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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BannedFromDU on September 22, 2013, 02:23:21 PM

Title: Lurking DUmmies: shouldn't you get your hand out soon before Skinner notices
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 22, 2013, 02:23:21 PM
that DU has basically turned into a link farm for wishadoodoo and other beggar sites?

I thought unemployment had been fixed by 0dumbass? Why can't you people find work? Oh well - no matter. But one day soon, Skinner is going to notice how much of the drop is getting skimmed by
you grifters...you better hold out a cup while the getting is still good.

Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies: shouldn't you get your hand out soon before Skinner notices
Post by: Linda on September 22, 2013, 03:06:24 PM
It is just one beggar giving what support he can for the other beggars. But I believe you're right, when Skinner figures out he is losing his donations it will come to an abrupt end.
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies: shouldn't you get your hand out soon before Skinner notices
Post by: BattleHymn on September 22, 2013, 04:24:56 PM
DU has turned into a truck stop that offers free showers.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies: shouldn't you get your hand out soon before Skinner notices
Post by: GOP Congress on September 24, 2013, 12:05:54 AM
Quote from: BattleHymn on September 22, 2013, 04:24:56 PM
DU has turned into a truck stop that offers free showers.  :popcorn:

Free showers? DUmmieland? What a waste.
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies: shouldn't you get your hand out soon before Skinner notices
Post by: marv on September 24, 2013, 02:28:29 AM
Quote from: GOP Congress on September 24, 2013, 12:05:54 AM
Free showers? DUmmieland? What a waste.

...free communal showers at that!
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies: shouldn't you get your hand out soon before Skinner notices
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 24, 2013, 04:37:59 AM
Quote from: marv on September 24, 2013, 02:28:29 AM
...free communal showers at that!

Golden, even! :pisscontest:
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies: shouldn't you get your hand out soon before Skinner notices
Post by: Gina on September 24, 2013, 06:39:52 AM
(http://adsoftheworld.com/sites/default/files/styles/media/public/images/suzuki-farofa.jpg?itok=yJ_pcUh0)

How I picture a DUmpmonkey getting a shower
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies: shouldn't you get your hand out soon before Skinner notices
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 24, 2013, 09:58:37 AM
Quote from: BattleHymn on September 22, 2013, 04:24:56 PM
DU has turned into a truck stop that offers free showers. 

That's a hell of a deal. Crystal Hoyt charges two bucks.
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies: shouldn't you get your hand out soon before Skinner notices
Post by: diesel driver on September 24, 2013, 05:54:32 PM
Quote from: BattleHymn on September 22, 2013, 04:24:56 PM
DU has turned into a truck stop that offers free showers.  :popcorn:

Quote from: GOP Congress on September 24, 2013, 12:05:54 AM
Free showers? DUmmieland? What a waste.

Not at all.

Since DUmmies don't take showers, skinner is saving a metric shit ton of money on water.

However, it's nothing for the Dummies to run thru the truck wash once or twice a year.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies: shouldn't you get your hand out soon before Skinner notices
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 24, 2013, 06:05:29 PM
Quote from: Linda on September 22, 2013, 03:06:24 PM
It is just one beggar giving what support he can for the other beggars. But I believe you're right, when Skinner figures out he is losing his donations it will come to an abrupt end.

How will he afford his next vacation to Europe?
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies: shouldn't you get your hand out soon before Skinner notices
Post by: diesel driver on September 24, 2013, 07:13:53 PM
Quote from: AllosaursRus on September 24, 2013, 06:05:29 PM
How will he afford his next vacation to Europe?
Hitch a ride on AF1 the next time Barry goes golfing.   :lmao: