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Title: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 16, 2013, 08:09:59 PM
DUmmy Taverner is apparently envious of all the attention DUmmy darkangelnumbers is getting over her imaginary nursing job.

When he decided to one-up her bouncy tale, he had to come up with a way to get around his intravenous drug addiction, and still have a job.

He came up with a good one!

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Mon Sep 16, 2013, 06:10 PM
Taverner (54,633 posts)
I was once offered a job in Iraq. 200K+ per annum
I refused. They wanted me. I said no.

This was in the "Green Zone."

I was to set up the corporate storage silos.

Besides being morally opposed to the job, I thought:

"I don't want to somehow die for this - my kids shouldn't have to pay that price!"
 
Even though they said they would throw security clearances at me "without urinalysis."
So I refused

I know today that I made a moral judgement

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018481548
I think this is one of the funniest posts Kregel has ever made!
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 16, 2013, 08:12:01 PM
Oh, and then a footnote:

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Mon Sep 16, 2013, 06:16 PM
Taverner (54,633 posts)

4. I haven't landed a sales job since
don't think it is related

But something about me not wanting to follow the "team" off of a "cliff" may have hurt me
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: Dori on September 16, 2013, 08:14:47 PM
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Besides being morally opposed to the job, I thought:

"I don't want to somehow die for this - my kids shouldn't have to pay that price!"

First of all, DUmmies don't have any morals, and second, did you ask your kids?  They might have liked the $200k.

Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 16, 2013, 08:19:40 PM
First of all, DUmmies don't have any morals, and second, did you ask your kids?  They might have liked the $200k.



Being DUmmie kids, they probably would prefer him dead for the SS Survivor benefits they could get.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: Mike220 on September 16, 2013, 08:44:15 PM
Unmitigated bullshit.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: Freeper on September 16, 2013, 08:49:11 PM
What a ****ing liar.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 16, 2013, 08:55:18 PM
Yeah, $200K my ass, Tavs.  They paid a lot to get contractors over there, but nowhere NEAR that much for disposable talent like yours.  They were either packing sand up your ass about the paycheck, or you're trying to pack it up DU's now.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: Rebel on September 16, 2013, 09:03:32 PM
Yeah, $200K my ass, Tavs.  They paid a lot to get contractors over there, but nowhere NEAR that much for disposable talent like yours.  They were either packing sand up your ass about the paycheck, or you're trying to pack it up DU's now.

Not to mention the no urinalysis caveat. Sure, they may not test, but the government can ALWAYS come in and say, "test your people". Then, to keep the contract, they test everyone. It's standard for companies to do this when an employee has an accident due to insurance purposes. Telling that clown, "we won't test you, period", would leave him open to sue them if they ever did, per a government sponsor demand. Not to mention, hey Tavs, the Damn contracting company ISN'T THE ONE THAT HANDS OUT CLEARANCES, FOOL!


As Mike said, unmitigated bullshit. ....but he can get away with that at DU because they're a bunch of DUmb ****s.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: DefiantSix on September 16, 2013, 09:05:59 PM
First of all, DUmmies don't have any morals, and second, did you ask your kids?  They might have liked the $200k.



:hi5: for your first point, and as for your second, minimum 5-to-1 odds Taverner's kids would walk away from the 200k just to have their own personal bad example 11,000 miles away from them.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: USA4ME on September 16, 2013, 09:15:04 PM
I knew someone who, when he would get the DT's, would imagine things like this had happened to him, too.

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Title: Re: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 16, 2013, 09:27:49 PM
Per annum?  Who uses that term unless it is from a Nigerian e-mail scam?
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 16, 2013, 09:41:50 PM
First of all, DUmmies don't have any morals, and second, did you ask your kids?  They might have liked the $200k.



o.O   It has kids?

Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: franksolich on September 16, 2013, 09:42:14 PM
I knew someone who, when he would get the DT's, would imagine things like this had happened to him, too.

