquiring minds wanna know!!!!

Who needs reality TV when one has the dump and dummies?  
 
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Ogre on September 25, 2013, 05:42:03 PM
Maybe. After Chad ends up like James Caan's character in "The Godfather".

How do think Chad will get it?  

Flattened by her lardass, or overcome by her unbearable stench?
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 25, 2013, 05:44:57 PM
How do think Chad will get it?  

Flattened by her lardass, or overcome by her unbearable stench?


By knife, jammed in his eye socket while Amber stands over his bed.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: franksolich on September 25, 2013, 05:47:27 PM
This Amber issue raises some serious DOTY questions:

1. Can the DOTY be won posthumously? I expect that certain DUmmies who are in the running may die before year end.

2. Should there be a physical award for DOTY? Consider Amber, who has to be the sentimental favorite for 2013: SURELY in her situation she wouldn't look askance at a small honorarium from CC? A $25 gift card to WalMart? Star sponsorship on DU? A donation to her PayPal account in the name of CC?

Yes, a primitive can make the Top DUmmies posthumously in both senses--either as a primitive who got banned from Skins's island during that particular year, or as a primitive who in real life passed from this time and place.

For example, grouchy old Don, the late NNNLHIO or whatever primitive, is eligible this year even though he's recently become deader than a doornail.

Just so the primitive was "active" some time during the year of the award.

As for the other question, no, because such involves real-life contact with a primitive (such as the act of donating something to the primitive's paypal account), and it's always best to keep things only on the internet, never coming into any sort of contact in real life.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Tucker on September 25, 2013, 05:50:32 PM
Yes, a primitive can make the Top DUmmies posthumously in both senses--either as a primitive who got banned from Skins's island during that particular year, or as a primitive who in real life passed from this time and place.

For example, grouchy old Don, the late NNNLHIO or whatever primitive, is eligible this year even though he's recently become deader than a doornail.

Just so the primitive was "active" some time during the year of the award.

As for the other question, no, because such involves real-life contact with a primitive (such as the act of donating something to the primitive's paypal account), and it's always best to keep things only on the internet, never coming into any sort of contact in real life.

Yeah.

We came to a consensus when Deadstone kicked the bucket mid year.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Skul on September 25, 2013, 06:52:20 PM
Poor Amber just has "The Steve", pretty much in the bag.
Not really DOTY material.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: BattleHymn on September 25, 2013, 06:56:04 PM
Poor Amber just has "The Steve", pretty much in the bag.
Not really DOTY material.

Not in my book.  If she keeps this pace up, I'm going to say she's taking the top award this year.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Tucker on September 25, 2013, 07:00:40 PM
Not in my book.  If she keeps this pace up, I'm going to say she's taking the top award this year.

I think that the best is yet to come. Only thing holding her back is free Wi-Fi.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Big Dog on September 25, 2013, 07:02:22 PM
Fixed for truth.

Running the human guillotine's post through BabelFish's Moonbat-to-English translator:

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Star Member OffWithTheirHeads (9,185 posts)
3. PM me. You can stash your stuff at my house.

becomes

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Star Member OffWithTheirHeads (9,185 posts)
3. PM me. I have room in my crawl space for your headless body.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 25, 2013, 07:04:55 PM
Not in my book.  If she keeps this pace up, I'm going to say she's taking the top award this year.
I may even put Crystal on my ballot.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: BattleHymn on September 25, 2013, 07:05:54 PM
I think that the best is yet to come. Only thing holding her back is free Wi-Fi.

I know, right?  This story has it all!  No job, a ticket to nowhere, stalking, bobo the hoboism, a nest egg the size of a hummingbird's egg, I could just go on!  


I wish she would buy one of those Verizon Jetpack internet plans, so she can report on every juicy detail as it happens, right from the Arroyo Chico Wash.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: BattleHymn on September 25, 2013, 07:12:21 PM
I may even put Crystal on my ballot.

If anybody hasn't checked out Amber's two sisters yet, I highly recommend it.  They make for good reading while waiting for Amber to report from the coyote-infested wash.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Ogre on September 25, 2013, 07:29:17 PM

By knife, jammed in his eye socket while Amber stands over his bed.

I don't know, seems pretty far-fetched.

I can envision her having such a fantasy, but do you really believe that she can hold and/or utilize a sharp object without killing herself?

I mean just look at her track record, she's an "American't", she can't do this, or she can't do that. :-)
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 25, 2013, 07:31:56 PM
Running the human guillotine's post through BabelFish's Moonbat-to-English translator:

becomes


Yer gettin' off easy with the Basset. Mine aren't African American, but they demand canned food mixed with their dry, a hot dog, and a dog biscuit for lunch every day! Good thing they like turkey dogs!
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: miskie on September 25, 2013, 07:32:52 PM
My two cents, Miskie. Losers tend to congregate with other losers.

QFT.

I didn't even think of that. I was running on the premise that there is something good and civilized about the ex. -but it could very well be he is also another primitive spending time looking for handouts, and hanging in places where beggar primitives tend to congregate.  
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Big Dog on September 25, 2013, 07:51:29 PM
Yer gettin' off easy with the Basset. Mine aren't African American, but they demand canned food mixed with their dry, a hot dog, and a dog biscuit for lunch every day! Good thing they like turkey dogs!

Just to be clear, I am Dewey the African American Basset Hound. If Bradley Manning can "decide" that he is actually a woman named Chelsea, and the DUmpmonkeys expect everyone to treat him that way, then I demand to be accepted as a Black Basset Hound, dammit!

I'm called Dewey because my Black Basset Hound dick drags the ground. "Dewey's dick drag the ground?" "Damn straight it does."
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 25, 2013, 08:09:30 PM
QFT.

I didn't even think of that. I was running on the premise that there is something good and civilized about the ex. -but it could very well be he is also another primitive spending time looking for handouts, and hanging in places where beggar primitives tend to congregate.  

Have you seen the pics of him, Miskie?  My "loser radar" went bong, bong, bong the first time I saw it. He was sitting on a curb or a parking concrete thingy with a beer, I think it was anyway, in his hand at what looked like a stop and go or whatever they have out there.

I could be wrong though... he may have been working on a roof and taking a break... but I doubt it.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: thundley4 on September 25, 2013, 08:45:53 PM
Yeah - better than a half million people there, yet she manages to find the Ex making his away around with her replacement in give or take 72 hours.

I have lived in a much smaller city for better than 15 years and there are people I know who live here that I have never encountered by chance.

I live in a city of @70K and there are lots of people I went to school with in the area and I rarely see any of them.

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And as I was setting here I saw my ex SO with a woman that looks way to much like me! She could pass for me if she was not just a little tanner.

I wonder if this isn't some sort of split personality thing and she is all messed up.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: DefiantSix on September 25, 2013, 08:55:01 PM

I wonder if this isn't some sort of split personality thing and she is all messed up.

It's pretty much a given at this point that Amber is "tore up from the floor up". I think we're gonna have to wait until she kills and dismembers Dave and Chad with a stone knife before the court-appointed head shrink reveals the specific flavors of crazy in her cocktail.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Chris_ on September 25, 2013, 10:05:20 PM
If anybody hasn't checked out Amber's two sisters yet, I highly recommend it.  They make for good reading while waiting for Amber to report from the coyote-infested wash.
Oh hell naw. :rofl:

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Is it a bad thing that the tornado 2 years ago ended up being one of the BEST things to ever happen to me?
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We might be living in a brane around the event horizon of a collapsed hyperdimensional star that gave birth to the universe.
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I AM SO PISSED RIGHT NOW. SOMEONE CALLED JASCO SHERIFF CLAIMING MY CATS ARE ABUSED. THE DEPUTY HAS REPORTED THAT MY CATS ARE IN GOOD HEALTH. I AM APPAULED THAT SOMEONE WOULD DO THIS ALL BECAUSE THE "THINK" I CALLED DFS.
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Theres alot of talk about the second amendment going around and i want to make one thing clear...yes its our right to be able to defend ourselves, but with that right comes RESPOSIBILITY. Resposibility in the form of being armed only as much as u need. Ya dont need a tommy gun to go deer hunting, u dont need an AK-47 with a bannana clip to defend yourself, a .38 or 9mil can do that just fine WITHOUT taking out the neighbors chuiuahah and privacy fence along with a wall. If you own guns be smart and responsible.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: kraven on September 25, 2013, 10:11:51 PM
How do we check out Amber's sisters? Are they on DU, too?
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: JakeStyle on September 25, 2013, 10:12:01 PM
  Is that stuff from a Facebook page?
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Chris_ on September 25, 2013, 10:13:25 PM
Yeah, I found it on one of the sisters' Facebook page.

It only took her three attempts to spell 'responsibility' correctly.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: JakeStyle on September 25, 2013, 10:18:57 PM
Yeah, I found it on one of the sisters' Facebook page.

It only took her three attempts to spell 'resonsibility' correctly.

I must be behind the curve, what is Ambers' last name?
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Dori on September 25, 2013, 10:30:38 PM
I must be behind the curve, what is Ambers' last name?

Hoyt
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: JakeStyle on September 25, 2013, 10:42:29 PM
Hoyt

Thanks
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: BattleHymn on September 25, 2013, 10:44:35 PM
Oh hell naw. :rofl:


Oh yes!  :rotf:

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Well looks like IM not geting that new job IM stuck at Wendys to who ever have me the bad reference thanks for ****ing me out of a better job that would have been better for me my family and my wallet thank you so ****ing much u son of a birches burn in hell ****ers

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im ****ing pissed what the hell IV been there 5 ****ing years and all I am is a ****ing crew leder but a lilbitch that has only been there 1month is geting inaviwd for shift manger what the **** that's not evn fare

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I love it when ppl come over to my house sock then gets you sick again after u been sick for weeks thanks alot last week I couldn't talk this week I'm so damn dizzy I can't walk gods help me at work if I can go and my through ain't Solon shut again again thank you so ****ing Mich ppl

Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Chris_ on September 25, 2013, 10:50:35 PM
I hate sock ppl.  What a bummer.

I haven't checked out the other sister.  I imagine she's just as bad.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: BattleHymn on September 25, 2013, 11:00:08 PM
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I couldn't talk this week I'm so damn dizzy I can't walk gods help me

I thought she was going to go Shirley Q on me for a second with this sentence. 
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Big Dog on September 25, 2013, 11:01:23 PM
I hate sock ppl.  What a bummer.

I haven't checked out the other sister.  I imagine she's just as bad.

Too bad she wasn't one of the sons of a birches who is geting inaviwed for manger. If she is so sock, she should be careful around the deep fat fryers.

She does know how to spell "****" correctly; I'll give her that.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Chris_ on September 25, 2013, 11:04:13 PM
I thought she was going to go Shirley Q on me for a second with this sentence. 
I wonder if she has irritation bowel syndrome as well.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: BattleHymn on September 25, 2013, 11:10:33 PM
I wonder if she has irritation bowel syndrome as well.

Oh lawd!   :lmao:
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: kraven on September 25, 2013, 11:40:30 PM
OMG, those sisters. Seriously, WTF? And the little boy has metal front teeth, did they just let his teeth rot out? And he, unlike his mother and aunt, is quite adorable otherwise.  :(

Amber doesn't look like how I pictured her, at all. Her profile pic looks downright tame and sane compared to her sisters, she doesn't wear that look of insanity like they do. I am honestly shocked.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: BattleHymn on September 25, 2013, 11:49:08 PM
OMG, those sisters. Seriously, WTF? And the little boy has metal front teeth, did they just let his teeth rot out? And he, unlike his mother and aunt, is quite adorable otherwise.  :(

Amber doesn't look like how I pictured her, at all. Her profile pic looks downright tame and sane compared to her sisters, she doesn't wear that look of insanity like they do. I am honestly shocked.

You must not have seen the one photo that frank has saved somewhere.  I will give Amber credit in that her facebook photo is the most flattering one I've seen of her.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Chris_ on September 25, 2013, 11:49:36 PM
The other one sounds like she runs a tight ship.

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Wow my own sister don't want to talk to me even at Christmas. Amber A.D. whatever u what to be called ur a sad sad women I can't believe u turned out this way mom is rolling in her grave....
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hell ya i going to be a manger at wendys me a manger!!!! AAHHHH!!! after 4 ****ing years i got something for it take that ya bitches see the home schooler the no ged no collage dumb ass is makeing manger **** u all that said id never do it
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omg fibe just mat her dad after all thes years. Thats soo sweet. I really need to lay off the durgs lol
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: BattleHymn on September 25, 2013, 11:59:13 PM
The other one sounds like she runs a tight ship.


Where did these girls learn to write, nads?? 
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: BattleHymn on September 26, 2013, 12:00:06 AM

Amber doesn't look like how I pictured her, at all. Her profile pic looks downright tame and sane compared to her sisters, she doesn't wear that look of insanity like they do. I am honestly shocked.

Found it.  Try this one on for size, kraven:
(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/11_08_06_0747_zps20ef9725.jpg)
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 26, 2013, 12:02:03 AM
There really should be a category for DUmmy Family Of The Year.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: kraven on September 26, 2013, 12:05:26 AM
They were homeschooled. Their parents should be shot. Damn, I almost feel sorry for her now. And her Dave, WTF? He looks 30 years older than her. And like he is dying of Aids. I'm not sure how old she is, I would guess mid/late 30's? To feel a sense of loss over something like that, like he was any kind of prize. To lower herself into going back there with 2 pairs of pants and $300 to her name, to stalk him around. Sad man, real sad.

She should find a church and Jesus, pray, take any job she can get and try to pull a life together. You only get one.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: kraven on September 26, 2013, 12:07:31 AM
Found it.  Try this one on for size, kraven:
(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/11_08_06_0747_zps20ef9725.jpg)

OK, definitely see more of her sisters in her here. Not flattering. She should stick with the profile look, forget this loser Dave and fix her life. There is a spark of life in the profile pick, but it is going to burn out fast with the life she is choosing.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: BattleHymn on September 26, 2013, 12:36:15 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018486490#post7

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loli phabay (3,712 posts) Wed Sep 25, 2013, 11:50 PM
7. its either he showing he has moved on, or the poster is trying to find him

No such thing as coincidences.I am thinking it might have been a bad move the poster coming back to tuscon, its her call but and i hope i am wrong but i think its going to end badly.

Every sentence here is a truth. Thanks, Captain Obvious!  

And, yes, it is going to end badly.


Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 26, 2013, 12:47:56 AM
Quote
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 12:55 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (6,040 posts)

as I was setting here I saw my ex SO with a woman that looks way to much like me!

If you've seen Dave, you know he couldn't get a woman who doesn't look a lot like Amber.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Dori on September 26, 2013, 12:50:24 AM
They were homeschooled. Their parents should be shot. Damn, I almost feel sorry for her now. And her Dave, WTF? He looks 30 years older than her. And like he is dying of Aids. I'm not sure how old she is, I would guess mid/late 30's? To feel a sense of loss over something like that, like he was any kind of prize. To lower herself into going back there with 2 pairs of pants and $300 to her name, to stalk him around. Sad man, real sad.


It is sad. I've been reading some of her older posts at DU.  Her mom died in 2010, who she said held the family together.  Then there was a tornado that did a real number on the family in 2011.  It was an E5 that wiped out one third of Joplin.

She also mentioned that she has a brother with Autism, and one sister has episodes where she runs off, but almost like seizures.  The dad doesn't sound like he was a very nice dad.  When he found out she didn't die in the tornado, he asked her why she was still alive.

Apparently when she was living in Tucson before, there wasn't any real family contact, and she has had a lot of experience being homeless.  I can almost understand her attachment to Dave and why it's so painful to have lost him, well not so much him, but whatever security she felt in their relationship.





Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: kraven on September 26, 2013, 01:20:30 AM
That is all what got me so bad. I love mocking DUmmies, it is what drew me to this site, lol. But this one is so clearly a product of her environment. Every single one of her siblings is badly damaged and she is too. Add a shitty home life with no education at all and this is what you get. I have worked with kids like that and it breaks my heart. To get to be her age and all you have to your name is 2 pairs of pants, a few bucks, a laptop and a torch for some disgusting looking bum that dumped you, horrible. No skills to even be able to hold down the lowest of jobs, no ambition. Can't even keep an apartment clean (and her sister's house looks like a disgusting sty and she is the one with a child) They have never been taught responsibility or how to be self sufficient. The only thing good I can say is at least she didn't breed and it appears that one little boy is the lone child between them all. I really hope HE is in school. God help him.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: RobJohnson on September 26, 2013, 03:21:15 AM
It is sad. I've been reading some of her older posts at DU.  Her mom died in 2010, who she said held the family together.  Then there was a tornado that did a real number on the family in 2011.  It was an E5 that wiped out one third of Joplin.

She also mentioned that she has a brother with Autism, and one sister has episodes where she runs off, but almost like seizures.  The dad doesn't sound like he was a very nice dad.  When he found out she didn't die in the tornado, he asked her why she was still alive.

Apparently when she was living in Tucson before, there wasn't any real family contact, and she has had a lot of experience being homeless.  I can almost understand her attachment to Dave and why it's so painful to have lost him, well not so much him, but whatever security she felt in their relationship.


I agree. She obviously has some mental health issues that need addressed and having no real support system is not helping her at all. DUmmie or not, I find her situation sad.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Linda on September 26, 2013, 04:14:32 AM
Do they offer free mental health care in Tucson? This gal needs it bad.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: diesel driver on September 26, 2013, 05:15:09 AM

If you've seen Dave, you know he couldn't get a woman who doesn't look a lot like Amber.

Desperate?  Homely?  Psychotic?  

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Wed Sep 25, 2013, 01:03 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (6,043 posts)

2. I feel like the tornado has come back!

It is like history is repeating itself! I don't know what I did to deserve this again???

You moved back to Tucson, AGAIN, DUmmie!   :thatsright:

Yeah - better than a half million people there, yet she manages to find the Ex making his away around with her replacement in give or take 72 hours.

I have lived in a much smaller city for better than 15 years and there are people I know who live here that I have never encountered by chance.

Same here, smaller town, but I think the main reason is because most of us are busy working for a living, and not working to live off the government.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Tucker on September 26, 2013, 05:30:51 AM
There really should be a category for DUmmy Family Of The Year.

Most DUmmies are alienated from their family. You'd have the same 3 or 4 DUmmies fighting for the award year after year.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Carl on September 26, 2013, 08:07:19 AM
Bat crap crazy or not,when you knowingly go down the wrong road at every fork I have no sympathy for her.
She is sane enough to come to the conclusion that she is owed everything so let her get eaten by the bugs in the wash she calls home now.
My heart pumps piss for her.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Karin on September 26, 2013, 08:21:39 AM
If this ends badly, as in death, the DUmp will have blood all over its hands.  Those idiots did nothing but cheer her on to take a very risky path down life.  They thought nothing of unintended consequences, or the danger of certain elements of humanity.  This is referred to as "fatal moonbattery." 


Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: dutch508 on September 26, 2013, 08:51:38 AM
Just to be clear, I am Dewey the African American Basset Hound. If Bradley Manning can "decide" that he is actually a woman named Chelsea, and the DUmpmonkeys expect everyone to treat him that way, then I demand to be accepted as a Black Basset Hound, dammit!

I'm called Dewey because my Black Basset Hound dick drags the ground. "Dewey's dick drag the ground?" "Damn straight it does."

 :racist: :waisis: :racista:
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Tucker on September 26, 2013, 08:59:54 AM
If this ends badly, as in death, the DUmp will have blood all over its hands.  Those idiots did nothing but cheer her on to take a very risky path down life.  They thought nothing of unintended consequences, or the danger of certain elements of humanity.  This is referred to as "fatal moonbattery." 




One less carbon footprint.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: vesta111 on September 26, 2013, 09:00:35 AM
If this ends badly, as in death, the DUmp will have blood all over its hands.  Those idiots did nothing but cheer her on to take a very risky path down life.  They thought nothing of unintended consequences, or the danger of certain elements of humanity.  This is referred to as "fatal moonbattery." 

My worry is if she runs into a drug user that has custody of his kids and needs someone to care for them. She moves in and for the first couple months are fine, then the neighbors become suspicious of her and the care she is giving the kids.    Kids look scared when she is around, under fed and wearing the same clothing for days at a time.     When the CPS come a knocking within a week everyone has moved out of state,  she will move on and find another man with kids to latch onto.    

Someone in her family will enabler her to come back home and start the whole thing again.

Some kids turn up missing, or found dead,  she may have children of her own that died or disappeared,    Great excuse in court that their children died and the court has no time to find out why and when.  

This woman reminds me of some really dangerous and perverted people that somewhere in all our family's have.  These are the members that are all so friendly, loving and sincere at the start then go on to destroy your lives.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: wasp69 on September 26, 2013, 09:11:00 AM
If this ends badly, as in death, the DUmp will have blood all over its hands.  Those idiots did nothing but cheer her on to take a very risky path down life.  They thought nothing of unintended consequences, or the danger of certain elements of humanity.  This is referred to as "fatal moonbattery." 

They won't care.  They'll just say "oh well" and continue meandering on.

Death is part and parcel to these goons and the blood of one more they cheered on to a senseless and avoidable death is just another day in the office.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: wasp69 on September 26, 2013, 09:12:25 AM
Bat crap crazy or not,when you knowingly go down the wrong road at every fork I have no sympathy for her.
She is sane enough to come to the conclusion that she is owed everything so let her get eaten by the bugs in the wash she calls home now.
My heart pumps piss for her.

Pretty much.  Liberal stupidity should hurt; pain and repetition are great teachers.  Maybe DUmbass Amber Hoyt will survive it and come out smarter in the end.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 26, 2013, 09:46:26 AM
They won't care.  They'll just say "oh well" and continue meandering on.

No. They'll blame us for not creating a government powerful enough to overcome all their bad advice to her.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 26, 2013, 09:59:24 AM
No. They'll blame us for not creating a government powerful enough to overcome all their bad advice to her.

Wasp, Snugs' ending is far more likely than yours.  Sorry. :(
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 26, 2013, 10:27:51 AM
No. They'll blame us for not creating a government powerful enough to overcome all their bad advice to her.


Truer words never spoken. You have dummies thinking she's Jackie Kerouac, offering her sleeping bags and whatnot, when in fact she needs to be institutionalized, if only for the food and a warm place to shit.

Pay close attention to Amber Hoyt. THIS is the sort of person liberals wring their hands over, saying the state of mental healthcare is so pathetic that people like her fall through the cracks. UM, NO. She took a Greyhound bus thru the cracks, partly subsidized by lunatic liberals who lack common sense enough to tell a mentally ill person to stay at home. THIS is the ultimate expression of female "empowerment," where a crazy woman limps across the country to chase a dude who looks like a 50+ age category entrant to the Slim Shady Wannabe Competition.

Meanwhile she and her family are victims of the Joplin storm disaster? Well, let me remind everyone of what 0dumb**** and the First Wookie were doing at exactly that moment:


(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-B3y9OQDBBJc/Tdws9t-_gJI/AAAAAAAADS0/aP4CP1M6wmI/s1600/Obama.jpg)



Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: wasp69 on September 26, 2013, 11:52:47 AM
Wasp, Snugs' ending is far more likely than yours.  Sorry. :(

Sadly, I believe you are most likely correct.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: wasp69 on September 26, 2013, 11:56:20 AM
Pay close attention to Amber Hoyt. THIS is the sort of person liberals wring their hands over, saying the state of mental healthcare is so pathetic that people like her fall through the cracks. UM, NO. She took a Greyhound bus thru the cracks, partly subsidized by lunatic liberals who lack common sense enough to tell a mentally ill person to stay at home. THIS is the ultimate expression of female "empowerment," where a crazy woman limps across the country to chase a dude who looks like a 50+ age category entrant to the Slim Shady Wannabe Competition.

Absolutely, well said, sir.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Dori on September 26, 2013, 11:57:05 AM
Do they offer free mental health care in Tucson? This gal needs it bad.

Apparently she had it the last time she was there.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 26, 2013, 12:07:08 PM
If Amber ends up killing herself in this DOTY campaign, you can hardly blame the DUmmies. They've already forgotten her, except for that one guy in Tucson still angling for some crazy tail.

If there is a cause beyond Amber's mental illness, it's the allure of the DUmmy of the Year title.

The chance for fame and glory is too intoxicating.

Addled Amber may just fly too close to the sun and be incinerated, after having been pressed down, hard, so as to squeeze out every drop of grease.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: jukin on September 26, 2013, 12:10:02 PM
I wonder if she has irritation bowel syndrome as well.

Nope, Explosive Diarrhea Syndrome.

Some people think it's funny but it's really wet and runny.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Dori on September 26, 2013, 12:15:08 PM

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loli phabay (3,712 posts)

7. its either he showing he has moved on, or the poster is trying to find him
 
No such thing as coincidences. I am thinking it might have been a bad move the poster coming back to tuscon, its her call but and i hope i am wrong but i think its going to end badly.


 

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Thu Sep 26, 2013, 10:30 AM

Lady Freedom Returns (6,044 posts)

8. It looks like he has been kicked out due t0 me not being there.

HUD had us down as a couple but he was he primary for the help. Catch was I had to stay there. he goofed.

If you are homeless in Tucson and need to charge stuff up (since the shelters here do not allow use of electronics and do not allow you to charge them) you go to the Library. I was here doing that and fighting with PayPal. And there he is, with the woman that looks to much like me.

Back at the Sally last night some were talking about it. Some of the old Vets remember me and my ex So when we got here. He is telling people I walked out on him and destroyed his life.

This is just wrong. This should not be happening.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018486490
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Tucker on September 26, 2013, 12:31:12 PM
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Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Original post)

Wed Sep 25, 2013, 11:18 PM

Star Member elleng (42,374 posts)
6. Very sorry.

Shouldn't take much/anything to open a bank account, just walk in and introduce yourself to an officer. Maybe get a P.O. Box #.

You need picture ID.  :whistling:
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: franksolich on September 26, 2013, 12:53:59 PM
Okay, so now the convenience store primitive's moved from reality into prevarication, telling two lies that are necessary, important, for her to believe.

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Lady Freedom Returns (6,044 posts)    Thu Sep 26, 2013, 10:30 AM

8. It looks like he has been kicked out due t0 me not being there.

HUD had us down as a couple but he was he primary for the help. Catch was I had to stay there. he goofed.

If you are homeless in Tucson and need to charge stuff up (since the shelters here do not allow use of electronics and do not allow you to charge them) you go to the Library. I was here doing that and fighting with PayPal. And there he is, with the woman that looks to much like me.

Back at the Sally last night some were talking about it. Some of the old Vets remember me and my ex So when we got here. He is telling people I walked out on him and destroyed his life.

This is just wrong. This should not be happening.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 26, 2013, 01:05:28 PM
I wonder if she has irritation bowel syndrome as well.

More like anal seepage backin' up and comin' out the top end!

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Theres alot of talk about the second amendment going around and i want to make one thing clear...yes its our right to be able to defend ourselves, but with that right comes RESPOSIBILITY. Resposibility in the form of being armed only as much as u need. Ya dont need a tommy gun to go deer hunting, u dont need an AK-47 with a bannana clip to defend yourself, a .38 or 9mil can do that just fine WITHOUT taking out the neighbors chuiuahah and privacy fence along with a wall. If you own guns be smart and responsible.

I don't hunt any more dearie. I need full auto when leaches like you show up and think you deserve what I have spent a lifetime acquiring! Oh, and I prefer an M-16, or my 12ga. autoloader!

All my guns are strictly for "pest" control!
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Chris_ on September 26, 2013, 01:10:24 PM
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And there he is, with the woman that looks to much like me.
She looks like a homeless derelict too?

Dave must be quite the catch.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 26, 2013, 01:28:44 PM
Where did these girls learn to write, nads?? 

Wendy's. They abbreviate the lettering on the cash register.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 26, 2013, 01:30:44 PM
She looks like a homeless derelict too?

Dave must be quite the catch.

Yeah--just like the clap! :whistling:
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: dane on September 26, 2013, 02:12:23 PM
This DUmmy is stuck in a middle-school mind-set.
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Back at the Sally last night some were talking about it. Some of the old Vets remember me and my ex So when we got here. He is telling people I walked out on him and destroyed his life.
The dude is the EXso (I'm guessing she means significant other).  EX means gone, ain't no more, get over it and move along.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: DefiantSix on September 26, 2013, 02:20:37 PM
This DUmmy is stuck in a middle-school mind-set.

The dude is the EXso (I'm guessing she means significant other).  EX means gone, ain't no more, get over it and move along.

Ummm, yeah...

About that definition...

Let's just say that Amber doesn't subscribe to it.  After all, "gettin' back wit' [Dave]" was the primary reason given for her whole Greyhound jaunt down to Tucson. "Getting away from the eee-vil sisters" :whatever: was a distant, distant second place consideration in Amber's addled head.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: franksolich on September 26, 2013, 03:59:49 PM
After all, "gettin' back wit' [Dave]" was the primary reason for her whole Greyhound jaunt down to Tucson. "Getting away from the eee-vil sisters" :whatever: was a distant, distant second place consideration in Amber's addled head.

Oh yes, absolutely.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 26, 2013, 04:04:07 PM
Ya know you really need a life when lookin' up Homeless people for luv is yer main priority!

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Back at the Sally last night some were talking about it. Some of the old Vets remember me and my ex So when we got here. He is telling people I walked out on him and destroyed his life.

What'd ya do, sit on 'im?

And since when are the habitually homeless considered "Vets"????
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Tucker on September 26, 2013, 04:24:46 PM
Ya know you really need a life when lookin' up Homeless people for luv is yer main priority!

What'd ya do, sit on 'im?

And since when are the habitually homeless considered "Vets"????

That's something earned. That status wasn't given to him. He may be a DUmmy, but at least he stepped up to the plate one time in his life and not just bitching from the side lines.

They got the house they lived in with the help of the VA. That's what pissed Amber off as she had no legal claim to it.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: franksolich on September 26, 2013, 04:27:15 PM
Okay now, we got Amber threads running amok here in the DUmpster.

That's okay, though; nothing wrong with it.

But for a "review," this is her dreamboat Dave, taken shortly after they arrived in Tucson a little more than a year ago, who dumped her because his friend Chad pointed out how she was taking advantage of him, ripping him off:

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/ladyfreedomreturnshusband_zps8d6309b5.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/ladyfreedomreturnshusband_zps8d6309b5.jpg.html)

This is the convenience store primitive herself, probably when in college maybe circa ten years ago, about the same time she hitched up with her dreamboat Dave:

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/ladyfreedom02_zpsc595cf08.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/ladyfreedom02_zpsc595cf08.jpg.html)

This is the convenience store primitive herself, when a "producer" for a television show in Joplin, maybe about six years ago:

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/11_08_06_0747_zps20ef9725.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/11_08_06_0747_zps20ef9725.jpg.html)

This is the convenience store primitive herself, perhaps three or five years ago, I dunno:

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/ladyfreedom01_zps53c80919.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/ladyfreedom01_zps53c80919.jpg.html)

This is the convenience store primitive herself, maybe about a year ago (not sure).  I think to some people she might look comely in a pleasant way, but study her face, especially her eyes.  This is a woman who, once she gets her hands on someone, won't let go no matter what; the sort of woman men should stay away from:

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/LadyFreedomReturns.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/LadyFreedomReturns.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: BattleHymn on September 26, 2013, 04:30:24 PM
I think to some people she might look comely in a pleasant way, but study her face, especially her eyes.  This is a woman who, once she gets her hands on someone, won't let go no matter what; the sort of woman men should stay away from:


 :rotf:
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: franksolich on September 26, 2013, 04:41:56 PM
:rotf:

It's a long sad dolorous story, of the time franksolich was pursued by a woman who had to have him.

Nobody, but nobody, has me without my consent.

It was Hell getting rid of her.

A few years later, after I moved up here and met the femme, when things started evolving romantic, I saw that familiar look, and got greatly discombobulated. 

I looked at her straightforwardly and asked, "You're not seeking to own me, are you?--because if you are, it's all over even before it gets started."

The femme affirmed that no, she didn't seek to own me, and so all's been copacetic since then.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 26, 2013, 04:54:44 PM
That's something earned. That status wasn't given to him. He may be a DUmmy, but at least he stepped up to the plate one time in his life and not just bitching from the side lines.

They got the house they lived in with the help of the VA. That's what pissed Amber off as she had no legal claim to it.

I figgered she was talkin' about the homeless that are veterans of how to milk the system. Got a few of them around here.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 26, 2013, 05:43:07 PM
It's a long sad dolorous story, of the time franksolich was pursued by a woman who had to have him.