He probably saw one of those bulk-distributed advertisements, such as what were around after the War for the Liberation of Kuwait 1990-1991, RECONSTRUCTION JOBS!  $10,000 PER WEEK!  WORKERS NEEDED!  SEND $40 FOR LIST OF EMPLOYERS!  $10,000 PER WEEK!

<<<fell for it, but was young then.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 16, 2013, 09:45:23 PM
He probably saw one of those bulk-distributed advertisements, such as what were around after the War for the Liberation of Kuwait 1990-1991, RECONSTRUCTION JOBS!  $10,000 PER WEEK!  WORKERS NEEDED!  SEND $40 FOR LIST OF EMPLOYERS!  $10,000 PER WEEK!

<<<fell for it, but was young then.

When you see ads for high paying construction jobs in far away places you had better ask a lot of questions.....a lot of questions.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: franksolich on September 16, 2013, 09:50:27 PM
When you see ads for high paying construction jobs in far away places you had better ask a lot of questions.....a lot of questions.

Actually, the places advertising these lists sent exactly what they promised.

Comprehensive, well-printed lists, I must add.

I wasn't a sucker for sending them $40; I was a sucker in that I wrote letters of application to every single company on the lists.  It was easy to do, because I was co-manager of a photocopying center at the time, and could mass-produce cover letters and resumes.  But it cost me a fortune in postage.

Many of the places actually responded, with regrets of course.

But there were a few companies--for some odd reason, generally located in Chicago--who were rather huffy about their regrets, ".....you know, we're getting really tired of having to write to every Tom, Dick, and Harry....." or something along those lines.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: Rebel on September 16, 2013, 09:56:25 PM
o.O   It has kids?



Well played, sir, well played.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: obumazombie on September 16, 2013, 10:02:01 PM
Maybe it was 200,000 owebumabucks.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 16, 2013, 10:10:15 PM
He probably also turned down the opportunity to make over $70 an hour working from home, like the mother of that guy on nearly every internet comment list.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 16, 2013, 10:26:25 PM
Mark starts backing off his story

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Response to loli phabay (Reply #9)
Mon Sep 16, 2013, 10:24 PM
Taverner (54,639 posts)

10. I would not be surprised if they did lie
Everyone I've talked to who did work in the green zone said don't trust 'em


A lot of the nodding mainliners Mark shoots up with used to work in the Green Zone in Baghdad.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: Rebel on September 17, 2013, 12:35:54 AM
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Response to loli phabay (Reply #9)
Mon Sep 16, 2013, 10:24 PM
Taverner (54,639 posts)

Everyone I've talked to who did work in the green zone said don't trust 'em

You don't know a ****ing sole that worked in the Green Zone because the majority are former military that would have not a damn thing to do with an American-hating asshole like you. ....though I won't say you've never been acquainted with them. How many ass whoopin's have you had while trashing your country?
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 17, 2013, 04:12:23 AM
You don't know a ****ing sole that worked in the Green Zone because the majority are former military that would have not a damn thing to do with an American-hating asshole like you. ....though I won't say you've never been acquainted with them. How many ass whoopin's have you had while trashing your country?

I'll take 'Not enough' for $200, Alex . . .
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: dane on September 17, 2013, 04:59:56 AM
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Incitatus (4,672 posts)

8. Congrats!  If only more people had your principals.
Not only are there several responses pretending to believe this, one of them (a member of the group who think they are smarter than everyone else) apparently thinks DUmmy Taverner has school administrators.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: RobJohnson on September 17, 2013, 05:23:29 AM
First of all, DUmmies don't have any morals, and second, did you ask your kids?  They might have liked the $200k.



After he paid his back child support he would of only have about $6 left.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: Karin on September 17, 2013, 09:36:59 AM
Oh for God's sake, everyone believes him, and the one guy questioning anything blames it on the "recruiter" or whoever: 

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Response to Taverner (Original post)
Mon Sep 16, 2013, 10:14 PM
loli phabay (3,667 posts)
9. the guy lied to you, everyone who comes through the zone either works for the government

Or is a contractor, part of the liabilty issue is having drug free workers especially in a war zone. Not to say some dont use but part of the contracts are that people have clearances and are drug free. Also they probuably lied about the renumeration the number seems high.

You DUmbasses are the most gullible idiots in the world.  You believe anything.  I can't believe you haven't been scammed out of every possession you own.  What easy marks you are. 

Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 17, 2013, 10:16:17 AM
Oh for God's sake, everyone believes him, and the one guy questioning anything blames it on the "recruiter" or whoever: 

You DUmbasses are the most gullible idiots in the world.  You believe anything.  I can't believe you haven't been scammed out of every possession you own.  What easy marks you are. 



Actually, one gets the impression that most of them HAVE been scammed out of everything, the most well-to-do ones seem to be the trophy wives or DINK gay couples whose partners weren't stupid enough to give them unfettered assets to the assets.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: jukin on September 17, 2013, 10:50:09 AM
I asked my wife, Morgan Fairchild, and she said the drug addled DUchebag is totally on the level on this.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 17, 2013, 10:52:05 AM
I doubt he was offered $200,000 job. It is all made up.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: obumazombie on September 17, 2013, 02:50:16 PM
Not only are there several responses pretending to believe this, one of them (a member of the group who think they are smarter than everyone else) apparently thinks DUmmy Taverner has school administrators.
That's how I learned to spell principal different from principle. The Princi(Pal) is your Pal ! In my case I only saw him once or twice.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 17, 2013, 04:04:04 PM
Make money at home. Replace front porch light bulb with a red one. Send $25 for red light bulb. :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: jukin on September 17, 2013, 04:16:11 PM
I turned down a night of sex with Kate Uptown (even though she is on our if it happens it' OK list) because well PRINCIPALS!!!!11111!!!!elebinty

No really.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: Splashdown on September 17, 2013, 06:18:52 PM
This is how he'd be paid...

(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Seems+Legit.+saw+this+in+the+depths+of+the+internet_96f6cc_4180994.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 17, 2013, 07:30:18 PM
He turned down 200 boxes of Kellogg's Special K for his kids.....what a great guy.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: NHSparky on September 17, 2013, 08:19:11 PM
Seriously, you'd almost have to make double what you do here to make working overseas worthwhile--more still if you would be a geographic bachelor and leaving the family behind.  Then there's the emotional toll.

Bottom line, you DUmmies are handicapped enough as it is in far too many ways to even be considered believable.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: 67 Rover on September 18, 2013, 09:44:29 AM
Seriously, you'd almost have to make double what you do here to make working overseas worthwhile--more still if you would be a geographic bachelor and leaving the family behind.  Then there's the emotional toll.

Bottom line, you DUmmies are handicapped enough as it is in far too many ways to even be considered believable.

You are correct, I did it for one year on Kwajalein while working for Northrop on the EKV program.  The money was great but it was not the paradise I had expected and I did not sign up for a second year. 

There is really nothing to do there other than reading and SCUBA diving in the few locations that were not off limits.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 18, 2013, 09:49:46 AM
There is really nothing to do there other than reading and SCUBA diving in the few locations that were not off limits.
I saw "Mutiny On The Bounty". You have your pick of all those topless wahines with the flowers in their hair and grass skirts.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job
Post by: obumazombie on September 18, 2013, 09:50:02 AM
You are correct, I did it for one year on Kwajalein while working for Northrop on the EKV program.  The money was great but it was not the paradise I had expected and I did not sign up for a second year. 

There is really nothing to do there other than reading and SCUBA diving in the few locations that were not off limits.

Kwajelein was well within my territory flying in the south pacific. I try to tell people that romanticized fantasies about tropical island paradises can be quite misleading. I saws plenty of tropical islands, but not one paradise. Not even close.