Well, now, there's possessive and then there's rabbit-boiling, Jodie-Arias, seventy-three-stab-wounds-plus-a-shot-to-the-head possessive.

Coach is speaking of the former. I'm afraid dreamboat Dave may have found the latter.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: RobJohnson on September 26, 2013, 06:24:45 PM
I figgered she was talkin' about the homeless that are veterans of how to milk the system. Got a few of them around here.


I thought she was talking about the veterans of the Salvation Army.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: diesel driver on September 27, 2013, 05:04:02 AM
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Star Member elleng (42,374 posts)
6. Very sorry.

Shouldn't take much/anything to open a bank account, just walk in and introduce yourself to an officer. Maybe get a P.O. Box #.

Not without a picture ID and a physical address. 

You can thank the ragheads after 9-11 for that one.

A lot of "ship-on-site" or UPS stores rent "P.O." boxes, maybe she could get one there?
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Big Dog on September 27, 2013, 06:06:50 AM
:racist: :waisis: :racista:

Now that I am an African American Basset Hound, it's not racist if I say it. Dummy rule: "oppressed minorities" are incapable of racism.

You cracka ass primates are a different story.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: Karin on September 27, 2013, 08:08:28 AM
Addled Amber may just fly too close to the sun and be incinerated, after having been pressed down, hard, so as to squeeze out every drop of grease.

 :rotf:  You're killing me today!
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: lastparker on September 27, 2013, 01:26:02 PM
Darkangel tries to use some logic:

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darkangel218 (7,332 posts)
15. If i was you i would have stayed in Joplin,

Save some money, then move. But that's just me.

I hope things work out for you.

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Lady Freedom Returns (6,053 posts)
17. That was the problem

My family was charging so much for small thing and I had to pay up front that saving was out of the question. Add to it the boss had an issue with me being in a Trailer park. I think he was trying to get me to quit so his boss did not see his issues.

It was one of those things that I was darned if I did or didn't. At less in Tucson I am not surrounded with memories of the Tornado.

Translation:  Nobody would give me something for nothing.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023733905
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: dane on September 27, 2013, 02:12:52 PM
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Lady Freedom Returns (6,053 posts)
17. That was the problem

My family was charging so much for small thing and I had to pay up front that saving was out of the question. Add to it the boss had an issue with me being in a Trailer park. I think he was trying to get me to quit so his boss did not see his issues.

It was one of those things that I was darned if I did or didn't. At less in Tucson I am not surrounded with memories of the Tornado.

This makes no sense.  If LFR was in fact targeted to become a manager (that was part of her story in another thread), the area manager would have been the one with whom 'issues' would have been the problem, not the store manager.  So, I disbelieve that potential manager part of her story.

As for reminders of a tornado - seems like that would pale in comparison to reminders of the long lost love of her life who has already replaced her, bedbugs, no place to live, no job, no money, virtually no future to speak of, no place to wash her clothes or charge her phone. 

But on the other hand, this train wreck makes for some fascinating reading.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 27, 2013, 02:26:56 PM
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Lady Freedom Returns (6,053 posts)
17. That was the problem

My family was charging so much for small thing and I had to pay up front that saving was out of the question. Add to it the boss had an issue with me being in a Trailer park. I think he was trying to get me to quit so his boss did not see his issues.

It was one of those things that I was darned if I did or didn't. At less in Tucson I am not surrounded with memories of the Tornado.

I hope everyone remembers this post when it comes to voting for DOTY!

This has to be right up there in the top ten most disgusting posts I have ever seen coming from the DUmp!

Just when ya think they can't sink any lower in the cesspool, they find another depth of whine, whine, whine!

Just curious, but, #1, how did the manager know you was livin' in a trailer park, have him over for a roll? And #2, just exactly what difference does it ****in' make? Are ya trailer trash?

Oh, never mind, after reading your posts, I believe you fit that certain category of American losers we consider low lifes.

The "tornado"? Are ya ****in' series????? Give it a rest! You survived! You should be thankful. Not drowning in your own self pity!
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: JakeStyle on September 27, 2013, 03:21:55 PM
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That was the problem

My family was charging so much for small thing and I had to pay up front that saving was out of the question. Add to it the boss had an issue with me being in a Trailer park. I think he was trying to get me to quit so his boss did not see his issues.

It was one of those things that I was darned if I did or didn't. At less in Tucson I am not surrounded with memories of the Tornado.

Wow, she is either a maniac or a nutjob.
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 27, 2013, 03:24:31 PM
If trailer park people didn't work as clerks in convenience stores, there would be no convenience stores.

And can you imagine how bad someone is if DUmpangelnumbers sounds more logical?
Title: Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 27, 2013, 05:57:16 PM
Wow, she is either a maniac or a nutjob.

Yes.

Next question?